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Im pissed off about this...........https://www.nairaland.com/1543561/etisalat-bis-now-rocking-non

....and I come dey see this one.

NONNYG: Dear MTN, my dear MTN, Dearest MTN, my Dearest
MTN... no matter how you people rephrase this text
and send it to me, I would not fall victim to your
business tricks.
Initially it was "few
steps away from receiving your N2,000,000
reward"....
I kept quiet... then i
checked my balance and saw "you would not receive
your N2,000,000 reward if you dont text "yes to
7070"....I still kept quiet.... then i recharged and i
saw
"reward your self right now, text yes to 7070 and
you could win N2,000,000"....
i still kept quiet....then i got a text and viewed it
what i saw was "does your number end with
3539? please send OK to 7070! *******3539 has been
rewarded
with access to MTN's
N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for 100/day"....i
still kept quiet...then i saw
an alert again!!... "are you NONNYG? yello, you just
won MTN's N2,000,000 draw
text OK to 7070 to claim it, 100/day" (money wey i
don win i go still text 100/day
to claim am abii?)....ok o, I still kept quiet....then
just now i received a call and guess who called me?
7070... abeg wetin them wan tell me wey them
never send for text? who knows
what the next format will be? pals please judge me
and MTN ooo i de my own o...dem wan force
N2,000,000 enter my
hand, N2,000,000 na by force?

So you have finally copied this joke and brought it to this section. This joke was even on the front page some days back and it originated in the jokes section.
When I act my film now........dem go say I don start.....abi.

Is rule 14 too ambiguous?

https://www.nairaland.com/1554361/mtn-spam-messages#20196037

maxdozie: Guys i need help ooo

Transfer the files to PC and extract with 7zip. If problem persists, @least one of the files is corrupt.

malikalhaj: Just pay for subscription and u should be able to browse, abi u want make honsule pay for u?

Dude......long time, how kpomo market nah??

musibau4real: helo Honsule, good morning, how was ur nite? hope u are okay. am glad to see u here and i want to use this media to tell u that i need to browse on my laptop and any assistants u want to do for me in other for me browse

......am I missing something, when did honsule turn to ISP?

Afam4eva: What do you guys know about Tecno F8 Phantom A2? I'm thinking of getting one.

ehnnnnn..........they made it so that Android newbies like you won't have to break the bank because you wan buy HTC One.

But seriously, just buy and use it so you can feel the Android flavour.

location??

vee92: it's on my signature

Calabar.

location?