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Sorry my dear readers, Osun Election made me seldom nairaland. Story continues tomorrow. Please bear with me. I'm sorry.

Timothy3113: enjoy ke, u wan make my wife use curse scatter me

wow! You are such a good man. Keep it up sir.

Timothy3113: No No no. Being a pastor is the last thing i will think about in my life.

u will be enjoying like Pastor David. Lols[color=#990000][/color]

Timothy3113: Hmm

maybe we shud have Pastor Timothy introduced .

cushycute: You've exchanged Pastor David for Pastor Daniel . Try to edit it @ Pvictor10

Thanks for the notification. Corrected that. It seems Pastor David want to swap name to cover his deeds.

Mary, the mother of Jesus. That was the name she was called then. She met her untimely death, courtesy of James. Mary had not been to any relationship with a guy in her life. She was a devoted christian. She was an usher in her fellowship. She was even tipped to be the next Head Usher, before she left the land of the living. Her mother could not believe her eyes, she watched her only child groan in pain till death. What could have been the cause of her death?

James was invited to a fellowship on campus. He was actually invited by one of his girlfriend, that insisted he must come to church to prove he loves her. She had denied him of any form of intimate affection, except he comes to church. What a paradox! James came in and was ushered in with a gentle smile from this fair lady. James lost a heartbeat on sighting Mary. The warm handshake he received from her could not let him concentrate throughout the service. All manner of thoughts tossed like a sea wave in his mind. The 'stand up' and 'sit down' were quite annoying to James. He surveyed the far corners of the fellowship with his Galileo telescope - his eyes. His eyes has been trained and acclimatized to this function. James could not find anyone equal to Mary in beauty and elegance.

The service ended after a never ending revolution of the sermon around the bible. James sighted Mary busy counting the offering and tithes. The money was quite much. ''Why should students and not workers give such a huge amount?'' He thought. A thought flashed quickly across his mind, just like the lightning before thunder.

James held his bible firmly. The bible was actually borrowed from David, since he had none. He walked briskly to the usher's stand. He tapped Mary. '' Hi'' James said. The smile on Mary face fuelled the love that James had developed for her the more. Someone will be burnt with the fire. '' I forgot to drop my offering and tithe.'' James notified. Mary stretched her hands to receive the money. It's five thousand naira. James introduced himself and Mary reciprocated. Had Mary known she just met a devil, she could have run.

. . .

Pastor David hugged Dr. James. The duo were pleased to meet each other. '' I saw you on TV yesterday. I'm so proud of you.'' James said. ''And how did you get to this is where i lodge?'' He asked. Dr. James had called his friend that attend the church that host this great Pastor. His friend been a member of the planning committee had told him the hotel Pastor David was lodged. '' We can't be standing here, come to my room and let's talk.'' Pastor David said. Just then, he remembered.

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The meeting was brought to a close. Pastor David said the closing prayer. He did not have time to exchange pleasantries with anyone. His eyes are now red like hot coal. He actually enjoyed his night, now nature is paying him back. As he was about to depart to his room, a thick voice called from behind. ''David, David''. ''Who dare called me like that without any form of respect?'' He thought. He turned back to see who on earth dare called him in that manner. Alas! It's Dr. James. Dr James is an old friend of him. They have not seen each other for decades. James is a bossom friend of Pastor David. They both attended same university, and are both doctors. The only difference is that Pastor David no longer practice. He left all to focus on the ministry God had given him. Dr. James is a very successful man, and used to be a great womanizer. His friends even has nicknamed him ''hot soup''. Any lady that catch his interest in their university days, is in hot soup. James had ensured that no lady he wished to have, escape from him. He is a good player! The only lady that gave her a tough time was Mary.

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Hannahamah food is ready

cushycute, chyviv, Timothy3113. Food is ready. Others are welcomed. More upload tonight.

Pastor David was ushered to his seat. He is the admiration of all Pastors seated. He has a dazzling appearance and a soft voice. His accent is quite captivating, and he has a good command of vocabulary. He has been into the pastoral ministry for fifteen years. He is a pastor every congregation wish to called their own. Pastor David's sermon are quite inspirational, and it has always been an harvest of miracles in his crusade.
Pastor Damilare say few prayers and the meeting commenced. Pastor Damilare holds Pastor David in a huge esteem. He is his role model and mentor. Pastor Damilare had listened to endless number of Pastor David's sermon. He has even memorized most of them. When his audio player starts playing, he can recite most of the sermon along with him.
''Thank you all for honouring this meeting. I believed we all had a great night.'' He faced Pastor David and said ''Daddy, hope you had a wonderful night sir. I believed you did not miss your wife around you.'' They all burst into laughter. '' I'm used to staying away from her, and spending my quality time with her after all.''
The report of yesterday crusade was read. It was reported, that a total number of two hundred and forty seven people gbe their life to Christ, after Pastor David's sermon yesterday. They all clapped and blessed God. Pastor David was dozing off on his seat. He did not sleep very well last night. Thanks be to Margaret. Pastor Damilare caught him sleeping. He could not tap him, and wake him up. Maybe he prayed all night, he thought. Pastor David's had boasted of the numerous hours he devoted to praying at night, for the manifestation of God's power in his ministry. He once said '' Prayer is the basis for kingdom exploits.''

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Margaret is still having this terrible headache she earlier discovered. She reached for her bag and picked a drug out. The drugs are already in her mouth, and swallowed. She noticed an inscription on the drug container. ''Jesus o o o'' she screamed.