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Does one need to update whatsapp app before it starts working

looks flawless? what figure of speech is that?


GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
We the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria (BAN). Will be go on a general strike starting frm Dec 10th 2016 to Jan 3rd 2017. The strike was due to the economic recession goin on in our country. We apologize to our girlfriends or rather our future wives for any inconvenience we will put you all throughout this strike period, & we are assuring our ladies that all relationships continues frm Jan 3rd 2017....... thank u all for your understanding & cooperation.

looks flawless but not flawless.

My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row.When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around.Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as usual N20.00 from my pocket and dropped it inside the offering basket. Just then the man behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me 3 notes of 1000. I smiled...such a generous man. Then majestically, I looked around and called back d usher and dropped the 3k in the basket and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention my dear, be more careful next time, d money fell from your pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!?......." "Usher please wait, it is wrong transaction!!!!!!!!.

Change : when Boy's where turning into men.


Please if you know of any child suffering from any heart condition that requires surgery, kindly refer them to *The Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital Asokoro Abuja*. A group of surgeons from the USA will be conducting free surgeries for them from 10 - 21st November, 2016.
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Rip 2 do fallen soldiers.

Remember No sound is louder than a fallen cover of a pot while trying to steal meat.

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It's Pvin just coming out from d other room

So American people no go follow us experience change.

Denrere self

Flavor nd Zoro

Olamode boy's (street)

You broke up with a guy from your hood then date another one from your hood & you say you've moved on! No my sister you're just moving around. Good evening all

jesu



Ladies Dating a Short guy is fun until you can't find him at the club and you don't have taxi money to go home.

hmm

Dictionary defines it best

Advice or no Advice, bet wey go cast go sill cast.
There are many things we can learn from dogs like being loyal, protective, caring and loving unconditionally but we choose to learn one thing .... DOG STYLE... This is d important of the other room

After the negotiations

CHAD

Your boy friend shouts at u,
u starts crying like a modern toy,
But when u mum shouts at u,
u shout back and even wants to fight.
My dear, the thunder dt will fire u will come from the
other room... GOOD EVENING

adex79:
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Thanks for your comment, please can you give a clue of how much it will cost me to get a lawyer.

My friend carved fake school stamp and used it to defraud a fellow student who later got to know that the stamp is not genuine.

The defrauded student knowing that the guy is my friend called me to the guy's house to settle the issue between them which I did by asking the offender to submit his credentials to the complaint until he can refund the money.

After the two parties reached a consensus, I took the fake stamp away and destroyed it. Two weeks gone, my friend got arrested over the stamp issue and the Police insisted that he provides the stamp and he gave them my name as one who is with it.

Now that the police is looking for me, I needed to know how best to present my statement before going to the police station.

All I see is Woman swears in Woman as Chief Justice of Enugu.

you forgot to add SERVITUDE .
Most 9ja companies love modern day slavery.

and this made fp

And he didn't shoot

pics

Ambo is Working

hmm

MMM is still paying...one can't just fold hands
and be waiting for govt to do something about
the economy.
Man's needs to survive oh.
by the way, y government no see bet9ja close.

seacoast:
Empty treasury how can you type just (.) in this ur plot of land. Cast out any spirit of Empty treasury in ur life. Lol

Person no de buy land before building 4 ur area ?

In obiano's voice.

"Owing workers salary in this recession is pure wickedness "