₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
No go there o. History needs to repeat or at least rhyme. BTC's official low is 48k, but we're not going there in one stretch.

There'll be some pumps and dumps along the line. After 48k, if too many people enter long, it'll flash-crash further to 32-29k to liquidate them and instant MASSIVE pump.

Bookmark this post as reference.

Also, today is Tuesday, so I can't really check my Tradingview or exchange to know what price is currently doing.

I saw a notification that BTC dumped to 66k, but I'll check tomorrow. I'm never in a rush or hurry when it comes to BTC.

Il on your telegram channel chief

Marxx1000:
have got another one that the reasons why I want to sell this tho

Continue fooling yourself in ibadan.

I get one guy here hes begging me to buy his iphone 13 pro o 150k.
Rush to use rush to lose

Nna no b u wan use iphone.
. N

AlbertNewton:
I wish I belonged to the category of such people.

I teach python programming language (both kids and adults)

You learnt this to b teaching up and down abi

Jef4u:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am creating this thread to publicly call out the gross incompetence of GTBank (@gtbank) and First Bank (@FirstBankngr). I am currently completely stranded, out of cash, and cannot even afford transport fare because both banks are holding onto my money and playing games with my life.

On the 25th of May, 2026, I transferred ₦50,000 from my First Bank account to my GTBank account.

First Bank debited me instantly. After a week of crying out to both banks, First Bank customer care on X just sent me a DM confirming the transaction was successful on their end and gave me the official 30-digit NIBSS Session ID: 000016260525212658002065390897.

Here is where the wickedness from GTBank starts:
1. Over the weekend, a GTBank agent checked their deep server logs and confirmed to me on WhatsApp that they saw the transaction sitting on their server gate on a "BLANK STATUS."

2. Because they saw it, they created a formal inward dispute ticket for me with Reference ID: 260601353720618 and promised it would be credited.

3. Shockingly, this morning (Tuesday, June 2nd), another GTBank agent named Eberechi Chukwueke sent me an email (CRM:033400000396) completely contradicting the bank, claiming they have "no evidence" of the transaction and told me to go back to First Bank!

How can a bank issue a tracking reference ID for a stuck transaction on Monday, and then turn around on Tuesday to say "no evidence"?

If GTBank's server gate rejected the "blank status" transaction, it means the ₦50,000 has automatically reversed back into First Bank’s internal suspense ledger, and First Bank is lazily sitting on my money without crediting my app dashboard!

I am stuck at home, starving, and stranded. Both banks need to stop passing the buck. One of you is sitting on my ₦50,000.

Please help me tag @gtbank and @FirstBankngr handles on social media. Moderators, please move this to the Front Page to save an innocent customer from this institutional nightmare!

To me you seem to know much about this babk transfer stuff more than their agent sef. U even still sabi their names.

Kalulu44:
It was the year 2008, just celebrated my 28th birthday and newly acquired apartment to become an independent man. No more living and staying with my parents and siblings.
This freedom and independent started making explore things. It was the year I took my first alcohol and also started clubbing. Though the clubbing of a thing didn't last more than 3yrs before I started detesting it and finally stopped.
One thing I am happy with myself for is, all those years of sowing my wild oats, I never indulged in smoking and taking of hard drugs. Till date I don't know what's smoking or taking of hard drugs is like.
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So to the main gist. In 2009 at one club along Alaba Int'l road beside Awori College Ojo, Lagos State. The name of the club is Heavens 2, they have Heavens 1 at mainland around Oyingbo area.
I went as usual to catch fun on a Sunday night after a hard days work driving thru out Lagos. Lagos drivers, we dey see money nah. So the one to spend for club no hard.
While dancing and drinking my can of beer, I saw this beautiful dark skin average height girl hit the dance floor.
She was wearing a black silk see thru armless gown that revealed her inner wears of only white bra and equally white panties. And then a red wrist bead on her left hand.
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I quickly cornered her before other vultures like myself 😀😀😀😀 will do.
Stood in her front and started making some dancing steps towards her. She didn't resist and reciprocated.
Mehn! Before we know it, we don gum body each other. This babe was giving me all the sexy dance steps you can think of, including rubbing her bum bum that is round and firm against my crotch.
Meanwhile other guys have been given her signals to come to where they're. For where, I hold on to her very well.
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After about 30min sweating it out, I told her let's get a drink and she obliged and we went to the bar where she took Smirnoff ice and I collected another can of beer.
We went and sat at secluded place inside the club and start talking.
We talked and gist, and she told me she came all the way from Port Harcourt for a week visit to Lagos with her family.
That while in Port Harcourt, she's been caged. That's why she decided to come have some fun at the club.
I asked for her name and number, she declined and said I should just enjoy the time I have with her.
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Hmmm.... Inside me, I was like this one dey whine me ni. Abi bcus you be runs girl.
I didn't asked further, we just had our drinks and hit the dance floor again.
This time around, her sexy dance and manuevering all over my body started doing me serious strong thing.
I didn't know when I whisper in her ears, "why don't we have a quickie?"
To my surprise, she replied with "do they have rooms here" I nodded and she said ok let us go then.
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Omoh, just like that. I took her upstairs. Paid #500 for short time and we went inside.
While inside, she asked me how much will I give her. Ah ah! I thought you said you came to Lagos to just catch fun I said.
And so, so I should just give you my body for free she said.
I said ok ok, how much does she want?
And she said any good reasonable amount that comes from my mind.
Ah! This girl wan put me on the spot, I said to myself.
Then within me I was battling between giving her 1k or 2k.
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Finally I deep hand in my pocket and gave her 2k. And then said hope this amount is reasonable. She collected it, smile and nodded and said it's ok I tried.
Then we got down to business, me no dey kukuma forget my Gold Circle back then when going to club, cus possibilities of something going down is always there.
Mehn! This babe gave me an unforgettable s*x. It was like her life depends on it.
She reminds me again that she has been so much caged not to have this kind of fun often.
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I tried to know how she mean by caged, she just wave me aside to forget. The last word I rmbr from her was: just enjoy me the way you can cus this maybe the last time we'll ever see or meet again.
And true to her word, it was.
After over an hour exploring our bodies.
We freshen up and went back inside the club.
Me I have cum and relief myself, wetin I still wan dey do inside club😀😀😀.
So I told her it's time for me to go, and then persuaded her again to have her number which she still refused.
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I left her to continue her fun.
The next day Monday, I hit the road for daily bread.
I have gone two trips from Okoko to CMS.
On my 3rd trip around 1pm in the afternoon at Agboju going towards Mile 2. There was heavy traffic. A trailer fell First gate close to Maza-maza making vehicles moved slowly.
While inside the traffic, by my right a little further I saw an SUV with the plate number HRM which means His Royal Majesty King of so so and so place in Port Harcourt (name witheld for some reason).
I just read it and continue my slow movement.
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The lane I was, then move a little faster which made me stay side by side with the Royal SUV. I looked at the SUV, there was a driver and a matured female with beads all over her neck and she holding something that looks like what all this Lolo we saw in Nollywood movies hold. I said in my mind, that must be the wife of the king, the queen.
Then when I looked at the back seat, they were two girls and a boy sitting there all wearing their royal emblems and what not.
Meaning those are the prince and princesses.
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Then a sight caught my attention and then look closer to her again. Lol and behold, one of the two girls was the girl I met at the club last night that we had fun and sexcapades together. I almost wanted to call out for her.
But 1. I don't know her name which she never gave me. 2. Their glass were rolled up, how could she even hear me. Then lastly, I thought to myself. Isn't it even foolish and childish of me to try to get her attention.
Not long, their lane and ours moved but theirs moved furtheress than ours.
And before we could say jack Robinson, we are out of the traffic.
I guess they were traveling back to Port Harcourt. I began thinking to myself, why would a bonafide princess come to the club and sell her body, cus I'm very sure after I left, other guys would have take their turns too.
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Was she really caged according to her and decided to use the opportunity she have to explore things or it's in her blood. I just can't crack my mind as to her situation, so guys what do you think?

People just wake. Up feel bored then form one useless story and lir to us here.

BrosG007:
Please which Gotv subscription will I subscribe to, to get this channel? Because I know this is not on Africa Magic Epic 🙄🤔

Sonyou no believ the guy

brain54:
Obavoh do you make these stories up...?


If you do. I must commend your creativity and consistency over the years.


As for this your new episode all I can say is the Lord is your strength!

The guy na werey
This thing na imagination o.

Obavor
Your story dey always dey one kind.

Sonofgod1990:
There was a time I stopped smoking then after 3 months i wasn't having money to drink beer so I went back to smoking again. But I stopped smoking finally when I choosed it to be my New Year resolution. The day I stopped smoking I was even smoking at that moment been 31/12/2023. But immediately it turned to 11:59pm of that 31-12-2923 I throw the remaining cigarettes on me away till today. It wasn't easy but God did it for me

This means the urge was not really a problem for you.
Because me sometimes i just don't understand. Some say smoking is spiritual stuffs i kind of believe o. Cos that urge na war

Sonofgod1990:
Aswear. It wasn't easy my son

If you wake up for morning.
You dont feel no urge for real or u surpress them.
Secondly some habitual things u do when u smoke like smoking after eating dont they trigger some memory. I call those memory deadlift.

Sonofgod1990:
I started smoking when I was in ss1 that should be in 2006. I don't smoke weed na only cigarettes and the urge to smoke comes anytime I drink beer. I was so much addicted to cigarettes that I never see My self stoping it soon. But Las Las God did it for me and I stopped 🚭 smoking about 3 years ago which I never imagined my self stopping.. I remembered One of my guy calling me Benson because of the way I do smoke it.

Nb.. I didn't stop smoking just like that ooo.. I was feeling some pains in my heart during my time of smoking cigarettes so I assumed it was the cigarettes that I do smoke is the cause. So I said to my self that instead of cigarettes to kill me, I will be the one to kill it first. That how I stopped smoking till today. More than 3 years now. I know I will die one day but make e no be cigarettes that will kpai me. Thank God for everything.



Arsenal 3 vs PSG 0 ✅✅✅✅✅✅. Champions League final result

You later stopped cigarette for real.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
I use Bet9ja and sportybet tickets to wrap my weeds to smoke. Nah y I dey wound the bookies on a steady. I don't do cigarettes.🥱🥱


cc guobe

Where u see sportbet shop

This page is funny
Who dey abuse my mentor
Ilegendd

Jammykay:
Beware of ilegendd, especially newbies

Big lie i can never believe

Iceland2:
Hello people

Please, see the man who defrauded me in Texas, United state.

His name is Michael Olumide.He lives in Little ELM in texas, and works for PEPSI in Texas.

In summary.....

I sent him money to get me 2 cars from Texas and send to Nigeria. The money was paid through his manager in Lagos called Okanlawon christopher Ola. He sent 1 of the cars to Nigeria, while the other was waiting to be shipped through a container.

For months, he didn't ship it. So i requested for the shipping money, while i collected my car. For months, he stopped picking my calls nor responding to my messages because i asked for the shipping money. Later he paid some and blocked me again

After series of months without hearing from him, i decided to report the issue to the police at Zone 2, lagos where i was encouraged to go report my complain. I was directed to a police officer at Zone 2 through one Mr Okorie Oji. The police officer (IPO) is called OmoBolaji Atanda Jenke.

Omobolaji Atanda requested for 200k from me to sew that i get justice after telling him my story. So, i sent 200k to him through mr Okorie.

When he receives the money, he requested i come over tonsee him at Zone 2. On getting there, he took my statement.

For months, nothing was done. He kept posting me. It was later, someone told me that my case was not reported at all. His superior and colleagues were not aware of my case. That means he threw my statement away and eat my money.

So, i went to another police station, and his friend ( ola) was arrested and Michael resurfaced.

He agreed to pay my money monthly and i accepted.

He paid for some months, and stopped. His lines are all switched off.

I have been adviced to send a petition to little ELM police since that is where he resides in Texas.

People should be careful not to deal with this fraudstar called Olumide Michael

Next plan activated.....

See ehh
This life is a war
Africa is one of the most deadliest.

They take the little poor man has and add it onto their own.
The rich keep getting richer. Ask pastor adeboye i reapected that man before

tunapawizzy:
The society is messed up and rewards rubbish these days.
People that worked hard for their money will donate to him, just watch
A society where people that pay their drivers and househelp 50k per month are donating 200k to strangers online

I swear person wey never feed him family too go dey donate 500k for ego sake

Sunndaywillie:
it's waiting for me to buy first, me and beetc know each other well well , the moment I press buy e go start to dey dip

But I'm not accepting that challenge from it this time

Think say na only me o

uncleteeh:
If you do crypto and you have a trust wallet account.
Kindly engage me on 08108408732.

There is a link to earn 30 dollars and more.

Do u buy the usdt for yourself or what chief

kingthreat:
Why not save youself some stress and visit like 3 brothels and get all the staff you need?

Because he needs random kids that are vulnerable i.e poor desperate kids seeking financial breakthrough; they would not tell their parent or anybody where they are going boom!!! They end up in ritualist or kidnappers den

SuccessAdams90:
This is what you need to know to break free from addiction.

Click now https://selar.com/1p169577x7

You can break free. It is proven key to help.

But breaking FREE is suppose to b free na
Not interested

Ihebu4chelsea:
you didn't answer my question, how many people sell their phones to buy Pepsi? Same cannot be said of weed smokers, they can sell anything anytime (including stealing) to satisfy their addiction.

This is true sha

Ibime:
I was in a restaurant about 4 years ago where they were hawking Ice Prince ticket to perform in the same restaurant (capacity of like 100 people max) for £10

We just laughed and said we're not interested.

Premium cap from Ice Prince

Somebody whose idea of extravagance yesterday was blowing N30m MTN ambassador contract on Bentley now talking about N340m on weed in 6 years. That's N155k on weed per day. Even Snoop Dogg will struggle with that

Hmm so snoopdog no fit use 100$ for smoke daily with his money o.
Just dey play na only music dey give yankee money na

myqel:
How i resolve mine this morning...


If you are an Airtel user, dial *939# to set your PIN and boom your account will be unlocked

Non-Airtel users need to uninstall and reinstall their App so that it can take them through the set PIN journey

Smartcash are Thieves they left me stranded
And locked my 41k in their bank. Yes i lost my sim but as an advance bank i linked my email. Am i not suppose ti receive otp through email.

Thief bank of nigeria.

Lithiumite:
I believe this guy 100,I know a girl that advised her brother to invest in printing equipments and he heeded the advise and now he is making income from printing despite knowing zilch about printing......the guy confessed that if he hadn't taking his sisters advise as at last year 2025 the money he spent on buying those equipments was money he would have spent on smoke in 3 months......guess how much the equipments cost, 19 f**king millie!!

What u wrote here is different

It just means as a smoker weed is there to wreck you.
As far as you identify as a smoker and you are breathing. You are a liability and time would tell. Your reaources wpuld be going to smoke as slong as you breathe because u must have urge and vanity no get limit.

bigpriik:
All na me

Why not just tell how to stop
Since people are not move by how to start again e don cast.

Wealthyonos:
Masturbation pastor. This your sermon nor be here o

Masturbator pastor haha

myqel:
Apologies, I didn't get your message...please send an email to customerservice@smartcashpsb.ng or call 939

Thank you

Your people are not giving me good response. That customer service is 1 star

daylay7:
`I don tell u say no be cos, na karma. Na u dey call cos for your self. I no cos you but e go happen to you

No worry when e reroute to your side
Just know say na my spirit handowrk

Obavoh:
They call it YO-YO MILK

Sellers here in the North rebag it into small transparent Nylon and sell it for ₦50-₦200 only because of the size.

A lot of parents here buy it for their Children because it is very cheap.

When you mix it in water it tastes like baby powder mixed with groundnut oil and sugar.

Peak milk Refill is now ₦4,000, very expensive and it won’t last up to 1 week for my family of 9

My Children love drinking hot tea in the morning. Especially during raining season. I rather give them only plain Lipton and sugar than mix this YO-YO milk for them.

May God help us all

I have missed you boss obavor
How pikin

ChizzyBuna:
It is only in church you will see retired Olosho with 12 years experience give her life to Christ.

Then you try to toast her
She tells you NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

After years of reckless knacking with different sizes of gbolas all over the country

My junior brother is a phoolish child.
I warned him severally about a girl he meet in church
When the girl found out I know her past secrets
She made my jnr bro turn against me.
It hurt me so badly, so I ignored them

Mine is even worse
I hate when i call someome my blood
But you fit deny me something i would easily give you cos of shema.
Nothing fit make us blood o

ChizzyBuna:
The painful part is trying to save your own brother but the mumu believed an Olosho more than me.
I almost shed tears the night he brought up the matter infront of family that I want to destroy his only joy.

The girl lied to him that I wanted to knack her and she refused so that's why I'm spreading false rumor about her. I wan craze that night. But deep in my mind I just know say that boy MUST SUFFER.
That is why I am so happy that I have been vindicated.

Girl wey follow my bro chat like normal the night before her traditional wedding and the boy had no single clue the kind joy I get now fit high 3 elephants. My bro come dey lock himself for room he no wan chop I'm just so happy the mumu is learning the hard way.

If u truly get joy run me 5gb mtn