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Celebrities › Re: Very Funny: See Throwback Photo Of Phyno When He Was 3years Old by Qaisar1: 2:49pm On May 25, 2016

Very Funny?

Politics › Re: UAE Govt Releases List Of Nigerian Politicians Who Have Properties In Dubai by Qaisar1: 2:09pm On May 25, 2016

The allocated allowance for politicians is too much. During election campaign, they claim they are servants and we should send them errands (via voting).

After elections, we become servants on knees with our heads facing the sun. Getting touched by the sun in search of light.

And the present administration is not in anyway helping. Fighting corruption doesn't mean the masses should grow ulcer.

For God's sake! You campaigned with revamping the Agricultural sector. What happened!? Did you construct roads on our farmlands? or did the soil disappear?

I am tired!

Jokes Etc › Re: Facebook User, Chukwueloka Ijezie Gets #epic 'lastma' Reply From Mark by Qaisar1: 12:46pm On May 13, 2016

damn!

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Forum Games › Re: Spot The Six Words In This Picture by Qaisar1: 12:28pm On May 13, 2016

make i see am

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1. BOOK - The dad's left ear through the eyes to the lamp

2. NOVEL - check the foot stool

3. PAGES - at the side of their son

4. STORY - Moms wig to her knee

5. WORDS - on the fake plant at the son's feet

6..

* modified again * Killerbeauty

6. READ - From the dog's right ear to the girl's hair

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Never Use These 10 Words To Describe Yourself by Qaisar1: 11:20pm On May 12, 2016

In Summary, don't praise yourself

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Phones › Re: Hilarious pics. That Moment Some1 Borrow Ur Phone To See 1pics. by Qaisar1: 11:17pm On May 12, 2016

...more annoying when she launches Subway-Surf

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Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 10:18pm On May 12, 2016

uduokirika1:
Excuse not accepted

Bendel insurance play in the lower league. NNL
Y u no dey watch them?

Abi QPR, Bolton, Reading, Hull city no get who dey watch them 'cos say they in the lower division!

Ehen! I say the Top league nor dey interest me na lower division?... nor be EPL oh

Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 5:45pm On May 12, 2016

uduokirika1:
Do English fans watch thiers too on local tv stations?
No go buy ticket watch better NPFL matches! Dey wait for who go epp u!

Relakxx! I live in Edo and Bendel Insurance is not in the top flight league.

Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 5:35pm On May 12, 2016

goodvision12:
Its not only that match.for me the league matches has improved considerably.The match between akwa united vs enyimba played under floodlight is another testament of improved league.pls endeavour to watch the matches and you will confirm this league development.

sincerely, I have lost faith. I will then

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: See How A Man Carved Out A Statue Of A Woman From A Large Mass Of Rock! by Qaisar1: 1:13am On May 12, 2016

Archmage:
wow! but this is just child's play compared to what Ben Enwowu did with metal. nonetheless, its wonderful

Rethink! carving rocks and shaping metals...

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: See How A Man Carved Out A Statue Of A Woman From A Large Mass Of Rock! by Qaisar1: 1:07am On May 12, 2016

Menh... This is skill driven by passion

Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 12:50am On May 12, 2016

goodvision12:
pls point of correction.our football league is not dead.I totally disagree with you on that.Did yu watch the league match between kano pillars vs enyimba international?That match was a cracker and good for advert.

Eyah... Just one match out of 38 league matches. Until we'll be able to watch NPL matches on local stations. It remains paralyzed

Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 7:46pm On May 11, 2016

goodvision12:
9ice one buh i hope this will bring good development and expose our football to greater heights even as the stars converge for the testimonial match.

This one match won't bring back our dead football league. Don't hope too much. save yourself from unnecessary heartbreak and drama.... we all wish the National football team/league well too.

Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by Qaisar1: 6:25am On May 11, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
I'll NEVER do crack

Celebrities › Re: ‘I just Recorded The Biggest Song Of My Life’ – Ice Prince Set To Drop New Singl by Qaisar1: 8:02pm On May 10, 2016

biggest song ke?

Sports › Re: Why Does Jamie Vardy Of Leicester City Wear A Bandage On His Wrist? by Qaisar1: 7:55pm On May 10, 2016

Hmm.. if this is true

Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qaisar1: 11:18am On May 10, 2016

VickyRotex:
Oya explain wetin you read

which kind wahala be this?... Erm the text is self explanatory.

Romance › Re: Simple Advice For Ladies by Qaisar1: 11:58pm On May 09, 2016

Diddyydiva:
...Sounds like a primary5 class captain reading jokes to his class mates.

I had to reread...

Education › Re: 40 Common Chat Abbreviations by Qaisar1: 11:50pm On May 09, 2016

It's so annoying when you're abbreviating a word.. (except for "Eg" wink

* K * Y? * Plz
Arrrrgh! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Be Sincere: If You See Him Like This What Would Be Your Reaction??..(photo) by Qaisar1: 11:45pm On May 09, 2016

I don't know what I would do yet... I still dey Nigeria angry

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Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qaisar1: 11:21pm On May 09, 2016

VickyRotex:
"What shall we conclude then? Do we have any advantage? Not at all! For we have already made the charge that Jews and Gentiles alike are all under the power of sin"

Oya Preach!

Preach ke? Na after the comment I go read am. lol

Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qaisar1: 3:09pm On May 09, 2016

OP or anybody should please read ROM. 3:9

I don't even know what is there. Just that it coincides with the time at which I'm posting...

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Science/Technology › Re: See The Gigantic Scorpion That We Killed. by Qaisar1: 10:53am On May 09, 2016

wickedtuna:
which carpenter shape that wood

na Harmattan and age dey affect my reading table jor

Science/Technology › Re: See The Gigantic Scorpion That We Killed. by Qaisar1: 9:32pm On May 08, 2016

Lala really?

Na so you like dead things?

See I'm going to find something to kill too.

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Ahan! I want to kill this ant!!

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Celebrities › Re: See What Alcohol Did To This Girls After Clubbing All Night by Qaisar1: 9:21pm On May 08, 2016

MemeTroll:
No nigga this is an old photo and its about killing roaches they weren't wasted get your facts right

Yeah right. Killing roaches with red cups

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Crime › Re: Female Corper Nabbed With "Igbo" By NDLEA; As She Cries... "I Ashamed Of Myself" by Qaisar1: 11:53am On May 07, 2016

Erm...Do you persecute military personnel with same substance too?

Sports › Re: The Joseph Yobo Centenary Game (Testimonial) May 27th. 2016 by Qaisar1: 11:43am On May 07, 2016*

I wish him well. He wasn't the best but dedication and passion placed him high above the rest.

* I made FTC * I nor even notice

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Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek No Longer Under My Care – Ayiri Emami by Qaisar1: 11:36am On May 07, 2016

Mtcheew. When you dey wacko your rack brain nor tell you say you be International Musician.. Mr. International mega-wacko star.

still love you though.

* hits a clinched right fist on the chest and then presents the peace sign *

Education › Re: 25 Words With Pics Any Army Officer In Nigeria Can Relate To [MEDIAPACE EDITION] by Qaisar1: 11:31am On May 07, 2016

OurSchoolNews:
Mehn.....!!!!!!! Speechless.

see your head... Yours was extremely impressive.. oh.. waiting for the next as promised.

Phones › Re: Airtel Hourly Plan Not Scrapped, New Price Of The Airtel Unlimited Hourly Plan by Qaisar1: 11:23am On May 07, 2016

lodscott:
its not outrageous its courageous for them to believe someone would actually opt for this

Travel › Re: Tanker Fell And Spilled Its Content In Benin City - Pictures by Qaisar1: 11:20am On May 07, 2016

* sighs *

Events › Re: Nairalanders, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Nostalgic? by Qaisar1: 11:18pm On May 06, 2016

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