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Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 6:35am On May 09, 2016 |
1. You got in! YAY! You have been accepted into nursing school! This is SO EXCITING! “I’ll be a hero,” you say to yourself. 2. You get your very own stethoscope! How cool is that?!? Which color do you choose? What kind? Adult or pediatrics? You’ve always dreamed of pediatrics, so that justifies spending $200 more than the regular one. Totally. 3. AND your very own scrubs?! Life rocks. Of course, your school makes you wear a color that make you all stand out from the rest of the hospital, to clearly label yourself as students. But whatever, it’s cool. You’re still on top of the world. 4. Time for the first class! Fundamentals. Sounds easy, right? I mean, all it can be is taking vital signs, right? 5. WRONGO! You soon learn that all answers on tests are correct, but there is only one that is the MOST correct. 6. First day of clinical! CAN'T. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT. Until you soon realize that students get a lot of grunt work, and your clinical peers will quickly become your best friends. 7. Then the REAL fun begins. Like the first time you smelled C-Diff. That smell will never, EVER leave your brain. You’ve almost thrown up on a patient from the odor….a couple times. Trash can near by is always smart. 8. And your first solo bed bath. It never fails you get a creepy guy who asks “aren’t you gonna wash me down there?” NOPE. You can handle that yourself when I leave the room. 9. Don't forget your first shot! The patient is all like “is this your first time?” Oh no, ma’am. I’ve done PLENTY of these. On oranges. 10. Getting up early, now? Not even a problem. And by early, that means before the sun even rises. You are lucky if you see daylight before you enter the hospital. Non nursing friends be like “oh I have to get up at 8:30, so early!” PLEASE. 11. Finally, a long weekend! I can PARTY! LOLOL JK you have to study all weekend for those 3 tests next week. You always heard there was a non-existent social life in nursing school, now you really see what they mean. 12. 1st Semester DONE! Now come the specialty clinicals. Psych, OB, Peds, Critical Care. NOW the fun can begin, right? 13. Psych clinical- this should be interesting! Until the patient tells you the voices in his head are telling him to throw a fire extinguisher at your head. Um. Help? 14. On second thought, some of those psych meds sound good. Next thing you know, you’re hitting up the school therapist for anxiety and sleep medicine. 15. Pediatrics! YES! This is the moment we've all been waiting for. The childrens hospitals are all so colorful and there are toys everywhere! This is what you’ve wanted your whole life! And then you hear getting a job in peds is pretty much impossible. WOMP. 16. Wait, this is only a 4 credit hour class? 3 hours of in class lecture, 3 hours of online lecture, 3 hours of homework, 8 hours of clinical….Makes sense. 17. Labor and delivery time....can't decide whether to be excited or grossed out. YAY this is so cool! Oh wait..what’s that smell? I love being there for mom and dad! OMG stop screaming it can’t hurt THAT bad. Wait, baby is coming, woohoo! Oh gosh….wow… that’s a big baby. First breath, it’s so precious! Miracle of life! 18. While clinicals have gotten better, lectures have gotten worse. WE ALL KNOW WHAT INFECTION IS. But the professors insist on going over it for the 46th time. Time to get some online shopping done. 19. ANOTHER conversion quiz? We’re seniors now. Do we really need to practice our conversions more? Isn’t there something else more important we could be doing? 20. Wait, is that an A? YES, I GOT AN A!!!!! You mean to tell me this only counts for 1.5% of my total grade? WHAT? Whatever. I guess I’ll take what I can get. 21. With every good grade comes the bad one. These stages = 100% true. 22. Just a few more nursing diagnoses....must push through.... You could recite the nursing handbook. 23. "I can't, I have to study..." is what your friends expect you to say when asked to hang out. And by study, you mean spend 1 hour doing mindless things on the internet followed by 30 minutes of half-reading over the notes, followed by another hour spent watching Netflix followed by 15 minutes of reading the book, followed by a 3 hour nap. 24. It's October, which means 9 weeks until Christmas! PUSH THROUGH! Until you realize that this will be your last Christmas break. Ever. After this, work work work. 25. You start getting a little sentimental about your time in nursing school. After all, you have spent all of your waking hours with these people. 26. But then you suddenly remember all the late nights spent in the library. Okay, so it’s a little bittersweet. 27. Just think, only 1 more semester after this!! Graduation is SO close! 28. You start to freak out a little. In less than 8 months, you will be a real nurse. Responsible for real lives. 29. Then you realize, that pinning ceremony will mark the end of an era. Graduation is just a step away. Through all the joys, tears, the laughter, the late nights, and the frustration, you have almost made it. 30. Congratulations on making it this far, you're an all star! Finish school strong and go make differences in people’s lives. YOU ROCK! 69 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Taeewo(m): 7:11am On May 09, 2016 |
Nice one 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by MotherConfesor(f): 8:53am On May 09, 2016 |
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Schwartz: 9:19am On May 09, 2016 |
Nice! One day I will take time to write about my experience with nursing care abroad. It cannot be compared in anyway to what we have in Nigeria. Attitude to work is everything. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TFLAME(m): 10:58am On May 09, 2016 |
Nice one ... |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by PrettySleek(f): 12:17pm On May 09, 2016 |
Omg! Op u are so right.I passed through all these processes. Some were nice some were stressful but it was worth it tho 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by ITbomb(m): 1:03pm On May 09, 2016 |
Me and nurses? Never again, not after Blessing 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qualer: 2:48pm On May 09, 2016 |
MotherConfesor: Kampa... what the fucck are you on about?? 4 Likes
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qaisar1: 3:09pm On May 09, 2016 |
OP or anybody should please read ROM. 3:9 I don't even know what is there. Just that it coincides with the time at which I'm posting... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:16pm On May 09, 2016 |
is this the new trend? someone should do one for engineering 1 Like |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by PrettySleek(f): 4:23pm On May 09, 2016 |
[quote author=MotherConfesor post=45450301]What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food[/quot When u are at a hospital trying to give birth only then would u know what nursing is. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:33pm On May 09, 2016 |
ITbomb: lol whats about nurse |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:36pm On May 09, 2016 |
Nursing is the best occupation so far! quote if you think otherwise 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:37pm On May 09, 2016 |
Even after graduation the struggle continues. 3 Likes
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:42pm On May 09, 2016 |
Birthday cakes for nurses are not even spared. Pills and gory pics everywhere. 2 Likes
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:45pm On May 09, 2016 |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:47pm On May 09, 2016 |
LALASTICLALA COME AND SEE |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016 |
The latest Nurse palmwine tapper. What Nigerian hospital workers has been reduced to. Imagine Nurse, God bless you for taking care of our people with your torchlight. May your battery never die. 13 Likes
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Keketu(m): 4:52pm On May 09, 2016 |
MotherConfesor:Are you a virgin and above 20? pm me |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Nobody: 7:34pm On May 09, 2016 |
Nursing? Bleh.; friggin Boring People |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Lilyomi2: 7:36pm On May 09, 2016 |
it looks great here in the pics. Esp the clinical side. My first time was at an emergency unit. It was all screams on me like I was their colleague. I don't know but I prefer surgical or any other to paediatric nursing. I hate to see kids suffer and cry. And their doses can crack your brain. I don't want to step on the scale ever since I chose this profession. I lost a lot. The grieving process got me lol. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Aviero: 7:36pm On May 09, 2016 |
MotherConfesor:See fine brezz.. |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by onosprince(m): 7:39pm On May 09, 2016 |
Still waiting for the funny meme 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by VickyRotex(f): 7:39pm On May 09, 2016 |
Qaisar1: "What shall we conclude then? Do we have any advantage? Not at all! For we have already made the charge that Jews and Gentiles alike are all under the power of sin" Oya Preach! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by olafunny(m): 7:40pm On May 09, 2016 |
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by SuperSuave(m): 7:42pm On May 09, 2016 |
this is getting stale already yeye mods |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by JohnEazy(m): 7:50pm On May 09, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by bababodmas(m): 7:54pm On May 09, 2016 |
[quote author=TheArchangel post=45463446]Even after graduation the struggle continues.[/quo Hey! Been looking for a nurse wife! Gat you! Sent you a pm already! Get back to me Maam! No more stranger nurse giving me shots down there! Lolz! Told them I would find a nurse wife soon! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by stevLegend: 8:00pm On May 09, 2016 |
Yea.... this are the Nurses!!! 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by adedam007(m): 8:03pm On May 09, 2016 |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 8:04pm On May 09, 2016 |
[quote author=bababodmas post=45469023][/quote] You're looking for an investment, huh I am taken bro. |
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Olukokosir(m): 8:04pm On May 09, 2016 |
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