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onlinenigeria is too slow and it freezes

i prefer akwastar

hi femi,, il mio omonimo dell'amante

k crazykid

what the f*** is wrong with new posts replying urs, is always empty is it just me this is happening too?

17/18?

Nope

Do u know if she's online now?

who jaybaby, i guess SHIFI

wonders shall never end _{topics like this}

whats so shocking about that crazykid?

Dont do it girl, think twice, there is no guarantee that when u sleep with the modelling agent, u will be a top model and think again about the pain it will cause when u loose ur virginity and u still dont win

D moon come out everynite 2 say gdnite,
D star come out 2 say sweetdreams
I come out like d moon and star wishn u a nice sleep

lalaboi bawo ne?

jaybaby girl wasup?

hey femi u aiight, u online?

@ cooljade, that's harsh why would u kill the innocent child, afterall it's not new

Taking pictures like ima said wouldnt be nice and the husband wuld find out that uve seen them together before , U telling his wife will be a way of interferring into their affair
So my advice would be u should take ur time, dont tell ur friend yet but later if u see them more and more again then u can just brief ur friend

Welcome to nairaland
i hope u enjoy ur stay here

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=42100.msg915402#msg915402 date=1172350413]16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!

34. No need for breast implants to impress am!

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!![/quote]#17 is so true
Lol @#21

#30 and 31, yes
#34 yes oh

infact most are true

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=42100.msg915402#msg915402 date=1172350413]1. He understands your accent.

2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "

3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!

4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!

5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.

6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.

7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.
8. He gets your jokes.

9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!

10. He has got his education or he got something going on.

11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.

12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'because his momma taught him that.

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.[/quote]they are hilarious but some are meaningful too
#1 is soo true, atleast u speak the same way and u communicate properly

#10, yes nigerians love to be educated

#13, yes that's it

Sh** happens _{threads like this arghhhh}

oh watever

YES, u should marry her, she is the mother of ur children and u said in ur story that ur working im sure ur capable of marrying now, why not marry her.

Mine was flower and perfume

U all saying i will not cry if OBJ dies, even if OBJ was good majority would not cry

Im impressed with the amount of vote for raise the child, it not the baby's fault. but still the husband should be blamed even if his wife is barren they should discuss and cooperate first before takinbg action and moreso why impregnate a prostitute

girl, nuttin much just no comment

Hi, u new as well, welcome to nairaland

welcome kiss, and i hope u enjoy ur stay here

i fink i shld win, wat do u think?

I really wish i could watch it

loverbwoy its West african idol and its not African idol becuase its not whole of Africa

I would prefer 1million naira, its a better than the 6mths visa that would expire

How will u not love ur m,an, wat ur saying is that the woman should pretend to love the man so the man would love her more. It may not work that way so it better to love each other same way