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Martin0:
hahahahah abeg nor dey yab them again jor!

that officer just put the guy for high tension oo

wait wait make I hail you small you look fresh oo asin like today's bread

na Oil ooo as in baby oil

Wow!!! Beautiful baby....

hi3:
Ode! Few secs is relative, it can be 60secs etc

Sorry ehn...

Hehehehehehehehehehe












Bushmeat don catch hunter!

My own mother warned me enough that I shouldn't take pictures showing my stomach during pregnancy.






Well... That is why she's Linda Ikeji.

All of them... Nollywood Actress!

Who is this one again??!??!




Meanwhile... That makeover!

Martin0:
me just tire ooo imagine! "few"seconds

you get my point! That's why I didn't bother replying those "frustrated human beings" that quoted me...





omoiyalayi
hi3
VULCAN

Kennydoc:
Sorry, but I don't have sex. Secondly, I am not a pig.

You aren't being very unrealistic. Many people have unplanned sex. How many of them bathe before it? You that when your girlfriend visit, you start devouring her vulva within a short while of her arrival, how often do you factor in d sweating that occurred while she was on her way to your house? How many girls first go and take a bath in their boyfriends' houses before they begin misbehaving?

I do!

I always take my bath before and after!

luminouz:
So this was where u came to After telling me u went to church??
Oya come inside right now.... u've been a bad bad girl!!!

ahn...ahn!!!

I went to church truly truly oh!

As I was going and going, I was hearing some voices so I decided to peep and THIS was what I saw...

ishowdotgmail:
Better give your sef brain and vote for the right man

#teamBuhari

iffa slap you ehn?... Your ancestors will be crying. Shey o wa okay?? It's like you and that booharee want to....






I reserve my comment sha...

ishowdotgmail:
PMB 2023

its like your brain is paining you abi??!??!??!??!??!

VULCAN:
So your only problem is with her inability to be satisfied.

You must be a very selfish lover.

Your boyfriend must be going through a lot.

Ain't got one...

mypersonalty:
eleda masun

oya turn up

Eleda oooooo!!!!!





That's a shameless act! How on earth was she satisfied??





Lemme just laugh!

Moreoffaith:
Wetin do my life abeg??

The matter no reach make I laugh.

Life of a space booker...

achiever12:
B

maestroferddi:
I

richidinho:

Moreoffaith:

you see your life??!!!!

Really??!!!

These people will not kuku kill me...

Let me check if my PVC is still inside that yellow and black nylon under my bed...























Thank goodness! It's there!!!

hush15:
me that av reach where am going since... yimu

jeez!!!

hush15:
no guarantees.

ontop say we both want buhari out abi another matter

Oya come and be going...

hush15:
if you send am, na yahoo bois i go give o.

shebi money go sha Kukuma enter

hush15:
i kukuma dey check am, i for still like know wetin you get for mind ba.

make I Kukuma send my account number na

hush15:
hehehe, like wetin o?

you sef check am na

hush15:
you get mouth jare....

chop knuckle

keep knuckle jare... An better thing I wan chop

hush15:
whether na joke or not, dont laminate anything. just keep am where e go safe. if you laminate and they put it inside machine to accredit you now, na story that really touches the heart we go dey hear and i no wan hear any story abeg. we must vote buhari out come rain or shine.

you hear me so....

my pazonerl perlzyn..

Honestly, you know from the scratch that she has a child and you fell in love with her.

Man, let her bring that child in, trust me, that child needs a father urgently. If she grows up to know you as her father, that's beautiful. If not, you're gonna create a barrier between that child and her siblings and see, you might not be able to handle the outcome in the NEAREST FUTURE...




But I still think you should follow your heart and brain

I have serious issues to deal with...









You people think 2019 is going to be the chronicles of Ushbebe or the oxymoron of kennyblaq??.??

I need to laminate my PVC!

Some people will start arguing with their keypads now...

madridguy:
Yes, I have load of it.

ovoko!!!!

Bantino:
Yes ooo

that's how we roll..

life na je je

hmmmn...

madridguy:
Hmmmm since yesterday money is scarce everywhere. Are you in Lagos?

D'you want to bring the money to my house ni

Bantino:
Hmmmmmm

seriously...