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ImaIma1:
How do you know he is masturbating?

It is the first thing that came to my mind though.

I noticed that some guys who spend time with themselves especially "self servicing" usually find it hard to socialize.

Since masturbation is addictive and can be done anytime, more sperm is released compared to having the regular sex with a female thereby making the testosterone level depletes faster; more testosterone means more confidence and chutzpah.

Though it's more psychological as a man who has sex thrice a day will have more confidence than one who masturbates thrice a day.

I think I just contradicted myself

Bimmiie:
Really??!

Yes

Davechuks360:
Good day Nairalanders.

Please I need your help

I'm in my first year at the university, UNIBEN to be precise. I'm quite intelligent (so to say) but there's something that's always bothering me.


I'm a very shy person and it's affecting my education. Anytime I want to speak in public, I find myself stammering even when I know what to say; I just can't express myself as I should.

Is there anyway I can improve on that??

I really want to be confident, I want to be able to express myself very well. The English is not the problem 'cus I'm developing it gradually.

Please is there suggestions? Anything I can do to improve?

Thanks in advance.

Stop masturbating

jaksmillioniar:
carry ur bad luck and get lost animal

Mr. Blog. How can one person be this daft?

You dunderhead, it's a thread, not a blog!

LaEvilIMiss:
He also epitomizes the worst sense of style i have seen in a full grown man.. ALL EGO-DRIVEN

FortifiedCity:


Alibaba is a legend but he has an unhealthy sense of entitlement. Talk about a man with too much ego

To slap your heads just dey hungry me

I have a rhyme dedicated to her

I hope they won't upgrade to something worse

Greatzeus:
STFU idiot,are you one of the Nigerian haters,some of the earlier comments are so degrading that shouldn't be said to someone. They want Nigeria to lose,yet it pained them most they are not performing.
People like you and others who say those degrading things about are most from disfunctional families,who come here to pour their anger on any available thread.

Fvck of you disgusting piece of sh!t.
Go through the comments if you are so jobless, you'd see that I wasn't among the pessimists. But is it okay that he wishes others untimely death just because they are pessimistic about a football team winning a match?
Unstable as water, he shall not prosper!

BiggyBamBam:
Shame on all Nigeria haters.







May God punish all of you







You will NEVER reach old age

Na your family members no go reach old age. Bumbling idiot

toyosi15:
i didn’t think about the name at all.....lol , the name makes me wanna puke �

Some nairalanders no just well.

There used to be this moniker, though not that active anymore ; HonSuqMaDic

toyosi15:
please...please and please.....permit me to say.....you’re a full blown bastard...lmao

Werey

Bravo. Like Morgan Freeman said, the only way to end racism is to joke about it.

OboOlora:
Me when I see an unsecured WiFi

https://www.gifbin.com/bin/062014/1403803311_kid_dances_for_the_jumbotron.gif

Your username

As in pvssy wey get fat?

Olosho

SoapQueen:
Let us buy them Vaseline.

No, but thanks.

Today is olive oil Tuesday. If you know, you know

Colourich:
Unfortunately for him, she doesn't know who he is.

Unfortunately for you, he doesn't know whom you are. I hope you can see through this.

akdjr:
Number one African bad girl and the star boy. You know how it feels?

No

Chi59:
Why don't you marry his sister?

He doesn't have one. Besides, why marry his sister whom I don't know when I can marry you

Chi59:

I smell jealousy.

Sanyeri is a nice guy

Chi59:
Awww I wantu marry a white guy.

Sanyeri fall on you

Why smoke a wrap when you can smoke two?

mhizenugu:
M telling you.. I guess they just trying to scare us off.. jeez!

Lol

Stupid people who can't reason. Anyone who believes wasting a human live will enrich him is a fool. Even the ignorant ritualists still go out and hustle to make money. You don't just kill a person or have sex with a girl thinking you have used her supposed destiny then sit at home expecting money to rain from the heavens.
So, if you still have to work after making a ritual what then is the use of the ritual?

Mznaett:
Lol

No point, the match is over and my BP is damn high. Please, keep the sweets for our next match with Iceland.

Well, now I have a reason to watch the match

I just dey here dey laugh like an idiot. See comments from pained Nigerians

I'm surprised you guys expected much from them

TemmyWon:
Puhleeaase, I just crossed to my room after the second goal. Adjusting blanket. Nite guys.

I hope there is enough bedspace for we that are also disappointed

Mznaett:
The little one is really feeling the heat.

If our guys would make us proud this time around, then lots of sweets for him.

I don't know jack about football but I doubt these guys will make us proud. Well, if they do there'll be sweets for you too

Thank God I didn't waste my data streaming this public opprobrium Fvcking super chickens

Blue3k:
Dont start crying if you're found guilty.

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