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Mznaett:
Nigeria

Poor patriotic Nigerian. Buy him some sweets in my name

Ekaka1:
Haba...NIGERIA na...you sef neva be small pikin before ?

Lol. My patriotism no reach this one then

jtwest:
Oooh they are taller, they are taller stop playing ball to the head.

Lol. I actually read it with his voice in my head. Lasisi na mad man

Mznaett:
My neighbour's son that is just a year plus has been shouting "Niyihia" "Niyihia" with his hands at his back since the match started.

I told him not to loose hope that the match would end in draw.

What does niyihia mean?

Ndolarr:
Some of you on this platform cannot kick ordinary orange on the street, yet you are making silly comments no get Shame! Instead of commending the boys for their bravery in playing against Croatia team and the partisan crowd, you are busy typing nonsense! Nigeria will beat Croatia and shame you unpatriotic idiots! Mark my word!

Their bravery in playing? Them for no play before?

3kay945:
Have not seen confidence display on naija side.

We need creativity.

Bros, na wa o

kajsa08:
my chest is doing me wankain

Come, let me help you press it

MistadeRegal:
This is what they are basically doing:
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake but rather send him an impression you're afraid of his achievments.

these Machiavelli disciples sef

ImaIma1:
What is the percentage of guys that are saving themselves for marriage and being disturbed by girls to give it up to ladies saving themselves for marriage being disturbed by guys? Which is higher?

Lol. Well, everyone for himself, God for us all.

ImaIma1:
Your asking how much is indirectly asking if her father did

We can't use the same yardsticks we used then in this present time.

Our parents had platonic relationships. How many guys will let his babe's body rest?

Our fathers worked and brought in the money while most mums stayed home and took care of the family. Guys of nowadays see such a woman as a liability.

So let us stop comparing the two situations.

Wow. It's only males that pester females for sex and it's impossible to be the other way. Interesting

ImaIma1:
Did your father wait till the wedding night to have sex with your mother or he was already doing it before then?

Let us use all the yardsticks we can find.

He waited, that I'm sure of and I'm pretty sure they knocked each other out thereafter.

Mind you, I didn't ask if your father gave your mother transportation fare I'm just interested in the amount given.

Jay-Z, the greatest ever

Neoteny:
There is no military where illegal orders are to be blindly followed. Even the military has rules of engagement which are a sort of codified ethics.

In Nuremberg so many Nazis tried to walk that path, known as 'the Nuremberg defense', but they quickly found out their folly.

The Nuremberg Principle IV states:

"The fact that a person acted pursuant to order of his Government or of a superior does not relieve him from responsibility under international law, provided a moral choice was in fact possible to him."

This is what nailed Dostler.

Hmmm. I have a lot to learn about the two great war

To the lady who feel they are entitled to transport fare; how much did your fathers give to your mothers when they were dating as transport fare? Don't get offended, we just want to use that as a yardstick.

QueenSuccubus:
Those bitches running up and down like rugrats on NL.. I am not ur slave to do whatever u want to say, so HOODRATS calm down..


UPDATE:

The issue of a paedophile is a serious matter in Singapore.. I already went to the police station and lodge my report.

I stayed there for more than 3hrs, waiting for the senior investigators to see all the pics and vids.. They seize indeed my laptop for a further investigation & as a proof of evidence..The only things left to me is the laptop charger and my police report & a BIG HOPE to solve the case ASAP.

Y'all can wail here, but I always said the truth shall prevail...

At least i know I will save someone from this predator.

Great. I hope the nasty blued-dolt will find this evidence enough.

motherfucker:

Hello ....motherfuc.ker

These two attention seeking dolts should go suck a sugarcane. So much bitterness from two dolts

moriton:
Crazy replies here by Nigerians

Let nobody come and tell me this is the wrong section to post this. I can't imagine a more romantic reply to the consensus agreement on here!

Chai. This touched my soul

NwaAmaikpe:



Nice one, let's start with Tiwa Savage and Dj Enimoney.
Then they should extend the arrest to dreadlocked folks.

Even people with national dreds?

bigtt76:
Sad that we are too quick and ready to judge without much insight into a issue.

She may have done it and she may not have. She may also have been the playful type that would pick up stuff you carelessly leave unattended to and want to playfully punish you to pay a ransom. She may even be a kleptomaniac who would steal something even though, they can afford it ....its all not enough to judge and disgrace such person but rather try to reason and help them out of the situation.

I read all through IG yesterday and I was pissed, this incident could lead to her comitting suicide if she cannot stomach the disgrace, we shouldn't be doing this to our fellow humans.

We shouldn't be doing this to our fellow humans but we can and should steal from our fellow humans?
I love the way you think, though silly, still, I love it

[quote author= post=68252615]How can we help you Mc Hammer?
Barbecue Chicken, Turkey or Fish?
With or without salad?![/quote] Grilled heart of a freshly killed female lion. Then sell me a dollar's worth of it

Good. Great. Fantabulous. Cokistic.

I'm just here waiting for that MannaBarbeque guy

Samiking:
I have been wondering how ladies know when a guy is cumin... There was a time I had unprotected s*x with my ex cos she came unexpected and there was heavy rain no how I could go outside to get Condom so we decided to doing it flesh on condition that I won't release inside. As we were having the sex and about to cum, she started shout "please pull out, u are cumin" after then I was like how did u know I was cumin? she just smile and didn't say anything. And since I was curious So please Ladies in the house, how comes u always know when a guy is cumin?

Simple. It's because the opposite of coming is going so, if you are not going ..you are coming.

TonyeBarcanista:
Waiting for the moment Buhari will bow out of Aso Rock in 2019

Yes. To Sowore

Okay. Buy;

Alomo meta(three bottles of Alomo)
Ogidiga meta
Ogidi eja meta
Fitila meta
Then hire olosho pupa meta.

IamReallyboy:
Drumming is a vital part of the cultural heritage of we the Yoruba people of Southwestern Nigeria. Drums are used in special occasions, festivals, carnivals, ceremonies. They even add special effects and style to some bits of our culture. Drums are differentiated by the sound they make, how they are made, history, and appearance. For Yoruba people, ceremonies dictate the kind of drums to use.
Here is a look at some of these important drums.


1. Gangan/ Dundun (Talking Drum):

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Gangan is also known as ‘Talking drums’ . It holds a special place in the tradition of the Yoruba people, and its use in Yoruba folklore cannot be overemphasized. Its origin can be traced to the Old Oyo Empire in South-West, Nigeria. It was introduced as a means of communication during inauguration of the Alaafin of Oyo. Talking Drums are used to imitate different tone and chant patterns of the Yoruba language. Its hourglass shape makes it possible for it to be held under the arm. It is made of adjustable cords. This cords can determine the pitch of the drum. If the cords and strings are pulled hard, the sound or tone from the drum would increase and if the chords are softly squeezed, the sound will be low. They are frequently used in modern churches, festivals, wedding ceremonies and carnivals.


2. Bata:

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Bata is another important drum used by the Yoruba people, a double-headed drum shaped like an hourglass with one cone larger than the other. It’s used majorly in religious functions, festivals, carnivals and coronations. It’s also used to convey messages of hope, divination, praise and war.
A set of batá consists of three drums of different sizes. The drums are similar in shape to an hourglass and each drum has two different sized heads. The batá are played sitting down with the drum placed horizontally on the knees. This allows the drummer to play with both hands.
The Iyá (“Mother”) is the largest drum and leads the group, playing long, complex patterns with many variations and initiates conversations with the other two drums. Iyá are often adorned with a garland of bells and bronze caps called “Chaworo” which enrich the vibrations and the timbre when the drummer plays the instrument.
The Itótele is the middle-sized drum, playing long, but less complex patterns with some variations as well as answering and occasionally initiating conversations.
The Okónkolo is the smallest of the three playing short, simple patterns with occasional conversations and variations.
The Bata drum has different parts which include; “Igi Ilu”(wooden frame work), leather, “Egi ilu”(thick brooms for support), “Osan”(wire work), “Iro”(black substance placed on the drum surface), “Bulala”(drumstick made from leather), and cowries.


3. Omele ako:

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Fondly called ‘Omele’, it is known as the “Sakara”drum. It is a shallow drum with a circular body made with baked clay. Goat skin is used in making the heads of the drum while spaced pegs around its body are used for tuning. They are used during wedding ceremonies, traditional coronations and festivals.


4. Gbedu/ Ogido:

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Gbedu literally means “a big drum” is a percussion instrument traditionally used on state occasions or during ceremonies of Ogoni, the ancient Yoruba secret society.
The Gbedu drum is said to have been brought to the Lagos area in the seventeenth century by Edo diplomats, symbolizing the hegemony of the Benin Empire Among the Yoruba, the Gbedu drum signifies royalty.
It is covered in carvings representing an image of a goddess, animals and birds. They are played by drummers using both their palms and drumsticks. It signifies royalty in the Yoruba land. In ceremonies such as the “Isagun rites”, the Oba might dance to the music from the drum and no one else is allowed to do the same.


5. Ashiko:

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Another important musical instrument among the Yoruba people, Ashiko is a tapered cylindrical shaped drum with its head on the wide end and its narrow end open. It’s usually made with hardwood and goatskin hide, played with the hands and tuned by ropes. They are mostly used in festivals and community celebrations.


6. Saworoide:

Important Drums Of The Yoruba People
Saworoide also known as “Saworo”is a type of talking drum decorated with brass bells and chimes. Such bells are attached to leather straps for support. They are called “Chaworoide”and“Chaworo”in Cuba.

Click here to see photos:- http://www.247gistreal.com.ng/2018/06/important-drums-of-yoruba-people.html?m=1

Is it true that it is forbidden to just make a saworoide or iyalu and hang it at home without using it?

Issafela:
Lecturer asked 200 Level pharmacy students of OOU to raise their hands and close their eyes for noise making.

Is This Proper?

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/200-level-pharmacy-students-of-oou-asked-to-raise-their-hands-for-noise-making/

Stop creating a mountain out of a molehill. The students were even laughing

Snitchh:
As dry and boring as your marriage will be when your husband dies in 7 days

Says the man who'll live forever. Some of you are just so stupid

Am I the only one who read it as 'Stephanie Otobo'


Yorùbá sef can sound funny when transliterated.

Stephanie Oboh Tito
...Stephanie xxxxx is enough