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CrimeRe: Army Sentences Soldier To Death For Manslaughter, Others life imprisonment by Qwerty4u(m): 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2017
Check the names of those charged ....no northerner among...am.not justifying their offence but why are they at Bornu....
When will all these wickedness stop....

What am I even saying sef
CrimeRe: Ogbeni Adan, Instagram Comedian Stabbed By Hoodlums (Graphic Photos) by Qwerty4u(m): 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2017
Even against those who tries to make man pikin smile these days ......may the laughter of those who stabbed him be stabbed too..
EducationRe: Few Extremely Unsettling Facts Around The World. by Qwerty4u(m): 7:00am On Dec 09, 2017
Please do mention me as u continue... Always following.... More grace
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power New Official Date For Physical Verification Exercise Released – View by Qwerty4u(m): 6:51am On Dec 09, 2017
Please l want to know the my fate in this exercise for l am above 35 years .is there a room for me to be enrolled.l am preselected already and my national ID and O level show my real age which l will present like that ....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower 2017 Pre-selected Applicants /verification Exercise by Qwerty4u(m): 11:00pm On Dec 02, 2017
Please let me ask u again... What is the age limit for the npower scheme.... What if someone is a little above 35 years of age nthanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower 2017 Pre-selected Applicants /verification Exercise by Qwerty4u(m): 8:15am On Dec 02, 2017
please l was pre-selected but have not received any text message or email since last week after checking with my number. what should l do. thanks.
PoliticsRe: Statues Of African Presidents Erected By Okorocha In Imo. Photos by Qwerty4u(m): 8:10pm On Oct 15, 2017
Are our south east governors crazy? First rochaas that awusa of a man shared kerosene and water money on television toto showcase his wastage. The same with Abia state..no commission of any finished project.... Obiano is going around buying things in the market now he wants votes...all thesr and more they re doing while salaries and pensions are not paid.no peace forthe wicked ....
PoliticsRe: More People Regret Supporting Buhari by Qwerty4u(m): 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2017
There is an austerity measuring cup for selselling beans and rice in my village called buhari and it's too small... Since my primary school days in my village in the 80s till now.... I warned them too....
EducationRe: World Teachers Day: Who Is That Teacher You Can Never Forget? by Qwerty4u(m): 1:22pm On Oct 05, 2017
AFONJACOW:
madam koi koi and Mr okponku if you have ever live in Aba you will understand what school children passed through in the hands of this most wicked and occultist teacher, the memory will never fade away...
enwerem Idea...... ino there!
Nairaland GeneralRe: ? by Qwerty4u(m): 12:58am On Jul 25, 2017
oh dear, l can truly relate to your situation because l have been there. But l only suggest like l did after losing all hope of getting a HND even as bright as l am due to funds...... Just start afresh if unwanted to save yourself from stress... l wish u a very big luck because it's only the strong hearted and die hards can do this.. from experience.... go and get it u can.... if l could....
Christianity EtcRe: 15 Ways To Minister Without Blemish by Qwerty4u(m): 5:23pm On Jul 23, 2017
This is cool and on point. That number eleven is truly what l used to feel some times when after praying and the grace of God moves during our services when it's my turn but when there's a combine service they would not put me but l just used to say maybe one day they will or they want to give chance to other choristers from another branch.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: All N-power Agro Applicants Get In Here by Qwerty4u(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2017
lekwaservice@gmail.com.....signed in for N Agro...but no response too....
Christianity EtcRe: Why Should Artistes Leave Church For Stardom? by Qwerty4u(m): 5:47pm On Jun 11, 2017
Rakitic4:
1. Nations like USA and North Korea are testing ballistic missiles and Nuclear weapons. Our dear country is dragging Jollof rice supremacy with Ghana and Senegal. Bikonu who did this to us? . 2. Have been having chest pain since one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoderhuh DSTV abi GOTV Hold me abeg I no wan faint . 3.That awkward moment When you are too single that even when you type "kissing" auto correct changes it to "kidding."...... May your story change in this 2017 . 4.People on WhatsApp that their status has been "At the gym" for the past 3 yrs..Please are you preparing to destroy the world? . 5.You will tell a guy you're single and he will be like "That can't be TRUE" Uncle, if you want toast, toast, don't be dragging my singleness with me, is it your singleness?? . 6.Some boys will wake up 2am to pee and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceivinghuh Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine. . 7.Some guys and their indirect insults sha. Please what is the meaning of "As I see that trouser, I just know say na you" Wicked pple... . 8. The reason why Nigerian women did not go to the Olympics in Brazil because they were afraid of meeting the owners of their hair! BRAZILIAN HAIR . 9. Disaster is when you steal meat from the pot, and you can't recall whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. . 10. The way some people are black in NIGERIA ehhhh ,if you shoot dem in the night...the bullet will come back to you and ask for torchlight. . 11.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out.. shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will kill you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to die . 12. People will be doing "is that one this,is that one that" thats how they will do when trumpet blow,they will say "trumpet that blow and left me behind,is that one trumpet?? . 13. In Hollywood Merlin will just say two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear. In Nollywood ike mbe of amadioha shrine will recite a whole book of incantations (280 pages) just to off candle Then he will tell you to bring the following - 8 virgin rats - 10 married ants - 3 pregnant mosquitoes - 2 lesbian hens To appease the Gods naija i respect una hustle... . 14. That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi.. . 15. That moment wen your phone battery is 3%, seeing your landlord upload a pic with His family on Facebook and you quickly try to comment "Kul People" but auto correct changed it to "Cult People" just before your battery went off See!!! Don't bother trying to explain, just find ..... U kill me die.. This aftanoon.. Epic.... I don't laff tired
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