Crime › Re: Army Sentences Soldier To Death For Manslaughter, Others life imprisonment by Qwerty4u(m): 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2017 |
Check the names of those charged ....no northerner among...am.not justifying their offence but why are they at Bornu.... When will all these wickedness stop....
What am I even saying sef |
Crime › Re: Ogbeni Adan, Instagram Comedian Stabbed By Hoodlums (Graphic Photos) by Qwerty4u(m): 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Even against those who tries to make man pikin smile these days ......may the laughter of those who stabbed him be stabbed too.. |
Education › Re: Few Extremely Unsettling Facts Around The World. by Qwerty4u(m): 7:00am On Dec 09, 2017 |
Please do mention me as u continue... Always following.... More grace |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power New Official Date For Physical Verification Exercise Released – View by Qwerty4u(m): 6:51am On Dec 09, 2017 |
Please l want to know the my fate in this exercise for l am above 35 years .is there a room for me to be enrolled.l am preselected already and my national ID and O level show my real age which l will present like that .... |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower 2017 Pre-selected Applicants /verification Exercise by Qwerty4u(m): 11:00pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Please let me ask u again... What is the age limit for the npower scheme.... What if someone is a little above 35 years of age nthanks |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower 2017 Pre-selected Applicants /verification Exercise by Qwerty4u(m): 8:15am On Dec 02, 2017 |
please l was pre-selected but have not received any text message or email since last week after checking with my number. what should l do. thanks. |
Politics › Re: Statues Of African Presidents Erected By Okorocha In Imo. Photos by Qwerty4u(m): 8:10pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Are our south east governors crazy? First rochaas that awusa of a man shared kerosene and water money on television toto showcase his wastage. The same with Abia state..no commission of any finished project.... Obiano is going around buying things in the market now he wants votes...all thesr and more they re doing while salaries and pensions are not paid.no peace forthe wicked .... |
Politics › Re: More People Regret Supporting Buhari by Qwerty4u(m): 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
There is an austerity measuring cup for selselling beans and rice in my village called buhari and it's too small... Since my primary school days in my village in the 80s till now.... I warned them too.... |
Education › Re: World Teachers Day: Who Is That Teacher You Can Never Forget? by Qwerty4u(m): 1:22pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
AFONJACOW: madam koi koi and Mr okponku if you have ever live in Aba you will understand what school children passed through in the hands of this most wicked and occultist teacher, the memory will never fade away... enwerem Idea...... ino there! |
Nairaland General › Re: ? by Qwerty4u(m): 12:58am On Jul 25, 2017 |
oh dear, l can truly relate to your situation because l have been there. But l only suggest like l did after losing all hope of getting a HND even as bright as l am due to funds...... Just start afresh if unwanted to save yourself from stress... l wish u a very big luck because it's only the strong hearted and die hards can do this.. from experience.... go and get it u can.... if l could.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: 15 Ways To Minister Without Blemish by Qwerty4u(m): 5:23pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
This is cool and on point. That number eleven is truly what l used to feel some times when after praying and the grace of God moves during our services when it's my turn but when there's a combine service they would not put me but l just used to say maybe one day they will or they want to give chance to other choristers from another branch. |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: All N-power Agro Applicants Get In Here by Qwerty4u(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2017 |
lekwaservice@gmail.com.....signed in for N Agro...but no response too.... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Should Artistes Leave Church For Stardom? by Qwerty4u(m): 5:47pm On Jun 11, 2017 |
Rakitic4: 1. Nations like USA and North Korea are
testing
ballistic missiles and Nuclear weapons.
Our dear
country is dragging Jollof rice supremacy
with
Ghana and
Senegal.
Bikonu who did this to us?
.
2. Have been having chest pain since one
slay
queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes
Of The
*Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoder
DSTV abi GOTV
Hold me abeg I no wan faint
.
3.That awkward moment When you are
too
single that even when you type "kissing"
auto
correct changes it to "kidding."...... May
your
story change in this 2017
.
4.People on WhatsApp that
their status has been "At the
gym" for the past 3
yrs..Please are you preparing
to destroy the world?
.
5.You will tell a guy you're single and he
will be
like "That can't be
TRUE"
Uncle, if you want toast, toast, don't be
dragging
my singleness
with me, is it your singleness??
.
6.Some boys will wake up 2am to pee
and they
will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep"
Idiot Who are You Deceiving
Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine.
.
7.Some guys and their indirect insults
sha. Please
what is the meaning of "As I see that
trouser, I
just know say na you"
Wicked pple...
.
8. The reason why Nigerian women did
not go to
the Olympics in Brazil because they were
afraid of
meeting the owners of their hair!
BRAZILIAN HAIR
.
9. Disaster is when you steal meat from
the pot,
and you can't recall whether the spoon
was on
top or inside the pot.
.
10. The way some people are black in
NIGERIA
ehhhh ,if you shoot dem in the
night...the bullet
will come back to you and ask for
torchlight.
.
11.When You Want to Charge your phone
In a
Football Viewing centre and You
Mistakenly Off
The DSTV during penalty shoot out..
shey you remember when your mum
always tell
you that your phone will kill you one
day ?.. The
moment has finally come.. Just get ready
to die
.
12. People will be doing "is that one
this,is that
one that"
thats how they will do when trumpet
blow,they
will say "trumpet that blow and left me
behind,is
that one trumpet??
.
13. In Hollywood
Merlin will just say two words and a fire
breathing dragon will appear.
In Nollywood
ike mbe of amadioha shrine will recite a
whole book of incantations (280 pages)
just to off candle
Then he will tell you to bring the
following
- 8 virgin rats
- 10 married ants
- 3 pregnant mosquitoes
- 2 lesbian hens
To appease the Gods
naija i respect una hustle...
.
14. That awkward moment when a 5'star
Hotel
attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is
N1500
You will be Like !
"I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type..
Not
Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke
dat looks
like Pepsi..
.
15. That moment wen your phone
battery is 3%,
seeing your landlord upload a pic with His
family on Facebook and you quickly try to
comment "Kul People" but auto correct
changed it to "Cult People" just before
your
battery went off
See!!! Don't bother trying to explain, just
find
..... U kill me die.. This aftanoon.. Epic.... I don't laff tired
another house |