₦airaland Forum

brutal:
Stop condemning nigerians. .everyone breaks d law.
D whites do more Poo.s than nigerians. .they r involve in all kinds of criminal stuffs and rob banks/shops almost on daily basis.

whats your point

kiss kiss kiss

you have a long way to go

wsup

I dey fine

America

nairaland no get winch jare na sos so mouth

all of una dey make me laugh, abeg come make yawn you

Uc.Lloyd:
what am trying to say is my girl leaps her problems on my head, and while am busy thinking of a way to solve her problems, shes busy picking her admires calls, laughing to thier jokes, while am heavy hearted with her problems, get the drift nw

now i knw why she is doing dat

naw no be good time o, abeg come l8r make we yawn

kiss

slyfoxxjoe:
we must also consider that winning these medals was more of a personall achivement for him, to be honest it does not profit the UK government much. so all this winning about "after 5 gold medals" is irrelevant. personally it upsets me how Nigerians travel to foriegn countries only to abuse thier liberties. kindness should never be mistaken for a weakness. if your in a foriegn land u should learn to comport urself and abide by the rules. this guy got what he deserved.cas eclosed.

true.

law is law simple

googles na ma omo ele

Senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 160Kmh; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180Kmh, then 220, then 240Kmh, Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."



"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.

na you dey make me kolo na

Everyone is always talking about what people lack in relationships and why they don't last, but what about the things people do consistently that destroy relationships. A list that gives 10 reasons that men and women will walk away and it does NOT include cheating.


Top 5 Things Men Do that Destroy Relationships:

1. Not Answering the Phone:

When a man doesn't answer the phone, especially at certain times of the day, it causes suspicion in a woman’s mind.

2. Walk Your Talk:

If a man says he is going to do something, then he needs to make sure that he does it. Don’t give empty promises.

3. Learn to say “I Don't Know”:

When it comes to a mans ego, they cant stand to say “I DON'T KNOW!!!” Women cant stand when a man thinks he knows EVERYTHING!!! Its okay to “Google it” if you don't know.

4. Hogging the Remote:

When a man just takes complete control over the TV, it’s a simple sign that a man is not interested in the things that his woman likes. Watching sports is cool but not 24\7.

5. Bringing Up Weight:

A woman doesn't need her man to constantly remind her that she needs to hit the gym. A woman realizes that she has gained a few pounds when the 1st pound hits. Also by a man always bringing up a woman's weight, it makes it seem that all he cares about is the way she looks and not what she has to offer.



Top 5 Things Women Do to Destroy Relationships:

1. The “WHERE ARE YOU” question:

When a woman calls a man and the first thing she ask him is “WHERE ARE YOU” That is annoying. If the woman is asking for a specific reason then thats understandable but to ask a man who all the time shows that a woman doesn't trust her man when he’s not with her.

2. The “Who You Talking To” question:

When a man is on the phone and this question is asked, men find this to be very rude. Asking this question co-insides with the above question, it shows that a woman doesn't trust her man and makes a woman appear to be nosy.

3. Nagging:

When a woman starts nagging about nothing. If a man hasn’t done what you want him to do and you nag him about it, it’s really not going to get done once a woman starts nagging.

4. Holding a Grudge:

When a woman holds a grudge and then tries to bring up all the old stuff in a new argument, that drives a man crazy and makes him non-responsive.

5. Allowing a Man Time to Breathe:

Men need time by themselves, to be with friends and family. Men need to feel independent. When a woman doesn’t give a man time to himself then he feels suffocated.

DISCUSS…

ask you mum/sister/aunty or any form of woman in your household

marry your job

high jump is good for you

see me see trouble o

daduke2k:
Lol. Grand style indeed, wher hav u been?

baba i dey o, just a lil bsy

busybody20:
@ r231,

Congrats on your wedding! She is lovely

Unfortunately the Limo broke down

she is about an hour l8 alrdy

everybody is thinking whether she is coming or not

and she showed up in grand style

fear no dey ma eyes

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hia na free place, abeg make i do mine too

things wey una dey talk about no make sense

na u put your leg 4 d road wey i dey pass

here we go again

me i no dey carry water for head o

na him carry d thing wey i put for table

kpolli:
simply return his ring