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cdamsel: RR,u didn't welcome me o,i feel "unwelcome"

Welcome darling ........

Come in have fun with us and don't look at any guy apart from moi

cdamsel: u don already change na,cant u c

Let me get my glasses

cdamsel: thanks NG,i hear all dat 2,im just nt prepared 4 wen either me or my partner changes,it freaks me out,i am so freaked out about leaving my comfort zone

I no go change o.....I swear

damiso:

I actually was not being mean you know.There was really was NOTHING I could do about it.Its a system thing and he bought the policy from a broker.If I was not at work, I wouldve told him to cancel the policy and shop around himself on price comparison sites. But the truth is you move from say Hertfordshire (area rating 12) to Manchester(area rating 99 the highest we had and that was due to joyriding and whiplash claims) or some parts of SE London in short London in general, from parking in a driveway or garage to road parking, your premium will drastically increase.Me being a fellow Nigerian could never have changed that.

Am sure if he spoke to an oyinbo colleague he won't have been dragging it .I even waived his Excess from £175 to £75.Make person no come koba me jo.One mistake, and we used to give auth code it all comes back on your head.

That's how you naija pple do jare lol

Reminds me of a time I called cus I had a huge phone bill. I normally divert my office phone to my mobile not knowing that it takes out of my free mobile allowance so when people call the 0208 number and it goes to my mobile it counts as a mobile call but me I don't know so I stated abusing the service even when I am in the office I don't take the divert off. Come end of the month now I got a bill of over £180 I nearly collapse ......call the phone company now this naija chick picked up and I explained to her this that I don't know the stuff is not free and all but this girl no gree at all even ask for manager she said not available, supervisor nko not available either okay give me your name she told me her name surname nko she said no i cant tell you, how bout employee number she no gree the girl was so rude wooo so I hanged up call back spoke to another person explained all over again and guess what they gave me credit

jidegirl12: @CC...£240/month or per Annum ??

@men are lenient than women, that's for sure,
Traffic was terrible yesterday afternoon... I was on the right lane trying to get into the left lane and I noticed this woman on my left was suddenly kinda aggressive and hugging the lane at thesame time , like WTH ... So I kuku refused to wave/ ask atall , not with that her attitude , so I smacked my sunglasses on and made sure she was on the phone ( we're on the red light) and entered right in front of her... she honked me and gave me a finger and I just smiled.

But hey I won lane huggers

a month ke except if na ferarri

chaircover: haba!!!!

you go work and come back........less dan 10miles

your end to London is less than 50miles and you dont come London every wknd

except if you drive to naija everytime you go

chaircover: I dont know oooooooo maybe its outside London village thingz . . .plus I only do about 6k miles a year

oh yea true........insurance is very cheap in the woods

6k miles a yr i bet you dont even do half of that

chaircover: Dami these are some of the things I dont understand about insurance

My neighbour has a 22 year old kid. He drives a X reg ford fiesta. He was quoted 4k for the year. Abeg how much is the car? meanwhile I just had my insurance renewed for £240. I didnt even bother shopping around for a better quote, I just accepted it jeje.

Meanwhile, My lunch today was a strange combination . . . pap and 2 boiled eggs Just didnt feel like eating anything.

How come

I have 10yrs no claim and my insurance is still sky high well before my ban.....I know after that it will be way highhhh

cdamsel: bellong no worry c food way I cook 4 R231

Chillisauce: I would have taught you but .... Oh i forgot!



You just laughed at me.


Maybe tomorrow i will teach you as its already late and i fear you might not catch fast. You know, as per olodo levels

Tomorrow is fine as Alomo don enter my system now and my eye don dirty

Chillisauce: Mtcheew, after laughing at me. Thanks anyway. I wonder what went wrong in the previous.

I don't know how to do it either

Chillisauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjud3Ue-pFE

There you go

Chillisauce: Thanks. I try now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjud3Ue-pFE

Old age

bigx: Hi @r231 sent an email just now

Got it. Thanks

honey86: Do you also offer purchasing services?.

Yes we do.

Send me an email ps

Mynd_44: I pray you don't run down with these your meta meta oooo

I be okunrin meta

bellong: Oh what an easy money to make... I lived in Ado for about a year with three months at Ido-Ekiti.. I dey send my account now now...



You have not done what I asked you to do.. Go through the pages, I probably have the shortest intro..

Case closed......you know Ekiti too much so I will go with offer

Very cheap

greatgod2012: CC bawo?
Even CC sef know that we women like money, at least we have so many things to use money for, dont let me start mentioning what we usually spend our money on o. So, just pay, dont play games with me, or else, i withdraw my service.

Hahaha

chaircover: Have you been drinking

since when did I become a legal tender . . .

Looool.....yea I don drink Alomo meta, ogidiga meta now I dey wait for olosho meta

greatgod2012: pay first and i will render your service however you want it.

you take cheque or CC

greatgod2012: naira ni
ko lonle ko dowo.
Na ibo style
if you see that my service is cheap, you will call on me next time.
Abi what do you think?

yes its cheap but you will translate it in IBADAN and na Ekiti i want .......

greatgod2012: dont worry, i will bail you out from him, just #2500 into my account and you are done.


@bellong bro, no be only you like money.

Naira, Pounds, Dollar or Yen before i comment

bellong: Nah, $280 is not fair on you.. I have to be fair with a bro...

okay we do it your way but you have to translate everything in Ekiti

bellong: Translation service is very cheap. $250 per word, for you alone, am not that cheap....

make $280 and we have a deal

but there is one problem doh

bellong: Thanks!!! Gracias!!! Teşekkürler!!! Danke!!! Merci!!! 謝謝!!! Go raibh maith agat!!!!

oh oh...now i need a translator

bellong: @r231 and CC,

Please someone needs the contact details of Tehn network. I am not sure if that is the correct spelling. Thank you

nairalandcharity@gmail.com

Thank you

Mynd_44: Erm......

58 carat?

I no dey oooo

what good is a diamond nobody can see