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PoliticsRe: No Difference Between Tinubu, Obi, Kwankwaso - Valentine Ozigbo by Racoon(m): 8:24am On Jun 16
Suddenly after all his woeful political awhoring for fame, Valentine Ezigbo now sees himself as the next Superman that is capable of salvaging the battered Nigerian state.
PoliticsRe: Signatures On Report Endorsing Sen. Natasha’s Suspension Were Forged–oshiomole by Racoon(m): 8:20am On Jun 16
Suddenly this hypocrite started singing like a canary. Adams Oshiomole should never pretend because he is long part of the evil establishment oppressing this nation from antiquity.
PoliticsRe: Release Kanu To Me - Soludo (2023 Throwback Post) by Racoon(m): 10:19pm On Jun 15
And today demonizing someone greater than him on the same issue? Charles Soludo will be consumed by all his wicked and evil machinations
PoliticsRe: Kenneth Okonkwo Withdraws Support For Atiku by Racoon(m): 5:28pm On Jun 15
Just imagine this integrity deficient man. Kenneth should rest please.
PoliticsRe: Four Generals Killed Under Tinubu Administration By Bandits (Photos) by Racoon(m): 4:01pm On Jun 15
What a demoralized situation for the Nigerian military end loss to a nation. Nigeria is currently a failed state.
PoliticsRe: List Of Yoruba Towns And Traditional Rulers Kidnapped Or Killed By Bandits by Racoon(m): 12:01pm On Jun 15
Terrorists now also desecrating the traditional stool everywhere? This is grossly unacceptable.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Artists Gigs Cancelled Across Africa - Justice Minister, Mmamoloko by Racoon(m): 10:43am On Jun 15
What does the useless SA government expecting? Nice treatment?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vowed To End Insecurity In Nigeria If Elected President (Throwback 2023) by Racoon(m): 10:06pm On Jun 14
"The pattern is now unmistakable. Every time a serious security threat emerges in any Nigerian state, President Bola Tinubu does not announce a federal intervention. He does not deploy new military battalions. He does not address the nation with a strategy. Instead, he waits.

President Tinubu has perfected a political trick. And then the governors speak.
By forcing state governors to announce their own security measures, he achieves two things. First, he avoids the political cost of admitting that federal security has failed.

Second, he creates a convenient scapegoat. If the drones do not arrive, blame the governor. If the forest guards are not trained, blame the governor. If kidnappings continue, blame the governor. The federal government remains untouchable, invisible, and useless.

https://westafricaweekly.com/nigerians-call-out-tinubu-for-letting-states-beg-for-their-own-security-to-avoid-taking-responsibility/
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vowed To End Insecurity In Nigeria If Elected President (Throwback 2023) by Racoon(m): 10:04pm On Jun 14
The worst wicked blatant hypocrite Nigeria have even seen. It should not and never happen again.
PoliticsRe: What Is Purpose Of BVN, NIN If Criminals Operate Freely? Babarinsa Asks FG by Racoon(m): 9:41pm On Jun 14
A failed state that encourage the criminal elements to thrive in recycling them as repentant terrorists. God abeg! Nigeria is really frightening today
PoliticsRe: IMF Asks Tinubu To Impose Fuel, Telecom Taxes On Nigerians by Racoon(m): 2:45pm On Jun 14
God punish the IMF and the oppressive government back home in Nigeria today.
PoliticsRe: "Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by Racoon(op): 10:30pm On Jun 13
Old and misleading videos were being circulated on social media by some people to suggest the failure of the administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
So all the frightening videos of atrocities by bandits or terrorists under this direction less govt are old videos from the past? See abdication of constitutional responsibility.
PoliticsRe: "Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by Racoon(op):
Just imagine what the minister of state for defense is telling a beleaguered nation. Then the govt and all the apparatchik of govt as far as security is concerned should resign.

You have no constitutional basis shining your lazy asses on those seats. Nigeria have promote a culture of no accountability or responsibility, that is why public office holders can be bold to make this kinds of grevious statements
Politics"Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by Racoon(op): 10:16pm On Jun 13
Minister of State for Defence, Bello Muhammad Matawalle, says only God can ultimately bring an end to Nigeria’s insecurity challenges. Nigeria is witnessing a resurgence of insecurity, with killings and abductions across parts of the country, including recent incidents in Oyo and Borno, between May 15 and 17.

Daily Trust had reported how gunmen attacked three schools in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State and abducted 39 students and seven teachers. In Borno, armed groups attacked schools in Mussa, Askira-Uba Local Government Area, abducting 42 pupils.

Speaking in an interview with BBC Hausa, Matawalle said insecurity remains a national challenge that requires collective efforts from both security agencies and citizens to overcome. He urged Nigerians to support security agencies and pray for peace while warning politicians against exploiting the situation for political gain.

“It’s disheartening, and we must all rise to ensure that security agencies and Nigerians work together to end insecurity in the country. Insecurity does not discriminate based on political affiliation or religion. It can affect anyone.

“That is why we have urged the opposition to stop using insecurity to incite people. It is a challenge that can happen to anyone, and no Nigerian is happy about it. Unfortunately, some members of the opposition appear pleased with the situation. They do not care about the people. What matters to them is portraying the government as a failure for their own political interests and deceiving people into believing they alone can end insecurity.

“It is only God that can bring to an end to this insecurity, alongside our collective prayers and efforts. It should not be used as a tool to condemn others or score political points.” he said.

According to him, old and misleading videos were being circulated on social media by some people to suggest the failure of the administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Noting that insecurity is not an isolated case with Nigeria, Matawalle assured that security operatives are working round the clock to crush terrorists unleashing attacks in parts of the country.

“There are fake and recycled videos being circulated, some dating back to the Jonathan administration and others from countries such as Burkina Faso and Mali, yet they are being presented as incidents that occurred under this administration. That is not true.

“Our security operatives are working tirelessly across the country. We have directed them to decisively with terrorists, but this is not a challenge that can disappear overnight. Even some of the world’s powerful nations have battled insecurity for years and are still confronting it.

“We ask Nigerians to continue praying for us and supporting efforts to bring this challenge to an end.”e to serve.” he explained.
https://dailytrust.com/matawalle-only-god-can-end-nigerias-insecurity/?fbclid=Iwb21leASanLNjbGNrBJqcpGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHsRj673ULX5P_IRtarPuLEQLbeY3y4IMUR9tVy09JGaeS67lo64CVHg2kmws_aem_YWdncwCBegL8lQO1j0AY4p1ODyKv&brid=YWdncwE7ayg3pNz40opFXqVgeUBc

PoliticsRe: We’re Not Safe If A General Can Die This Way - Reactions Trail Gen. Rabe's Death by Racoon(m): 10:10pm On Jun 13
Nigeria is now @the mercy of ruthless terrorists pampered by Buhari and Tinubu rudderless APC governments.
PoliticsRe: Katsina Governor Radda Asks Bandits To Lay Down Arms, Return To Their Families by Racoon(m): 10:06pm On Jun 13
God will surely punish you.
CrimeRe: Kwara Traditional Ruler Died In Bandits Captivity Despite ₦21M Ransom Payment by Racoon(m): 10:03pm On Jun 13
Now imagine this gruesome death yet Borno state has turned over another batch of useless repentant and rehabilitated terrorists. God help us in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Defence Minister Musa Blames Israel-Iran, Russia-Ukraine Wars For Arms Shortage by Racoon(m): 9:57pm On Jun 13
Always giving useless excuses. This man is a big disappointment
PoliticsRe: Kidnappings: Yoruba Monarchs To Invoke Deities Against Bandits by Racoon(m):
They are not putting blame on their crooked and useless son seating as commander in chief? And why did the gods or deities allowed the kidnappings and killings in the first place if capable? This is the sophicated people region approach to self inflicted insecurity in a 21st century world? Shame!
PoliticsRe: Why We Had To Go Fully Solar — Aso Rock by Racoon(m): 11:47am On Jun 13
Imagine! Even its own lies and corruption is choking it, but then the failed govt is promising it's over 200M citizens stable electricity. Useless entity!

The solemn fact remains; Tinubu lied to Nigeria hence failed to deliver stable and affordable electricity. So make every sane citizen should do the needful.
PoliticsRe: “we Love Tinubu!” — Pro-tinubu Group Stages Counter-protest In Abuja by Racoon(m): 11:41am On Jun 13
It is really unimaginable that there are not only wickedness with government but also with the governed. So people are devil incarnate.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Detention Makes No Sense, I Will Speak With All Agitators - Obi by Racoon(m): 8:59pm On Jun 12
Giving what Northern leaders are doing with bandits and BH terrorists in negotiating and pardoning them, then Nnamdi Kanu should never be in detention.
PoliticsRe: City Boy Movement Alleges Political Motive Behind Abuja Picketing, Threatens Leg by Racoon(m): 6:40pm On Jun 12
City Boy Movement there are a lots of poor little city children languishing in many forests across this nation under siege. Get your govt to bring them back.
PoliticsRe: I Have Personally Left That Religion Of War. Koko Zaria by Racoon(m): 6:38pm On Jun 12
Humn! A religion that is so engrossed with shedding blood and killing people can not and should never be an option for humanity.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Surrender Now Or Face Full Force Of The Nigerian State - Says Tinubu by Racoon(m): 4:54pm On Jun 12
Same terrorists your rudderless govt is rehabilitating and pushing back into the society? Useless of all useless!
PoliticsRe: Borno Govt Reintegrates 3,762 Repentant Insurgents, Family Members by Racoon(m): 4:45pm On Jun 12
Another band of killers unleashed into a battered region. The only good terrorist is the dead terrorist. Una go hear am.
EducationRe: Pupils Debate On Rice Vs Garri As Most Reliable In Quenching Hunger by Racoon(op):
Of course we have access to many varieties of staple foodstuffs, however Garri( Garium Sulphate or confirm as we called it during our undergraduate days) has been a life saver from time immemorial.

-Kulikuli(German stone ) + Garri combo.
-Fried Groundnut + Garri combo.
-Ewa Agoyin + Soaked Garri Combo.
-Palm Kennel Nut + Soaked Garri combo.

Garri effortlessly compliments whatever you combined it with as a hunger quencher on demand. Rice has a lot of limitations. So abeg give it to Garri.

EducationRe: Pupils Debate On Rice Vs Garri As Most Reliable In Quenching Hunger by Racoon(op):
Now lets vote; Between Rice or Garri; Which One Has Been The Most Dependable In Helping You Overcome Acute Hunger Over The Times?

-Like; Rice.

-Share; Garri.

EducationPupils Debate On Rice Vs Garri As Most Reliable In Quenching Hunger by Racoon(op): 4:24pm On Jun 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik1sbQxOIQI?si=vmBRHY758IHiI5qf

THE DAY I DEFENDED GARRI IN SCHOOL DEBATE. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


Back in secondary school, our English teacher made the mistake of choosing me, Godsent, to represent my house in an inter-school debate 🎤😂 The topic was: “Which Is Better: Garri or Rice?”


Immediately I heard it, I stood up and shouted: “Madam, my mama dey sell garri I'm gonna win this debate 😜. The whole class burst into laughter.

My opponent was one fine girl from another school, Amara, representing Rice 🍚✨. She adjusted her tie like she was defending PhD thesis and said:

“Rice is food of celebration 🎉 No wedding is complete without rice. No birthday is successful without rice. No Christmas is valid without rice.


Nobody says: ‘Come celebrate with us, we are serving soaked garri and groundnut.’”
Crowd laughed 😂😂 She continued:

“Rice has class 😌 Rice has packaging 💅
Rice has varieties: Jollof, Fried, Coconut, Ofada, White Rice & Stew 🍛 Rice enters party with confidence. Rice wears suit and tie 👔 Garri enters in rubber bowl.” Audience screamed 😭🤣


Then she dropped final bomb 💣: “Rice is for champions 🏆 Athletes eat rice. Presidents eat rice. Garri is what people eat when things are not moving well.” Thunderous applause 👏🔥 Even my own classmates were clapping. Traitors. 😒😂

Then it was my turn 😎. I adjusted my oversized school trousers and stepped forward like a warrior 🕺

“Good day honorable judges, respected audience, and my opponent speaking under the influence of jollof propaganda… Today I stand to defend not just a food…

I stand to defend; A LEGEND 💪 A SURVIVOR 🫡 A SAVIOR OF HUMANITY 🙌 I stand to defend… GARRI!!!”...... Half the students shouted: “YEEEEEE!!!” 😂🔥


I asked the judges: “Do you have garri in your house?” 👀 They laughed........One judge nodded 😂.....I shouted: “Exactly! Because Garri is the LAST HOPE OF MANKIND!”

When rice finishes — Garri is there 🫡
When salary never enter — Garri is there 💸
When mummy says “manage till month end” — Garri appears like superhero 🦸
Audience: “YEEEEEE!” 🤣


“Rice is for parties 🎉 Garri is for survival 🪖Rice is occasional 📅 Garri is dependable 💯”
Then I turned to Amara dramatically 😤👇
“Can rice save you in 30 seconds?!”
“When hunger strikes by 11:47pm 🌙 Can rice shout: ‘My son, I am ready!’?” NO!


But Garri? Add water 💧 Add sugar 🍬
Add groundnut 🥜 SALVATION HAS COME! 🙌🤣 Then I explained the meaning of GARRI 😭🔥
G – Giver of Energy ⚡
A – Attitude Changer 😤
R – Restorer of Hope 🙏
R – Reducer of Weakness 💪
I – Increaser of Agility 🏃


“Garri has many names:” Student Power 📚Life Support ❤️ Hunger Destroyer 🍽️Emergency Department 🚑 Federal Ministry of Survival 🏛️🤣

“Garri is loyal!” Cornflakes came and left 🥣Golden Morn disappointed 😭 Noodles became expensive 💸 But Garri remained faithful. Faithful in dry season ☀️ Faithful in rainy season 🌧️ Faithful in suffering 😭


Then I delivered the final blow 💣🔥. “My opponent said nobody serves garri in party…”. I paused dramatically 😌
“THAT IS BECAUSE GARRI IS NOT A PARTY GUEST…” Entire hall went silent 👀
Then I shouted: “GARRI IS FAMILY!!!” 🏠🤣🔥
The hall exploded 😂😂😂

I pointed at Amara one last time: “Rice is for enjoyment… GARRI IS FOR EMERGENCY AND ENJOYMENT!” Rice needs firewood 🔥 Rice needs gas ⛽ Rice needs pot 🍲 Rice needs time ⏳

But u see Garri? Just bring cup and water…
WE MOVE! 🚶‍♂️💨🤣 Thank you. 🎤⬇️ Abeg did I win amara 🤣🤣🤷...

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"Hilarious Debate on Between Rice and Garri; Which One is the Most Dependable Staple Foodstuff?"

PoliticsRe: Local Governance Failure Fuels Insecurity— Tinubu by Racoon(m): 2:08pm On Jun 12
TemplarLandry:
You're as delusional as your lord.
Tinubu Made Campaign Promises Based On Assumption - APC Chieftain Farouk Aliyu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAXx6ZV_C7g

CrimeRe: Bandits Sack Kwara Communities, Kidnap Several Persons In Midnight Raid, Kill 1 by Racoon(m): 2:05pm On Jun 12
Yakubu Baraje, Lai Mohammed and many APC stalwarts who made Kwara state and this nation the sorry thing it is today are from that state
PoliticsRe: Local Governance Failure Fuels Insecurity— Tinubu by Racoon(m): 1:57pm On Jun 12
TemplarLandry:
Hobingo, your lord is a political content creator, nothing more.
"The pattern is now unmistakable. Every time a serious security threat emerges in any Nigerian state, President Bola Tinubu does not announce a federal intervention. He does not deploy new military battalions. He does not address the nation with a strategy. Instead, he waits.

President Tinubu has perfected a political trick. And then the governors speak.
By forcing state governors to announce their own security measures, he achieves two things. First, he avoids the political cost of admitting that federal security has failed.

Second, he creates a convenient scapegoat. If the drones do not arrive, blame the governor. If the forest guards are not trained, blame the governor. If kidnappings continue, blame the governor. The federal government remains untouchable, invisible, and useless.

https://westafricaweekly.com/nigerians-call-out-tinubu-for-letting-states-beg-for-their-own-security-to-avoid-taking-responsibility/

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