Suddenly after all his woeful political awhoring for fame, Valentine Ezigbo now sees himself as the next Superman that is capable of salvaging the battered Nigerian state.
Suddenly this hypocrite started singing like a canary. Adams Oshiomole should never pretend because he is long part of the evil establishment oppressing this nation from antiquity.
"The pattern is now unmistakable. Every time a serious security threat emerges in any Nigerian state, President Bola Tinubu does not announce a federal intervention. He does not deploy new military battalions. He does not address the nation with a strategy. Instead, he waits.
President Tinubu has perfected a political trick. And then the governors speak. By forcing state governors to announce their own security measures, he achieves two things. First, he avoids the political cost of admitting that federal security has failed.
Old and misleading videos were being circulated on social media by some people to suggest the failure of the administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
So all the frightening videos of atrocities by bandits or terrorists under this direction less govt are old videos from the past? See abdication of constitutional responsibility.
Just imagine what the minister of state for defense is telling a beleaguered nation. Then the govt and all the apparatchik of govt as far as security is concerned should resign.
You have no constitutional basis shining your lazy asses on those seats. Nigeria have promote a culture of no accountability or responsibility, that is why public office holders can be bold to make this kinds of grevious statements
Minister of State for Defence, Bello Muhammad Matawalle, says only God can ultimately bring an end to Nigeria’s insecurity challenges. Nigeria is witnessing a resurgence of insecurity, with killings and abductions across parts of the country, including recent incidents in Oyo and Borno, between May 15 and 17.
Daily Trust had reported how gunmen attacked three schools in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State and abducted 39 students and seven teachers. In Borno, armed groups attacked schools in Mussa, Askira-Uba Local Government Area, abducting 42 pupils.
Speaking in an interview with BBC Hausa, Matawalle said insecurity remains a national challenge that requires collective efforts from both security agencies and citizens to overcome. He urged Nigerians to support security agencies and pray for peace while warning politicians against exploiting the situation for political gain.
“It’s disheartening, and we must all rise to ensure that security agencies and Nigerians work together to end insecurity in the country. Insecurity does not discriminate based on political affiliation or religion. It can affect anyone.
“That is why we have urged the opposition to stop using insecurity to incite people. It is a challenge that can happen to anyone, and no Nigerian is happy about it. Unfortunately, some members of the opposition appear pleased with the situation. They do not care about the people. What matters to them is portraying the government as a failure for their own political interests and deceiving people into believing they alone can end insecurity.
“It is only God that can bring to an end to this insecurity, alongside our collective prayers and efforts. It should not be used as a tool to condemn others or score political points.” he said.
According to him, old and misleading videos were being circulated on social media by some people to suggest the failure of the administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Noting that insecurity is not an isolated case with Nigeria, Matawalle assured that security operatives are working round the clock to crush terrorists unleashing attacks in parts of the country.
“There are fake and recycled videos being circulated, some dating back to the Jonathan administration and others from countries such as Burkina Faso and Mali, yet they are being presented as incidents that occurred under this administration. That is not true.
“Our security operatives are working tirelessly across the country. We have directed them to decisively with terrorists, but this is not a challenge that can disappear overnight. Even some of the world’s powerful nations have battled insecurity for years and are still confronting it.
“We ask Nigerians to continue praying for us and supporting efforts to bring this challenge to an end.”e to serve.” he explained.
Now imagine this gruesome death yet Borno state has turned over another batch of useless repentant and rehabilitated terrorists. God help us in Nigeria
They are not putting blame on their crooked and useless son seating as commander in chief? And why did the gods or deities allowed the kidnappings and killings in the first place if capable? This is the sophicated people region approach to self inflicted insecurity in a 21st century world? Shame!
Imagine! Even its own lies and corruption is choking it, but then the failed govt is promising it's over 200M citizens stable electricity. Useless entity!
The solemn fact remains; Tinubu lied to Nigeria hence failed to deliver stable and affordable electricity. So make every sane citizen should do the needful.
Giving what Northern leaders are doing with bandits and BH terrorists in negotiating and pardoning them, then Nnamdi Kanu should never be in detention.
City Boy Movement there are a lots of poor little city children languishing in many forests across this nation under siege. Get your govt to bring them back.
Of course we have access to many varieties of staple foodstuffs, however Garri( Garium Sulphate or confirm as we called it during our undergraduate days) has been a life saver from time immemorial.
-Kulikuli(German stone ) + Garri combo. -Fried Groundnut + Garri combo. -Ewa Agoyin + Soaked Garri Combo. -Palm Kennel Nut + Soaked Garri combo.
Garri effortlessly compliments whatever you combined it with as a hunger quencher on demand. Rice has a lot of limitations. So abeg give it to Garri.
THE DAY I DEFENDED GARRI IN SCHOOL DEBATE. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Back in secondary school, our English teacher made the mistake of choosing me, Godsent, to represent my house in an inter-school debate 🎤😂 The topic was: “Which Is Better: Garri or Rice?”
Immediately I heard it, I stood up and shouted: “Madam, my mama dey sell garri I'm gonna win this debate 😜. The whole class burst into laughter.
My opponent was one fine girl from another school, Amara, representing Rice 🍚✨. She adjusted her tie like she was defending PhD thesis and said:
“Rice is food of celebration 🎉 No wedding is complete without rice. No birthday is successful without rice. No Christmas is valid without rice.
Nobody says: ‘Come celebrate with us, we are serving soaked garri and groundnut.’” Crowd laughed 😂😂 She continued:
“Rice has class 😌 Rice has packaging 💅 Rice has varieties: Jollof, Fried, Coconut, Ofada, White Rice & Stew 🍛 Rice enters party with confidence. Rice wears suit and tie 👔 Garri enters in rubber bowl.” Audience screamed 😭🤣
Then she dropped final bomb 💣: “Rice is for champions 🏆 Athletes eat rice. Presidents eat rice. Garri is what people eat when things are not moving well.” Thunderous applause 👏🔥 Even my own classmates were clapping. Traitors. 😒😂
Then it was my turn 😎. I adjusted my oversized school trousers and stepped forward like a warrior 🕺
“Good day honorable judges, respected audience, and my opponent speaking under the influence of jollof propaganda… Today I stand to defend not just a food…
I stand to defend; A LEGEND 💪 A SURVIVOR 🫡 A SAVIOR OF HUMANITY 🙌 I stand to defend… GARRI!!!”...... Half the students shouted: “YEEEEEE!!!” 😂🔥
I asked the judges: “Do you have garri in your house?” 👀 They laughed........One judge nodded 😂.....I shouted: “Exactly! Because Garri is the LAST HOPE OF MANKIND!”
When rice finishes — Garri is there 🫡 When salary never enter — Garri is there 💸 When mummy says “manage till month end” — Garri appears like superhero 🦸 Audience: “YEEEEEE!” 🤣
“Rice is for parties 🎉 Garri is for survival 🪖Rice is occasional 📅 Garri is dependable 💯” Then I turned to Amara dramatically 😤👇 “Can rice save you in 30 seconds?!” “When hunger strikes by 11:47pm 🌙 Can rice shout: ‘My son, I am ready!’?” NO!
But Garri? Add water 💧 Add sugar 🍬 Add groundnut 🥜 SALVATION HAS COME! 🙌🤣 Then I explained the meaning of GARRI 😭🔥 G – Giver of Energy ⚡ A – Attitude Changer 😤 R – Restorer of Hope 🙏 R – Reducer of Weakness 💪 I – Increaser of Agility 🏃
“Garri has many names:” Student Power 📚Life Support ❤️ Hunger Destroyer 🍽️Emergency Department 🚑 Federal Ministry of Survival 🏛️🤣
“Garri is loyal!” Cornflakes came and left 🥣Golden Morn disappointed 😭 Noodles became expensive 💸 But Garri remained faithful. Faithful in dry season ☀️ Faithful in rainy season 🌧️ Faithful in suffering 😭
Then I delivered the final blow 💣🔥. “My opponent said nobody serves garri in party…”. I paused dramatically 😌 “THAT IS BECAUSE GARRI IS NOT A PARTY GUEST…” Entire hall went silent 👀 Then I shouted: “GARRI IS FAMILY!!!” 🏠🤣🔥 The hall exploded 😂😂😂
I pointed at Amara one last time: “Rice is for enjoyment… GARRI IS FOR EMERGENCY AND ENJOYMENT!” Rice needs firewood 🔥 Rice needs gas ⛽ Rice needs pot 🍲 Rice needs time ⏳
But u see Garri? Just bring cup and water… WE MOVE! 🚶♂️💨🤣 Thank you. 🎤⬇️ Abeg did I win amara 🤣🤣🤷... (Copied)
"Hilarious Debate on Between Rice and Garri; Which One is the Most Dependable Staple Foodstuff?"
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"The pattern is now unmistakable. Every time a serious security threat emerges in any Nigerian state, President Bola Tinubu does not announce a federal intervention. He does not deploy new military battalions. He does not address the nation with a strategy. Instead, he waits.
President Tinubu has perfected a political trick. And then the governors speak. By forcing state governors to announce their own security measures, he achieves two things. First, he avoids the political cost of admitting that federal security has failed.