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Josh316:
dont worry i'll soon do that,  i know uv been eyeing my cheeks to munch, but dont get too excited oo! Cannibals are allergic to me o!!

On a more serious note, nice thread. good to have met you. you batled like a MAN/WOMAN (dunno where to classify you now ) Have a nice week ahead and dont look for my trouble again else, 

LOL.





Now, you are an official Nairaland member. Initiation complete


Go and look for trouble no more!!!

Josh316:
hehehehehe!! na so e dey pain am sha (do I call it a he or she? )

Force ke? Never forced nuffin on u, I simply tried to enlighten your dark and ignorant mind that you are not half as important as you seem, if i did force my profession on you, NO APOLOGIES!! You could have forced yours on me but you couldnt cos you DONT HAVE ANY!! Damn!! my apologies!!! you do have one! LION(ESS) and DOUCHE-BAG of NL!!!!
ok, I can see you are running out of nasty replies, means you are getting either weary or your daftness has gone into OVERDRIVE, Bedpans and stomachs? boring!!!!!! BORING!!! Please research before exposing your brain-damaged monkey knowledge here, U actually sound like a bedpan,

Grow a dikc? come on, are u dat BORING now? come up with something better, stop telling us what you FAILED to do,

My friend go and sleep! Haba!! I hope this is not how you fight with girls in your neighborhood. Don't be a wimp, ok? Cos if you want me to take you serious, I will. Meanwhile, what can you do about that your amala slash ponmo face?? [size=50pt]Can one perform self-surgery[/size]?? You really need something done. NO, not just something. A whole LOT!! Yeye toto-cheeks

Josh316:
*shaking my head in pity*,
Quit hating APE-HEAD! you aint worth the hustle,  just gave you some real quality NL time. Medicine is for serious peeps yeah, and trust me, even if dogs read medicine, you would NEVER EVER, come close. keep managing your NL degree. maybe one day you'd become famous. When you recover from your psychiatric condition, do kindly think of what to REALLY do with your sick and sorry mess you call a life, cos really U HAVE FAILED IN LIFE AND IN THIS ARGUMENT (if there was ever one).
I know your type, Hyperchondriacs who are emboldened by the innocous annonymity of the internet to claim bull-shyte, but cannot even address a gathering of one year olds. same reason u had to change your gender. U keep talking about a pencil-sized dikc, cos u always had one before your transformation to a she-male.
Please, STOP DIVULGING information on your recluseful and sick past! SIMPLY NOT FAZED by your Ape-antics. GO TO THE ZOO!

Lol.

Only a loser will force his "profession" to the attention of others. You used medical terms to show your knowledge of what? A few big words in a dictionary? My friend, grow a d1ck before you talk to me!! From the moment you, a whole adult, opened this thread, you became the[size=64pt] BIGGEST BABOON ON NL[/size]!!


Even an attention-seeking girl wouldn't do that. Please, when is your next topic coming out, what will it be called?[size=74pt] I JUST HAD MY FIRST BEEF ON NL [/size]

Olori gbeske!!! Your head no go ever correct lai lai!! May you forget a whole bedpan inside your first patient's stomach 

Troynow:
Angola- she wud make d top 5 or 4, or possibly win!
Botswana- international titles aint for you hon.
Ghana- sorry dear. U aint pretty enuf to go far in miss universe. Especially d sash factor in operation.
Mauritius- she's pretty, hot and has got what Miss Universe is looking for. But she wont win, maybe a Top 15 or 16?
Namibia- dearie you look like uve bin on drugs,
Nigeria- She's pretty only in d eyes of Nigerians. She cant go far at MU. When wud we have anoda Agbani that wud make d first cut or win
South Africa- Oh My Gawd! What happened to SA? The three year streak of making d first cut will end dis year. What kind of queen did dey elect dis year? Sad.
Tanzania- creamsugar. Arent you a mother already? U look so. Sorry,no crown for you.
Lets hope Angola would bring d MU crown to Africa this year.

LOL

Angola is very sweet-faced. Looks like a white girl in black skin (abeg, afro-centric folks no fight me o)!! If there was a "Miss Africa", she would win it defo!!

Josh316:
hehehehehehe!!! See you!!! Calling me a failure, that was already your position from your first post. Well, only a monkey can recognise another mnkey language, so KUDOS!! you have really proven you are a MONKEY, you keep highlighting words to try to be loud, but your persistent BRAINLESS IDIOCY & STUPIDITY dumbfounds even others.
Ok, you've gotten your 2pages of fame, what you've NEVER had on NL, enjoy it now, but dont delude your self with your crass disillusions of your FAKE AND TARDY comments, they only speak of your torubled past, your horrible present, and your bleak future.

Dont stop commenting, unless you recover from your madness RAGdoll

>shakes head<

Waste of membership form.

OK, Dokita Josh316, I'll watch out for you on NL. I predict great things for you .

Just stay away from the medical profession, OK? Medicine is for folks who actually know what they're doing, not r3tards that look and talk like you!!

ambyzown:
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For those of you die-hard blackberry fans who refuse to believe that the Blackberry OS is a sinking ship, are you aware that RIM is currently developing a BBM for Android and IOS platforms?

Lol, anyone who'll call Blackberry a sinking ship is really taking it personal!! Well, Apple had the same problems, everyone just wanted it to suck by force!! But these things are top worldwide for a reason: they rock!

Josh316:
awww,  stop hating what you are not and cannot be,  tortoise like u, why u no go laff? I know your first contact with a modern doctor was when u went for your transgender operation,  i understand being a man really didnt suit ya,  cos your weenie was insufficient to even pass for a clit. but thank goodness u are now a woman,  u didnt have to check the dictionary for buffon,  took u ages to even find out what check it i'm sure. Well, when your done ranting like the SELF-CONFESSED IMBECILIC slowpoke that you are, you can then let me know, cos then i could send you some serious help,  Roots and herbs will do u no good,  so accept your Moronic situation now before u start dancing Unclad on the streets (like i even care) [size=90pt]Amu ochicha like u[/size]

hohoohoooooohoooo


When they start speaking their monkey language, you know you've won  

omo nna, no vex, I didn't know your bush-mentality is still with you despite your [size=50pt]Dokita cerfiticate[/size]  

It's okay, I can send some clients your way: only animals, mind, I wouldn't trust my worst enemy to go under your "knife"  

Stewpid Toto-face. You better re-enrol back to secondary school and learn common sense. A whole doctor coming here to introduce himself "[size=60pt]New Nlder[/size]". What a  [size=80pt]FAILURE[/size] !!!

Nicki Minaj [size=16pt]Super Bass[/size] . Lyrics are banging!!

Josh316:
hehehehehehehe!!! if you were polite enought to ask, i'd have informed u before hand that u were privileged to be chatting wit a member of society who has the legal rights to cut peeps open and sign my name on bodies,  i could relaly help u modify yours because i dont think the doctor who did yours did a good job,  My gf's Pus/sy is so excellent, i couldnt ask for more

anyway, dont get carried away yet, its not for free,  thats if u even understand what a vaginoplasty is for. theres also a rhinoplasty for your ape-like nose and i could do more to make u more human, even MJ transformed from balck to white, hehehehe

hohoohooohooohoooo


Literally[size=22pt] ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING[/size]!!!  YOU, a doctor/surgeon? You don't look it, sorry. Unless you mean [size=60pt]witchdoctor[/size]  . All you need do now is paint some chalk on your face, blacken that your donkey teeth, and you'll fit [size=80pt]DR. Josh316, T.P ( traditional practitioner)[/size] very well  !!

[size=26pt]"the legal rights to cut peeps open and sign my name on bodies[/size]" INDEED!!!

What are you, a[size=70pt] morgue attendant[/size]?? You wash dead bodies or what  ?

Lol, you must be the first in your full village to go to school and open a medical textbook, no wonder you've been using unnecessary terms since morning. [size=90pt]Self-important buffoon[/size] . You are a disgrace. Taah!!

Blackberry is actually the best thing to happen to smartphones. The BBM is not even on the top 10 of what you can enjoy from your BB if only you knew how. If you buy/download the right kind of apps, anything can happen on your BB. Why? Because many web-based companies have designed BB-compliant apps so that people with BBs can access their products/sights. I blog a lot and can do it straight from my BB, I can create whole document using Doc-to-go, excel etc right on the phone. Many other stuff which I know some androids can achieve. However, #BB for now is the most respected.

Josh316:
hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!! I sure just hit a raw nerve yeah!!! Lousy HOMOsapien like ya, heheheheheheheh!!! stupidity is really your middle name dear, pity yourself dear, cos i'd deal with you fully when i deem it neccessary. meanwhyl, what are you doing? trying to modify your [size=90pt]surgically transformed pus/sy[/size]? in case you dont know, no amount of [size=50pt]vaginoplasty[/size] would make u a woman, an ape is always and would remain AN APE, QED!

Oh
My
Gosh!!!





How a so-called man will know all this about va-gina is beyond me! Is that the surgery your gf did so her pus/sy can finally fit that your pinkie-finger manliness?? sorry eh, it will be well

Josh316:
so na even textbook u dey copy from? shame, sucha shame!! ok, what is ponmo? is that all u eat at home? cos better people eat meat and fish and your openly boasting about your ponmo exploits, dey show urself for here,
like the ignoramus that u are, u think i'll let u be?
word of advice, stop telling us how u passed your exams here (by copying from your textbooks), its disgraceful and insulting to your animal class to say the least (though i admire the fact that apes like u have finally found a way to read, very commendable). Like the itch in your modified pus/sy, u cant wait for my replies cos thats the best company uv had in years, _.lion Rat of NL

[size=18pt]so na even textbook u dey copy from? shame,[/size]: You are a GOAT. I used it as an idiomatic expression, meaning my usual modus operandi (or should I use a simpler word for a TOTO brain like you) or style, of handling NL misfits like you has started to work! Gosh, now I know I was right,[size=22pt] you are dumb[/size]! So you use big terms to look intelligent. CLOWN!!


I pity you. If I should leave what I'm doing to really face you, you will surely wish you never registered on Nairaland and came across someone like me. I give you that promise. So keep talking. Please. I need more of your crap-talk to use as a rope to hang you with when the time comes.

Josh316:
WOW!!! Muscled pus/sy? who stitched it up? cos your really getting sooo desperately boring. trust me, i work well on pus/sies, and yours doesnt even come close to being even a hole. your arse-hole would do better. if NL is your best achievement, then u are even worse than pathetic. like hell NL is an achievement. Check this out, this is where u feel like a lord (unfortunately) while your HUMAN mates are achieving greater things, u are tagging NL as an achievement. Such a Potato-head. and I know how bitter you feel, i wont say i feel sorry for u. u say i should go cry, see who's trying hard not to!! hehehe!! deadbeats is the best new word uv used through out this thread,  keep it up, potty brain, it might soon become as wise as a dog's,  hell even my girl friend's chihuahua has got more brain than you!! alright, u need attention, yeah, i've given it to ya,  just dont think your famous on NL, peeps like 190 are more famous than u,  so for once, stop farting with your mouth and just agree that u are one tiny weeny lil bit of inconvinience,  

I'm off to do what serious people do, that is work,  hope u get one (outside NL) and also get some real education too,  ape-like she-male like u

LOL.

My textbook MUGU-treatment is going according to plan. Toto-face has started mouthing gibberish  

>sigh<

If I continue, I hope he won't run mad   . Toto-brain can't understand simple English: YOU came here seeking attention, and I advised you, other people who have made impact here did so without opening a flipping thread to announce their arrival!!! Stop reading the dictionary to learn big words, instead, mix with people of class and know how to act!!!! [size=18pt]Ponmo-cheeks!!![/size]

hmm. Obj V Babangida. . .very embarrassing to see them at it. Babangida has always been a slippery eel and Obasanjo has always been, well, Obasanjo. Too bad they couldn't keep the acrimony behind closed doors like all their other dealings.

Josh316:
hehehehehehehe!!! Just like a joke, you are revealing your life history and your foolishness on the net,  Nerdy my Bottom,  so if other human beings talk about pus/sy, u would open that contraption of an organ u call a mouth? u DONT have a Pus/sy. I BET U ARE a tranny female. Stop claiming the female gender, just go back to being the she/male that you were, would fit you better. I dont need to argue as to whether i've tasted a pus/sy,  i've certainly tasted LOADS of them,  so dont waste your jelly-yabs on toto, be more creative. i'd rather pop pills and die from them than taste your pus/sy cos that is worse than lethal injection. infact your pus/sy should be adopted for executions, 
Guess your dikc was once like a pencil before u became a tranny yeah? humour yourself with your misfortune, cos mine (which you wont see anyway cos your soooo G/A/Y) would make yours hang in shame,  (weenie-mini), 
Meanwhile, Stop looking at your neighbours pre-school daughter you PAEDOPHILE PERV!! 

Josh316:
Meanwhile, i can see you keep highlighting every new word you've learnt here,  kudos, i'm touching your life more positively than PDP,  but dont stop there, try to learn some manners and take one good look at yourself in your mirror (if your mirror would even agree) and weep,  weep and keep weeping cos your life has just been as meaningless as the words from that conniving saliva dripping sewage-filled orifice you call a mouth. i would even think you could fart from your mouth cos it smells WORSE than any shyte i've ever come across,  cos you're a mutated mistake of a zygote. I bet even your mama was amazed at how she pulled that off!! [size=50pt]Re/ctal wipe [/size]like you, 

See this MUGU   

I can see I have started affecting your mental capabilities; you have now taken to sending me [size=14pt]TWO[/size] replies to my one post.  Aiii, what have I done to you? Sorry eh, don't cry eh, I promise not to hurt your tender feelings. WIMP!!!


As for highlighting your words, it's just to show your parents how much your education was wasted! You can't express yourself in simple language, you can only sink to using unnecessary terms just to make yourself look smart. You are so LAME it's pitiful  . Rectal instead or arse, olfactory instead of ears. . .dude, [size=30pt]you're trying too much[/size]. And it shows  .

Stop trying to matter, OK. You obviously don't have a life to speak of, that's why you came here to introduce yourself like the dummy you are. People on NL who are making waves are those who built up a rep over time. No one comes here saying, [size=24pt]HI, NEW NLander HERE unless they're fkucing DEADBEATS like you!!![/size]

Keep dreaming about my sweet-tasting, tightly-muscled pus/sy, you just might get that toothpick between your cow laps to rise up for the first time since you were born  . [size=50pt]Toto-face[/size]!!

Lol. Abomination of the highest order. Why stop at the late Yar-Adua's wife? He should go and marry Abacha's wife too! Taah!!

OK. That makes it Primark then.

Josh316:
English is really difficult for you to understand,  my sincere condolences,  Guess you think you've got lyrics or yabs,  lemme inform you that your lines SUCK like hell,  uv not said anything new, save for toto,  which i now realise is the ONLY THING u learnt all your life. like i said before, your parents have wasted time even having s/ex to conceive u cos uv just become another reason arbortion should have been legalised in Nigeria,  since uv persisted in your [size=26pt]denial of your olfactory disorder,[/size] then i'd have to leave u with your stinking pus/sy,  just dont get shocked when peeps keep away from you in church (thats if attend one) or at the market.

Nuff said, you stink, and u are HOPELESS, HELPLESS AND USELESS,  dont deceive yourself, go get help NOW!!!

Lol, for a guy you sure cuss like a nerdy, rejected dumb-arse school girl!! Who taught you those yabs, your baby sister? Mr. man go and stick your finger-sized dikc into a pencil sharpener! My neighbor's pre-schooler daughter has more jab than you  . Yes, TOTO is the order of the day, cos you sound like you NEVER get any! So I'll keep calling you [size=32pt]TOTO-BRAIN[/size] till you can prove you've ever had some decent pu££y!!!

As for my pus/sy, hmm, I can bet if you ever had it, it'll be the LAST thing you ever do cos you'll surely DIE of ecstasy, since all the pus/sy you've ever known is the[size=40pt] dirty pothole[/size] you came out from!!! Fowlish virgin [size=45pt]ponmo face[/size] like you 

Which make, Converse or Primark or Peacocks or Next? You need to specify if it's really from UK or is it Shoe Zone?