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Keri Hilson ft Chris Brown --- [size=28pt][color=orange]One Night Stand[/color][/size].

Blu Malam:
Tell me which other phone does video calls like iPhones Facetime?

Tell me which other phone has over 200,000 apps ready for download STRAIGHT from iTunes, manages the download, and sync (adds) it to your phone as soon as it is connected? You dont even have to click nothing, just connect & it syncs

Tell me which other phone saves you the stress of copying and pasting songs to your memory card, and just lets you sync new songs by simply connecting + a feature named GENIUS which suggests the next song based on what you're Now Playing (beats per minute, genre etc.) so you can never get a Boyz II Men after a Terry G, and in impeccable sound quality

Tell me which other phone has luxury, premium third party manufacturers of accesories & add-ons e.g slam & Olufsen speakers and docks, Griffin iTrip for your car, AGENT 18 cases etc,

Tell me which other phone has such fluid flow and transition as the iPhones Retina Touch-screen? The CNN App for the iPhone is one app toh Bad!!! I used the symbian version for the Nokia E7, i no fit lafff

Tell me which other phone has the structural integrity of an iPhone, no removable parts, Hard Disk and Battery all in-built in an all glass scratch-resistant case?

By September (just in a few weeks), iOS 5 will be released featuring iCloud, Apple's cloud storage facility, Tell me which other phone? Innovation comes in the form of Steve Jobs, we will surely miss him.

I can go on and onn and onnn, this aint no Blackberry that u can run down on Nairaland, this is the Apple iPhone 4.

Got mine for 500 pounds, worth every penny, and more.

Even Nokia will start shipping high end phones with the Windows Phone 7 OS from next year, Maemo had some potential, Symbian Come on get serious, only Androids can rub shoulders with iOS

Yes sah!! Spoken like a true iPhone user/owner!! You know what you're talking about!

Osama10:
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Thanks!!


Nice. Not digging the cheap-looking lace wig though! She never seems to get it right, whhhyyyyy?!?

Pls any Nairaland guests at the wedding? We need paparazzi reports abeg


E hold or e no hold??!

Exponental:
Mr ITK, Just wonderin wat your comment would av been if it wasnt tagged JOKE.

Well said. A joke is a joke. Whether it is pointless or not is a moot point!


Lol.

Joke is still funny tho'

otumfour:
THANX FOR THE *in a typical Nigerian accent* CONFARMAYSHON/confirmation


only if these cud stop your leaders from looting y'all in broad day light, try giving stable electricity for 1's in your damn lifetime , stop the bombings, stop your students from trooping into Ghana in search of better education, then, clap for urselves


*lets play serious here for a minute dude, na music,movies and fashion we go chop? like seriously

Oooh [size=48pt]ferrrrk[/size] off!! (typical Ghanaian accent, see what I did there?) 

Lol, I'm not starting another Nigeria vs Ghana beef on this thread. We've had too many of that. Just keep coming here to fool yourself, see if we KIA (Nigerian accent for "Care" 


Well done Toaskarity


Sexiest Accent in Africa - top 10 in the world . Upon all their hard[size=28pt][color=orange] "werk"[/color][/size] to sound westernised, I didn't see no Ghanaians on that list

Yes, music, sports, movies, fashion, sexy accent etc isn't everything but it's SOMETHING

Toaskarity:
yet sexiest in afAfricaare u jealous    its natural shaa,

no! it may not stop them but it shows the spirit of superiority,hardwork,believing in ourselves as b'n naturalural(u see, we deserve some clap!) 
as for student trooping to ghanaGhanaschool: you know why 'cos most of them couldnt secure admission into our universities,i dont think u know naija well self, u just talking/maybe plain silly!(what about ghanians schooling in naija?)
as for electricity, look at the below data, dont compare naija with ghana! girl not again! we have our problem which is that the AMOUNT consumed are much compare to any african country! and we are doing our best!






no we no go chop 'm but it expose us to the world! it shows that there are things we can do better even with bad leaders! now tell me-what are the best of ghanians? dont mention foothball cos we all know its being dominated by a north african country! maybe homo and lady-loving-lady(not sure, stand to be corrected ) i mean what do u guys carry first for?

All of y'all vids is funny but how come I still like them D'banj and IDJA's original, first vid best (^-^) Lol they looked so serious

Acidosis:
All dis noise about iphones has got to stop! Waiting self ?. Abeg, tell me one thing u can do with your iphone that a new version symbian (nokia) won't do?
Don't be fooled by the selling price, this company is only extorting you ppl.
I held some iphones don't even have common 'bluetooth'. . Gawd!!! So u guys pay for common apps, even songs. .Or is it because of the 3G or 16G or iOS ? Oh mayb u don't know. . My nokia C5-00 has HSDPA network (i.e 3.5G). I bought it @ d rate of 25k. . video call enabled, 16G mem card.
Its high time y'all stopped increasing their revenue! Plssss

What's so special about iPhone!? Tell that to the lame guinea fowls out there PRETENDING and CLAIMING to have one on [size=20pt][color=orange]BOARD[/color][/size] . IPhone is a big deal to such clowns

How to handle her? My gosh what are you waiting for?? To me you're no better than a single man so why bothering with the title of being "married"?? I suggest you kick her out or better still, leave the house for her. That's an evil woman you have there. How can my husband be out late and I won't even call??

You sound like a nice chap, you don't deserve such a wife I don't care the history of your marriage. So take my advice: [color=orange][size=24pt]kick that b. . .[/size][/color]sorry, woman out!!!

Pls where is it said that a Nigerian man can't marry [size=18pt]TWO [/size]wives?!

Or did he marry the first one in the church??

I don't think she should go ahead with the wedding, too many mixed views. The truth should be cleared once and for all before any walk down that aisle!!!

apoti:
This is to inform the General Public that I, formerly known and refered to as Pa Osaze Odewingie Snr, now wish to be known and refered to as Mr John Nosakhare. I also hereby state that I'm not anyway related to Osaze Odemwingie who plays in the English Premiership. I'm just a fan. He does not send me dollars or pounds. All kidnappers pls take note.

Signed

Mr John Nosakhare

A very wise move indeed

beeyee18:
tell your friend its 80k o last no beatin round the hunters bush

OH in that case it's waaaay out of her range . You see, the only way she could afford d iPhone is if it was [size=40pt][color=yellow]FREE[/color][/size]

Lol, you could check my profile for more clues. One question though, do you ship to the "west" of the US??

mchenry:
Spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in season two bran and rikon will die

in season three catelyn stark and robb stark will die.joffrey will also die

I can [size=28pt]NOT[/size] believe you just did that!! Jeez!! There should be a separate thread for spoilers!!

otumfour:
Sorry mate, u too late, Nigerians have been claiming they are Ghanaians since year 2000 , where tha furk have u been? Mars
check & see who's going where more nugga

“Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top and I'm gonna shine homie, until my heart stop”
50 cent-hate it or love it

Laaawwwl that's a lame quote right there! 50 Cent? Like seriously ?!?

About Nigerians claiming they Ghanaians: hey, some folks will claim they're ANYTHING if it meant saving their lives, jobs, or what ever. I had friends visiting RSA who claimed they were Malawian just so they could get to stay in a certain posh apartment . As for who's going where more, DUDE, seriously??

Music - We Rule

Movies - We Rule

Fashion, Sports etc - We rule fu-cking Africa

Yeh they're some bad eggs but every one has them. I'm not into the Ghana-bashing but you guys started it by coming up with that "I'm glad I aint Nigerian" shight. Get over that!!

Lawwwl @ topic at least the girls know how to use the TOOLS unlike some big-bum girls who just waddle around like pregnant ducks . That's real TALENT right there!!

Waow I know someone in great need of this What a timely event. I will pass on this great info [:



Ho Ho HO

Tyche:
Are they jobless? not necessarily.
Are they having fun? Definitely.
Anything wrong with that. nope

EX-AC-TLY!!!

Lol, the song is all about "shakin' bum bum" in the end, so what can we expect


I've watched countless vids today, even now watching some boys of about ages 13 and under shaking butt!! With a pillow case down their back trousers >>sigh<<< D'Banj what NEXT !!!

If na you NKO ?!

Few days to wedding, sh-it hits the fan. . . Every woman's NIGHTMARE


God forbid

otumfour:
typical case of dashing a monkey banana , I just can't stop laughing
^^ I'm finding it very difficult reading meaning into this rubbish but , I guess u referring to this>> 
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Africans from Nigeria (89.1 percent), Ghana (85.9 percent), Botswana (84.7 percent), and Malawi (83 percent) were the most likely to report having a high school degree or higher. Those born in Cape Verde (44.8 percent) and Mauritania (60.8 percent) were the least likely to report having completed a high school education.[16]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_immigration_to_the_United_States
with fools like u trooping all over the world and all the filthy garbage u typing on here, why won't they say so the nerve. thank GOD u ain't part of the so-called "highest africans in america"  lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigerians Nigerians Nigerians!!!! smh the good 1's are very good but, the bad 1's are very very baaad (notice the 1's & 2's on the very) and they are the many unfortunately due to their large population 

10 over 10 shikena!

somebody help me laugh hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Hey guy that's quite enough of that! Fine, Nigerians and Ghanians are not forced to like one another, it is a choice. If we choose to bad-mouth each other, it does not add or reduce our population. All I know is, one day Ghanaians worldwide will start claiming they are Nigerians, or that they are right next door to Nigeria 

"I don't know how you can hate from outside the club ---- you can't even get in"
----- Chris Brown "Look At Me Now."