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dodoatirice:
Is there a bible verse that specifically said

“Dont smoke weed”

Ema fa igbo?


I forr don do giveaway but this village get as e be. I’ll try today if not tomorrow.

Baba we mount oo. For the season so, everywhere no sexy like dis. We wey get small children for house na God still be our consolation.
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Even if na those rubber eyeglasses we wear when we small. Just the smile on their faces.

dodoatirice:
“You see pot?” He shot back from his end of the phone. “Yes sir” “and you tokk say nothing dey inside” he asked. “Nothing Baba” then he said he wanted to check something he’d ring me right back. I left the pot and went inside. He rang me back and his intel was, the pot symbolized an offering box, that was myself asking myself for ten percent for using myself. So cutting my feet meant i used myself for money. No wonder the decay. But which one be ten percent. Before baba explained anything, he asked me to act fast because if i went back and didn’t see the pot na doom. He asked me to decide on a substantial amount i was going to spend in the morning and go drop the ten percent of that money in the pot before it would vanish. Through the window bind of my home interior, i could see the pot was still where i saw it when i first came in ami then dashed to my bedroom and after deciding on 2 million Naira cash, (of course i ha it in cash bundled and set aside. I took 2 wads of the bills which was two hundred thousand naira and made deposit into the pot. I returned back into my house, and checked again through the window binding and the pot wasn’t there anymore.

Baba you no lie o i said to him on the phone.

You sha don sort am he asked. I answered and he told me to thank my stars. Some other persons would see the pot and it would be filled with water to the brim leaving no space to put anything. Baba’s further intel was that some people that were involved in ritual money at that point either died mysteriously if a pot filled eith water to the brim appeared, that meant they’d exploited and used up every means possible and they’ve sacrificed alot and their offerings to the gods had turned sour and like a dog with a rare medical condition, they get put down one way or the other.

That’s when a young boy, 20 years old dies in a car crash. His Benzo survives it but he doesn’t.

Or he goes into the crash, he and his Benzo don’t even come out of it.

Dem go park trailer for roadside jeje, young rich nigga go overspeed go nack trailer die. Look street deep gan, and if your papa geh money and he take am know you. Just thank God oo. I don sabi this yahoo since whenni dey college. E get one nigga wey na when he start to dey pick na hin rhe nigga murd. Rip. I was a noob when i got to know this guy and i was in one of those seasons when i was still a traveler through school. I met him in an abk bus that was headed for Lagos. We both sat in the front seat beside the driver. Then one thing led to another we clicked he made me under he was into the game and true true he dey inside game. At that point he was using an iphone and typing away kn it at intervals. We spoke about different things, my school was Mapoly, he was headed to Ilaro. A student of Federalpoly ilaro. We exchanged contacts and during the short holiday ls, he invited me to come to his place at ilaro. Man still raw that year. I enter this guy house me sef i foor. But i still nor understand that time. He even tried setting me straigh in the game, but i was too carried away dazling with Messi and Barcelona on his ps4. I stayed the whole short holiday at his house ( I’m talking about semester holiday that you’d be given a month from school and if you broke you no go like go lagos). And all through that period i know think day e use juju at all. I sha know say e dey bomb and type into the night. Normal nigga, failed parents (relationship wise) but time wey i know am, him don dey gada led tv and ps4 lappy iphone and hin dey chop better dey feed me better food dey Bleep grade one olosho. I went back to school and continued or I’d say life goes on.

One Saturday this guy called me and spoke quick and short. Affa i get 6 million like this, my house dey linted shey make i roof am complete am abi make i buy lexus like this. You know say you na investor and me na hustler. I’m saying, he wanted me to sway him in whatever way. But me my uncorrupted mind told him to finish his half assed house and so he did. I was able to convince him by saying, lass lass oga mi, you go colect again. This guy finish e house o. But e no pack go. Him promise me say him go do something for me if hin complete am. E complete am finish. I no juss hear anything from am again. I called his number back to back for a while. It would ring endlessly and no pick! Then the las time i tried it, dem talk say e dey switched off. I was returning to school one friday and the bus stopped for dome people at ilaro and as they were alighting, i thought probably he grew tired of the friendship and stopped communicating. But. At that point my body no just dey at peace. I alighted and took a bike to his house. The one i visited previously, i went to his flat and everything seemed cool but it felt as if no one had been home for months due to the dust on the door mat and the unkempt flower vase that he kept and watered every morning. I tried knocking but no one was home actually though. I guess one of his neighbors heard the noise and came to investigate.


Comfort:
Ahn, (finally remembering my face) na you,

Me:
Na me o

Comfort:
Na Segun you dey find

Me:
Ehn i dey go school ni i juss say make i check on am before i go.

Comfort:
You no hear?

Me:
Hear wetin

Comfort:
Segun don murd.


Ah e kpai? Dem say he buy corolla sport come attend him uncle burial, na sa dem de come back, dangote trailer take them iron long sleeve. Person wey just start to dey pick!

Baba I tuale.
'Dangóte trailer take am iron long sleeve'
Baba...if this piece is truly yours and is fiction, Wole Soyinka et al dey trek.
In proper context, considering all...our present educational standard and economy, dem suppose collect that Nobel Peace Prize back take give you.
On a very serious note, you deserve an award. On second thought, na to align with Devil to give you chance. If only Devil dey read. Him sef for hail.
This is really good. Just a little touch. Baba, if you're interested, we could do something together. I mean internationally.
Chimamanda don baff?

dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin

Believe

Holla911:
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update.
Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert.
Na here we dey wait you. You must update us.

Hahaha. We die here oo...braah dodoatiriCE.

dodoatirice:
Today own no be give away, na just tospii. The real give away go soon drop and i go make sure say e touch most people. I know my top readers and commenters tho

Baba share the love. The season no sexy gan... walahi.
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Gratitude

dodoatirice:
Calm una own na SP, Special package calm

I believe