₦airaland Forum

leofab:
Fashola come here.

Na dye fashola go dey be that Cus em go bow all em life.

Slayqueenism!

chemystery:
I wonder how ghanians reason.
They should kuku kill the whole ghanians since it happened in ghana

Don't mind those fools
These civilians have not done much wrong they were merely protecting their properties or shld they have allowed him to steal and go free if he was truly a thief ? Though they shouldn't have killed him.

decatalyst:
But some people are so less conscious of their environment despite all the bad news around.

How could you leave the ignition of a car turned on and leave for the ATM? When you thought you have heard it all...you get shocked like below...

Thats women and their dumbassness

Bloody almajiris everywhere.

Pritypussi:
Igbos should have 4 states normally.. Ebonyi is not fully igbo.
They speak a diff. version of igbo language and are usually looked down upon in the SE cos of their affiliation with islam and North

I smh at your deformed comment.

Pritypussi:
Ebonyi igbos are predominantly muslims. they belong more to the North than East.
They don't think like other igbos and are less bias

Atleast i think better than a mediocre like you.
Predominantly Muslims
Smh!
Deformed dumb ass.

U

Braden9:
I think the igbo are my least favorite African group. I think igbo land should be granted their landlocked biafra and severely punished.

I support igbo Republic. The rest of Africa will be merged to achieve my vision of 5 nations :Westland, Southland, Northland, Eastland, Midland. Igbo Republic will be encircled with 20 feet border WALL and blocked from Westland's airspace. No aid will be sent to igbo Republic. Nuisances!

Your problem is called Brain Pain

Akuko!

Who come snap the PIC if the family is that religious

Make em give am money buy wheelbarrow na

Na want make em go thief abi make dem burn am4 alabarago OK bros u don hear na

See where IMO state money de store

Naijasinglegirl:
I was told I would need passport photographs, copies of my birth certificate and my certificate of origin to apply for an international passport. No one mentioned the N1,000 and N500 tips here and there.



I met a crowd under a canopy who came for the same purpose when I arrived the passport office in Ikeja. My contact gave me a form to fill and told me to join them. After waiting for more than three hours, I was told my file won’t be processed until I had a guarantor, a challenge that took me two weeks to fix.



When I returned two weeks later for what they call capturing, I met an even larger crowd triggered by the shortage of passport booklets. Among the crowd were returnees who were there to renew their passport. You know the usual IJGB signs – tattoos, bling-blings, jerry curl hair, weird haircuts, wanna ganna accent, singlets and shorts with winter boots etc.



One guy walked in with a basket ball displaying all of the above signs. It appeared he was there earlier in the day to renew his passport but left when he couldn’t stand the queue. An officer came out to pacify the crowd and this guy, who decided to be our mouthpiece shouted, “Damn man! Shit iz taking too long. We aint gat all day here. I gat practice by 4 man.”

Then he turned to me and said, “Mest up country yo!” Me, I was just like, O-O



4pm, we were still waiting. Another officer came out to call names and the Americana’s name was exempted. This time around, he broke into pidgin in a clear Nigerian accent. “Officer I don tire to dey wait! Person go come die ontop passport! Na wa oh”

People who heard him earlier were laughing. Then he stormed into the main building angrily. It wasn’t long my name was called in for capturing. Beside the capturing office is an iron gate which serves as a jail and Americana and his basketball were doing time there. Apparently he had gone in to make trouble and one of the no-nonsense officers had bundled him into the jail. This time I heard him swearing in Americana, pidgin and Yoruba.



I walked into the capturing room and the capturing officer took one look at me and walked me out. He said they weren’t going to photograph me because I was not dressed properly. I was befuddled seeing that I was dressed in a sleeveless maxi dress which is decent enough in my own opinion. However, I quietly left in search of whom to borrow jacket from but I found no one.

There was a ‘Nigerian mother’ seated outside with their signature scarf wrapped around her neck. I explained my situation and asked her if I could borrow her scarf for a few minutes. After an eternity of staring at me from feet to head as though my approach was disrespectful, she grudgingly handed her scarf to me.

I returned to the office with the scarf wrapped around my shoulder.

When I overheard another officer say, “This her hair eh,” I knew I was in for part two.



The capturing officer told me to pack my weaves. I did just that with a rubber band. He complained my left ear was not visible. I tucked my weaves behind my ears. He said my forehead was not completely visible.



I took off the wig.



The man was shocked. Some people present were giggling. A girl who was on the queue for capturing said the officer should attend to other people while she assist me with adjusting the wig. Left for her I would have taken that passport peacefully in my didi hairstyle.

Five minutes of being told to tilt my neck clockwise, semi clockwise and anti-clockwise in front of the camera, I was successfully captured.

By then, the woman who gave me the scarf had barged in to demand for it. I returned it to her and she held it by an edge as though I had infected the scarf with a virus.

One of the officers who gave me tough time had quietly slipped his phone number to me while I signed out. Outside the office, two elderly female officers called me aside and started lecturing me on indecent dressing. They said I was supposed to wear a suit to take the passport so I don’t end up being mistaken for someone who is travelling for prostitution by the officials at foreign airports. I told them it was the work of the devil.

On the good side, I now own an international passport.

Italy here I come!




http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/all-the-drama-that-happens-at-passport-office-in-lagos/

Italy things

Sister are you from Benin?

Dog family

richinvestor:
How

By buying and storing in your bitcoin wallet however its just as risky as every business because in the world of digital currency like bitcoin there re rise and fall(fluctuations in price ) but in bitcoin its almost on a continuous rise.
So when you buy after some months you sell with lots of gain.

collinsbaba:
How do I invest on gold pls

By "gold" I mean BTC

Noticed that bitcoin is growing very fast ofrecent why not invest on this gold .

ObiOmaMu:
A secondary school student, in one of the secondary schools in Delta State, have been expelled for allegedly sleeping with her classmate's dad for N500, alongside her friend. It was gathered that the girl, who once accused a corp member of rape, was caught with the man by the town's people when he came to pick her up before school was over.

Here's what a Facebook user, who pleaded anonymity wrote;

"An ss2 student was expelled from my ppa this morning. What was her offence? She was sleeping with her teacher's husband, they were both caught by the town's people when he came to pick her up before school was over.

This student was the same one that accused a corper of rape and getting her pregnant just to get money from him, the man she's having an affair with is a grandfather and she's also class mates with his last child I think. She and her friend slept with the man for a fee of #500, I kid you not. I thought they said if you want to eat frog, eat a big one, probably she's not heard that before. Secondary school students are something else now.

Ever since my stay here in January, I begin to see some girls in a new light, some babes are sex freaks and have seen first hand the extent they can go for it. Is it buying of gifts, giving of money to the male corpers here all in a bid for them to have sex?."


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/ss2-student-expelled-for-sleeping-with.html

U must be serving in Benue

vic224real:
A broke man don't have right to erection!

I think is high time our ladies should start placing values on what I called "SELF ESTEEM, SELF-DEFENSE, & SELF DECIPLINE" and respect their woman hood. No man in his right senses, matured both in looks and mind, responsible, and have the fear of God would want to use you and dump you or molest you and assault you if you have worked on your self from the inside.

We hear pathetic stories everyday about how some ladies are been treated by some of these so-called beasts who called themselves men. Some of these ladies end up being beaten, raped, and even lost their lives in the process all in the name of what they called "Relationship".

ENOUGH!!!

Ladies please don't be too fast to involve your self into any relationship or try to replace your ex with a new guy just because you don't want the gap to be there. If you broke up with a guy and you want to start a fresh relationship with another guy, please take quality time to study and at least know some major things like how much he love God, who are his friends, where he hang out, some of the things he likes and don't, where he spend most of his time, and most especially his financial capability before commuting your precious life and time with him.

I know some of you will be asking " How can one know all of these qualities before getting into a relationship with a guy? "Yes,you are very correct! Its not possible to find out all of these because some would hide their true PERSON in order to achieve what they want at that particular time but then believe me, its possible if truly you take your time. Any guy that doesn't give you enough time to decide, let him go! It your life we are talking about here.

In as much as there are lots of " beast men" out there we still have lots of good ones amongst them. Yes, believe me good men still exist. What you need is quality time to decide.

No broke man have the right to erection! If you are broke, then remain where you and work on your self first before deceiving a lady in to your trap. Why am I saying this? It is because some of these heartless broke men use some of our ladies the way they want it and even leave some miserable for the rest of their lives. Please ladies, this is a little advice from a concerned heart to you.

Try them and you will enjoy the most envious relationship ever!!

Remain blessed!

Since money is the basis for erection here then believe me when I say that ladies who take this your advice will always be used and dumbt Cus that rich dude can not be satisfied with one girl.
Better advice them to make money and hope for the best man,instead of deceiving them here

Dead and gone
RIP

See his afonja cone head.
Olé

CXLVII:
Where is the Zebra!

Was wondering that there re no Zebra`s in the West


All I see is humans. No Zebra in the picture

Hmmmmm
Nt funny

Am sure he snifft that shiit before coming for the event.

Na now ur plate washing start sef.
But the gudnews is u go de wash ur husband plates em sef go de wash ur plate

A 1nite with this will make such a memory

All night pressing

Em jazz strong