₦airaland Forum

Voy:
ur question to ans moda4ka

I swear I ain't never had a friend like you, your there Voy

Bugatie:
...oga Seun I sight you, anything for the boys

So you sighted Seun in the trend and all you could ask is 'anything for the boys? I know your type, your dependent on people, no need wasting my time cos it's obvious you enjoy being given fish instead of being taught how to catch the fish yourself.

optional1:
this text book for seun lalasticlala and mynd44.


It is well oh.

Your opinion, I wonder why you all are in this trend.. Are you a mod? or was the message in anyway addressed to you?

coollabman:
blah blah blah!!!

I'm sure the message wasn't for you.

Dear Seun, may I holla at you briefly?
I wanna meet you and your mods so you'd tell me why you hate mmm so much, maybe you instigate this hatred just to get more traffic to your site, maybe it's as a result your sadistic personality because it's obvious you enjoy making mmm participants sad, or maybe the banks of which were affected by the constant moving of money from one account to another has paid you alot of money to help you crash the system knowing fully well your site is among the top ten in Nigeria... But you are just one person compared to millions of mmm participants, I guess it's because we are down right now that we are targets. I don't think your mods are bold enough to ask you some certain questions, you all claim to be against mmm but check your crew well, one of them must have been a participant of this great platform before it went on break last december, but they are scared of the almighty Seun who hides behind his computer in his mansion,instructing his mods and looking for ways to gain traffic to his site so as to cash out more money.

How hypocritical is nairaland?
You call us greedy for wanting just 30 percent yet you push every anti-mmm trend to front-page so as to gain traffic and cash out more money cos you know people would definitely open it despite knowing fully well nairaland mmm participants would feel bad after reading such trends, Hehe, I guess man is mankind's greatest enemy.
But in case you don't know, Mmm came to the aid of Nigerians when your stupid and useless government abandoned it's poor masses, mmm came to the aid of students and parents when your Buhari (whom you've never Criticized on front-page) laid off parents from their Jobs as a result of his reckless policies.
Mmm came to the rescue of young hustlers like me in school, looking for legitimate ways to put some money into the palms of our empty hands. If you'd be honest to yourself, Mmm reduced poverty and took niggas off the streets way of life.
Your government bleeped up yet you blame us for looking out for ourselves by joining a scheme that promised us 30% of our money just so as to make ends meet, I guess your now too rich to understand the plights the average and poor masses go through everyday.
I love nairaland mehn, it's a great site where we learn everyday, but please leave mmm alone, it's obvious your money isn't there, stop intruding into other people's business, it's just like using Linda's blog to criticize your nairaland, I'm sure you won't like it, people have millions on mmm, some borrowed, pledged and have the money frozen, the last thing they need is your hate messages which you constantly push to front-page, it's not fair.

To all my keyboard warriors hustling in the 36 states, keep your mind on your money and bleep haters, those hating on your hustle are also making their money online, yet they discourage you not to make yours, I'm sure your mama didn't raise no fool, don't be deceived, keep scheming for ways to make money everyday both online and offline. Have a great week ahead, mmm is hopefully gonna be back, but even if it doesn't go as planned, it's not the end of the world, you made the money stuck in the system, you can make it over and over again.. keep doubling your hustle brothers.

Why is nairaland wicked? All they do is wanna gain traffic at the expense of people's feelings, why you guy taking medicine for another man headache? I believe stupidity and gullibility has taken over........

Icansing:
Lol,, I never trusted mmm a bit,, even with pressures from friends

person wey no get money for beer go talk say beer no dey sweet na why he no go take am, #brokeass

Ebube is really beautiful

Came:
If this is really the most beautiful face in Nigeria, then this is an insult to the word beauty. Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder, but some beholders eyes no good ooooo, make we consider am. How this face go be the "MOST" beautiful face in Nigeria!!!! Do they understand the word " MOST" ??

Your so called Nigerian beauties/finests dey house dey form porsh, you've got to realize that beauty pageant winners aren't necessarily the most beautiful/handsome in the state or country, but rather, they are the ones that were bold enough to pick up the form and contest.....

13. When you go to CEC to chill and you see frat
boys holding meeting.

12. The queue for Mama Ebuka’s yam beans:
Saving lives since forever.

11. UNN girls and their pee bucket.
Inseparable.

10. Whenever a girl sees Akionu approaching them. Just run.

9. When someone tells you they are studying Biochemistry, Statistics or physics

8. When you tell a babe you stay at Odenigwe or
Hilltop.

7. How lawn tennis court looks when exams are
close: oshe prayer warriors

6. This annoying struggle:

5. Your network, as soon as you step into Abuja
building.
It will just vanish.

4. Your face, whenver you hear “OKPA DI OKU” towards the end of semester #broke period

3. When you wake up and the first thing that comes to your mind is going to chow at Santa Villa. Akpu of life.

2. When you were still eating at Chitis in 100L and your wallet was just looking at you like:

1. How you felt when you first heard “GREAT
LIONS AND LIONESSES!”:

Which kain story be this one?

Oshege:
Longlife dude

Thank u, I wish u same.

Twaci:
Chris Brown be like, " What dafuq is this?"
Happy birthday

Lol, I like d guy die, b4 he started misbehaving sha...tnx bro.

ireneony:
Happy birthday

U should contest for mr nairaland

Ok, tnx

Tobiee:
[email] "Well"
No one wants to see you half nude tho'.[/email]

Ok sir.......

KashyBaby:
happy birthday young lad...

Tnx

youngaz:
Woooo!!!! Finally i see someone of mah birthday date @ last.......just dat i just clocked 18 sha as i dey luk u itz like u are 20-sometin.......nice chest tho

Yap, twas yesterday (27th) though, yours is 28, the alcohol and fun with friends didn't allow me make any post lol, sorry....

Destined2win:
HBD!

Thank u...

Today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person i have grown to be! The person I will become! The son, brother, friend that i am! and d father I will be someday!
I am grateful 2 God for the gift of life, I am void without him, also thankful to my family for nurturing me into the humble/simple person I am today.
Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, and tomorrow!
Wish me well....