Number 1, use to be 4 but now 1...... Some1 help me Thank da Loord .....

crackhaus: Coconut water is only meant for adults and if children drink it, they will become dundee and not know book again...

Funny how we believed that LMAO

crackhaus: Coconut water is only meant for adults and if children drink it, they will become dundee and not know book again...

Funny how we believed that LMAO

you all are backing Hazard but if it were to be Luis Suarez am sure you all will be calling 4 his head

this is a photoshoped picture and Enyeama is usually mor aert than this pix tells

dayokanu: Which is sweeter Vulture or Chicken

They say ENi ba je Igun ki ka odun

may be u can try eat a Vulture and comback to tell us which is sweeter.

Agybabe: Lol! Next time he will be thanking his gateman for getting his wife pregnant!
I laugh in Greek

Lol dat wont be funny na with Bellet he go do dat 1 instead of Microphone..

Jojo Armani: laugh wan kill me o o o. Na de type of virgins we get for here.(claiming Virgin)
u beta follow de boy to go back and call ur dad and tell him dat today is ur first time and dat is d work of devil.(just blame de devil, he will forgive u)

Gud advice

A Boy drops his girl friend at home, he puts
his hand on d wall by
d gate for support, leans
towards her and says "can I
kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too swt in
bed 2day
Girl: waoh! u too, full of
energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss u gudnite
Girl: someone may be watching,
they still think I'm a
virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins Then girl's brother appears at d
gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or
not its ur decision,
but tell that bastard to remove
his hand from the intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to ur
conversation!

Some stupid caterer burned her skirt, took it off and flung it to the canopy, and poof. . .[/quote]
Were u dia abi hw u take knw.

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IF #5,000 NOTE IS INTRODUCED.(What will happen?)
~ Some people's salary would just be one note.
~ Some people would be paid their salary andasked to bring the change the following day.
~ Some passengers would be beaten black and blue by bus conductors.
~ Politicians would only need their back pockets to steal money.
~ It would be difficult to see someone to borrow you #100
~ Musicians will now poze with N5K note in musical videos.
Nlnders u can add yours.

Adaeze003: ^^
Lol! Me neither.. Like i said saw it on fb

lol Adaeze no need to check FB jus luk in btw ur thigh, u may use flash light if its too thick(the bush)

fluid26: I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons!

Lol tell us more fluid no b u I see dey come frm angle 90 dat night

Mr.T Anonymous:
When I was young,I used to ask God for a bicycle,but I realised God doesn't do silly things,so I stole a bike and later asked for God's forgiveness.

Dry joke u no try at all

MRbrownJAY: @Freecocoa
make i send you my pic so you can frame it like that lady and we can finally get married, lol!

@thread
how desperate must one be to marry in such manner?!

she even dey smile, bt am sure d guy must be wealthy nd too busy to Attend his own wedding.

[b][/b] some facts about kiss... Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those whodon't. Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind. Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and
can double your metabolic rate. Research claims
that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting
20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire
extra pound! It's time to start that kissing diet! Kissing is a known stress-reliever . Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of wellbeing, lowering your cortisol 'stress' hormone. Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an
adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more
blood around your body. Frequent kissing hasscientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol. Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections. Duringa kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain. Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the 'noise' in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a
feeling of peace. The endorphins produced bykissing are 200 times more powerful than morphine.