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Sports / Re: The Pain Is Too Much - Emenike Cries Out From Sick Bed by raphy(m): 8:00pm On Apr 13, 2022
I think he has everything to help him.live a healthy life why the sickness. Or the things he did to be come successful in his playing career is now bck to hunt him. Like they normally say vanity upon vanity alll is vanity let him go abroad for treatment he has the money and everything needed..he is even land lord in lekki married the most beautiful lady in Nigeria.


I wish him a quick recovery it's well wit him.o
Crime / Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by raphy(m): 6:55pm On Apr 13, 2022
Mooh247:
cool


Because he is in the middle of ADX-Florence Supermax Facility, USA. Or Camp22 North Korea Special prison/ Labour camp

You attempt to escape in NorthKorea you die a painful slow death

You attempt to escape in a Supermax prison in US you get you sentence doubled

Many Nigerians would believe they are smart and would attempt to cheat the system...

This is why they smuggle drugs to Asia knowing fully well death penalty awaits them



.


This point strong o..

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Politics / Re: Bandits Release Video Of Kidnapped Kaduna Train Victims by raphy(m): 2:19pm On Apr 11, 2022
Nigeria is a fail country go argue with your acestors .

*Spits*
Family / Re: 35-Year-Old Kenyan Man Praises Sexual Prowess Of His 70-Year-Old American Wife by raphy(m): 8:39am On Apr 11, 2022
Ok na the real deal be. That make the guy de loyal and continue the knacking she will.soon be pregnant
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy On Mr Eazi & Temi's Engagement: I Introduced You Both, Find My Own by raphy(m): 8:33am On Apr 11, 2022
I wan marry this girl or someone like her so we go do business together and she will keep doing what she loves ..
Romance / Re: Groom's Wedding Outfit Causes A Stir Online (Photo) by raphy(m): 8:29am On Apr 11, 2022
No be skit be that one ? See the guy face..

Anyway Happy resurrection week to you all.
Crime / Re: Armed Boys Collected Everything A Man Bought For His Family In Nnewi (Photos) by raphy(m): 9:12pm On Apr 08, 2022
The monster the country made are on rampage later they will come n say no to jungle justice
Politics / Re: Troops Kill Several Iswap/Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno, Recover Weapons (Pics) by raphy(m): 9:07pm On Apr 08, 2022
Thiis ppl.them no de ever finish.. useless country

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Crime / Re: Father Smashes His One-month-old Baby's Skull In Lagos, Blames Evil Spirit by raphy(m): 1:39pm On Apr 08, 2022
BadNews:
The Police in Lagos state have arrested a man identified as Benedict Anieze, for allegedly smashing the skull of his one-month-old baby on the ground, killing her on the spot.

The incident occurred at their residence in the Pipeline area of Idimu, Lagos State on Sunday, April 3.

Benedict was said to be at home with his wife and their baby when he suddenly went berserk, carried their child and smashed her on the ground resulting in her death.

To cover up his evil act, Benedict allegedly set his house on fire before taken to his heels.

Confirming the incident to newsmen, the spokesperson of the Lagos state police command, SP Benjamin Hundeyin, said that the police alongside neighbours tracked down the suspect to a location in the area, where he was arrested.

“There was no argument between him and his wife. He said he was possessed by evil spirits when he smashed the baby on the ground. He also set the house ablaze and ran away.

The wife cried out and after putting out the fire, they brought her to the station. The police alongside neighbours tracked him down to the place where he was arrested.

The corpse has been deposited at the Yaba General Hospital’s morgue.”

Hundeyin added that the case has been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department for further investigation.

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/4/father-allegedly-smashes-his-one-month-old-babys-skull-in-lagos-blames-evil-spirit.html

Wht a life


Na so one guy use knife to attack me yesterday and I stand face to face with him n say cut me he was scared .
Many are mad few are roaming.
Crime / Re: Beninese Cook Wanted For Stealing $10,000, Jewellery In Lagos; ₦2M Bounty by raphy(m): 1:12pm On Apr 08, 2022
This one don open new shawarma Joint so since January na now the juju clear for them eyes...

Na yahoo boy get tht things one novel comes to mind. Come easy go easy
.

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Business / Re: Bet9ja’s Website Hacked By Russian Blackcat Group, LASG Responds by raphy(m): 9:45pm On Apr 07, 2022
One if it's professional agent just hack it and it looks like a foreign hacker.

What a life but that game don chop me and I chop them bck on a good day I use 100 naira chop 21k and pay some bills at home and enjoy life ..
Life is also a gamble u win u lose u never giveup.

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Career / Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by raphy(m): 3:25pm On Apr 05, 2022
flames007:
I cant help you if you're always this pessimistic. i'm an interior decorator by profession, but i learnt interior decoration a time time when i was so broke, garri was gold to me. after three weeks of learning and they asked me if i wanted to take up a new job we'd just gotten(despite being a newbie; it takes about 3 months to master), guess what yo boy said?

The hunger in me screamed yes, and i went out there and did a splendid job. I have the utmost faith in my God-given abilities, i'd only be shortchanging myself if i let opportunity pass me by because i don't have the COMPLETE skillset.

And that analogy about driving a car when completly clueless doesn't count- that's suicide. Anyways, if you don't trust your abilities it ok, we were not all born equal.

I agree with u

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Career / Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by raphy(m): 3:24pm On Apr 05, 2022
FalseProphet1:
In your earlier post you said your friend is based abroad and comes to Nigeria to stay two weeks and then leave.

Then in your concluding part you said he has a bike and small shop and he's just hussling...

I see lies in this story.

This I have seen.


U didn't understand the writeups just de calm down
The poster self get as e be
Romance / Re: My Mom Has Refused Me On Having A Boyfriend by raphy(m): 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2022
To the poster just keep ya sef the right guy will come for you but I hope u are getting the best sex education right now if not dm so I give . before your nipples get hard n puna start itching to get fuxked
Romance / Re: My Mom Has Refused Me On Having A Boyfriend by raphy(m): 11:07pm On Mar 30, 2022
Lalami3232:
Your mama dey help you make you for no carry borehole like others but you dey here dey complain. The preeq wey dey sweet you so, you go see am tire when the time is right. Shebi your toto don dey scratch you now?? No worry my dear, you go carry borehole like others laslas but E go better say make you be borehole for your husband's house. But if you refuse to hacken to the voice of your mama/elders, these are the consequences:
1. You go carry belle when dem go dey deny
2. Dem go chop you tire like dem dey do others boreholes and laugh whenever you pass
3. You go dey pray to see your monthly period
4. STDs may be your room mate
5. You go join the league of borehole wey dey use alum and artificial tightner to package toto.

The choice is left for you to choose. But if I'm to advise you, I go say make you boost your career and brain instead of boosting your body counts. I no expect you to take my advise but I just say make I tell you sha. If you no listen, na we(street boys) na still gain am because another free toto don join our rich CV grin


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "dear young ladies wey never carry borehole for tigh, keep yourself ooooo. Nothing dey exciting for s3x when you never marry. Every reasonable man go value you when you're still intact unlike boreholes wey dey make their husbands waste 200K for DNA test"
k

This one na comedian werey na borehole him com out from o
Crime / Re: Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack: Hannah Ajewole Is Missing by raphy(m): 10:57pm On Mar 30, 2022
May she be found soon�
Celebrities / Re: Olusoji Jacobs And Blessing Douglas Marriage Crashes by raphy(m): 10:52pm On Mar 30, 2022
Looks like a force marriage to me
Crime / Re: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by raphy(m): 1:17pm On Mar 30, 2022
40 compani
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests 5 Members Of Airport Drug Syndicate, Recovers ₦19.8m Cash by raphy(m): 1:11pm On Mar 30, 2022
This one them don hammer drugs business self na money ask kyari but it's not safe in Nigeria even if u try cheap in u wil.bw caught say no to drugs..

No tribe free from crime in this shit hole
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Very Reckless Past. by raphy(m): 10:06pm On Mar 28, 2022
Dude just free ya mind enjoy her as she is wit you so when she goes away u will always remember thy u knack her well well.

But don't settle down with her olosho no de belleful with Bleep

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Education / Re: FUTO Final Year Student Found Dead In Imo, A Bottle Of Snipper Found In His Room by raphy(m): 11:15pm On Mar 27, 2022
Castino236:
Exactly how my elder brother was killed last year, and the killers organized the scenario to look like suicide...

Jesus' this ppl are heartless
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2022
MISSCONGENIALITY:
No one feeds him. Just two of us. But then it's good to socialize your dog. Make it understand that out there there are other peaceful people who do not want trouble so that when you walk it, it won't show any agressive behavior. A good dog should have a balanced temperament.
My uncle who happened to be around few months back when he first saw my dog he was like I've spoilt it with too much petting. But when she acted at night, he was proud of the dog. I introduced him to the dog and they became friends but I'm the one that gives her food. He spent two months and the dog was usually the first think he touches in the morning. Be bought alot of treats for her and called her all kinds of sweet names because he discovered how smart and intelligent she was.
This was a dog that lived withe in the house till she was 6months. She doesn't pee or poo inside. Ever since she moved to her own house, she has never peed inside.

Thts my kind of dog well done
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 4:42pm On Mar 26, 2022
InoGetJoy:

lolzzzz..guy dem thief that dog. I have one of these pet breeds, a Maltese, and I'm 100% sure the foolish dog can be easily stolen. You no even need force am, e go happily follow the thief go

Lol happily follow the thief �
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:33pm On Mar 25, 2022
mrksquare:




Fela is a philosopher now. He saw the rot long time ag it. one of his song he labeled Police station as bank. With DPO as Bank manager.

Everyone always remember
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:32pm On Mar 25, 2022
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Mine is Gsd. Got it from a notorious scary dog that even bit my finger and almost bit my breasts the they i went to pick my puppy. I was praying my girl doesn't become agressive like the father so i socialized her to an extent. She knows when she outside and won't mind you but won't let you come near me. But once we enter my gate, she knows she's in her territory and anyone coming close to my gate is an enemy. Even now i can hear her back at a car passing outside my gate. She knows someone is gett you close even from a very far distance. She also doesn't waste her bark. Only back if the person i approaching my gate. And then she goes round the house once a while and then back to her position. She also peeps at my room window and listens to my calls. She even goes to peep at the gate sometimes when she hears my neighbors opening there one get.
This my dog has made me love dogs more and I wonder if I can ever be able to live without a dog.

I like dogs who barks at strangers you will tell ppl not to feed him.only you an don't allow ppl to see him as a baby so he won't be friends with anyone only the owner and his family thts how dogs can grow n barks at strangers..
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
Emdebby2:
Them thief the dog abi the dog follow them go operation?

Thts what we are trying to gather here the dog look calm.dont even knw the country he is in
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2022
mrksquare:




You really know Nigeria police.

That was how some years ago, they robbed my dad's 42" LED TV. Just to recover the TV from the person the suspect sold it to, I had to cough 20k to fuel their vehicle. Then when the TV was eventually recovered, they were requesting for 50k before it will be giving to me. I was like how much is the TV that I should spend this much. I had to petition Commisioner of Police Rivers state who subsequently ordered the head of Anti-cultism unit to release my dad's Tv to me. Even with the directive from a higher authority, the officer in charge of the case still appealled to me to give them small thing.


The country is useless
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:24pm On Mar 25, 2022
HardMirror:
lol. Even if it is barking, it can still be stolen. Na shakara dog. I am suspecting calabar people. I remember growing up seeing them steal dogs even the aggressive ones.

See ya thinking no make sense at all u are just tribalistic so sorry get well soon
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 9:23pm On Mar 25, 2022
TOPCRUISE:

Like using olosho strategy if the dog is female.
Use her cuteness to distract the bored males. cheesy
Yes they will let her go meet the mAle dog.n they will go Robb the residents.
Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 7:59pm On Mar 25, 2022
MichaelSokoto:
safe 2 say dat ibom & ibibio boiz on d loose!
if u knw u knw!


Your mumu don do

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Crime / Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by raphy(m): 7:58pm On Mar 25, 2022
HardMirror:
they stole it. That breed is not aggressive
Ok na stupid dog be tht then my neighbor even hv the pup.
Politics / Re: Vusi Thembekwayo Boasts He Will Defeat Reno Omokri To Win Business Insider Award by raphy(m): 7:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
Our Reno wearing long sleeve in the vote the vusi man making mouth is wearing short sleeve in the vote let him just pipe down he won't take his money to heaven .

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