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Kalulu44:
@wotowotoman
@StephenOmozzy
@raphy
@Angelfrost
@Akuruoulo
@CrownOfClay724
@samirano
@thrillionaire
@EmperorIsaac

My oga I de follow your ministry weldone keep giving us good gist cold wan kee man pikin 😄😀😀

Something they for do before Salah na now they wake up.

Abi they see my post in the video post of the kidnappers.

Na God go help these kids this trauma don too much.

Happy weekend everyone

Kalulu44:
@WhizdomXX
@wotowotoman
@CrownOfClay724
@EmperorIsaac
@Akuruoulo
@samirano
@raphy
@thrillionaire
@StephenOmozzy

My man you are doing well. Happy weekend

Diamond098454:
I haven't experienced harsh or hard life but for someone to beg it means she's having a tough time and her parents can't help because they don't have.

A guy have asked me for financial help before

True 👌

When i see another guy openly say he slap a lady if you are my friend we are no more I don't make friends with toxic guys.

If she is my sister you go chop beating tht will makeke people beg for you..

I don't beat ladies no matter what. I can be angry but not to the extent to slap a lady.

I have 1sister older than me I have fight guys who are toxic I hate nonsense. I don't abuse any one but if anyone abuse my sister omo the street will know whtsip.
I am a calm person,, ✌😇

Let them eat drink and forget about the country problem for a while.

Happiness is free they say
✌😇

Yoruba culture is one of the best I love because I grew up in Lagos and my best friends are Yoruba.

See as eye wear fit some ladies and men

Very nice attires I always go ogun state when am in Lagos.

lamentor78:
We the Nigerians are the real problem, we blame the insecurity on the government , the government are they not nigerians are they from cameroon or Ghana. The soldiers and police are they not Nigerians are they Ghanaian or South Africans. Nigerians are they problem of Nigeria.

Everybody knows bandits are in the forest they use forest as hideouts but all the Nigeria Security forces leave them to wax strong in the forest as if forest is not their coverage .

Those on Nairaland are quick to cast blame because they are in their room with their borrowed data to accuse everybody , we all have failed our Nation.

This not bandits na kidnappers work doing wht other do to make money omo. Not everyone who kidnap are bandits now o.

blackmantis:
And these Bandits are people that would later say they are repentant?

This one not bandits abeg na kidnappers they are using wht is going on around the country to do there own.

It has reach a level they will close all schools, banks and market everyone should come out and protest.

Everyone keep moving on as if nothing is happening until they come back for more.. I don't even think Is bandits this one na poor criminals who need money.

Imagine, 💀😒

I think every guys need to start to defend themselves anywhere police say such if they want to arrest you and you are innocent just defend ya sef no let them hold you at all.

This seems to be the new anthem all the police officers use when they are holding guns.

Let them send them to go fight bandits let's see there Powers ..

Na gun de make them get mouth with civilian.. Some can even loan arm robbers that gun to go rob people.



Omo this country don go 😢😢

Sometimes I regret to call. Myself Nigerian. 😒

Ohraykon:
i always thought it was impossible to steal cars abroad and ship them to Nigeria, this is shocking. I feel same way about these london-used phones

They do it a lot some Interpol do notify our police and some are caught fast. A cR was stolen in Canada and thy saw it in Nigeria sharp.

Phone and laptop are stolen too or u think say na from dustbin thy pick them 😂😂😂

So many guys run amthey. Even in South Africa guys didn't it..

They don go spoil this country as well now they are sending them away what the hell is going on..

Omo if you go abroad legit just try marry over there so you get dual citizenship when your visa about to expire your wife go help you. Even some Nigerian marry another lady even if they get wife in Nigeria. All na plans 😂😂😂

Just be Smart.


My likes just de rocket up as I de active here this month. Wow 😂😂😂
Me na landlord for this forum I join as 16yr old boy. From a cyber cafe that year. Look at me now.. I have come a long way in this forum put some respect to the Guardian Angel 😇🙏🙌✌

Reference:
That is why it is best to order your vehicles directly by yourself. The internet has made it exceptionally easy though the clearing and forwarding can be tedious courtesy of our poor systems here.

Yes I have a guy man selling cars in my street sef he can order for you from abroad me sef de help am post his cars on WhatsApp na sure guy man.

Blackdisciple:
So no one around saw her parking...
To help has become a problem again

Na that one I de think abi na ghost she be? 😀😀
She must have called the real father of her child I can guess nothing anybody fit tell. Me again na plan work if you reason am well like a special detective 😀😀

This kind lady don plan am. With the real father of her child nothing anybody fit tell me. If the story is true.. The guy set no fit lie say he no chop her work since she was there abi na eyes w de use look her like furniture n😁😁.

Make he taik true make he no whine us

But to be sincere some Nigerian do fellow Nigerians this shit in Europe when they help them. I hard about a young guy whom a pastor who is a Nigerian help in Sweden or so he steal and ran away..


Omo running up and down in europe hiding in church and clubs are some ppl plans when they don't have place to stay outside the country.

To that lady h did she manage to park everything the man says and with whom?
I don't understan the story well . 😒😒

So all these people selling used foreign cars steal in another state and ship it to Lagos and some steal in abroad ship to Nigeria and open a big shop.


Omo things

Only God can judge everyone accordingly
If you work legit or you do illegal jobs one day your cup will be full. And you are caught.

Legit job is always good.

Happy last Friday of the month of mAy friends on naira land street. Stay safe and be vigilant always 🙏🙌😇

Counterigbolies:
Very soon if these countries say enough is enough and they fight back, they will start blackmailing them by calling them xenophobic.

Till tomorrow I stand with south Africa in anything they do cos I spent 3 good years there and even me I wasn't proud about what our brothers do there

In south Africa, our brothers have messed up virtually everywhere that many of us don't introduce ourselves as Nigerians and those at home who don't know anything will b quick to call them xenophobic.

An incident happened when I was there, a Nigerian was stranded and a south African family decided to accommodate him pending the time he will get something reasonable doing.

They told him to wash their cars, walk their children to school and do little garden tendering, believe u me this guy was low-key selling hard drugs under their roof that the method he deviced was to hide it inside those kids school bags so as not to b bursted at check points.

One day he forgot the hard drugs inside and the children got to school n taught it was powder and they played with it, unfortunately 3 kids died, investigation was done and the Nigerian was apprehended only for the police to release him the 3rd day after they were bribed

The south Africans found d man, killed it in the Nigerian settlement they found him n burnt all houses in the place.

The news came out here and Nigerians who don't know the story here started shouting xenophobia, I just shake head

Omo people de spoil our names everywhere ppl fhT don't travel won't know the real reason some countries are sending Africa out now I think is getting clearer.

Omo na wa o😢

Am I the only one tht see the man looking like Obi look alike?


To the story see how young she is.. Omo

Kobojunkie:
Brothers and sisters in what sense? Africans have at no time in history been united. We are talking of people who literally captured and sold over 10 million of their cousins and near distant relatives into slavery for over 1000 years under Islam alone. Right there in Nigeria, not long ago, millions of people were allowed to starve while others living less than 200km from them filled their stomachs without even a belch. 😒

Every country has the right to protect its citizenry from invaders. 😒

I understand your point so well.

Thug life
Like 2pac says
GOD BLESS THE DEAD MONEY COME EASY GO EASY.. LIFE GOES ON

One police man de road de seize Love Machine wht a sh*thole country..
Omo 💀💀

These police are fooo how can they leave main job and face a lady joy giver. Na so arm robbers go use kpai them soon they see ladies there dic is hard and they sieze there stuff to let them wait.

Mumu policing

I spent that amount on data alone in 10yrs as I no get WiFi.
Make everyone calculate wetin they eat there money too much and drop the real amount after so many yrs some lady own is Wigs and makeup kits and cosmetics and hand bags with shoes 😂😂😂

Something must help u chop. Ya Money

Federalis:
And 1985. They actually chased Nigerians twice from Ghana.

They are still doing that if they knew you don't do anything just a Yahoo guy hiding there they will chase you out

Just imagine the sh*t going on within Africa I taught they are brothers and sisters but the illegal migration is wrong is no more xenophobic now some Nigeria are back but not all go home directly some thT has nothing to show are hiding somewhere in the country due to shame. Later they will go Villa. These still there knew that they can fight for themselves. All die na die they choose to die there instead of here.

Raph82:
Yes oooo my brother, there are some decisions and risks worth taking.

See my name sake of.


How far broski 👌

I hope usef na naira land landlord 😁😁

Kalulu44:
Continuation.......
So the D day came for us to come back to Nigeria. It was Saturday morning, 8:30am flight time. We were already at the airport by 7:30am. We were checked in to departure lounge. All hope of my plans has faded.
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Then at 8:00am, I decided to just have one more try. I took an excuse to use the restroom. And to my surprise, I was granted permission to go without anyone excorting me.
Maybe they thought nobody among us has the interest of running away again or something else I just can't say.
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I found myself in a large rest room fill with people. I tapped a black dude by the shoulder and asked him if there's an exit out of the restroom apart from the one I came in with. The dude pointed out an exit which I gladly used and found myself outside the airport. All these happened within 5min.
While outside the airport, I quickly located a mosque, where I went to observe my morning prayers. And then wait for the inevitable.
Whether they searched for me or whatever I can't say cus once it was 8:30am, I began to heave a sigh of relief.
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No international flight or even local flight can delay it scheduled time bcus of one missing person. So I stayed in the mosque, went to were their library is and picked some books to read and while away the time why thinking of my next line of action.
Mind you guys, my luggage and everything in it including my Visa, passports and personal documents have been loaded into the plane.
The only thing with me was the cloth I was wearing and a $100 bill.
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I stayed at the mosque till it was nightfall. Then I went out to look for something to eat.
With the little tour we did on the first day, I could still find my way around.
Spent some $20 to get a nice meal, then went in search of a night club to while away the night.
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Saw a night club where I paid $10 to be admitted in. While inside, I sat in one quiet corner thinking about my life.
After some time, I went to the bar and took a whiskey to calm my nerves.
I went back to my corner and was watching guys and ladies of different color and race going in and coming out.
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I tried to hit the dance floor, but my mind was too preoccupied.
Before I knew it, it was 5am in the morning.
I have already promised myself daylight won't meet me outside.
The fear of immigration is the beginning of wisdom.
I hurriedly sneek back to the mosque on Sunday morning. Repeated what I did the ystday by praying and immersing myself with reading, while also thinking of the way forward for myself.
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By now my $100 has depleted to $60.
I read, sleep, wake and read again till it was night again.
I stepped out to first go eat something, after which I descended to the same night club again.
While inside the night club, this time I was at the bar having my drinks while watching people having the fun of their life.
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While having my drinks, a white lady who before was dancing with a black babe, approached me at the bar to come have a dance with her.
Lest I forget, as an Hausa/Fulani man. I was tall and handsome with fair skin.
I politely turned her down, but she insisted.
That she has been watching me closely and felt I was lonely and in a sober mood.
That I should come with her to the dance floor and forget my sorrows for the time being.
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She stretched out a hand and I took it and she dragged me down to the dance floor.
By then her female black friend was dancing with another dude.
As we were dancing and chatting, she introduced herself as Linda Birch. That she and her friend are bankers, that just came to have some Sunday night fun.
I was like wow! Inside me I thought they were hook up girls.
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So it was now my turn to introduce myself.
I told her my name is Tijani Mohammed, from Nigeria. That circumstances led me to where I am now. She didn't let me finish the circumstances statement before she exclaimed. Are you a Nigerian? I said yes and ask why she scream.
She just dragged me gently to where her friend is and started calling "Ngozi Ngozi" come and meet your brother, your fellow country man.
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Guys enjoy this while I will be back to give the juiciest part of the story.............

Nice story again the part I like is the one he leaves his passport and clothes and just escape with what he has on him I like that sharp ideas. I hope some guys facing force deportation can be smart to escape that with sense. But no be everyone they think fast 😂😂😂

Chimeluv:
The same warning every year but the Masses don't care...

You know ball jo
No mind them they want them to go do passport as they need money to pay workers na so they always do before they raise price

Raph82:
Jesus!!!
No wonder they are advising Nigerians to make sure they have valid passport. I guess they're already experiencing low patronage due to the high cost of passport.

Yes na
Because of high cost of passport people are still going Libya trying to use kitten and bribe there way across the sea.
Because of high cost of passport many Nigeria are in prison in Libya and Tunisia
Because of bad country no body want to come back home even if they don't have any where to sleep in any country they find themselves.

Because of high cost of passport are lock in Italy after they cross the sea and safely..

So many things are happening because of high cost of passport.
Na God go help the common man who still think one day naija go better same thing I was told and nothing has changed is just getting worst daily.
Just do what you know is good for your because nobody is coming to save you is you vs you in this journey of life.

Love800:
Is like you are deep inlove with security job.

Honestly sha, security is a course on its own. A good course at dat. One can get enrolled and study it in special schools. Then you can go get the experience by working with a security outfit.
Most people don't realise dis.

You can even go up with time and grace to becoming the CSO(chief security officer).

Alright.

Nice ideas you have and all you say us true