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Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
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I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
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So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
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Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
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I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
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The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
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The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
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I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
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They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
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It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
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It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
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When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

The story sweet o.
That moment the staff took her to his. Or her room I think say he don chop her work., 😂😂

How many yrs u be for here u are good in writing even as a security guard u sabi.

Weldon keep giving us sweet gist we love gist 🙏✌😁

Raph82:
What's the current cost of the passport self?

Go immigration site na
Them say na 100k now

samwash:
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
Very sweet and easy like you said.
Make I go find one Kenya, Egyptian ,Tunisian or Moroccan Babe to marry, I need their passport ASAP.
Abi their passport still easy like naija own

If you fit give her Belle first na you get her just lie for her you don build house for naija na so 😂😂

Police in this country no good at all.

My junior bro bas in Edo state an interior designer and professional painter. He does floor screeding in a yard as the work. Was going one day heavy rain fell enter someone house. He beg them when. Sun shine he will dry they stuff the person need everything new and want the money. So. My brother go report the case to police and police stand with the person that need everything new can you imagine they even lock up my brother til his lawyer vane the next day.
The matter was settle since

This country Is gone
I remember no be person wey first call police go win case omo. Na true..

nairalanda1:
It goes without saying...get the right kind of visa in your up to date passport.

Which right kinda visa de for person wey go use Ghana route go outside Africa? Many route de to use leave Africa but not by illegal route

samwash:
Maybe easy for you as a Nigerian, not by a foreigner.

You be foreigner?

Or you never get passport since?

If you are a foreigner just marry a Nigerian lol u are a citizen 😂😂

3kay945:
People that indulge in it know that is it bad and has consequences.

Is the country getting better or promising for people not to find any means necessary to JAPA ?

I'm sure the politicians dont care either you kpai here or while trying to Yapa or get cut with illegalilty

They don't care as long as there kids future is secure and money de come like water..

The passport price tht they change how do they expect a poor man to get it.
Some use NIN AS PASSPORT AS WELL.

IF YOU SAY YOU ARE A NIGERIAN IN SOME COUNTRIES THEY WILL START TO DO YOU SOMEHOW.. OMO PEOPLE ARE EVEN SCARED TO SAY THEY ARE NIGERIANS IN SOME COUNTRIES THEY WILL RATHER CHANGE EVERYTHING USING MONEY.

Even looking at the senior face you can see evil.. In her mind she think the other lady had gone for dick appointment.. Maybe they have ish before and she use tht moment to wicked her.


The matter go doh tay no be tht day he start I guess. Na want o. 😢

R. I. P to the dead

VIKTO83:
Is the school located in d forest?
How did they cart away with such number of persons?
Did they come with aeroplane?

Na wetin I de think o.
Day light for that matter people de look poor people children omo 😢

We don't have a country anymore..they have sold it to kidnappers and bandits even the poor is not even safe the rich are all getting army and police security omo.

If you ar still breathing free daily thank God o 😭😭

[quote author=Sonofgod1990 post=139526826]My girlfriend own no Big reach dis one shaa. Na management we dey[/quote
So you no sabi make ya gf boobs swell as a man. 😂😂😂 massage it and put mouth evey time una meet e go de swell a only some models boobs no de gree swell like de use pestle press am 😂😂. I like big breast o.

Kaborvibez:
House please wait,cos i don't get it clearly....Shey we can't fight this terrorist Thou nobody can recognize them In the community because it's not written on their face...
Infact it's not all fulanis and others are all responsible for all this KIDNAPPINGS & KILLINGS...Other tribe might be involve also like YORUBA, HAUSA & FULANIS....
But everybody believe HAUSA OR FULANI are all responsible for all this crime..Some of all this KIDNAPPINGS might be family or friends arrangement...
So how do we now recognize CRIMINAL in our COMMUNITIES
So,as for me if i have the OPPORTUNITY to ask or be a year PRESIDO, I'll look for way to separate this country by TRIBE... Because seems this country it's too BIGGER than our GOVERNMENT to handle..
Please, house am i making sense at allAs i don't understand myself..
Can someone lecture me cause am not intelligent at all and am totally confuse.. House please help me out..

You have a valid point same thing am saying in my other post.

People that knows they have money are the ones kidnapping even family members that knew they have family outside the country can use the security gain entrance into the house and the security will pretend he don't know them.

Our street security guard was drunk and he began to o threaten is other guard like he will call guys to kill him and he will collect money. The guy just told me this morning after he return from shift since on Sunday.. They just employ them not up to a month that one threatening was there first . The street will do something about that one soon. Omo ppl bad o.

Sonofgod1990:
Dis lady bwess go make sense

Breast merchant spotted well done
Try enjoy your gf breast na free this one for another person.

If anyone say na Fulani na thunder go fire he person this one is can be some one well known to them and knew they have money. Nothing like Fulani again.

Pwoatr tying to use kidnap make quick money now it's getting too much.

This country is gone already no sleep for poor man again stay awake and keep your ears on . Omo

The oldest profession known to man is hookup and prostitution.

Nothing to say again.

Next story please

uuzba:
Chinese do things in unity.
You have come with your Nigerian jaga-jaga anyhowness
You can't see anything wrong in one child being sleepy when all the others are fully awake
It is neither mid day, nor time to sleep.
The boy should be awake like the others.
Something is wrong in his home

True but nigeia chairs not good for sleeping you will just put head down while your waistline is bed which is not good. I think all kids not to be giving. Beds in class to sleep. I knw some some schools have it

As he didn't sleep at night flying with his coven people let him sleep during the day as na kid he is not written jamb.

Not every kid in that class are human. I have work in a schol before so. I know what am saying.

Drsnives:
I guess you no see the thread Weh a nairalander prepared owl chop.. I no get the link I for show you.. Na better meat nah

Lol I no want to see
Self u can enjoy all the bird in the world. Me de select O 😂😂

One chance and hookup are the 2 things that can make her lost her life a friend told me her sis was in onechance car for like 4 days be they drop her off thy have already beat her inside the car till her skin was red and black she almost die she was not doing hookup just going out and mistake enter there car. That abuja one chance is too much now.

Drsnives:
The first day I tested parrot meat..
Yummy. It tastes like dove meat

Go eat 🦉 come back to gist us 😂😂 make we see if e de Sweet

webincomeplus:
Exactly. But ostrich meat is sweeter. That one tastes exactly like eagle meat. But swan meat and sparrow meat are even sweeter. The oga patapata of them all is vulture meat. That one sweet die!

PS. Na joke I dey o. Since some people have decided to eat all birds into extinction, I decided to key in with some joke

. People can eat anything!

Lol 😂😂😂 you de play with bird make the person go eat night Birds 🦉😂😂

Teelabo:
I have similar parrot that I bought from an Aboki. This specie is called Senegal parrots, mine isn't talking yet and its been up to 4months I bought it, from my findings, you will be the one that will teach them how to talk via talking in front of them regularly

Ok thanks🙏🙇 I appreciate I am trying my best to make them taik I always taik to them but they are still scared lol

femi4:
They do talk

Don’t expect instant talking. Some parrots start within months, some take years, and some mainly whistle or imitate sounds around the house like phone ringtone, laugh etc

Thanks I keep getting to know there behavior each month. They always turn tthere food plate upside down when hungry.

Same thing they did to me when i was in school. This one is well plan work I think he didn't work alone unless he off his phone and use another line they will still catch him of h has left the country to Ghana to enjoy the money they will still catch him.

Some school owners sha. This one day de smoke igbo get strong mind to wicked people. Omo.

May our week be blessed final week of may 🙏🙌

Goo0dHardDick:
Yeah, we told him this too that alot of women died along with their child during child birth but his was successful.

Dude no even send us at all. He said he was eargly expecting a son. I guess he already has a way of celebrating the delivery if it was a boy child.

What does he mean by Eargarly didn't she show him the baby girl scan when still in the womb. Let him thank God regardless.
A child can bring good luck regardless of gend

The skinny guy just started working newly I guess his stomach supposed big 😂😂

Thief kee them there imagine legit hustler go think say na good people before.
This life no balance

Same people tht produce fake wines and fake stuff na them local champion. Omo no be mouka form this one na fake.

Biodun1929:
Exactly what I was thinking. See all the boobs outside and she went to sed a grieving guy like that.. The guy is grieving it doesn't mean his thing will stop reacting to stimulus.

She knows what she was doing now she don go viral na her plans be that see her boobs na full one 😂

RYEOFARMS:
I keep em too
Indian ringed necks
Yes they do talk but the trick is to handrails them from young most breeders don't do that its more difficult training them at that age you got them because it'dtake time beforethey get to trust you at all before they are now even calm enoughto learn

You have better chances with raisingthem from day one of their lives

Thanks the lady that brought them is based in UK she gave me to take care of. They were already with many feathers when they where bought from aboki but where still small now thy are grown and fat head and still scared of me when I approach the cage to put food but when am walking away they squack like thet want to call me bck sometimes I allowe the aggressive one to come down and stroll in yard he try to fly but can't.

The way she dress will determine how he wanted to cure the grief 😁😁 guy need to have erection nothing do us na th lady dress sense to curse that one 😁😁 see her boobs sef for capcut 😁😂