₦airaland Forum

lamentor78:
We the Nigerians are the real problem, we blame the insecurity on the government , the government are they not nigerians are they from cameroon or Ghana. The soldiers and police are they not Nigerians are they Ghanaian or South Africans. Nigerians are they problem of Nigeria.

Everybody knows bandits are in the forest they use forest as hideouts but all the Nigeria Security forces leave them to wax strong in the forest as if forest is not their coverage .

Those on Nairaland are quick to cast blame because they are in their room with their borrowed data to accuse everybody , we all have failed our Nation.

This not bandits na kidnappers work doing wht other do to make money omo. Not everyone who kidnap are bandits now o.

blackmantis:
And these Bandits are people that would later say they are repentant?

This one not bandits abeg na kidnappers they are using wht is going on around the country to do there own.

It has reach a level they will close all schools, banks and market everyone should come out and protest.

Everyone keep moving on as if nothing is happening until they come back for more.. I don't even think Is bandits this one na poor criminals who need money.

Imagine, 💀😒

I think every guys need to start to defend themselves anywhere police say such if they want to arrest you and you are innocent just defend ya sef no let them hold you at all.

This seems to be the new anthem all the police officers use when they are holding guns.

Let them send them to go fight bandits let's see there Powers ..

Na gun de make them get mouth with civilian.. Some can even loan arm robbers that gun to go rob people.



Omo this country don go 😢😢

Sometimes I regret to call. Myself Nigerian. 😒

Ohraykon:
i always thought it was impossible to steal cars abroad and ship them to Nigeria, this is shocking. I feel same way about these london-used phones

They do it a lot some Interpol do notify our police and some are caught fast. A cR was stolen in Canada and thy saw it in Nigeria sharp.

Phone and laptop are stolen too or u think say na from dustbin thy pick them 😂😂😂

So many guys run amthey. Even in South Africa guys didn't it..

They don go spoil this country as well now they are sending them away what the hell is going on..

Omo if you go abroad legit just try marry over there so you get dual citizenship when your visa about to expire your wife go help you. Even some Nigerian marry another lady even if they get wife in Nigeria. All na plans 😂😂😂

Just be Smart.


My likes just de rocket up as I de active here this month. Wow 😂😂😂
Me na landlord for this forum I join as 16yr old boy. From a cyber cafe that year. Look at me now.. I have come a long way in this forum put some respect to the Guardian Angel 😇🙏🙌✌

Reference:
That is why it is best to order your vehicles directly by yourself. The internet has made it exceptionally easy though the clearing and forwarding can be tedious courtesy of our poor systems here.

Yes I have a guy man selling cars in my street sef he can order for you from abroad me sef de help am post his cars on WhatsApp na sure guy man.

Blackdisciple:
So no one around saw her parking...
To help has become a problem again

Na that one I de think abi na ghost she be? 😀😀
She must have called the real father of her child I can guess nothing anybody fit tell. Me again na plan work if you reason am well like a special detective 😀😀

This kind lady don plan am. With the real father of her child nothing anybody fit tell me. If the story is true.. The guy set no fit lie say he no chop her work since she was there abi na eyes w de use look her like furniture n😁😁.

Make he taik true make he no whine us

But to be sincere some Nigerian do fellow Nigerians this shit in Europe when they help them. I hard about a young guy whom a pastor who is a Nigerian help in Sweden or so he steal and ran away..


Omo running up and down in europe hiding in church and clubs are some ppl plans when they don't have place to stay outside the country.

To that lady h did she manage to park everything the man says and with whom?
I don't understan the story well . 😒😒

So all these people selling used foreign cars steal in another state and ship it to Lagos and some steal in abroad ship to Nigeria and open a big shop.


Omo things

Only God can judge everyone accordingly
If you work legit or you do illegal jobs one day your cup will be full. And you are caught.

Legit job is always good.

Happy last Friday of the month of mAy friends on naira land street. Stay safe and be vigilant always 🙏🙌😇

Counterigbolies:
Very soon if these countries say enough is enough and they fight back, they will start blackmailing them by calling them xenophobic.

Till tomorrow I stand with south Africa in anything they do cos I spent 3 good years there and even me I wasn't proud about what our brothers do there

In south Africa, our brothers have messed up virtually everywhere that many of us don't introduce ourselves as Nigerians and those at home who don't know anything will b quick to call them xenophobic.

An incident happened when I was there, a Nigerian was stranded and a south African family decided to accommodate him pending the time he will get something reasonable doing.

They told him to wash their cars, walk their children to school and do little garden tendering, believe u me this guy was low-key selling hard drugs under their roof that the method he deviced was to hide it inside those kids school bags so as not to b bursted at check points.

One day he forgot the hard drugs inside and the children got to school n taught it was powder and they played with it, unfortunately 3 kids died, investigation was done and the Nigerian was apprehended only for the police to release him the 3rd day after they were bribed

The south Africans found d man, killed it in the Nigerian settlement they found him n burnt all houses in the place.

The news came out here and Nigerians who don't know the story here started shouting xenophobia, I just shake head

Omo people de spoil our names everywhere ppl fhT don't travel won't know the real reason some countries are sending Africa out now I think is getting clearer.

Omo na wa o😢

Am I the only one tht see the man looking like Obi look alike?


To the story see how young she is.. Omo

Kobojunkie:
Brothers and sisters in what sense? Africans have at no time in history been united. We are talking of people who literally captured and sold over 10 million of their cousins and near distant relatives into slavery for over 1000 years under Islam alone. Right there in Nigeria, not long ago, millions of people were allowed to starve while others living less than 200km from them filled their stomachs without even a belch. 😒

Every country has the right to protect its citizenry from invaders. 😒

I understand your point so well.

Thug life
Like 2pac says
GOD BLESS THE DEAD MONEY COME EASY GO EASY.. LIFE GOES ON

One police man de road de seize Love Machine wht a sh*thole country..
Omo 💀💀

These police are fooo how can they leave main job and face a lady joy giver. Na so arm robbers go use kpai them soon they see ladies there dic is hard and they sieze there stuff to let them wait.

Mumu policing

I spent that amount on data alone in 10yrs as I no get WiFi.
Make everyone calculate wetin they eat there money too much and drop the real amount after so many yrs some lady own is Wigs and makeup kits and cosmetics and hand bags with shoes 😂😂😂

Something must help u chop. Ya Money

Federalis:
And 1985. They actually chased Nigerians twice from Ghana.

They are still doing that if they knew you don't do anything just a Yahoo guy hiding there they will chase you out

Just imagine the sh*t going on within Africa I taught they are brothers and sisters but the illegal migration is wrong is no more xenophobic now some Nigeria are back but not all go home directly some thT has nothing to show are hiding somewhere in the country due to shame. Later they will go Villa. These still there knew that they can fight for themselves. All die na die they choose to die there instead of here.

Raph82:
Yes oooo my brother, there are some decisions and risks worth taking.

See my name sake of.


How far broski 👌

I hope usef na naira land landlord 😁😁

Kalulu44:
Continuation.......
So the D day came for us to come back to Nigeria. It was Saturday morning, 8:30am flight time. We were already at the airport by 7:30am. We were checked in to departure lounge. All hope of my plans has faded.
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Then at 8:00am, I decided to just have one more try. I took an excuse to use the restroom. And to my surprise, I was granted permission to go without anyone excorting me.
Maybe they thought nobody among us has the interest of running away again or something else I just can't say.
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I found myself in a large rest room fill with people. I tapped a black dude by the shoulder and asked him if there's an exit out of the restroom apart from the one I came in with. The dude pointed out an exit which I gladly used and found myself outside the airport. All these happened within 5min.
While outside the airport, I quickly located a mosque, where I went to observe my morning prayers. And then wait for the inevitable.
Whether they searched for me or whatever I can't say cus once it was 8:30am, I began to heave a sigh of relief.
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No international flight or even local flight can delay it scheduled time bcus of one missing person. So I stayed in the mosque, went to were their library is and picked some books to read and while away the time why thinking of my next line of action.
Mind you guys, my luggage and everything in it including my Visa, passports and personal documents have been loaded into the plane.
The only thing with me was the cloth I was wearing and a $100 bill.
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I stayed at the mosque till it was nightfall. Then I went out to look for something to eat.
With the little tour we did on the first day, I could still find my way around.
Spent some $20 to get a nice meal, then went in search of a night club to while away the night.
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Saw a night club where I paid $10 to be admitted in. While inside, I sat in one quiet corner thinking about my life.
After some time, I went to the bar and took a whiskey to calm my nerves.
I went back to my corner and was watching guys and ladies of different color and race going in and coming out.
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I tried to hit the dance floor, but my mind was too preoccupied.
Before I knew it, it was 5am in the morning.
I have already promised myself daylight won't meet me outside.
The fear of immigration is the beginning of wisdom.
I hurriedly sneek back to the mosque on Sunday morning. Repeated what I did the ystday by praying and immersing myself with reading, while also thinking of the way forward for myself.
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By now my $100 has depleted to $60.
I read, sleep, wake and read again till it was night again.
I stepped out to first go eat something, after which I descended to the same night club again.
While inside the night club, this time I was at the bar having my drinks while watching people having the fun of their life.
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While having my drinks, a white lady who before was dancing with a black babe, approached me at the bar to come have a dance with her.
Lest I forget, as an Hausa/Fulani man. I was tall and handsome with fair skin.
I politely turned her down, but she insisted.
That she has been watching me closely and felt I was lonely and in a sober mood.
That I should come with her to the dance floor and forget my sorrows for the time being.
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She stretched out a hand and I took it and she dragged me down to the dance floor.
By then her female black friend was dancing with another dude.
As we were dancing and chatting, she introduced herself as Linda Birch. That she and her friend are bankers, that just came to have some Sunday night fun.
I was like wow! Inside me I thought they were hook up girls.
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So it was now my turn to introduce myself.
I told her my name is Tijani Mohammed, from Nigeria. That circumstances led me to where I am now. She didn't let me finish the circumstances statement before she exclaimed. Are you a Nigerian? I said yes and ask why she scream.
She just dragged me gently to where her friend is and started calling "Ngozi Ngozi" come and meet your brother, your fellow country man.
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Guys enjoy this while I will be back to give the juiciest part of the story.............

Nice story again the part I like is the one he leaves his passport and clothes and just escape with what he has on him I like that sharp ideas. I hope some guys facing force deportation can be smart to escape that with sense. But no be everyone they think fast 😂😂😂

Chimeluv:
The same warning every year but the Masses don't care...

You know ball jo
No mind them they want them to go do passport as they need money to pay workers na so they always do before they raise price

Raph82:
Jesus!!!
No wonder they are advising Nigerians to make sure they have valid passport. I guess they're already experiencing low patronage due to the high cost of passport.

Yes na
Because of high cost of passport people are still going Libya trying to use kitten and bribe there way across the sea.
Because of high cost of passport many Nigeria are in prison in Libya and Tunisia
Because of bad country no body want to come back home even if they don't have any where to sleep in any country they find themselves.

Because of high cost of passport are lock in Italy after they cross the sea and safely..

So many things are happening because of high cost of passport.
Na God go help the common man who still think one day naija go better same thing I was told and nothing has changed is just getting worst daily.
Just do what you know is good for your because nobody is coming to save you is you vs you in this journey of life.

Love800:
Is like you are deep inlove with security job.

Honestly sha, security is a course on its own. A good course at dat. One can get enrolled and study it in special schools. Then you can go get the experience by working with a security outfit.
Most people don't realise dis.

You can even go up with time and grace to becoming the CSO(chief security officer).

Alright.

Nice ideas you have and all you say us true

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
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I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
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So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
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Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
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I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
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The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
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The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
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I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
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They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
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It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
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It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
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When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

The story sweet o.
That moment the staff took her to his. Or her room I think say he don chop her work., 😂😂

How many yrs u be for here u are good in writing even as a security guard u sabi.

Weldon keep giving us sweet gist we love gist 🙏✌😁

Raph82:
What's the current cost of the passport self?

Go immigration site na
Them say na 100k now

samwash:
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
Very sweet and easy like you said.
Make I go find one Kenya, Egyptian ,Tunisian or Moroccan Babe to marry, I need their passport ASAP.
Abi their passport still easy like naija own

If you fit give her Belle first na you get her just lie for her you don build house for naija na so 😂😂

Police in this country no good at all.

My junior bro bas in Edo state an interior designer and professional painter. He does floor screeding in a yard as the work. Was going one day heavy rain fell enter someone house. He beg them when. Sun shine he will dry they stuff the person need everything new and want the money. So. My brother go report the case to police and police stand with the person that need everything new can you imagine they even lock up my brother til his lawyer vane the next day.
The matter was settle since

This country Is gone
I remember no be person wey first call police go win case omo. Na true..

nairalanda1:
It goes without saying...get the right kind of visa in your up to date passport.

Which right kinda visa de for person wey go use Ghana route go outside Africa? Many route de to use leave Africa but not by illegal route

samwash:
Maybe easy for you as a Nigerian, not by a foreigner.

You be foreigner?

Or you never get passport since?

If you are a foreigner just marry a Nigerian lol u are a citizen 😂😂

3kay945:
People that indulge in it know that is it bad and has consequences.

Is the country getting better or promising for people not to find any means necessary to JAPA ?

I'm sure the politicians dont care either you kpai here or while trying to Yapa or get cut with illegalilty

They don't care as long as there kids future is secure and money de come like water..