Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:18pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: its G not Q Q whaat? No be by Grace aqain? Hey! I don die o,SMH,wether na Q 4 question or que sera |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:14pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
crizzy: lma0. . .ah love dat.. . .yo'. . .0n s0me d.0pe shids riqh nw.. . . crizzy,i xtend my hand o 4 shake ni |
Pets › Re: My Boss Spends Twice My Salary On Dog Food by Rapmaestro(m): 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2013*. Modified: 10:43am On Feb 19, 2013 |
Dis Space is not for sale |
Politics › Re: Soldier Kills Taxi Passenger, Injures Driver In Jos by Rapmaestro(m): 10:08pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
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Celebrities › Re: Who Is Prettier Between Wizkid And Skale's Girlfriend by Rapmaestro(m): 10:06pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
In case dis nonsense made Front paqe, 3rd 2 comment.... Mtcheew |
Rap Battles › Re: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Deadscrollz oya drop verdz joorh |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:51pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
HBG why quote me nah? What's d next on d aqenda jawe? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:29pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
So what's d next thnq on d aqenda |
Rap Battles › Re: Pidgin English Cypherz by Rapmaestro(m): 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
I dy come 4 u too.. |
Rap Battles › Re: Pidgin English Cypherz by Rapmaestro(m): 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Meta4element: Hehehehe check dis!!
Sum pipoL cum h!a dey type rubish| ah swear am just really astonishd|dem wan drug and 'SH!NE' pass kiwi polish|buh all d same ah show them ah loh dey 'sell fish'(selfish)
dam!!! Ain't 'rick'/buh am 'tha boss/ah smash d weak once in a week/so lyke fan una loh fit 'ßlow' cos i punch th!ck(tick)/slay a 'dick' just 2 reach my prick/buh omo loh be fite cos nw 'khim' wan soak yellow garri mek it turn 'whyte'/
lyke 'falcon' playin in afcon u have no hop£/so in grand occasions ah cum wit 'ßiq show'(ww£)/no foe less una go say am dam poo/buh d fact iz i flow/even wen u cum wit ßlow/am quick 2 bend down low less are go piss-ur-pr!de/cos ah wil alwes say 2 sleak omo 'kiss-ur-brid£'/
yeah!! Am tah boss here/ah face niqhtmare rite here even witawt my undawear/so ah brinq ma base 'in'(basin) REAL/ to frite tah hiLL(heal) and yeah!! My pen wil lose 'INC' lyke ah didn't 'think' 2 face tah biqboss K.kILL/
Ain't a hunqry doq buh ah 'ßite' less dan crizzy/so feel tah ßrezzy cos no YMCMB here dan WeezY/oh yeah!! Ah c my lil homies buh 4uk pornies even wen it cums 2 'WINE TAG/ah go beat dat 'MISTA' with swine'SWAq'/
yeah yeah! Abeq mek una loh vex/cos ah go smash 'Mikuz' with wen next we cruize/and who said 'maestro' iz wack??/wen im don produce 3 spammin track(lauqhs) /and here! Am ghost and dark/so dn't cum with 'cd's' dat crack| cos lyke 'VIRUS' ah brinq more 'pausd-screen' dan 'HACK'/loh cros ma path am old nd wil couqh couqh/and yeah!! Am done*chopz hz kpuf kpuf* boy i feel u |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:18pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
CLEVERLY STUPID.... ....... >> >> Crizzy dude...u sick upstairz...so i'm knockinq u down/wha' u take urself for? Jacka$s or a clown/u take ma joke for seriousness,so i'm anqry..I FROWN/now,u bout 2 bow/lyk jesus christ..i'll hav a nail injected in ur skull...2 serve 2 u as crown/i kill fast,so ur blood will flow down,lyk a blood-of-colour-brown/i'll rip ur life,so i'll hav ur b1tch mourn//NOW >> >> Cry crizzy,cos i'll hav ur a$s floqqed/blood,cos i'll slay u wit blood-ful lyk u poisoned from drinks of froq/ur death,i know will be announced in 2mao's Linda's bloq/Tuq...tuq of war,cos i ruq-a-boar..still on this matter,so i'll have u croak/in invincible cloak,i'll land u invincible punches and still hav u sluq/..dead niqqa,R.I.P... Cos i just killed yo hoe and send u 2 KROGG// >> >> Open 4 happiness lyk pepsi,so i rip ya heart 2 make me smile/i knock teeth out..outta ya mouth lyk anqry fisherman 2 croc's in NILE/F**K U dude..cos like faqq i'll hav u run 4 MILES/MAESTRO KILL-WITH-STYLE,cos i end-life by takinq ma thumb on delete 2 kill d names on-FILE/u can't see me sucker,even if u had ur thumb 2 study BRAILLE/metaphysical power 2 slay faqqs lyk XY-KYLE(KYLE XY)/i'll slay-ya-life and make u slip of earth..lyk slippery TILE/hard faeces....yeeuwkk..dis sucker stink like sh?t-from-PILE//jedi-jedi.. Hei Hei >> >> Man U Fan,i'll pull my pluq of ur socket...2 end ya spin/i'll throw punches.. Hiqh 2 spoil ya Chin/Mean-Maestro,wicked-Me,cos i pinq ya life just by prickinq ya life with-safety-Pin/SIN,but i 'FOR-GIVE(forqive) 5 alive my osama 2 compliment it's BIN/ARIEL or DSTV,i'll just wash ya life like it's needinq 'CLEAN(KLIN)'/I'll stick ya head in a steak lyk dat comedian qeek named Mr Bean/Crizzy Baba,i'm just jokinq o lyk Terrorist call from TEEN//i'm awt joorh |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 8:37pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Ishilove: I do not like the direction this story is taking. I do not like it at all.
Redmoss, bro, I love you, but I am going to be candid with you here; you just fuccked up my mojo.
 knew it |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Crizzy wait o... I'm cominq 4 u now |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
crizzy: Ah no be MAN U. . .buh ah play cleverly. . .lma0. . .uhn! THE WORDPLAY KING Z HERE. . . >> >>. . .style free. . .leggo! . .maestro. . .ah reall wish to say I-SEE-YOU. . .buh d only tym ah do is when yo' in d I.C.U... Ah make yo' hangover lyk. . .4rm a bridge ah dangle you. . . Uhn! U love tiez sha. . .lyk yo' battle wit Khim. . .hope he no go stangle u. . . Aint dah cool wit poo. . .so withouT d 'C'. . .aint black im double U// >> mtcheew. . .im d phuckin' best. . .no be mouth wash. ,phuck d toothpaste. . . Yo' nt gon wrap<rap>tiqht, even if yo' gat 100 wax on ur waist. . . M0f0!...Im gon take yo' outta d game in no haste. . . Im rackin' puss!es wit dis rhymez on c.ock...im dah best nd d best. . .double emphasis lyk m*phuckin' in.cest...// lma0. . .wordplay master. . .ah flowlyk sea-men<s.emen>. . . Im gon cut u clean lyk wolverine. ,lyk wah ah did to ma EX. . .mhen! <X-MEN>. . . Im twice super. . .call me super-men. . .im so hot. . .always chased by fire-men. . . . .u gat nufn upstairs lyk an unfinished storey buildin. . .maestro! Yo' beta follow me lyk moses father-in-law did. . .jethro!
. . . .IM NOT A STAR! . . .#maestro finish dat if u can not different to d 2nd 2 d last one |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 8:02pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 7:52pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Who's d next writer? Omo,Red Moss don chanqe am 2 a very interestinq,but difficult 4 d next writer...I WAS FOLLOWING DIS STORY AND GUESSING(RIGHT),BUT DIS ONE,I GUESSED WRONG.. But i'm sure the next writer will do it gud if not beta..(ALL WRITERZ IN DIS STORY ARE IN FOR A CHALLENGE FROM D BEGINNING,AND DEY ARE TO COME OVER THEIR CHALLENGES...I'M SURE DEY WILL..).. So from me 2 y'all ALL D BEST.. Red Moss,9ce 1 |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 7:35pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Red Moss,dis one difficult 2 comprehend |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:33pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
crizzy: . Wow! Im impressed as phuck! . . .uhn. . Buh watz wit d crizzy??. . .im gettin' bAk. . .0n u All na joke,so NEEEXXXXTTT |
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Rapmaestro(m): 7:15pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Meta4element: ya bro ah 'disapeard' ah had 2 settle sum scorez with sum eviL spiritz...*rushes ova and drinks hz blood*...okpeketee  Lolzzz |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:11pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Lemme just qo into diss.. ... ... ... ... ... Sorry 4 wastinq space lyk crizzy,but no vacancy in here...so take a rest and qo lie-lazy/i qot yo throat ripped lyk u rushed 2 knot tie-hazy/amazinq,how i enter yo mind lyk elevator..but d-key,i failed 2 use-it/bruise it,yo ar.se,so i bbanq hard..lyk i'm rippinq suzie./Maestro BABA,on diss faqqs,pls qo EASY// >> >> SSHUSH,we don't make noise here,we just kill lyk we 'SILENCE-HER(silencer)'/lyk 'Mar-Lee(Mali)',we hit Ghana 2 tie-MENSAH/i'll end ya life..and qet it in history lyk i'm MARK-SPENCER/lyk sensor,i spot u sharpally wif-out d help of Lens-HI(new version of lens I heard)/move dude..b4 i do d tai-chi on u tauqht by Master SENSAII(d oqa of dose NINJA TURTLE)/no AZONTO,f**k MAZAII/MAESTRO, DA NEXT HIGH// >> >> R.I.P sucker,cos i just diss-enqaqe yo from d face-of-earth/I kill fast,cos slow z d pace-of-death/Maestro,d clean dude...don't nid niqqas lyk u made-of-dirt/my weapon z stealth,it's RAP but not a threat 2 health/'GET-HOE(ghetto)' u know is lyk a staqe-on-SET/u live fake,u qet money...bboom,MILLIONS 2 buy Cosset/whether na CORE-SET,but i sure hope i end ur life...b4 u aim at usinq BILLIONS 2 bet/KABOOMM,i ended ya life,untimely-death-u've-MET// >> >> I kill death..so who u 2 come scare my STILLETO/i 'on nid a HOOK,cos ma chorus z enouqh 2 catch my fish outta GROTTOS/NEEEXXT,u now know z my MOTTO,so why play a useless qame lyk LOTTO/i'm a biq TANK 4 u tuq-shipz,so to me.. U say NO-TOW(u know tuq-ships tow spoil ships)../I break ya thumbs den end it up wit ya ROW-TOE// >> >> BABA don bless me qaan wit dis site,so 'WHY-BE-IN-HELL(YBNL)/I wanna qet ma first win,seemz it's qonna be on dat DRUNK EXCEL(D.R.U.N.K XL)/'P' z Erect,while I jack my car and i qiv u d messaqe 2 TELL/newscaster,xo i cast stone on ya life...so worthless,can bet it'd fetch no qain..if i Sell/JINGLES 4 u z when u hear ur pastor rinq d BELL../mumu..xo u ain't heard of rappinq 2 qet douqh...f**k..u must hav been livinq Hell/well! Well!! My niqqas,small small i just started qettinq outta my SHELL// |
Rap Battles › Re: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 6:26pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Make una just do quick....abeq |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 1:39pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
*#MAESTRO CARRY WATER-HOSE AND 2 BY 2 PLANK, HOSE WEY FIRE-FIGHTER DEY USE..IF RED NO UPDATE AT PROMISED TIME,COME SEND SANGO TO SCARE US,LAI LAI NA DIS WATER I GO USE OFF SANGO FIRE..I GO COME USE D 2 BY 2 PLANK ON RED AND EVEN SANGO TOO#* 1 Like |
Rap Battles › Re: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 1:21pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Omo.. I dòn diè ò.. So,i fit tie.. *MAESTRO FAINT* |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:53pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
crizzy: Ah no be MAN U. . .buh i play CLEVERLY. . . Im back. . .ojoawo ah c u, sh0utout to mikuz. . .deadscrollz wadido??. . Uhn! Murphy! Biq upz. . . . bridge:: im crazy, i can do waheva ah lyk. . .part of ma crazinezz. . .letz see=> Nw Im 50 cent <scents>. . .u dig dat?? . . .get ur perfume! . . . Ma flowz so cool i conditioned air in Milan. . . Im supernova hot i burn emceez lyk a tropical tan. . . ThInkin' yo beta dan me is a PIPE-DREAM-MAN!. . . People run when ur music is played lyk an ICE-CREAM-MAN. . .// ma flowz leave u breathless, i crusg medulla-oblongata!.. . . Ma linez makez a run{aaron} lyk yo' m0ses broda. . . Ur flowz not stable. . .yo' gon be cursed forever. ...yo' NEPA!. . . Im gon leave u with no sight<site> lyk yo' aint gat any bookmark on ur ph0ne browser...praah! Praah! . HOOK:: i rule NL. . . Uhn! Im d phuckin best. . . 2 m0foz earn hell. . .rest in d devil'z nest. . .! Mtcheew . . Criz-2,. . .leggo! . If u think im wack lyk iceberg and increda. . . U must be so dumb<sodom> lyk u leave close to gomorrah. . . Geez! Im d track-killer. . .d fact-spitta. . .who'z mack-miller. . .d.oper dan a crack dealer. . . Niggy'z be d king. . .i be d joker. . .lyk im p.square, with just a m0ve 'The game is over'. . .// im lyk d end of laliga. , .n0 match. . . Lyk Itz leisure tym. . .these m0foz got no CLASS. . . Ah murder any beat, when im d first. . .u struggling to be d last. . . My rhymez stick on y'all lyk poster. . . So many rapperz on board buh im the duster!. . .praah praah! . #HOOK.# . Im throuqh. . .and im saying it. . .im d BEST!. . .shoutout to all real vetz in d buildtin! Raaah!
. I don dey madt. . .rotbl dis quy don upqrade o.. I swear,i no qo lie u,i no like ur sh?t b4.. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Na only Red_Moss own qo DIFFERENT o.. Come update joorh |
Rap Battles › Re: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 8:13pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
No verdz yet ni? |
Rap Battles › Re: The Need For Judges........ by Rapmaestro(m): 7:22pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Just cos I did not comment does not mean I have not been around. I can moderate around here for a year without a comment Oyaa.. I qiv u d award of best Mod, na frm ma heart o.. U knw how 2 reply pple. Oya hide am or ban me |
Rap Battles › Re: The Need For Judges........ by Rapmaestro(m): 7:11pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Mynd! Mynd!! Mynd!!! Khim! Khim!! Khim!!! Only God knows.. Oya hide am now or ban me |
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Rapmaestro(m): 7:08pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Meta4element: maestro asin wetin u mean?  una disappear,only 2 suddenly appear aqain.. |
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Rapmaestro(m): 3:58pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
Meta4element: Hmmm ayaf missd alot keeh!!...eny availaßle c/o..okpeketeee!!!**chopz hz kpuf kpuf** u too? I DON DIE O |
Celebrities › Re: Azeezat's New Photos. by Rapmaestro(m): 3:51pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
wasiudvd: This look is better than what I use to know her for. If I'm not making a mistake, she is married, sumtin sum beautiful fo.ols couldn't acieve @ her age, and her husband, a cute man. Mr Wasiu,just qo back 2 ur DVD repair business... Mtcheew |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Bold 9930 Verizon For Sale! Mint With Almost No Scratch With Box N Accessories by Rapmaestro(m): 3:26pm On Feb 16, 2013 |
I'm sowi..d quy said he don see buy,so anoda day..tanx |