₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,365 members, 8,421,558 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 June 2026 at 04:12 PM

Toggle theme

Rapmaestro's Posts

Nairaland ForumRapmaestro's ProfileRapmaestro's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 (of 135 pages)

Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 8:48am On Feb 19, 2013
TIE BREAKER...SLEDGE HAMMER ON HAND
I enta lyk Julius Aqwu,so b sure 2 see me crack dis faqq's rib/i baq chips,insert in dis suckas hip 2 make him spit-deep/dis dude ain't qat douqh,xo he claps in church while i spray 9's(nice) 4 tithe and jump 2 qet a hiqh-leap/praise dah lord niqqa b4 i rip ur brain....sprain ur hip on pulpit 2 qet ma-lord's-beep//
>>
INCREDa niqqa,f**k u...cos i'll INCREDibly slit ya throat 2 hav ya forced spit-in(spittinq)/MAESTRO z mean so lyk INCREDible hulk,i'll spoil ya qreen(qrin) by qivinq punches 2 spoil ur false-chin/do b1tch niqqa,don't commit iincest lyk u wanna f**k ya 'CURSE-IN(cousin)'/i bust-inn 2 qet hiqh 2 qiv dis f00l a PUNCH-spin/i'll drown u niqqa...even if u b fish wit larqe and lonq FIN/f**k..now i know u not touqh..cos i've tested my Core-spit on ur cursed-sKIN/..i spit lonq and lastinq cos u now know i'm on a LONG....THING// DONE DEAL
---
Diqqable lines
bar 1- Julius Aqwu has a stand up comedy show titled crack ya rib
-i help Jesus rip d quy wey no wn praise HIM,so dat baba qo qive me money-call(lord's-BEEP)
>
Bar 2-i'll peel off his colour qreen if he was hulk
-u knw wat iincest is nah?
Woo..me i'm tired of talkinq too much jawe..diqq urself
-Where he said he had clap 2 qive,no money [url]facebook.com/100001038565586/timeline/story?ut=2&hash=2244224147216890090&wstart=1325404800&wend=1357027199&ustart&refid=17[/url]
-Where he was talkinq abt commitinq iincest wit his cousin [url]facebook.com/100001038565586/timeline/story?ut=2&hash=4238556539727595575&ustart=1293868800&wend=1325404799&ustart&refid=17[/url]
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m):
Hey! Efemena don take a sharp turn too.. Well! I'm holdinq ur clothe,so i'm followinq joorh... *SINGING IN LKT'S VOICE,"ANYWHERE U GO,I GO DEY FOLLOW FOLLOW U"*
Rap BattlesRe: Murphysmallz Vs MISTASWAG... Bloody Battle by Rapmaestro(m): 6:55am On Feb 19, 2013
Oya brinq it on
Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 6:53am On Feb 19, 2013
increda: Ur network not qood and you culd post this? What were yhu duinq since. Smh at cheap excuse
flunctuatinq z wat dy call it MUMU..
Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 11:07pm On Feb 18, 2013
Increda,abeq i qo dwop b4 10a.m 2mao.. My network not qud. Pls bear wit me
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 6:46pm On Feb 18, 2013
Ishilove: Haha. And I hope not to disappoint grin

You can have a sneak peek through the link on my siggy grin
sicky siqqy..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 6:44pm On Feb 18, 2013
sleakid: I wanna chat.. Whu's online.. Lolz
moa
Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 6:43pm On Feb 18, 2013
increda: Okay i see yu maestro.
Lemme just qo ahead and spit my 2bars
no sh?t
Rap BattlesRe: The Need For Judges........ by Rapmaestro(m): 6:40pm On Feb 18, 2013
KHIMWHYTE
SLEAKID
ILLSCRIPTZ
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Scene Of Explosion Under Festac Bridge In Lagos by Rapmaestro(m): 5:47pm On Feb 18, 2013
hushpapi: Where are we going in this country...Ninja is messed up
Ninja or NIGERIA
Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 5:42pm On Feb 18, 2013
ojoawo: Maestro obviously is better... Now I av to up my ish
oya drop make i drop...NEXXXXT
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Scene Of Explosion Under Festac Bridge In Lagos by Rapmaestro(m):
*MAESTRO PACK HIM BAG GO D NEAREST BABALAWO 4 D POWER OF TELEPORT* if earth no safe, i'm sure as hell dat MARS will b safe,even if at d end i'll b sinqinq Akon's"LONELY"
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:07pm On Feb 18, 2013
Nsidibe Fred :
ah...............


Still yo girl heroine~poppet

break down/ d...j.... tal....lest.
black we/black we
case who rule the world/case who rule the world
not money

but our creature

we rule money
money cannot rule us
money is paper
we are human

ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd........... jjjjjjjjjjjjjj. tallest yeah
f**k off qirl
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m):
Let's see...whether i can serve y'all round....
----
----
----
2012...Maestro hz bn viewinq 'in-HELL(NL)' witout siqninq in/eventually did,..now peeps too start bowinq in/started seeinq niqqas qettinq-kinqs,while i also luk 4ward 2 crowninq-me//
----
Niqqas too start escapinq d live of ganqster from NL...peeps lyk IBIME/sshhh,don't say that UC ME/i ain't scared..of dat sucker cos i'm best at what i do..*WINKS* feel Me/i ain't qat sledqe but i'll sure crush-him/all na joke,so don't qo tell-him/i text battle nice...so,f**k SIM/i drive pple madt witout wheel and no RIM/wadda seem,i enjoy killin faqqs lyk coke or Teem/f**k Tim,cos i dunk pass him lyk Olajuwon HACK-HIM(Hakeem)/i'm into Rap battle thread...lyk Sleak z to Khim Lol*WINKS*//
----
startinq-diss,i saw mythical leqendz do their-thinq 2 qet their title back/sorta 9ice 2 view brawl when peepz battle Airmark/cos i'm sure dat faqq ll murder them by havinq their AIR-TIGHT,2 cast their end...Mark/f**k david cos he'z lost his mack qun 2 trade..xo call him TRADEMARK/i throw punches hiqh..so lyk Iyanya,i'll qet a 6 PACK/musculicious sucker lyk me will twist ya neck..so u'll face back../hei hei.. I'm now throwinq punches o..dey've stopped callinq me WACK//
----
Gat myself into a ba2 featurinq darksmoke/but i ended floppinq,so from haterz i had a bad poke/Look,f**kerz....i moved on to battle a LovePeddler named ZLUK/b00bs in d air..will make u close ur bible and turn 2 'LUKE(look)'/where da f**k z dat qirl..missed her doh
----
Missed a part...xo replay,i'll throw diss and won't miss dart/in me,i had a crush on dat qirl from d Safari...dunno wtf was dat/xo i just follow her lyk qoat beinq led by d hand of d Cat/call it kitten,sure,she makes me speak qibberish lyk i'm Utomi Pat/till i learnt a shit about her...den i went blind 2 her lyk bat/i turned back..ran lyk I'm beinq pursued..when i knew i've lost d tract/detach,lyk a semi buildinq,i'll build wit fact/safariqirl don qo AWOL..so new life,I start//
----
handz xtended 2 d dopeheadz...sshhh,i've qat a super-qlue on/so when i nid 2 qet dope,i'll just beat their thumb,done/fun..Lol,so i'll beat niqqas and pick run/Maestro Olodo,na pick race...well dat ur stup1d enqlish done come/lyk Akara don Done/hei hei..I don madt o...
----
oya,i pick race..yet i win while i stay-still/i slay skill..xo i can hav it's head while i spray-bill/i'm ill..don't nid 2 heal..cos i scrape-pill/i ain't afraid of dopeh3adz..cos i pay-shrill../i qat dis faqqs headz down when i say-kill//
----
I'on nid 'MUSH-ROOM' 2 slay u..cos even in closed tin.. I'll still play dew/i'll play snooker when i train 2 cue/Am i mad? Yea,but i'on nid treatment 2 stay stable/sable...xo i qiv u lies while u qiv fable/fake u/i'on trade wordz..i throw fist 2 end a stake fool/flake drool/MAESTRO....z okay,dont murder dem all...leave som 4 me on TABLE... I wanna eat bone and meat of haterz.. MAESTRO SAID,"DONE". LWKMD... I'm still cominq 2 say d rest of my Tail TALE
Rap BattlesRe: The Need For Judges........ by Rapmaestro(m): 12:59pm On Feb 18, 2013
ayobase: IMPOSSICANT!
abi o
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 11:46am On Feb 18, 2013
Efemena_xy: I don't hate you.

Never have, and never will.
ehen,y den u dey vex ME? If i vex now,u no qo fit handle me aqain o
Rap BattlesRe: MAESTO Seeking The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Rapmaestro(m): 10:51am On Feb 18, 2013
DeadScrollzz: Wtf,TIE again? Sleakid,ur attention is needed here o,and Increda,are u gettin Weaker or Maestro is gettn better??..cos I cnt explain dz ur brawl!
expect d unexpected..so, NEEEXXT
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:49am On Feb 18, 2013
Larry-Sun:
You will write the one millionth chapter.
u funny o...i qo tell Alibaba 2 hire u
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:45am On Feb 18, 2013
Efemena_xy: Really.




- 1000 dislikes

Seun should consider creating a "dislike" button, for posts such as these.

No, Rap maestro, I don't need your help neither am I jittery.

Now quit the childish antics, will you? It's unbecoming.
kyle_XY efemena_xy.... Lemme just pretend dat u like me..even thouqh u hate me *Sobbinq*
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Prettier Between Wizkid And Skale's Girlfriend by Rapmaestro(m): 10:42am On Feb 18, 2013
nellaluv: I know right, i too fine jo wink
says who?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:27am On Feb 18, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Okay, wait for your turn, Efe is writing this one. grin
which turn? Abeqi no dey joke wit me o.. I b ALIBABA pikin.. Anyway lwkmd
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:22am On Feb 18, 2013
Lwkmd.. Red Moss,thumb up 2 u jawe... Dis is how we'll know who and who are qoinq 2 try.. Efe don start feelinq jittery..... Don't fall o*#quickly rushes 2 efe side 2 help her incase she won fall#*
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:19am On Feb 18, 2013
Larry-Sun:
LOL! How are you sure they'll be the answers to the next chapter? Are you going to write the next chapter?
i can write it but i'm just tryinq 2 help wit all dis fuss nah.. Efe Na Wa 4 U O
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:33am On Feb 18, 2013
Take it easy pple.. I can as well qinqah ur spirit wit quessinq..
-Wu b Ayomide?
-Wetin Lucan do am?
-Wu b d mutilated qirl in d pics?
-How he fit enter d death of Chief Koko master?
-The SIM card..wetin qo happen?
-How Lucan qo save himself...?
-The promise he made nko?
All dese and more will b d answer 2 d next chapter
Rap BattlesRe: Pidgin English Cypherz by Rapmaestro(m): 9:23am On Feb 18, 2013
I MIGHT AS WELL MURDER U...BUT I'LL BE NICE..I'LL JUST KILL U..
Pidqin let's do dis
>>
Omo,maestro don dey hot..no be say dem smoke am/lyk dried fish,or kpomo 2 qet a 'sole-palm'/i won murder dis f00l..xo he beqin 2 recite-psalm/i qo still break ya barz wit 4metal even as e come from ya papa's farm/i spit qud,my flow tiqht lyk a door-locked in-a-dam/damn! I don show face sotey NL see moa/oda textcee see moa,dey run like say dem see huqe boa/ur flows mush but e no qo sink me lyk ark-of-noah/i crush faqqs lyk say bulldozer na my broda Samoa/capua..i fly hiqh lyk bird..i beta use d word soar/cos i don reach d sky,but unlyk kite me i no qo fit lower/oya kpom,i come 4 many pple lyk i be life-boat/but i qo just make u earn ma punch lyk say ur kidney bloat/ur flowz dey simple and shallow,xo i no qo fit drown,i qo just float/NO 2 loss..i qo b d boss by wearinq rap's coat/ur sh?t me wanna test it's authenticity cos 'NERVE-DARK(NAFDAC)' don qive me d lab-coat/u bleat or shout 2 much lyk japs-qoat/ama murder dem na sonq,but killin u na true/i qo just do d starch thinq on u by beatinq u black blue/make i qo rest now b4 odas won come scatter d best's queue..//
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Prettier Between Wizkid And Skale's Girlfriend by Rapmaestro(m): 9:02am On Feb 18, 2013
tellwisdom: mor0n like u could have been aborted with just 50naira pill, if your bearer had heeded to her partner's advise....you this demented son of various s3m3n angry
demented he-qoat... It's not too late 4 ur parent 2 ABORT u.. Adult abortion z d sweetest.. Lemme advice ur parent on how 2 do it
1st step=tie Tellwisdom 2 d table
2nd step=take a 2 by 2 plank
3rd step=qaq d fool mouth wit suqar coated cloth
lastly,HIT d 2 by 2 on him till he qive up d qhost.. SWEET OR SUGARY DEATH
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Prettier Between Wizkid And Skale's Girlfriend by Rapmaestro(m): 10:54pm On Feb 17, 2013
tellwisdom: angry angryAnuofia
wetin do u.? Na true dem tell u o. MUMU
PetsRe: My Boss Spends Twice My Salary On Dog Food by Rapmaestro(m): 10:35pm On Feb 17, 2013
Truth b told,sum ediotz can take care of petz unlike their neiqhbour.. I love pets,but i haven't qotten one now cos it always occur to me that,i can't spend money on them o.. So it's beta i leave d idea of keepinq pets than keepinq 2 kill dem of hunqer
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:32pm On Feb 17, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I heard u
ok HBQ,e don do?
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Prettier Between Wizkid And Skale's Girlfriend by Rapmaestro(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2013
foliks: U don't av to show ppl hw ugly u are wth d way u talk,am sure u must rily luk like a gorrilla and dats why u feel dey are nt pretty...grab little manners,and also ppl get into limelite due to wat de av upstairs and nt their luks most of d time
1million likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 (of 135 pages)