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...Dont just open this thread and read through...READ AND COMMENT TO ENCOURAGE PLS.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS PIECE..
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....After the bet and win
scene,I eventually left
there at about 12:00
p.m to find somethinq to eat... I went to the nearest 'IYA BASIRA BUKA', ate my food in haste,as I remembered that my
dad(LEST I FORGET,I
LIVE WITH MY SINGLE
PARENT AND YOUNGER
BROTHER,MOM? WE DO
VISIT HER TOO) had
told me earlier before
he went to his place of
work to do something
for him,but due to too
much thinking(HOW IS
THE FUTURE GOING TO
BE? e.tc) I could not
remember what he wanted me to do... Did I hear you say Funny? It happens sometime to everybody...
....O.K back to the story, I decided it would be better to call and ask him to remind me of what he wanted me to do than to not do it(AS I KNOW THAT MY DAD WAS GONNA FLARE UP,I'M NOT TOO OLD TO NOT BE BEATEN YOU KNOW). So,I went to a call booth to purchase a '#100 MTN (that is what I can afford o)' to call and ask him.. After
recharging and calling
my dad,I asked,he told
me what he wanted
but with some angry
words too like;"what
are you thinking ehn? Is
that how you forget
what you were
thought in school too?
No wonder you haven't
got an admission, OLODO.." I know he spoke out of anger because,he also knows that I am a very brilliant student..
....While I was making the call,the sales girl had gone to look for
change,so I was expecting her arrival or
better still my #400
change.. From ahead,I saw this fine girl,OMO she fine no be small.. Slim,light complexion,moderate
bosoms and the back
too,JUST THE WAY I LOVE IT.. but to me,it was just a fantasy,the girl will just pass now and BYEBYE(I'll never see her again)...
>
....I was lying to myself,cos the girl
came directly to me..
She said her "Hi",i said
mine too "Hi",she asked
whether I was the one
working here or working with those
that were repairing the
road(Damn! I must
have been knocked
with a gun-bbutt,to
must have not noticed
that construction was
going on the road..due
to the oncoming
election,the politicians
were repairing the road
as a campaign
strategy), I said No,
she said o.k,.. Before
she could say anyother
thing,I asked her why
she was asking? She
said she just wanted
to know.. (Now thats
funny,I don't know her
and she's asking all
these,what's up with
her..my thought).. I
asked her,'do I know
you?'

.....Hm! Hm!! Hm!!! To
think that the first
place i entered when i
first registered on NL
was this 'S.EXUALITY'
section...(Guys will
always act
Boyish,looking for
Nnude girls,S£x e.t.c)
,opened a thread to
participate(i wasn't
able to complete it
though,due to busy
schedule)..
>NOW this,you'll love to read.....
....[b]Monday,morning 8:15 a.m
....woke up to the
noise emancipatinq from the next room's occupant(a bachelor that does night shift work)..he got home that morning to the 'NON-UNUSUAL' state of electricity(NO LIGHT),so he had to
switch on his 'I BETTER
PASS MY NEIGHBOUR
GENERATOR'(small tiger
generator) to help cool
the room from the
heat,that was what
woke me.
.....Damn I must have slept like a baby,I got up to take my bath and had my teeth cleaned and other necessary
hygiene stuff that
must be done.. After all
those,done to the body,I put
on my best clothe
(BROWN ARMANI AND
A BROOKER JEAN
MATCHED WITH A
PALM SLIPPERS),I also
put on my G-SHOCK
wristwatch and 'THE
FINE BOY' is ready to
go... Not that I had
anywhere reasonable
to go,and that was
because of the 'NO JOB'
slogan.
.....After the dressing,I
headed up to my usual
place(PLAYSTATION
GAME CENTRE) for fun...
.....GOAAAAAL! 5-2,I made sure that I won all my bet,as i dont have much on me and 'BOYS MUST CHOP',
I parted with the sum of #250 for the bet and I won #1500.. Wow! I even broke my own record of using JULIO CEASAR(A GOAL
KEEPER) to score hat-
trick,all though it was
through 2 Freekick and
1 Penalty kick(Some
Girls will not enjoy this
part,due to their hatred
to FOOTBALL), but
we've got to admit
that Footballs unite
us..and also make
money for people like
us(THROUGH BETTING)
...

Khrimekill3r: Ladies and gentz,am tha khrimekill3r...and have come to this site to reign...b4 i further the introduction,kwickli give me ya best 5!

mumu lyk u...anyway my best 5.. U,URSELF,FOOL LYK U,IDI0T LYK U.. And KHRIMEKILL3R

stacomaster: Pyguru na hacker?

hacker? Na God go hack hm life,if he continue hackin

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DeadScrollzz: My lines aint complete...check ur inbox pls...and u sud have dropped maestro b4 me...nyweis,dis sshit is ffucked up...administrators bannin sleakid and murphysmalls I can bet ma life dis aint Mikuz,he wud neva do this to us!

yea definately nt MIKUS,if he is..GPHim, Sleak waz among d first 2 wish him a 'HAPI B8DAY'

Wu ban? D person dy madt ni? Ban me,so dat pple go knw say u dis MOD na sh?t.. M sure no b Mynd_44 sha..

CAPO-FIRESTONE:
Wat happening here..were sleakid na

abi o

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Quote me people,RELIGION Z GONNA B D CAUSE OF WORLD WAR |||,only if we are careful o

Rap maestro: F**k i'm goin in diss.....
-CHRISTMASGOAT,wat da F,u ain't bn around 4 long and stood d 'TASTE OF THYME'(test of time)/Waz locked up in ma f**kn barz,guess beating u must b a CRIME//My jabs 2 ya face will leave you dancing FUJI in a REGGAE CLUB/afraid i might hav CCUM-HE-TED(commited) murder when i had ya BLOOD-FUL in ma TUB/wild roar frm me d LION z gonna make ya hide BEE-HIND(behind) mama lyk a STEAL-BURN-COB(cob also called corn/STILL BORN CUB)//i mo break ya 2 pieces lyk d faction of SEE-A-SEA(C.A.C,white garment church)/den end u up wit ma b1tch's HER-TAX(attacks) 2 make ya PULPER(Pauper) lyk Mice wit no CHEESE//ur doin nothin ni**a wit Wordplay,u just PLAY-WORD wit sh?t NAME/cuz evrytyme u f**k MET-HER-FOUR(metaphor),u drug her and tried 2 STILL(steal) ma GAME//ama drown u under ma flows,piercing ya ribs wit CORAL REEFS/weirdo lyk u-castrated-cows...ain't gat balls 2 BEEF//yo gat @ss cooled by me lyk i'm ice-'BERG-DAD'(baghdad)/f**k u,f**k u LARD(lad)/whoop! Whoop!!,i'm d king wit da crown,on da seat u on da STAND/yo ugly as dat MICE in HOME-ALONE,bet i can change dat wit my RAP's WAND//got ya caged in my bar lyk u ma BAND-HIT(bandit)/f**k u,f** SH?T/i'm spittin harder now,u a VENOMOUS 'PIE-THORN'(Python) wit a poor HEAT(hit)/cos u high on libido,u f**k christmas goat..yo offspring,i'm sure will f**kn BLEAT(sound made by goat)

Omo Mehn! I don Iiiiiiiimmmmmproooovee o

mistaswag: Hehehe
*rollinq on d qround like am watchinq mr. bean movie*

so dat we can know say na u dey wash ya clothe abi? Giv verds,dont come here 4 BULLSH?T :-@

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go judge my ba2 wit Chrixsmithrock na

oya nah! Abi make i throw BOMB in dis rum ni

@purpleforora- WILLOW SMITH
@TiwaSavage- MAVIN RECORD's 1ST LADY
@karen_igho- D WINNER OF BBA(BIG BRODA AFRICA) WHETHER NA EPISODE 4 OR 5
@50cent- D P.I.M.P CROONER,GO GO GO SHAWTY ITZ YA BIRTHDAY
@beccafrica-BECCA
@BustaRhymes-LABELLED ONE OF D FASTEST RAPPER IN D WORLD
@EvaAlordiah-EVA,DAT GAL DAT SANG HIGH WIT BOYISH HAIR
@iam_Davido-OMO BABA OLOWO DAVIDO
@illrymz-PRESENTER OF NIGERIAN IDOL
@serenawilliams-D TENNIS PLAYER SISTER OF VENUS WILLIAM(BOTH HAV A BAD BARCA ;-) )
@officialjaden-JADEN SMITH SON OF WILL AND JADA PINKETT-SMITH
@phynofino-U KNOW PHYNO NAH,MULTIPLY DEN GHOST MODE(featuring OLAMIDE),NOW HE HAS REALEASED '48'
@olamide_YBNL- (BADOO OF LIFE),MA HOMEY,D GUY WEY SING ENIDURO AND OMOTOSHAN,U DONT KNOW HIM? U NEVA HEAR,ENIDURO? FIRST OF ALL? STUPID LOVE? JALE? TONTO DIKEH? RAYBAN ABACHA? ARE U A LEARNER?
@Matse1-O.A.P ON (CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG) WAZOBIA
@djjimmyjatt-THE TURN TABLE WIZARD
@Dayod1adeneye-D1 OF KENNIS MUSIC
@sarkodie-D 'ILLUMINATI'(i know some Mumu go thnk say 'HE BE ILLUMINATI',na d name of one of his track..'
"U KNOW SAY MONEY NO B PROBLEM" NO B ME TALK AM O,MAKE UNA NO COME RUBB ME,I KNOW GE 'SHISHI' OR 'KOBO'

Front page stuff,dnt u thnk so?

@iamsexysteel-BEBEDI ALHAJA CROONER
@Koch_AR-O.A.P ON BEAT F.M
@BrunoMars-D GUY LIL WAYNE FEATURED IN D TRACK MIRROR
olanna
@wyclef-D DREADLOCKED GUY DAT SANG WIT SHAKIRA AND ALSO COMPETED 4 D POST OF PRESIDO IN HAITI,LOST DOH
@VectorYSG-ANGELI CROONER
@songilkook-D GUY DAT ACTED JUMONG
@fade1-O.A.P OF BEAT F.M
@iamsrk-U NO DY WATCH INDIAN FILM? D GUY DAT ACTED KRRISH ,I AM KHAN,MOHABATTEIN(d only film whereby he acted wit AMITABH BACHCHAN also featured AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN)

pics,and dn more handle
Note: dis pics are nt d real profile pics,just 4 some pple wey no knw dem wella
1-TATAAFO/HELEN PAUL
2- TUBABA
3- MR CHUKA SOLACE ON STAGE IN NGT
4- ANDRE BLAZE

@Rap_Maestro1 -ME
@HelenPaul -HELEN PAUL TATAFO,D COMEDIENNE
@real2faceidibia -2BABA
@Pheelzonthebeat -U KNOW PHEELZ NAH? D ONE WEY PRODUCE FIRST OF ALL BY OLAMIDE
@chukasolace -D RAPPER WITH D WEIRD HAIRDO IN N.G.T
@AndreBlaze -D PRESENTER OF D N.G.T SHOW
@TheRealBuzz -D SECOND MAN TO STEP ON D MOON,HE WENT WITH NEIL ARMSTRONG..BUT NEIL FIRST HIM 2 GET OUT OF THERE SPACE-SHIP
@BEZidakula -U KNW BEZ NAH? D 'STUPID SONG' CROONER
@HenshawKate -OMO,IF U NO KNOW DIS GIRL KATE HENSHAW NUTTAL,NA MOON U DY LIVE O,SHE WAS AMONG D JUDGES IN N.G.T
@Bariyu -D VENTROLOQUIST IN N.G.T,REMEMBER? Dr BARIYU AND DOG?
@the_violin_boy -NA DIS GUY WEY PLAY VIOLIN 4 N.G.T..
@i_am_Pelepele -OLAMIDE's LATEST SIGNING TO YBNL,WATCH OUT HIM
@GbemiOO -GBEMI O.A.P(ON AIR PERSONALITY 4 DOSE OLODO WEY NO KNW D MEANING,SEE DEM) OF D BEAT99.9 F.M
@MariaOkan -O.A.PALSO A PRESENTER TOO OF BEAT F.M,SHE DOES D MORNING RUSH WITH OLISA AND KOCH..more still comin ya way

judges nided 4 dis ba2 www.nairaland.com/1174904/mc-bomb-vs-rap-maestro

judges nided 4 dis ba2 www.nairaland.com/1174904/mc-bomb-vs-rap-maestro

judges nided abeg 4 dis bacwww.nairaland.com/1174904/mc-bomb-vs-rap-maestro

F**k i'm goin in diss.....
-CHRISTMASGOAT,wat da F,u ain't bn around 4 long and stood d 'TASTE OF THYME'(test of time)/Waz locked up in ma f**kn barz,guess beating u must b a CRIME//My jabs 2 ya face will leave you dancing FUJI in a REGGAE CLUB/afraid i might hav CCUM-HE-TED(commited) murder when i had ya BLOOD-FUL in ma TUB/wild roar frm me d LION z gonna make ya hide BEE-HIND(behind) mama lyk a STEAL-BURN-COB(cob also called corn/STILL BORN CUB)//i mo break ya 2 pieces lyk d faction of SEE-A-SEA(C.A.C,white garment church)/den end u up wit ma b1tch's HER-TAX(attacks) 2 make ya PULPER(Pauper) lyk Mice wit no CHEESE//ur doin nothin ni**a wit Wordplay,u just PLAY-WORD wit sh?t NAME/cuz evrytyme u f**k MET-HER-FOUR(metaphor),u drug her and tried 2 STILL(steal) ma GAME//ama drown u under ma flows,piercing ya ribs wit CORAL REEFS/weirdo lyk u-castrated-cows...ain't gat balls 2 BEEF//yo gat @ss cooled by me lyk i'm ice-'BERG-DAD'(baghdad)/f**k u,f**k u LARD(lad)/whoop! Whoop!!,i'm d king wit da crown,on da seat u on da STAND/yo ugly as dat MICE in HOME-ALONE,bet i can change dat wit my RAP's WAND//got ya caged in my bar lyk u ma BAND-HIT(bandit)/f**k u,f** SH?T/i'm spittin harder now,u a VENOMOUS 'PIE-THORN'(Python) wit a poor HEAT(hit)/cos u high on libido,u f**k christmas goat..yo offspring,i'm sure will f**kn BLEAT(sound made by goat)

see ma own LV,e fit buy garri and groundnut

Mynd_44: All talk and no battle

**yawns**

**MAESTRO THREW BOMB IN YA RUM,SLEEP VANISH KIA KIA**

Sleak,confam ma 4barz

Heroine~Poppet:
still yo grl heroine~poppet

all yo gonna do
all yo gonna say
is tick tick;
au.......

they call heroine~poppet
am nt a duul poppet
dance limbo in my dance floor
two to tango
i dont play judo not mentn of ludo
yo kon i dont speak much
but i can act more
fi..... let end there// until when i get there.

H.R.O.I.N.E ~ P.O.P.P.E.T

wack... Are u high on heroine

Mehn! I hope i tried o,cos i just wrote it o nd dn send am 2 sleak nw

DeadScrollzz: Whats going on here? Where the hell is Maestro?

boss,no vex,i mistakenly unfollow d topic,so i waz nt aware of anythn