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I waz called diff nicks.. PROF.-dis waz gotten when our physics teacher asked us all to define a thn,al xcept me got it right(d teacher did nt knw dat i had a book on d floor while defining it to him)
ANGEL SWAGGER-since i've gat a fine face,i gat angel-face(i was a gentle boi) d Swagger is derived frm d way i walk(i suffered frm polio,whch affected my right leg..so i kinda limp,NO HARD FEELINGS DOH).. Many namez,ALHAJI SWAGGER,LIL WAYNE JNR,ANGELI,ANGEL FINE FACE... And I eventually stick wit MAESTRO

Mc.BOMB:
I accept

oya,Mikus or Ojoawo open thread jawe 4 me and dis dude...make i learn frm him jawe

sleakid: i doubt diz.. If safari battle khimwhyte, i aint sure she's gon survive it like serious

u can always put her to test... But Safari girl drugs pass Khim o..

i thnk d best femcee z SAFARI GIRL(no doubt)

Meta4Element
I AM MOSES!... 4uk
dat Kid Cos ah
ain't Lettin Eqypt
GO/ we ain't Foes
buh ah brek toes
with sharp Hoes
buh Dis 'ImpotenT
kid' iz jus
'CASSANOVA' and
Even wit 'GOAT
BLUD' smeard on
dia Door Post ah
wun't
'PASSOVER// --I
AM
moses(iam
Mozeeez)

i luv dis particular line mehn..

Wordz

KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
wow! 1 down - 1 tah qo! Typhoon and rap-maestro --pls and pls --#get a rum!

i will,if u'll enter wit us o..

i felt element and killaverse in this..... I'm hopin 2 see one particular line frm element in d highlite

Tztyphoon: Boring lines , i nearly slip *yawns*

me too jawe mtcheew

Na wa o.. Verdz please jawe.. Mtcheew

Mehn,went thru diss and i thnk dis thread shld hav bn continued.. Anyway sha mikus tried gaan 4 dis 1

mikuz: Lemme just drop . . .
I ball like Neon cos Im the Best . .no doubt/
I fire Peter lyrics with SMG flows . .so Crouch/
You rock Silvers like David . .but I wear gold medals/
I put a Ruby on yo pillow if you Harry . . give you a Red Nap/
My lines fat . .and yours are Ever Thin/
You flow like Neville . .you rap what the fans will never Feel/
Im cheered from Rio to Ireland . .cos Im iller/
You drive an Okada . .but I rode an Aston to yo Villa/
Like Gary race with Speed or be a dead man/ cos when I bring in The Hammer . .
I could break yo left arm/ in an Upton park . .give you a West Harm/
My raps scold you/ from a New Castle and school you . .
Like an Old school/
I bring havoc to your Team . .cos this folks Cruel/
Im Shane . .Im meant to last Long like a Duracell battery/
Call me a Kopite . .
but if you bell a Cop . . then like Craig I'll Bell Army/
You aint Jack . .even if you w ank Wilshere . .in a wheel chair/
But If I forgive the blunder of a Scott . .i made his Sin clear/
Ive Swan Seas and Oceans and swim in relegation waters/
I rhyme do pe with Didier lyrics . .y'll know I gat Drug bars/

I mikus z da bomb.. DOPE

meeeeeehn.. Na wa o

C/O 2 anybdy

murphysmallz: Anticipatinnnn

hmmmm

i don whoop am before but not on this site

khimwhyte: give us link to the site

yea giv us d link

Rap maestro: sleak,datz vewi mean of u, u shld hav just shorten it... F**k off 2 d flow for rank thread

just jokin o but seriously sleak,datz very mean of u,u shld hav just said dat he waz too late.. SIMPLE

sleakid: you came too late.. Sign up is over and battles have startd... Goto flow for rank

sleak,datz vewi mean of u, u shld hav just shorten it... F**k off 2 d flow for rank thread

*#UPGRADING MOOD ACTIVATED#*

Hw was it.? Dope or wat? Just judge it

I figured i made a mistake wit d headings it shld b METASIN nt RESEN,and i figured if i did nt add bar[/], u might nt get it so i've added bar,

Baron Mynd:
Cute.
Now lets start again! It
aint hard to tend to the
bars he pens ../
the Mechanics of THAT
verse should never be
allowed near a car again./
And i'll keep it true, cos
beating you isnt ANY
object ../
But the love-vendor My Ride
boardroom are puzzled
at how you Exhausted
so many concepts!/
Plus you've shown
you're a bitch who's
prone to a fit ../
But now you're back on
the straight and
narrow... better known
as my dick./
And I'm alone 'cos
tonight I chose to stay
indoors ../
You're a loan. A costly
mistake I've spent the
last 18 years payin' for.../
So face it duke!/ You aint
making moves, your
days are through ../
Its just funny you
made LootBeats... yet
to date NOT ONE of
those Beats have made
you Loot!/
Now take a clue,/ cos
the board knows I torch/
foes with coarse flow ..
While your career has so/
many Blips, your archive
should be written in
Morse Code./
That's without the
fact, right across the
board they shout your
WACK! ../
And just lately you've
hit a Dry-Spell not even
Harry Potter could
counteract./
This floundering
chumps had the SAME
STYLE since two
thousand and one ../
And STILL his verses
have more Black Spots
than the goddamn
town that he's from!/
So voters wont find a
single dope line
amongst then old
rhymes ../
A lifetimes supply of
Botox couldnt inject a
youthful appearance
into THOSE lines./
I'm the man at this
shit, bangin' my fists
and landing the hits ../
This stupid Bleep still
thinks 'assurance', is
insurance against me
handing him HIS!/
I bet this prep bitch has
a deathwish, he's
recklessly swept quick ../
Cos this gay has a
moniker even Chandler
from Friends wouldnt
be caught dead with./
He's got the whole
forum at home snoring,/
cos this jokes boring ../
a Dissection of those
dead rhymes would
require a full Autopsy
and Post Mortem./
It took me two
minutes to leave this
dude finished, and he
could use spinach ../
Cos the way he turns
to hide, got Dr. Jekyll
thinkin' up an entirely
new gimmick!/
And you should know I
could beat this loser
cold on cruise control ../
Cos his sorry rhymes
cause an Offense the
Pats could of used to
win the Superbowl./
This jokes petty
concepts are so
sketchy, the voters
wont quote ANY!/
You've got Sweeney
Todd outright stumped
at how noones noticed
you Butcher so many./
Now right away he'll
dive on AIM and find a
way to try and sway ../
This gay could corner
the entire Nintendo Wii
market, with all his
childish games!/
Meta-who?/

I saw dis ba2 on a foreign textcee site decided 2 share,wadda u thnk

MetaSin:
this homo thinks i'm
sexy, i was really
scared to find...
he pictures me nude!,
so askin for this battle
got me bare in mind... lol.
but I'm far from gay,
its hard to say you're
ready to rhyme...
you're whorin for
attention, and u'll get
some of the medical
kind
n i'll give it to your girl
strong, til she calls my
name
she dribbles down to
her Cavs: I got Braun
like James
see I ball insane, so
when I'm on ya dame
she takes the point,
and she assists,... now i
call THAT game.
i am not to blame,
bitches are payin to hit
it
so the jokes on you...
unless Lorena Bobbit
paid you a visit.
ya girls makin them
digits, she'll be hookin
for some cash
all her cheese come in
singles, cuz her pussy is
her kraft
you're lookin like an ass;
you're a rookie and your
trash
I'll GPS ya flow, if I'm
ever lookin for a laugh
cuz on this impotent
site w/ nothin but
weak heads...
you're better off on
writer's block, trynna
get some Street Cred
I'm a motor-mouth
spittin hybrid text in my
bars
you got a Hummer
flow, gettin gassed
ain't gettin you far
I flow outa this world,
i'm nothin less than a
star
you're only a down to
earth dude, because
men are from mars
so this pussy should be
quiet, he ain't never
been hard
i bring a sound of fury
that'll leave you with
decibal scars.
i'm a portrait of
success, you are merely
just a sketch
ya wack text is
spandex, all ya
materials a stretch
and you're an internet
fien with RM stayin in
ya head...
u got 7,000 posts, your
whole life is 'hangin by a
thread'
but don't be angered
when its said that ur
nothin of a threat
i'm favored for the win,
you'll be the only thing
upset
you should quote my
best lyrics, all i want is
acclaim
instead you got ya
mom's motto for head
under ya name
and since i'm fishin for a
compliment, I'll choose
to use ya fate
until your lifes on the
line because I'm using
you as bait.

DEADSCROLLZ Z DA BOMB IN DAT BA2,MAN OF D MATCH,respect bruda

Gotta prepare more...punches,metaphor e.t.c... I hail ma boss Deadscrollz 4 holding d stand... I hail Ojoawo too 4 d help..(ama kip improving doh).. Am out.. RAP MAESTRO

Nude-flows,i'm watchin u o,saw some bitten-lines..but it waz frm a foreign textcee site dat i do visit regularly...ama try 2 bring d bitten lines here 'quoted'..

murphysmallz: Opener--» team immortal barz ! Rap materoz opener was weak compared to nude floes and mistaswags! =))•´¨) 
¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
‎​=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =)).! Fuckin on point! Kudos mr swagz u gat a sick opener! Deadscrollz was on point but hiz patnerz opener was ----

Closer---» lwkmd! Deadscrollz got thiz for team lostscritz and pls none of immortal barz repz outro was sick! U guys gotta check dat

Punches! Wdf! Deadscrollz was totally crazy on this n mista swagz was rainin punches and punches! Mehn it was total clubbering! Lolz! Punches----»lost scriptz

Creativity--» =))•´¨) 
¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
‎​=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =)). Deadscrollz stood out with very impressive verses! Boader/day student and upstairz bungalow ish! Kudos! Lost scriptz

Multies----» very obviously immortal barz! I mean deadscrollz didn't have much he kept dem 3syllaz but nudeflows n mista swagz went /syllaz

Flows----» rap mastero bleeped deadscrollz up to b sincere! I had to re read it! It goes to immortal barz

VOCAB---» TIE

METHAPHORZ---» cool ones! I saw very cool and strikin ones! TIE

MVGT---» immortal barz

Mr Anythn in skirtz... Ya cant see wella jawe... Culdn't even ty MAESTRO wella,D dude wrote MATEROZ,MASTERO..

watching...

verdictz pleeaaaase

Rap Maestro vs ZLUK nko?

murphysmallz: =))•´¨) 
¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
‎​=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =)).!!

So we anticipating doze sickness of a bar like hell! This tag team ish iz gunna b sick I tell u! Sick

Ur tangible hostz sleak et murphy

d man dat goes wit anythn in skirt,u doin well doh...

sleakid: Rap maestro which kind human being u be..? I purposely quote my wetin i talk, den delete the original so dat nobody go quote me, u still quote blank space, come use ya opera mini copy paste me.. Guy u funny oh.. Lolz tanx for the compliment sha..

datz d work of ma opera mini 7.2,i didn't know u dont want 2 b quoted,no vex.. Boss,shebi d competitors dn drop dier barz 2 u,drop it jawe... D earlier d beta

sleakid: Ladies
and gentlemen,
the T.T.C battle
promise to be one
of the sickest tag
battles this year..
So far "ROUND
ONE (BRUTAL
DISS" kicks off
and its starting
with the " LOST
SCRIPTz" which
consist of
DEADSCROLLz and
RAP-MAESTRO
going against
"IMMORTAL-BARz"
which consist of
MISTASWAG and
NNUDE-FLOWz
Well, we couldn't
quote previous
lines from both
tag groups but in
hours time, this
thread will do
nothing but watch
how one of the
tag group will be
wrecked..
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, I
PReSENT TO YOU
"LOST-SCRPITz"
vs "IMMORTAL-
BARSz

dude i'm feelin u madly... Sleak et Murphysmallz,9ce one frm both of ya