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dj5naira: Its party time and I bring nasty poo/ blood will flow when I crack this boo/
My word PLAYS and she starts to wriggle her feet . . . . u could rock with me all night long, but allow me to put on my dancin' shoes/

one more Wreckin' Ball from a b.itch . and I blow up 'Mileh Cyrus!'/ apart from the fact that im so tough, ...im desirous/
ZLUK is no threat . . . .
cos the last time I did a malware scan . . . Was easily detected by Microsoft antivirus!/

With dildos, she'd thrust a pig 'gateway!'/ hormonal imbalance . . after she'd think 'tis what they think, they say/
No traps, nor rat glues/ or bats, plus arm bruise/ so for that little mouse . . . we could say her death is just a click away/

Deny your lesbian ways you strafer tout/ . we know the truth in this gallant bout/
As tongues get closer to ur pusssy lips . . . . your v.agina begins to open & close like Pacman's mouth!/

Fingerin' urself at night is what you do/ i'd rather urinate on your clit, then piss on you too/
can't pay attention to u on this website . . . . . the only Makc Zluk I subscribe to is on YouTube/

Nothin' unique bout ur post . just bland or chitchatters/ not a sign of real rappers/ I boldly say ...those hairs on ya eyebrows were plucked from the back of iguanas/
With the kinda image she portray as her profile character . . . . . she must be a fan of Kitana/

Even camels drink from her mountain dew bottom & wide a.rse/ software companies adore this moment . the way I summon their advert/
And if shes rooted in one spot . ma faith will 're-move Zluk' . . . than Norton and Avast!/

My ice bricks kills . so best wear sweater or your maimed/ you should be a heirdresser cos ur lame/
um the most dreaded cat/ I came before U, respect that/
Amongst A-Z of wackitywack rappers . you end the alphabets . . . . like the ''first letter of your name!!!''/

Im that hard sponge, and she's a moist towel/ empty vessel . . even in bedroom, she makes noise so well/
no lioness in Z-L-U-K . . . just 3 consonants and a voiced vowel/

Queens and onlookers beware/ and I mean freaks and commuter christains/
Now i've got smilin' laptops . . . . cos i've finally deleted ZLUK and freed my computer systems!/

damoskiy: you could join...we already have 4 particpant

Kiingsolomon: No, diz is different from d one recently organized.... This was is an Inter-school(Higher Institution) debate!

Emzybrown: https://www.nairaland.com/1503619/jay-z-ft-justin-timberlake-holygrail

Please admin front page please, i beg in the name of God

deli dimes: Wats all dis...lunatic tot i told u aw busy i am y all dis talks man

Tz PhaLanx: see mumu idiat wey nah catch one crit against me

dj5naira: [color=#000000]RIGHT HERE[/color]

airmark: Never knew crizzy would come again when i scribed that months back. I was damn wrong.

Tz PhaLanx: meastro idiot always bringing up xcuses 4 wack writings i've read all ur brawls and notin cool. . . . My advice to u is quit rap or get a ghostwriter

Ibime: Battle was very close.

Crizzys best line was ape on family tree while I also enjoyed Maestros Sarkodie line.

MVGT: MAESTRO (just)

ILLScripts: Crizzy,are u quoting M.I's lines or you claiming its Urs?

kerijay: I Thought so too...""Lines from one of his songs in that Illegal music 2 mixtape...

coogar: mykali as a judge? he doesn't even know what multis, fillers & punchlines are.....

ojoawo: Fire on Coogar, me I dey feel you...
See as the beef dey turn up, them go script better verses for the tourney that way...