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CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle Shines In New Photo Promo by Rapmaestro(m): 3:21pm On Oct 25, 2013
Kilonshele
Music/RadioRe: = Lets Have Your Complaints And Suggestions Here = by Rapmaestro(m): 3:16pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mynd_44: It has been shown. But unlike the case of rap lines, the snapshot thread is different.

It is the same logic but different approach
hmmm?
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music In The Good Old Days by Rapmaestro(m): 11:32pm On Oct 24, 2013
Errm.. Is this a beer parlour or wetin sef? By the way, All Fela's track accompanied with 'baba apari(seamans schnapp)' does it for me
Rap BattlesRe: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by Rapmaestro(m): 11:13pm On Oct 24, 2013
Ibime: I don't know U3 and Ojiegbu, but if you say they're killers, so be it. But I need Prekky mehn to make this tourney official!
uncle Ibime, they are Murderer.. I repeat ''they are murder!!!''
Rap BattlesRe: King Tourney : Preliminaries!!! by Rapmaestro(m): 11:10pm On Oct 24, 2013
In
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash VII : Da Phantom Vs Mikuz by Rapmaestro(m): 11:05pm On Oct 24, 2013
Affable0709: Treks to the V.V.I.P section and sit. Looks left and right, and see people begging the bouncers to allow them come in with cheap money, shakes head and picks up phone, login to NL.
okay, late presido umaru yaradua, ha va
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 4:42pm On Oct 24, 2013
MeBoo: Anyone here??
yes, howdy
Science/TechnologyRe: "Giant George" World's Tallest Dog Dies At Home by Rapmaestro(m): 4:29pm On Oct 24, 2013
Okay, thank you.. Gimme wash hand basin na, oya bring the amala, put beef... Na beef i want o..
*i think say na buka I dey o, useless me*

.
BTW how does this stop ASUU from striking and Oduah from saying 'bleep' ? I wanna know
Rap BattlesRe: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by Rapmaestro(m): 9:53am On Oct 24, 2013
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:17am On Oct 24, 2013
god_of_music: Yhu guys don't appreciate . . . I don't like it, Mikuz didn't even care to reply. cry
I'm outta here!!! angry






#TeamGOM
biko, pele.. Sowi
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash VII : Da Phantom Vs Mikuz by Rapmaestro(m): 11:05am On Oct 23, 2013
god_of_music: That place is dry and full of wack rappers cheesy





#TeamGOM
mtcheew
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:16am On Oct 23, 2013
god_of_music:
Look up it's an invader!
He calls himself GLACIERZ niqqa yhu must crazier grin
that is the only quotable lines I read up ere and i'm sure Glacierz wouldn't reply you and even if he does, a bar is enough to wrap you tight...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
I'm a Baller on Freez/ that alter some spleens/when I drop down thugs clean/. . . Ask 'Zimmerman'. . I Murder for 'free'!!//

I Buzz around troops/ wake every dead fucker alive when my alarm snooze/ then kill 'em again
Till dey record their death Twice. . . Like Agagu!!//

In yur chronic sense/ you holding tecs?/. . Ya just posing. . Dense/I'm the real deal. . . even From 'Germany to IRG' they know I protect 'asguard'. . Like Odin's Men!//


I batter peeps/ with sharper rigs/ till they get shattered ribs . . . With my harder steam/. . 'Cos when I drop my crack in lousy tune'. . . u'd swear that my 'dop.eness is Alarming!!!//


? Shii. . You'll get Bodybagged in a scrotal sack/ u dumb. . U're so damn wack. . U even dense. . Cos with Those 'two trick bars'. . I 'sure fooled' you . . like Joker Cards!//

Random Punches/ to f.aggots scorching/. . With maggots on trees/. . I'm 'top tier' . . While ya getting 'no vote' like empty ballot Boxes!!//

We The refined version of 'em bone thugs/ leaving. . .
Ya so shocked. . Cos I facked ya own w.hore?/ she 'blows me well'. . . Nigga ya just 'blowing ya own horn!!//



To end ya Misery/. . I'll blast yu. Straight to smitherens/. . When I go to america . . Endager the president. . Then 'round up barrack'. . Like taking over the military!!!//
oNe
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Rapmaestro(m): 6:46pm On Oct 22, 2013
sкчscrαρεr™:
bros, i don confirm. The thread neva make frontpage.

Oga Mynd, abeg help us move ''The diary'' to the frontpage.
https://www.nairaland.com/1388822/diary#17293474
ok
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:48am On Oct 22, 2013
dj5naira: Your 4 bars is evenly dumb and farce/ plus you ne'er travelled, remain in oNe spot, like Baby Swings ...goin' forth and back/
lwkmd 'PASS-THOR' 5NAIRA

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:32am On Oct 22, 2013
dj5naira: Dirty habit . . .
cos we see you right there in the mud . . . . french kissin' the a.nus of a pig/

I bundle a w.hore/ if I smuggle a thor/
The girl na bush . . . .
While her peers hugs a teddy . . . Watch her grunt and snore, as she cuddles a Boar/

I jump on your habit/ and stop all your drab bits/
U lack hygiene and you smell . . .
The only heir you ever sliced . . . . is the ones on your armpit!/

D.opehuh that's not true/ Beautyhuh that's false too/
Your bow legs so bent . . when you stand upright . . . . pregnant hippos can run through!!!/
5NAIRA WARNING.. D.ope
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:27am On Oct 22, 2013
So the b1tch kept mute/
to my dope flows that's tha dead truth/
cos even though i gat no horn but I'm a replica of the devil/
all those points up there ^, are jes the contents of a dope package to a dear fool/
yea, faggs be cow..
so its true that dey 'moo sick'/
bring em to vets.. With dope instrumentals.. And a cool ish/
that'd bully/
this foolish/
beautiful punnies/
with no concrete lines... Except their spreading lines they hang their lingerie in their roomies/
hey homies/
its Maestro D crayy funny/
madtz mo'f**ker, that workz when b1tches fake Hot/
to make money/
cos dem be ho/
i put em in sauce, /
bake and enforce/
b1tches, so dey'd be
tought-in-harm dey'd blame de foe/
i'd always repeat the same styla jabz/
on this crier lads/
that form role modelz like tyra banks/
i learnt the ancient mystery/
of netceeing.. Guess what?
Its been attentive and patient in the street/
so, while been noiseless i'd remove all dis dawg's ball like fake vet in discreet/
i'll throw ya in sewage tanks.. Close d lid and tell ya to
''take care in this sh?t''/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:33pm On Oct 21, 2013
Sh?t

don't you ever stop ranting about this dude/
cos if i vex..
I go eff you tire, abi u doubt this lube?/
Dopeness at its peak, yo don't have to scout this nook/
cos when yo see this b1tch's freez, ya smiley will be down like when yo sprout this look/ :-(
_
I got Caught up in the steam/
revived, tutored the way and then brought up in the team/
so It ain't a brag when I say I 'HACK THOR' sort of in the film/
reserved my shot-gun in the steam/
so, when i set up a pellet to Zluk buttocks in the jean/
it'll be a hot-shot like basketball shot up in this field/
enough said.. I'll damage yo womb/
with punches, lines wit adage, yo doom/
I'd ensure you'll neva gett-in this ring , garbage gollum/
inshort.. You're worth the least of my frees/
d way I dey chop girls and clean mouth earned me the beast of ma streetz/
watch as i'll make a treat of her clit/
decapitate her lower parts.. So i'll hav lasting fun slittin of her wrist/
y'all seen the beating of ah beast/
littering all her things/
with her scattered & shattered bones/
all over her half plastered & tattered room/
i'm a beast in this, i'll have her body revisited.. I mean, i'll have her gathered & battered too/
her co-enemies and the latter too/
i get dope flows from up high like i be palm wine tapper tube/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:35pm On Oct 21, 2013
yo such a crayy fagg dude/
i would hav loved to do change by barter of punches.. But in this 21st century, we all know what a paper do/
yo period is irregular /
flow smelly affects the medulla/
but I could stop that sh?t.. Getta 'teach you' and a diaper too/
i heard U.N call for help/
Indian magistrate sentenced those peepz to death, lets get maestro he's a raper too/
this ain't ya specialty, like playing ball for phelp/
shey he wan swim for ball/
wait a minute, b1tch, ya a effing genius.. You'll swim in ball/
i splash ya bloods all over the country.. Jes cause i wanna paint the town red/
noose to papilolo, and i'd daint the clown dead/
projectful interlude/
of punches, bountifully kick tha goon/
treat tha fo.ol/
with barz (remember ya chocolate ish?) like prison room/
i have goons begging me to go soft on you like retracting d1ck/
but, y'all keep calling ma attention like an effing distractive chick/
i go hold your bum and roll you tire like bugatti rim/
b1tch please/
next time yo try to switch freeze/
and fling diss/
at Maestro, the bling geez/
beware of the lock and hinges/
of your bony frame like needle on syringes/
cos even though i've gat pain in buck, but i'll be stingy/
with punches and deep sh?t/
but i can give my big d1ck/
to cover ya pu**y like the tip of ya G-string(if ya've even gat one)
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2013
ojoawo: Good kid
whaaaat? Omg
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m):
What tha f*ck is that b1tch doing in here?/
she's still formin fly?
Well ama bring her down with my anti-craft dang.. i'll shoot this Boeing in air/
send bullets rippling this ho's body/
and leave her at the mercy of morgue-attendant, stiffling this no body/
its a massacre as we see lines... Thrown at this fishes with weak flows,
so literarily, dopeheads don dey bagging those bodies/
omg.. Lines in dangling those buddies/
run.. Cos too much blows to your 'tit' will be sagging yo bobbies/
wait.. B1tch.. Don't wait too much tho/
cos am a solar plexus being.. Am a lunar foe/
i listen to female folks/
with too much doper poo /
eva and muna too/
you aren't among, b1tch... Yo should go learn cooking and could earn a spot as d 100th among Zuma's boo/
go get your makeup kit/
and pay pop pls/
to get yo a 'murder', cos your barz so not changed..
It could suffocate a day pup py/
rather listen to yo chirp.. I'll rather stay attentive to kaykluz pee(where are you Ojoawo?)/
get ready for your rundown..
Get your jewelries done, i mean.. Get your brace up b1tch/
lemme tell you bout a journey I had/
it was funny & madt/
it could make some effin b get a Love Machine, make em Hot & bad/
well, went to heaven in my bugatti/
jes to show thor, but i gat eleven in my new car.. Jeez/
thor, hades olympian, meduzza e.t.c and while wewere at imogen inn, sango told me ''guy do that b1tch''/
i pointed at a pretty girl and they all laughed, shouting '' she too dark pls''/
then I ask if not her ''can you tell me who that is''/
they said.. You would surely enjoy khimwhyte cl*t/
then my phone rang then/
and i woke up back in earth and I heard a bone cracking/
right there in my front..
Stood my house help Zluk.. Putting her whole mouth in/
but my flows released, hit her head on a concrete and stopped the ho's panting//
she'z murdered herself
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Rapmaestro(m): 8:37pm On Oct 19, 2013
sкчscrαρεr™:
The diary by 'slickest' i know has not been on the frontpage, maybe you saw yours in backpage.


#NOoffence
it did, ask Mynd
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Rapmaestro(m): 6:52pm On Oct 19, 2013
Clemzy16: I endorse https://www.nairaland.com/1388822/diary#17293474 by slickest!
how many times will it make fp?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2013
Kaycee7: Na because say Maestro never use dat hand wey im use dey mix concrete to whoz you hot slap. My brother, you go fear fear.
abi, make i show him too?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 1:53pm On Oct 18, 2013
ReineViolet: How are you? kiss
i am fine?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Rapmaestro(m): 7:46pm On Oct 17, 2013
Omg 297 pages yet no registration date.. Smh
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:36am On Oct 17, 2013
timpaker:
Its mine. Thanks
And where is my phone?
**holds him by the neck**
*Points towards Kaycee* Its with him and dude, don't spoil the collar of my versace shirt na
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 8:05am On Oct 17, 2013
dj5naira: cool
uncle 5Naira
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:02am On Oct 17, 2013
Kaycee7: *Looks around carefully. No one is paying attention. Drinks Soda, slips phone in pocket and carries popcorn. Sneaks away silently * grin grin Maga don pay
*Blocks his path, gives him a dirty slap* ehen na you dem send abi? Tell them you no see us *searches his pocket, takes it out and hides phone in my pocket.. Na who get popcorn?*

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