₦airaland Forum

Roger that

Hmmmm

makhez019:
bro, am entitled to ma opinion, ya entitled to yours. Pls grow up and act mature. Wad ya said above shows dat ya not aware of ya political evirons. Pls refesh ya brains

this your ya ya ya must be a sambisarian English. Here in Nigeria we speak British/Good English.

Qoute me when ever you're ready to communicate formally.

[size=20]PDPIGZ be like[/size]...

makhez019:
In 2001, Buhari said in a meeting "God willingly we will continue to push for total implementation of sharia in the country. Those who are not part of us should learn about it" .

source or adonbelievit

VickyyB:
BROKE GUYS BE LIKE.


Why take offence in her comment

netizenbuzz:
A guy made that comment

What are they saying?

There are catchment areas for all state Universities
in Nigeria and for some of the Federal Universities.
By way of definition, a catchment area is the area
and population from which a city or individual
service attracts visitors or customers. For
example, a school catchment area is the
geographic area from which students are eligible to
attend a local school.
What is the implication of this catchment area?
This means that students from catchment areas get
preference treatments over those from other states
during admission. Note that students will still be
admitted on merit but there slots reserved for
students from catchment areas. They have different
cut-off marks for admission and if they are met,
they are admitted over applicants from other states.
Let us use the case of UNILAG as an example. The
photo below shows the cut-off marks used by
UNILAG for 2013/2014 admission. In there, you
would see the merit cut-off marks in one column
and cut-off points for applicants from catchment
states. So, the fact that you have scored the
required cut-off mark does not necessarily
guarantee you admission. You will have to wait to
see how many candidates are taken on merit and
those that will come in because they are from
admission catchment states.
[img]http://rapsainot.files./2015/01/wpid-unilag-catchment.jpg?w=474[/img]

Still on the UNILAG example, if you got an
aggregate cut-off point of 64.88 and you are from a
catchment state, you would be considered for
admission. If you are not from any of the catchment
areas, you have to get a cut-off make of 69.13
.
So what are the catchment areas for universities in
Nigeria?

➡University of Benin (UNIBEN): Edo Akwa-
Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross-River, Delta, Edo, Rivers

➡University of Calabar (UNICAL): Cross-Rivers
Akwa-Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross-River, Delta, Edo,
Rivers

➡University of Jos (UNIJOS): Plateau Benue,
Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Nasarawa, Niger, Plareau

➡University of Lagos (UNILAG): Lagos Ekiti,
Lagos, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ogun

➡University of Ilorin (UNILORIN): Ilorin Benue,
Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Nasarawa, Plareau,
Sokoto, Zamfara

➡University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID): Borno
Adamawa, Borno. Bauchi, Gombe, Taraba,
Yobe

➡University of Uyo (UNIUYO): Akwa-Ibom
Akwa-Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross-River, Delta, Edo,
Rivers

➡Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK):
Anambra, Abia, Anambra, Enugu, Ebonyi, Imo

➡Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria: Kaduna
Adamawa , Bauchi, Benue, Borno, Jigawa,
Kaduna, Kano, Gombe, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara,
Katsina, Niger, Plateau, Sokoto, Nasarawa,
Yobe, Zamfara, Taraba

➡Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University (ATBU):
Bauchi Adamawa, Bauchi, Benue, Borno,
Gombe, Taraba, Yobe

➡Bayero University Kano (BUK): Kano, Jigawa,
Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Sokoto,
Zamfara

➡Federal University of Technology, Akure
(FUTA): Ondo, Ekiti, Lagos, Osun, Oyo, Ondo

➡Federal University of Technology, Minna
(FUTMinna): Minna Niger, Benue, Kebbi, Kogi,
Kwara, Nasarawa, Niger, Plateau, Sokoto,
Zamfara

➡Federal University of Technology, Owerri
(FUTO): Imo Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo,
Enugu

➡Federal University of Technology, Yola
(FUTYola) now Modibbo Adama University of
Technology, Yola (MAUTECH): Adamawa,
Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Taraba, Yobe

➡Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) Ife: Osun,
Ekiti, Lagos, Osun, Oyo, Ondo

➡Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto
(UDUSOK): Sokoto Jigawa, Kwara, Kebbi,
Katsina, Kano, Kano, Kaduna, Nasarawa,
Niger, Sokoto, Zamfara

➡University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN): Enugu
Abia, Anambra, Bayelsa, Cross-River, Delta,
Ebonyi, Edo, Enugu, Imo, Rivers

Nigerian Universities with NO CATCHMENT AREAS!

✴University of Abuja (UNIABUJA)

✴University of Ibadan (UI)

✴Michael Okpara University of Agriculture
Umudike (MOUAU)

✴Federal University of Agriculture, Makurdi
(FUAM)

✴University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT)

✴Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta
(FUNAAB)

✴Federal University of Petroleum Resources,
Effurun (FUPRE)

So, having read this, when you are registering for
the 2015 JAMB UTME, consider the Universities
you choose carefully.

http://www.ngscholars.com/2014/12/nigerian-universities-catchment-areas-states/

http://rapsainot./2015/01/03/nigerian-universities-and-their-catchment-areasstates/

This got me ROTFLMGDAO

lukmonadeola:
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Deadline is jan 16
THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSION.
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Non-indegene:#38,500.
NOTE>If you have not done your CLEARANCE,don't pay till you're cleared.

have you paid yours?

[size=20]BROKE HOES BE LIKE[/size]

DocAdray:
- They should be rich.
- They should be wealthy.
- They should be money bags.
- They shouldn't be poor.






I rest my case OP

Tallesty1:
Udo mara over Nnam.

Meaning?

The moustache though

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehe....I can't cry because of the first one, I just can't beg a lady for love. , but I can cry for the latter.

see as I dey laugh you

Op just give me owo odun

dapsoneh:
so, whts wrong with female kids? Som ppl with their backward mentality.. Smh!

did he actually said something is wrong with them?,

Tallesty1:
lols.....

Morning sir

ututu OMA...

Kedu ka I mere?"

alberto2k:
Yeah... I once cried


Datz when I saw my mom cry

the question is can you cry for love

Tallesty1:
No...


Listen bro, no woman is the best.


People cry when the person they love dump them but the truth is, they should be rejoicing instead because they lost someone that never loved them.

I'll never forget this

passionfame:
Need an urgent reply. My jamb combination are maths, eng, phy and chem, I didn't write economics and government and I have been offered admission to study statistics, should I pay acceptance fee or not

to be on the safer side, just go to the admission is office

blizard44:
The swagger is confident!

container has landed


That's how we roll

This one that you're exposing our ladies, there's god oo

Anti-Female Activists

ojuloge2real:
Eni SLT student here?pls add me up at 2go(ojuloge2real)

aspirant or staylite?

naijaperson:
yaba left escapee. on a funny note

well, I rest my case....

naijaperson:
Never said so Sir.

so ، can we start planning for our wedding now?

naijaperson:
Ogbeni i no be gay , carry ur yansh go next door. I'm ain't a shit hole driller. Na woman and Job i dey find*two in one*

a 200,000dolls/month job? Smh for you..

naijaperson:
I am very very straight...honeypot combing dude. *I cover my yansh with the blood of Jisos.

job or you want abuse me?

ORI COKE

ESE FANTA

[quote author=Mondisweets post=29399924][/quote]and what if I tend to be a lady?

What will a gay call his partner? Boyfriend/girlfriend?