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Sarimah: Just tell her u have ebola

lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

valmunich: Op, just one wrap of weed will settle this, trust me

djeezy: Just tell her the truth. Tell her u asked her out under the influence. A reasonable girl will understand sooner or later.

jennylove7575: ignore what?..I do eye for an eye...he is a stupid kid..lacks home training.. I hate rude boys.

urhoboman: Go and take another shot of alcohol and "unwoo" her under the influence.

jimmy4x: Chai!!! is that enough reason for ur team not to improve over the years
Chelsea that spent 40 years in relegation, where are they now
Top of the EPL table and they are one of the best clubs in the world, can u deny that??
isn't that a remarkable achievement and improvement
so, what exactly is ur point Mr.
compare yourself several years ago and now, are you improving or you are still stagnant and struggling
Aint you tryna improve yourself to become a better person??
My dear, chelsea myt av spent 100 years in relegation buh as at today, Chelsea are one.of the best!!!

Edoblakky: Chelsea may have spent half a century in relegation but they are elders to Arsenal!

dotcomnamename: Eediot, now i know why brainless is in dictionary...

Chelsea went trophyless for almost 50 years

Arsenal went trophyless for almost 10 years

10-50=? Olofo

I doubt if you even walk by a primary school building..

MUMU

jimmy4x: Ogbeni...shut ur trap jor, I been dey think say u get brain to reason b4, last season wey we go trophyless, ow many seasons u don go b4 u manage win FA....oponu, u dey talk bout Abrahamovic, Arsenal team no get owner abi??
abi u don see club wey no get owner...u no just get sense.

PapiWata: How dare you praise the Devil Weed ?

Turn yourself in IMMEDIATELY, but post your stash to my mailing address first, for safe keeping while you are a guest of Hers Majesty.

PapiWata: How dare you praise the Devil Weed ?

Turn yourself in IMMEDIATELY, but post your stash to my mailing address first, for safe keeping while you are a guest of Her Majesty.

Alleinad: I love the fact they are wearing the same shoes. its cute. Lil Wayne is deep and real and only few people are that way, that's why its easy for girls to fall for him.

rokiatu: pretty girl with a rich guy.

kreamidiva: This girl is too old for this this perfect guy.

glitest: REPEAT IN ENGLISH PLS!

glitest: You are in no place to judge someone else's grammar, spelling, or the use of English language; So therefore, quit acting like your better than Someone else, because that's belittling.

merit12: Spoiling the boys abi?

temigracie: **stretches my arms and body****

It is not easy to be the finance minister....I even missed the parry cos i was just too busy with the cash....

Thumbs up to our SPecial artiste/musician, Mr Xtarxyhne...#kiss....you are fantabulous....

Back to business, we realised a whooping sum of fifty six million seven hundred thousand naira.....As you all can see, i've been up since last night busy with my work....

As I have stated initially when i was been sworn-in as the commanding-in-chief of money-matters....Half of this money goes to my pocket....Hian!!!...Who dares raise a voice there??....Atleast am coming out openly and declaring my plans of embezzlement fr the cash....

To the celebrant, I ll be giving you 50 percent of the remaining cash.....can I hear you shout halleluyah.....

The remaining money wil be used to develop this wonderful association....

**bows**...I hope I have served you well??...I hope everyone is happy??.....


Lest i forget....No-one should call any e-EFCC....The boss is my padi and I have gievn him his own share of egunje....

**drops mike**.....

glitest: MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

KelvinGraphics: Bro abeg no change my mood o. I still dey bite pass Suarez o. Beware

Good mawning

sameer1212: ok tnks, eshe gan...jst wake up frm sleep because i hv nt taking my dinner, kind of tired when i came bak.