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Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by rasputinn(op): 11:26pm On Jun 19, 2010
D1KeleVra:
raspuutinn. . . wetin be ya bra size huh
huh undecided huh

Condom size you mean?
SportsRe: Sani Kaita Apologizes by rasputinn(m): 11:10pm On Jun 19, 2010
Where is the darned apology,all I saw was the a$$hole trying to justify his foolishness
SportsRe: Punishment For Sani Kaita by rasputinn(op): 7:01am On Jun 18, 2010
I see everybody is shying away from postingI take it then that Nlanders have all forgiven Kaita.
Nigeria:Good country,great people
Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by rasputinn(op): 6:57am On Jun 18, 2010
cbase:
Ewu oshodi
huh huh
SportsPunishment For Sani Kaita by rasputinn(op): 5:35am On Jun 18, 2010
With the humungously outrageous madness exhibited by Sani Kaita that ultimately allowed Greece to defeat Nigeria,so many people;Nigerians(except Amodu Shaibu,who's actually having a good laugh),Africans and lovers of sanity and good football are so enraged.
Some have suggested that Kaita should never again be allowed to play for the eagles(whether super or otherwise),others have opine that his right leg should be amputated,while the rest recommended  that Kaita be taken to the Psychiatric hospital in Yaba and given a PERMANENT bedspace,while others feel he committed treason and should be tried and sentenced for treason
So nairalanders,what do you suggest should be done to Sani Kaita

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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by rasputinn(m): 5:07am On Jun 18, 2010
[size=14pt]That's what you get when you take a boko haram to a world cup,uselesss violent lot[/size]
PoliticsRe: Delta Signs Pact With Obasanjo Farms by rasputinn(op): 6:41am On Jun 17, 2010
Having realised that his crooked cousin,thief ibori will not be around to kill and rig the election for him and also that things are hotting up for his arse in Delta state,Mole-headed emma uduaghan is now trying to curry the favour of OBJ
PoliticsDelta Signs Pact With Obasanjo Farms by rasputinn(op): 6:39am On Jun 17, 2010
Delta Signs Pact With Obasanjo Farms


http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=176013
SportsRe: NBA Season 2010/11 by rasputinn(m): 9:42pm On Jun 16, 2010
With all the premature ej.ca.cula.tion by lakers fans,one would think they've won the finals already.
Temper the celebrations y'all,nobody expected the Lakers to roll over,but I s'm still betting on the Celts clinching game 7
SportsRe: Should Vuvuzela’s Be Banned From The 2010 World Cup Finals? by rasputinn(m): 9:30pm On Jun 16, 2010
The damn vuvuzelas have been banned already(at least partially);South Africa lost to Uruguay and lost their keeper.Too bad for the tournament really
I hope Uruguay beats Mexico and South Africa finds a way to beat France,it wont be good for the tournament if SA doesn't make it to the knock out stage at least
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing(time Up) by rasputinn(m): 9:53pm On Jun 15, 2010
@ayo84

That's the problem with kids of these days like you,,,what's swagger attitude??,do you even know what swagger meanshuh(that's got to be the most abused and mis-used term in the English vocabulary),I guess not cos I see you're a listless kid,so I'll pass
SportsRe: NBA Season 2010/11 by rasputinn(m): 11:50pm On Jun 14, 2010
I've yearned for a 2008 deja vu,C'mon Celts kill off the damn lakers in game 6,especially now that they're s disillusioned cheesy cheesy cheesy

I've been saying it that there's only so far a single player can carry a team,so it's good to see the frustration is getting to Kobe cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: NBA Season 2010/11 by rasputinn(m): 11:43pm On Jun 14, 2010
On his way into the losing locker room, the most angry man in the Garden was heard to bellow a spontaneous stream of curses into the ears of his Los Angeles Lakers. As the door slammed behind them, a witness heard Kobe Bryant screaming that he needed some-fu.c.kin.g-one to make a stand with him.
We’ve regressed since Game 1,” Bryant confessed to Yahoo! Sports. “Our defense belongs on milk cartons in the last two games.”

All around him, these Lakers were unraveling. Andrew Bynum struggled on one knee. Lamar Odom felt sick. Kevin Garnett destroyed Pau Gasol, and Paul Pierce obliterated Ron Artest. Rondo made dramatic, defining plays. The Lakers let down everywhere. This looked like 2008 again, looked like the manhandling that doomed the Lakers to a humiliating Finals loss in Boston
"

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-bryantlakers061410

grin grin grin grin
MINT
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 10:52pm On Jun 14, 2010
The doomsday countdown is on for Ibori
PoliticsRe: Juju: Fear Grips Kidnappers, Robbers In Edo- Storm Palace For Forgiveness by rasputinn(m): 9:59pm On Jun 14, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin

shakes head
PoliticsRe: Monumental Land Scams In Lagos Involving Governor Fashola And Ex Governor Tinubu by rasputinn(m): 9:47pm On Jun 14, 2010
Kobojunkie:
@Poster, is it possible you and your group create a website, put this and other information on it and then include updates so people who would like to monitor progress of this group can do so conveniently, and easily? It is becoming really hard to track many of the accusations and developments on this groups concerns and more. I think you will do the people of Lagos more good by creating a solid website for this and future campaigns.
Exactly
The only way to go to equity is with clean hands
PoliticsRe: What Is Segun Adeniyi Doing Now? by rasputinn(m): 9:42pm On Jun 14, 2010
By night,he works as a cabbie in new york
By daytime,he shuttles between some universities in NY seeking for adission into the department of right approach to public service and good behaviour
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing(time Up) by rasputinn(m): 9:19pm On Jun 14, 2010
I have three pretenders that should quit singing already,they are:

1.Terry G
2.Terry G
3.Terry G
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by rasputinn(m): 9:11pm On Jun 14, 2010
If it was when I had the time and energy to advice or suggest to stubborn men that would certainly never take those suggestions,I'd have adviced Arsene Wenger to buy Vincent Enyeama;that guy is far better than a combination of Fabianski and Almunia,he's even better than Lloris
SportsRe: NBA Season 2010/11 by rasputinn(m): 12:22pm On Jun 14, 2010
@ All Celtics fans

Keep believing,deja vu of 2008 season is in the offing
C'mon boys(Rondo,Pierce,Allen and oif course BIG BABY cheesy),give us the next game

GO CELTICS
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 7:27am On Jun 13, 2010
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I can't wait for his HANDCUFFING and extradition to the UK

PS;Does any nairalander have Ibori's Dubai jail pictures,I need to use them for billboards in Delta state
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 7:22am On Jun 13, 2010
@ Admin

Please work on your spambost,why is it editing c.u.m(without the dots),when used in instances such as player cum keeper and changing the c.u.m to come huh undecided
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 6:40am On Jun 13, 2010
^^^^
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed(weeps profusely for his beloved Delta State)
However did a petty thief turned shop thief c.u.m credit card thief come fraudster,who was convicted as recently as 1992,turned murderer in 1992/93 get to become the governor of Delta state in 1999huh huh angry angry angry

It WILL NEVER BE WELL with you James Ibori.May you,your children and all those your partners in crime,live in regret,shame,heart ache,heart brake and sorrow for the remainder of your miserable low lives.

I spit on you all
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 6:33am On Jun 13, 2010
[b][size=14pt]REMINDER[/size][/b]FOR THOSE WHO'VE FORGOTTEN SOME OF IBORI'S EARLIER CRIMINAL RECORDS



More facts are now emerging from the UK over the fraudulent life history of James Ibori and his wife, Theresa Nkoyo Ibori (nee Nakanda).

Saharareporters investigators have unearthed never-before-published information about Ibori's criminal past in London in the early 1990's.

According to UK court documents obtained by Saharareporters, James Ibori was twice convicted for stealing and dishonest acts by UK courts in 1991 and 1992.

In his first trial, his then girlfriend (now wife), Theresa Nakanda, was convicted along with Mr. Ibori on January 25, 1991 at the Isleworth Crown Court in London.

In that trial, Theresa Nakanda, who gave her date of birth as January 5th 1968, was convicted on two counts and fined £300 and £450. James Ibori, who, according to court documents, gave his date of birth as August 4th 1962, was also fined in the same amounts. At the time of his conviction, Ibori lived in the Middlesex area of London.

Ibori (who used "Obori" as his last name) was working as store cashier in London with Wickes, a home improvement chain. The court case charged that Ibori aided his girlfriend, Theresa Nakanda, to steal building materials from the store over a period of time.According to the prosecutors, Ms. Nakanda would come into the store where Ibori was a cashier to “buy” building materials and Ibori, as the cashier, would act as if she had paid for the products by checking her out through his cashier slot. She never paid. shocked shocked shocked

Court details revealed that Ibori and his girlfriend carried on their defrauding of Wickes for a long period of time. Unknown to them, security cameras monitored their activities and, sometime in 1991, policemen were called in to arrest both Ibori and Theresa Nakanda. The Isleworth Crown Court convicted them both for stealing. They were let go after paying 300 and 450 pounds each as fines for stealing and dishonest acts.

Despite that conviction, Ibori continued his acts of fraud in the UK. In 1992 he was arrested for using an American Express Gold credit card stolen from another person shocked shocked. He was tried at the Clerkenwell Magistrate’s Court and convicted for stealing and credit card fraud. Again, the court imposed fines of £300 and £400 respectively as penalty.

Ironically, a man named James Ibori—and widely believed to be the ex-governor of Delta State—was in 1995 convicted by a Bwari Magistrate court in Abuja for stealing building materials.

However, when two citizens of Delta State challenged Ibori’s competence to run for governorship by drawing attention to his conviction, the former governor, according to a lawyer who asked not to be named, heavily bribed judges of the Federal Appeals Court as well as justices of the Supreme Court.

“The judges who handled the case ignored obvious testimonies by the judge who convicted Ibori, and ruled that Governor James Ibori was not the same James Ibori who was convicted,” said the lawyer. “It was a sad moment for the Nigerian judiciary. It was as if there was another James Ibori out there. The judges knew better. There is no other Ibori who was convicted apart from the man who was governor. Nobody has ever heard of or seen the other ‘Ibori’. He doesn’t exist.”

Ibori’s reputation as a big briber
may now complicate his case before a Federal High Court in Kaduna where he was yesterday charged on more than a hundred counts of corruption, graft and money laundering.

In May, 2007, Ibori tried to bribe Nuhu Ribadu, the chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, with $15 million in order to persuade the commission to drop corruption charges against him.

Saharareporters learnt that several staff members of Ibori’s staff delivered the staggering amount to Ribadu’s Abuja home in cash. Unknown to Ibori, EFCC operatives secured the money to use it to bolster their case before the Kaduna Federal High Court.

Ibori’s criminal past in London seemed to prepare him for dabbling in the bloodier assignment of working undercover for the repressive regime led by the late General Sani Abacha.

[b]Records show that, soon after Ibori’s second conviction, he slipped out of the UK and returned to Nigeria where he joined hands with the military regime that was badly in need of underground killers during Abacha's reign of terror.
Ibori has been fingered in the assassination of Pa Alfred Rewane, one of the most outspoken critics of Abacha’s rule. Ibori reportedly led the killer gang that shot Pa Rewane, shocked shocked shocked shocked a financier of the National Democratic Coalition (NADECO), in the early days of Abacha’s murderous reign.

Ibori was handsomely rewarded by Abacha and Major al Mustapha, the ex-dictator’s chief security officer. Funded by Abacha, James Ibori started Diet newspapers in Lagos. In order to pave the way for Diet newspaper to thrive, Abacha clamped down on major Lagos-based newspapers, including the Guardian and Punch. However, when Abacha needed to frame up journalists for a coup plot, Ibori was quick to sacrifice one of his editors named Niran Malaolu to the Abacha government. Malaoulu was tried and sentenced to life imprisonment by the Abacha regime for plotting to overthrow the government.[/
b]
Ibori may have confessed to EFCC investigators about his UK convictions, according to a source privy to his interrogations.

Armed with information on Ibori's prior convictions, security agencies in Nigeria have requested the Interpol to compile and secure a database of Nigerians convicted for criminal activities in the U.S. and Europe. The database may be used to run background checks on serving political office holders.

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/omoyele-sowore/as-iboris-trial-begins-startling-revelations-surface-about-his-two-convictions-in-london.html
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 6:13am On Jun 13, 2010
Pamperme:
Hi Rasputinn. Mine is 27th cheesy
Hey man,how many times do you want to be pampered.You were the first 27th baby to register on this thread in 2008.Well,here is the liast of you and your September 27th gang;Pamperme,Muddie4u,ottentick,finegeorge and dgr8truth.

Hope you're doing great in all spheres buddy? wink wink
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by rasputinn(m): 9:45pm On Jun 12, 2010
Mixed feelings
SportsRe: World Cup: Uruguay Vs France [0 - 0] On 11th June 2010 by rasputinn(m): 9:35pm On Jun 11, 2010
Ribery has been an absolute waste,he's so always over elaborating
PoliticsRe: Chris Okotie Joins Presidential Race. . . Again?! by rasputinn(m): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2010
BTW,I hope there's a law now prohibiting the release of N250 million or any funds for that matter to political parties,so many political jobbers have used this loophole to job Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Dubai Update: Ibori's Bail Revoked! by rasputinn(m): 9:28pm On Jun 11, 2010
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“Ibori will remain in prison until the conclusion of his extradition hearing in the United Arab Emirates.”

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20100611226918

The above extract from a newspaper report really made my day today
MINT

PoliticsRe: Chris Okotie Joins Presidential Race. . . Again?! by rasputinn(m): 9:13pm On Jun 11, 2010
Next please
SportsRe: World Cup: Uruguay Vs France [0 - 0] On 11th June 2010 by rasputinn(m): 9:10pm On Jun 11, 2010
SA V Mexico was more interesting
SportsRe: NBA Season 2010/11 by rasputinn(m): 12:51pm On Jun 11, 2010
Now CELTS,please make it a Deja Vu of the 2008 season,it's in you guys

[size=14pt]GO CELTICS[/size]

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