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I wonder how many people this story go help

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End time boyfriend

Just hearing friendship ring for the first time oooo

Noting wey person no go hear and see again

This ur post get as e be oooooooo, eye Don dey pain me

I can't say, I don't belong to that category

Relationship breaker

All salary people must read this:-----

After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.

So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager.

The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying:

"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

I was shocked to hear this !!!

But the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 262 days

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days?

Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 23 days.

Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days)

Me: No Sir!

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?

Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on New year's day..?

Me: No sir..!!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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So, How many days do you work ?

ENJOY UR DAY!!!!!

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May God continue to protect us

she still said it yesterday night

Men with their chicken brain sha

rashyraj12@gmail.com

Goodday Mr Abrahamjesus,

I am fresh graduate with 2.1 , studied Accounting .

I need a job too.

Thanks bro

are u kidding me? nothing lost here

but i still like her a lot

queenstll:
PLEASE ADD ME ON BBM:- 58C12043

for what ?

the first time i stepped into Port Harcout , i was happy from Lagos going to one of the oil states(river state) in the country , but stepping into the airport , the airport killed my happy mood

Port harcout international airport is just like ijora market

kilode100:
Do you know how many times I have gone from good to bad? I have tried o..
Anyways, I don't believe that anyone can just change like that... My first hubby thought I changed

I ..

lips sealed

kilode100:
How so?

babe , you can't judge for someone else na by saying YES ....say for yourself only

i believe anyone can change anytime

From Good to Bad
From Bad to Good

nairaland no go kill person with list of this and that................. experience they say is the best teacher ,i want to learn from my seniors not from her

kilode100:
Once a hustler, always a hustler..

you just lied

@OP is this you?

@lalasticlala, must this thread make fp?

Wonders shall never cease

so?

SoNature:
Moms are wonderful creatures. Tell her and she will gladly help you. But if your own is the opposite type or late, nwanne, your name na OYO

so true dear, some Moms are ...........Lips sealed

phlamesG:
Who wan marry this one?

Man like you