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bentenny:
Who will thank the Ukrainians for their resistance against Putin?

Putin isn't fighting the Ukrainian people, he's fighting NATO imperialism, Nazism, Capitalism and neo-Colonialism from reaching Russian borders.

Ebenezer2021:
you terrorist will just be generating fake AI pictures and spread propaganda on his death.
Iran has lost this battle already.
Move on

How market?

Check the left side of his suit. Is this how Israelis sew their suits?

Nwaikpe:
America is underestimating these guys
They don't know that it is an ideology.

Only Israel understands who they are and how they can be dealt with.
Only Israel can make a Gaza out of an Iran, and the score will be 1 IDF to 20,000 IRGC.

The Americans don't know that that is the ideology of the IRGC.
They pride themselves on losses, and they count loss and defeat as "victory."
For that situation, you don't war them to win. You war them with an objective.

Rubbish. Uneducated and childish comment.

donleo92:
Arrrgh!!!

Who they advise Iran on that one?

That is na obvious extinction Iran won go!!!

See them see nuke

Donald Trump go just they laugh them

Small nyash dey shake

Right now the economy of Iran is in rubbles.

There economy is bleeding and they are still doing bombing

Because of US imposed sanctions, their economy has been in rubbles for decades.

This war has given them the opportunity to demand the removal of sanctions as a condition for cease fire.

god of Israel is no where to be seen.

All hail the new king of the middle east, IRAN.

MANCHESTER – In a pulsating encounter at Old Trafford, Manchester United secured their third Premier League win in a row, overpowering a resilient Brighton & Hove Albion side 4-2 on Saturday. The victory, powered by a brilliant Bryan Mbeumo brace, propels United into the top four of the Premier League table, signaling a potential shift in momentum under new head coach Ruben Amorim.

The match was a thrilling showcase of attacking intent and defensive vulnerability from both teams, ultimately decided by United’s clinical finishing at crucial moments.

The game burst into life early and maintained high intensity throughout. Matheus Cunha opened the scoring for United in the 24th minute after a clever assist from Casemiro. Ten minutes later, Casemiro turned from provider to scorer, doubling United’s lead with a precise finish that sent the Old Trafford crowd into raptures.

After halftime, United continued to dominate, and in the 61st minute, Bryan Mbeumo added a third goal, seemingly putting the contest beyond Brighton’s reach. However, the visitors were not ready to fold. Danny Welbeck, returning to face his former club, pulled one back in the 74th minute to inject life into the game. Then, deep into stoppage time, substitute Charalampos Kostoulas struck again for Brighton, reducing the deficit to 3-2 and setting up a tense finale.

Just when it seemed United might buckle under pressure, Mbeumo rose to the occasion once more. In the sixth minute of added time, he calmly slotted home his second goal of the match to seal a 4-2 victory, ensuring the three points stayed in Manchester.

United began the match with clear intensity and control, only to endure a nervy closing period as Brighton grew into the game. The Seagulls, under coach Fabian Hürzeler, enjoyed more of the ball, finishing with over 57 percent possession. Their late resurgence showed their trademark resilience, but defensive lapses at key moments ultimately proved costly.

For Manchester United, this win represents more than just another victory. It marks their third straight Premier League triumph, lifting them to fourth place with 16 points and strengthening their credentials for a top-four finish. Under Amorim’s guidance, the team appears to be rediscovering rhythm and confidence, with Mbeumo’s contributions proving especially vital—his four league goals already making him one of the standout performers of the campaign.

Brighton, on the other hand, remain 10th in the table with 12 points. Despite the defeat, they can take pride in their fighting spirit and attacking enterprise, though they will regret the defensive errors that undermined their performance.

The result at Old Trafford sends a clear message: Manchester United are finding their stride. While questions remain about their defensive solidity, the combination of attacking flair, grit, and composure under pressure suggests that a new era of confidence and consistency may finally be taking shape at the Theatre of Dreams.

Just awful... help me with the rest 40 characters

How do I use 40 characters to explain that I'm not impressed with Man utd?

These doctors prove that Black brilliance in medicine isn’t rare — it’s revolutionary....

Na Wa o... see money... Na so e dey happen for US?

Christmyhope:
May Christ Jesus continue to uphold both of you until the day he comes. I love 💕💕 both of you with affection that is in Christ Jesus, our savior.

Amen and amen! Thank you so much for your Christ-centered love and encouragement.
I truly appreciate your heart, and I say a big God bless you richly.

May Christ Jesus continue to strengthen, guide, and preserve us all in truth and love — until the day of His glorious return.

I love you too with the affection of Christ.
Let’s keep standing for truth, praying for mercy, and shining His light in this dark world.

Grace, peace, and much love in Jesus’ name. 💕🙌🏽🕊️

Here’s a list of the most popular Nigerian comedy skit makers (as of 2025), known for dominating social media with hilarious, relatable, and often viral content. These creators blend street vibes, pidgin, satire, and creative storytelling to entertain fans across Nigeria and the diaspora:


1. Sabinus (Mr. Funny) – Emmanuel Chukwuemeka

Style: Naive "Investor" persona, exaggerations, street humor.

Catchphrase: “You dey whine me ni?”

Platform: YouTube, Instagram, Facebook

Why Popular: Consistency, relatable struggles, signature blue shirt.


2. Brain Jotter (Chukwuebuka Emmanuel Amuzie)

Style: No-nonsense "leave here" character.

Catchphrase: “Abeg get out!”

Platform: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok

Why Popular: Unique personality, physical comedy, realistic characters.


3. Taooma (Maryam Apaokagi-Greene)

Style: Multi-character skits (African family drama), fast-paced editing.

Platform: Instagram, YouTube

Why Popular: Hilarious portrayal of strict African mothers and households.


4. Kiekie (Bukunmi Adeaga-Ilori)

Style: Fashion, satire, posh and local blend.

Platform: Instagram, TikTok

Why Popular: Energy, Yoruba-English mix, spontaneous rants.


5. Sydney Talker (Sydney Egere)

Style: Slapstick, facial expressions, embarrassing moments.

Platform: YouTube, Instagram

Why Popular: Meme king, physical comedy, group skits.


6. Lasisi Elenu (Nosa Afolabi)

Style: Rants with Snapchat mouth filter, social commentary.

Platform: Instagram, YouTube

Why Popular: Satirical takes on politics, relationships, and society.


7. Zicsaloma (Isaac Aloma)

Style: Female roles, exaggerated mannerisms, religious satire.

Platform: TikTok, Instagram, YouTube

Why Popular: Church aunties, overzealous mothers, village vibes.


8. Mr Macaroni (Debo Adebayo)

Style: Sugar daddy (Daddy Wa), political satire, "Freaky freaky".

Catchphrase: “You’re doing well!”

Platform: YouTube, Facebook, Instagram

Why Popular: Clever social messages, skits with fine girls, comedy+activism.


9. Broda Shaggi (Samuel Perry)

Style: Streetwise agbero, loud, dramatic.

Catchphrase: “Oya hit me now!”

Platform: YouTube, Instagram

Why Popular: Musicals, character depth, singing, Nollywood appearances.


10. Officer Woos

Style: Police officer skits, hilarious extortion tactics.

Platform: YouTube, Instagram

Why Popular: Collaboration with Broda Shaggi, satire on Nigerian police.


11. MC Lively (Michael Sani Amanesi)

Style: Frustrated law graduate, lawyer-skits.

Platform: Instagram, YouTube

Why Popular: Loud outbursts, wordplay, joblessness drama.


12. Pankeeroy

Style: Youth lifestyle, dating skits, dancing.

Platform: TikTok, Instagram

Why Popular: Trendy vibe, romance-humor blend.


13. Josh2funny (Josh Alfred)

Style: Nonsensical lyrics, “Don’t Leave Me” pun master.

Platform: Instagram, YouTube, TikTok

Why Popular: Wordplay, international virality (even on Ellen Show).


14. Nons Miraj (Ada Jesus)

Style: Village girl trying to be posh.

Platform: TikTok, YouTube, Instagram

Why Popular: Blending village vibes with city drama.


15. Mark Angel Comedy

Style: Family-friendly comedy with kids (notably Emmanuella & Success).

Platform: YouTube (over 8M+ subscribers)

Why Popular: Longest-running Nigerian skit platform, global reach.


🎯 Rising Stars to Watch

Kiriku & Umbrella Boy – young stars with street-smart skits.

Soso Comedian – creative transitions and facial acting.

Layi Wasabi – lawyer skits with calm but deadly sarcasm.

Classy Jester – high-quality production, unique concepts.


🏆 Summary by Platform:

Platform Top Skit Makers

YouTube Mark Angel, Sabinus, Broda Shaggi
Instagram Taooma, Sydney Talker, Lasisi Elenu
TikTok Brain Jotter, Zicsaloma, Kiekie


🔥 Why Nigerian Skit Comedy is Booming:

Low-cost, high-reach content.

Relatable Nigerian problems (NEPA, police, Lagos life).

Use of pidgin and local languages.

Collaborations and brand endorsements.

Audience love for quick laughs (1–3 min skits).

MaxInDHouse:
We have all these among us but they're not recognized outside our gathering because they don't bear the office title with their names.

Fake are ministers whose religious titles are known by outsiders apart from members of the congregation so nobody outside our congregation knows any of our ministers with titles yet we've got brothers serving in all those offices.

We have billionaires among us but they must delete their status off their heads to carry their Bibles and bags for preaching from house to house and door to door as humble followers of Christ Jesus! Luke 18:22


Any religion where all the members aren't preaching and teaching in their neighborhood is fake that's the import of Matthew 7:15-20 because the fruitage of Christ is his disciples who are preaching and teaching in all the earth {Matthew 28:19-20; Act 1:8} so if any group only gathers people to teach them but members aren't preaching as Jesus commanded then such a religion is not producing the fruit Jesus talked about!


True Christianity doesn't promote titles outside the congregation of God because it's only within us that these men are serving as ministers not outside the congregation when people see us outside the congregation nobody should know the difference. That's why Pharisees couldn't identify Jesus in the midst of his disciples once a person is identified by outsiders with a title then members of such a group are not Christians!

I never saw a better response. Thank you. 100% correct!

Elusive001:
Why not look at what will jesus do as per Islamic terrorism. GOD has His plans for Israel.

Have looked at what JESUS CHRIST would do asper the evil men ruling Nigeria, islam,

While we pray for the peace of israel, the Book of Revelations gives and insight into what will happen to them.

Romans 11:25-32 GNT
[25] There is a secret truth, my friends, which I want you to know, for it will keep you from thinking how wise you are. It is that the stubbornness of the people of Israel is not permanent, but will last only until the complete number of Gentiles comes to God.
[26] And this is how all Israel will be saved. As the scripture says, “The Savior will come from Zion and remove all wickedness from the descendants of Jacob.
[27] I will make this covenant with them when I take away their sins.”
[28] Because they reject the Good News, the Jews are God's enemies for the sake of you Gentiles. But because of God's choice, they are his friends because of their ancestors.
[29] For God does not change his mind about whom he chooses and blesses.
[30] As for you Gentiles, you disobeyed God in the past; but now you have received God's mercy because the Jews were disobedient.
[31] In the same way, because of the mercy that you have received, the Jews now disobey God, in order that they also may now receive God's mercy.
[32] For God has made all people prisoners of disobedience, so that he might show mercy to them all

Thank you again for your thoughtful response and the Scriptures you quoted. I appreciate your heart for God’s Word and for Israel.

I believe every word you quoted from Romans 11.
Yes — Israel has a prophetic destiny.
Yes — God’s covenant with Abraham is not broken.
Yes — all Israel will one day be saved when they recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
And yes — we must pray for the peace of Jerusalem (Psalm 122:6).

That said, recognizing God’s future plans for Israel doesn’t mean we stay silent when injustice happens today — just like pointing out sin in Nigeria doesn’t mean I hate Nigeria.


✅ 1. I'm not siding with terrorism — ever

Let me be very clear:
I completely reject Islamic terrorism, Hamas, Boko Haram, Al Qaeda — and every other form of violence or extremism. They don’t represent God, and their actions are demonic.

But rejecting terrorism doesn’t mean we excuse oppression — from anyone. If Israel’s government or army makes decisions that harm innocent civilians, especially women and children, as believers, we are called to speak truth in love, just like Jesus did with the Pharisees and with Rome.


✅ 2. Jesus is Lord over all nations — not just Israel

Yes, He will return to Jerusalem. Yes, the Jews have a special place in prophecy. But let’s not forget:

“There is no Jew or Gentile... we are all one in Christ Jesus.” — Galatians 3:28



Whether in Gaza, Nigeria, Sudan, or Israel, the suffering of the innocent grieves the heart of God.


✅ 3. Jesus stood for righteousness everywhere — not just in Jewish circles

He spoke against the evil in His own people, His government, His religion, and even His friends.
He would do the same today — in Israel, in Nigeria, in Palestine, and in Islamic nations.

If Jesus saw Christians justifying civilian deaths in the name of politics or prophecy, He’d correct us — just as He corrected Peter when he misunderstood the nature of God’s kingdom.


🙏🏽 Final Thought:

Yes, I pray for Israel.
Yes, I believe in their prophetic destiny.
But I also believe in what the whole Bible teaches — that God is not mocked, and that He hears the cry of the oppressed, regardless of nationality.

God will judge terrorists, but He will also judge leaders who oppress, even if they wear the badge of "chosen people."

Let’s continue to pray, to preach Christ, and to walk in truth, mercy, and justice.

Grace and peace.

MaxInDHouse:
The highlighted word is a religious title that calls attention in today's world and Jesus taught us not to bear titles that will be recognizable in the world! Matthew 23:8
In Jesus' day the common title among Jews is "RABBI" meaning TEACHER the Pharisees back then bears this title so wherever they go in their community they are highly respected {Matthew 23:6-7} in order to make unscriptural gain with their religious titles they use God's word to bind people {Matthew 23:4} to extort money! Matthew 23:23

Today's Pharisees are using the titles like PASTOR, BISHOP, APOSTLE and the likes to claim referential treatment in the society so if you don't understand what Jesus taught in the scriptures you may mistake these people for Christians they only changed their titles {2Corinthians 11:13-14} because Jesus spoke extensively about them in the Bible but the mode of operation remains the same just like the Pharisees of the first century!
So they are not TRUE Christians that's why they are all accumulating material possessions and since they have many following them the society is filled with greedy people!

This is a bold and provocative comment rooted in a sincere desire for truth — but it also carries generalizations, assumptions, and possible misinterpretations.


Thank you for sharing your thoughts. I respect your zeal for truth and your concern about false teachers — that’s something Jesus and the apostles also warned us about. You quoted Matthew 23, and yes, Jesus did rebuke the religious leaders of His day for loving titles, honor, and abusing their spiritual authority.

But I believe it’s important we rightly divide the Word of truth (2 Timothy 2:15) and avoid swinging into extremes that may lead to blanket condemnation of everyone who bears a ministry title today.

Let me clarify a few points:


✅ 1. Jesus condemned pride — not roles

Yes, Jesus warned us not to seek titles as status symbols (Matthew 23:6–10). But He didn’t say there should be no teachers, pastors, or apostles at all. In fact, He Himself appointed them:

“And He gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers…”
– Ephesians 4:11



These roles were meant to build up the body of Christ, not dominate or manipulate people. The abuse of these offices by some does not cancel their purpose.


✅ 2. False ministers exist — but not all ministers are false

Paul warned us that Satan disguises himself as an angel of light, and his servants pretend to be apostles and teachers (2 Corinthians 11:13–14). That's true.
But he didn’t say everyone with those titles is fake. We are told to test the spirits (1 John 4:1), not condemn all ministers outright.


✅ 3. Material wealth isn’t automatic proof of corruption

It’s dangerous to assume that anyone with material possessions or influence is automatically a false Christian.
Yes, greed is sin.
Yes, many are exploiting people in the name of God.
But there are also genuine servants of God using their resources for missions, charity, and kingdom work — quietly, without cameras.

Let’s judge people by their fruits, not just by their titles or bank accounts (Matthew 7:16–20).


✅ 4. True Christianity is deeper than outward labels

I agree — not everyone who shouts “Lord, Lord” is truly saved (Matthew 7:21).
We must walk in humility, holiness, and truth. But that doesn’t mean the presence of a title like “Pastor” or “Bishop” makes someone automatically fake.

There are still true shepherds after God’s heart out there (Jeremiah 3:15).


💭 Final Thought:

Let’s be careful not to throw away the baby with the bathwater.
Jesus was against spiritual pride, not spiritual leadership.
He was against empty religion, not divine order.
Let’s expose error, yes — but also honor those who labor faithfully in truth and love (1 Thessalonians 5:12–13).

Thanks again for your comment — iron sharpens iron.

Elusive001:
Mr. Poster, do you believe that CHRIST JESUS is the only begotten Son of GOD? Do you believe that he is one with GOD? Do you believe that He is the Saviour of mankind amd He is the only way to GOD Almighty?
Does the land belongs to the Jews (Israel) or the Arabs, Palestinians?

But you mock Christians that Jews rejected and also killed CHRIST JESUS.

What's your opinion about the October 7 massacre and rockets/missiles that are constantly fired at Israel?

Leave Jews alone. They work with Torah and not the New Testament.

If they crucified the Son of GOD, why tell them what JESUS CHRIST would do? Preach salvation to the Jews first.

You want to look at things as how JESUS CHRIST would but you are not born-again.

Brother, I appreciate your concern and your passion for Christ. Let me lovingly clarify a few things:

Yes — I 100% believe that Jesus Christ is the only begotten Son of God, one with the Father, and the only way to salvation. He is the Saviour of the world, and without Him, no one — Jew or Gentile — can be saved. I believe the Gospel is first to the Jew, then to the Gentile (Romans 1:16). No question about that.

Now, regarding the post — I wasn't mocking Christ or Christians. In fact, I was attempting to reflect how the heart of Jesus — full of mercy, justice, and truth — would respond to suffering, especially innocent lives being lost. My post was from a place of empathy, not theology warfare.

About Israel and the land — yes, biblically, God gave that land to Abraham and his descendants. But remember, not all Israel is Israel (Romans 9:6). Also, land without love, justice, and righteousness is just sand. God is not partial — He requires righteousness from everyone who claims to represent Him.

As for October 7 and the attacks on Israel — I absolutely condemn terrorism, kidnappings, and attacks on civilians. Violence from Hamas or any group is evil, and I do not support it. But as followers of Christ, we are also called to condemn the suffering of innocent civilians in Gaza, including children, mothers, and the poor — because God loves them too.

You said, "Leave the Jews alone. They follow Torah, not the New Testament." But didn't Jesus weep over Jerusalem? Didn’t He say, "How often I would have gathered you as a hen gathers her chicks"? (Matthew 23:37). He didn’t "leave them alone" — He loved them enough to confront them with truth. And we are to do the same — not with hate, but with bold love.

Finally, you said “You want to look at things as how Jesus would, but you are not born-again.” — You don't know my heart. But Christ does. I have given my life to Jesus, and I strive daily to walk in the Spirit, not in the flesh. If I fall short, I repent. But I will not stop trying to reflect the Jesus of the Bible, not the one created by politics.

Let’s keep the conversation in love, in truth, and in humility. We are all still learning, and none of us has arrived.

Blessings.

MaxInDHouse:
The Bible God is rich so His worshipers are the richest of all people on planet earth.
But how do we quantify the word "RICH"?
Well we need to note that riches is not just what we value when the persons involved doesn't value it.
For instance gold is a precious stone that is valued by most people became it's used as jewelries and for decoration but what if we take it to a place where the inhabitants don't use gold as jewelries? That means our precious yellow metal has become almost useless because it's not solid enough to stand on its own unless when applied on other solid materials for beautification whereas beauty remains in the eyes of the beholder.
So what is true riches?
Well true riches connotes sufficiency this means if a community is truly rich all members of such a community will be happy as they equally possess what they valued most and in such a community there will be love, joy and peace.
True Christians valued something totally different from what the world has to offer not things that perishes therefore when you see people accumulating perishable material things of the world know today that they are not followers of the man from Nazareth: Jesus!

“Stop storing up for yourselves treasures on the earth, where moth and rust consume and where thieves break in and steal. Rather, store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust consumes, and where thieves do not break in and steal.  For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." Matthew 6:19-21

God bless you and may you have peace!

Thank you for this deep and thoughtful perspective 🙏🏾

You’re absolutely right — true riches go beyond material things. As you said, what we value isn’t always what God values. Jesus clearly taught us not to store treasures on earth but in heaven.

But I think the real question here is about balance and alignment:

If pastors are living in extreme wealth, while many in their congregation can’t afford school fees or basic needs, should we not ask why? 🤔

It’s not about condemning prosperity — it’s about being accountable, transparent, and making sure the gospel isn’t used as a money-making machine.

Like you quoted:
"Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
If our heart is with Christ, it should reflect in how we treat others — especially the poor.

Thanks again for sharing. May God continue to give us all wisdom, love, and peace! 🙌🏾✨

The Nigerian Church Paradox: Where the Pastors Are Billionaires, But the Churches Ain’t


🇳🇬 A Nation of Churches…

Step into any street corner in Nigeria and you’ll hear it:

A preacher with a megaphone, a prayer house in a rented shop, a revival crusade blocking the road, or a church building that sprang up overnight like mushrooms after rain.
From Lagos to Lokoja, Port Harcourt to Potiskum — we are arguably the most “churched” nation in the world.

Statistically, Nigeria ranks in the top 3 globally for number of churches.

We boast tens of thousands of congregations, denominations, cathedrals, and spiritual “headquarters.”

You’d think we were building staircases to heaven on every street.

But here's the punchline:

When it comes to the richest churches in the world, none — not even one — is Nigerian.


💰 But When You Check the Pastors…

Now flip the script.

Google "richest pastors in the world" and Nigerian names dominate the charts.

David Oyedepo – estimated net worth over $150 million.

Chris Oyakhilome – real estate mogul and media empire.

The late TB Joshua, Enoch Adeboye, Johnson Suleman, and more — all have fingers in deep financial pies.


Nigeria has at least 3 pastors in the top 10 richest globally, and several more just outside the elite bracket.
Private jets. Multiple universities. Real estate holdings. Global franchises. TV networks.


🤔 Wait… How Can This Be?

How can the pastors be rich, but the churches not?

How does a country filled with millions of Christians, thousands of tithing congregations, and weekly offering collections —
not even make the list of globally rich churches like the Catholic Church, Church of England, or Mormon Church?

Here’s the uncomfortable truth:

In Nigeria, many churches are structured around the pastor — not the institution.
So when the money flows in, it flows up… not necessarily into the church, but into the man of God.


🕯️ The Jesus Question

Let’s pause and ask:
What would Jesus say about this?

The man who rode a donkey, not a Benz.

The man who said, “Sell your possessions and give to the poor.”

The man who flipped the tables of greedy merchants in the temple.


Compare that to:

Pastors with multiple jets while members trek to church.

Offering lines in churches where widows give their last ₦500.

Universities built by churches that church members can’t afford to attend.


The contradiction is glaring.


📉 The Bigger Impact

Let’s also talk about the spiritual, social, and economic cost:

Prosperity gospel has made many Christians believe that tithing = success, and poverty = sin.

Accountability is absent — few Nigerian churches publish audited reports.

Excessive loyalty to men of God has replaced critical thinking and scripture-based faith.

Meanwhile, poverty, insecurity, and corruption still plague the nation — in spite of the church boom.


So we ask:

If religion is booming, but the country is bleeding,
if pastors are flying, but members are suffering,
then who really is the gospel working for?


🧠 Final Food for Thought

Let’s be clear:
There’s nothing wrong with prosperity — even biblical characters like Abraham, Solomon, and Job were wealthy.

But in the New Testament, the wealth was never an idol. It was a tool.
The church wasn't a brand. The pastor wasn't a superstar. The gospel wasn't a business.

So maybe it’s time we asked tough questions:

Should churches function more like accountable institutions, not personality cults?

Should there be financial transparency?

Should wealth be reinvested into the community that built the church?

Should the pastor’s lifestyle reflect the realities of his flock?

Until we answer these, Nigeria will remain the land of churches,
where the altars are high, but morals are low…
where the offering baskets are full, but the streets are still hungry.


✍️ Conclusion

This isn’t an attack on faith.
It’s a call to return to what true faith looks like.

Because until the church is richer than the pastor,
we may just be worshipping men, not God.


🔁 Share Your Thoughts

Are you a church-goer in Nigeria? What have you observed?

Let’s talk. Respectfully.

Softmirror:
Nigeria also ranks very high among the top 3 in the world when it comes to number of Churches. The irony is this, none of these Nigerian churches ranks among the top richest in the world. But when it comes to the richest Pastors in the world, at least 3 Nigerian pastors are found in the first 10 while many more in the next 10. That is food for thought.

📌 Food for Thought Indeed

If the members dey poor, the church dey humble,
but the pastor dey rich like oil well – who exactly the gospel dey benefit?

Jesus ride donkey, but some men of God dey fly Gulfstream jet.
Wetin really dey go on?

Openair:
Ravinwolf come and explain to him how you guys will defeat city abeg...dem dy doubt a whole man utd😁

Ahhh my guy! Make I break am down for you like analyst:


🎤 MANCHESTER DERBY: MAN CITY VS MAN U – WHO GO COLLECT??

E go shele dis weekend o, and everybody dey reason say "Utd fit run am?"
Oya make we yan truth for street level.


🔥 Man U small hope dey – no be say dem useless like NEPA light

1. Bruno dey create chances like area boys dey arrange gala for hold-up
If e click, dem fit shock City.

2. Dem get some small speed for front – boys like Mbeumo dey ginger
If dem catch City high line, dem fit do fast break like okada for inside Ajah.

3. Dem don beat City before for Etihad – no be today dem dey play derby
So dem no go fear, but dem go reason am well.

4. City no too balance this season – form be like pure water sachet
Dem don lose some small small matches wey normal no suppose happen. Small crack dey.


🚫 BUT OMO, MAKE WE NO DEY DECEIVE OURSELVES – CITY STILL BAD GUYS

1. Man U get injury everywhere – like k-leg full dem squad
Mount, Martinez, Dalot and co dey waka like say na General Hospital dem dey go.

2. Etihad na fire – City dey use that place like shrine
Dem dey always chop 2 or 3 goals give opponent carry home.

3. Man U no dey finish chances – dem go build house, forget to roof am
Dem go play ball reach box, then pass back go keeper 😩

4. Haaland dey – and once that guy smell goal? Na another episode of “Who Wan Cry Next?”


🧠 Analyst Verdict

If we wan talk am raw:

Man City get like 65% chance to knack dem.

Draw dey possible – maybe 20%.

Man U fit win – but na if Holy Ghost plus VAR join hands. Chance na like 15% max.


🗣️ Final Talk

If you be Man U fan, just dey pray and no shout too much before match start.
If you be City fan, no dey over-laugh, because derby no dey follow logic sometimes.

But make we no lie – na Man City get upper hand pass.

In light of the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. While we can't say with absolute certainty what Jesus would do or say in today's political situations, we can explore his character, teachings, and historical context to make a thoughtful and honest reflection.

✝️ Jesus’ Background and Identity

Jesus was a Jew, born into a Roman-occupied Israel (then called Judea).

He lived under foreign oppression, poverty, and frequent political violence.

He regularly spoke out against injustice, hypocrisy, and the misuse of power — both by religious leaders and occupying rulers.


✅ What Would Jesus Likely Say or Do?

Let’s break this down based on his teachings and actions:

1. Jesus Was Always on the Side of the Oppressed

“Blessed are the peacemakers... Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness...”
– Matthew 5:9-10

Jesus consistently stood with the poor, the marginalized, and the oppressed.

He would likely be deeply grieved by the suffering of civilians in Gaza — especially children, women, and the innocent.

2. Jesus Opposed Violence, Even Against Enemies

“Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you.”
– Luke 6:27

Jesus rejected vengeance, even when his own people were under Roman brutality.

He told Peter to put away his sword when the Roman guards came to arrest him (John 18:11).

This suggests Jesus would likely condemn indiscriminate violence — from any side.


3. Jesus Confronted Hypocrisy and Nationalistic Pride

“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites!”
– Matthew 23

He rebuked Jewish religious leaders who used religion to justify oppression or ignore justice.

If the State of Israel or religious Jews were using faith or identity to justify the suffering of innocents, Jesus would almost certainly speak out — boldly.

4. Jesus Called for Mercy and Justice

“I desire mercy, not sacrifice.” – Matthew 9:13


Jesus would likely call for an end to the siege/blockade, and humanitarian access for Gaza.

He would demand justice for the wounded, freedom for the oppressed, and accountability from those with power.


❓So, Would Jesus Support Gaza?

Jesus wouldn’t “take sides” in the way people expect. He would take the side of:

The oppressed (yes, many in Gaza)

The wounded (on both sides)

The peacemakers (Israeli and Palestinian)

The truth — even when it offends powerful groups


💔 Final Thought:

If Jesus were walking in Palestine or Israel today, he would likely be found among the suffering, comforting bombed-out families, condemning military overreach, challenging hardline leaders, and calling everyone to repentance, love, justice, and peace.

“Whatever you did to the least of these, you did to me.”
– Matthew 25:40

By Ravin Wolf
Date: 5th September, 2025


In a country where entrepreneurship and digital skills are often touted as the future of economic survival, it’s ironic — and deeply frustrating — that something as fundamental as stable internet access remains a constant battle. Today, I lost $50 in a live forex trade, not because of poor strategy, greed, or mismanagement, but because Airtel’s internet service failed me at a critical moment.

Yes, $50 — money that could feed a small family for days, pay bills, or compound into more if reinvested. Gone, just like that, because Airtel’s “4G” connection froze and denied me the ability to exit a trade. A single click was all I needed — but Airtel made that impossible.

⚠️ This Isn’t Just an Isolated Experience

Ask any Nigerian who works online — whether traders, remote workers, students, or content creators — and they’ll tell you the same story. Airtel’s network drops at the worst possible time. Pages won’t load, apps won’t open, calls can’t go through, and live data sessions collapse without warning. It’s almost like the network senses urgency — and chooses that exact moment to disappear.

Worse still, they advertise their network as “The Smartphone Network” or “4G+ with blazing speed.” Where is this blazing speed when real users need it most? Why do we pay for “unlimited” or high-speed data plans only to end up staring at “No internet” or endlessly buffering screens?

💸 Real Money is Being Lost — Daily

In today’s digital economy, time and data are money. Whether you’re in the middle of a trade, sending an urgent email, uploading a document, or attending a virtual meeting, every second matters. And when a network provider like Airtel fails consistently, real financial damage is done.

Airtel’s failure cost me more than data — it cost me an opportunity. It cost me earnings I had calculated carefully. It cost me peace of mind. And I am not alone.

🤳🏾 Nigerians Deserve Better — And We Must Speak Out

This is 2025, not 2005. We shouldn’t be begging for stable internet. We shouldn’t have to switch SIM cards like we're playing a lottery to see which network will “try” today. We are paying customers — and more than that, we are citizens who rely on these services to survive.

Airtel Nigeria must be held accountable. Enough with the flashy ads and empty promises. We need real improvement:

✅ Reliable, stable internet — especially during peak hours.

✅ Honest advertising that reflects the real user experience.

✅ Functional customer care that actually resolves issues.

🛑 Conclusion

This isn’t just a rant. It’s a wake-up call. If Airtel — or any ISP in Nigeria — can’t provide the bare minimum standard of service, then they have no business operating in this space. Nigerians are tired of paying for mediocrity. We are tired of losing money, time, and opportunities because of internet failures we didn’t cause.

I lost $50 today. But more than that, I lost confidence in a service I once trusted.
And that, Airtel, is your real failure.

Signed,
A Disappointed (but not Silent) Customer
Forex Trader | Digital Worker | Nigerian

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Here are the richest Nigerian musicians and their estimated net worth:

Top 5 Richest Musicians:

- 1. Davido: $100-$120 million, thanks to his successful music career, record label (DMW), and endorsement deals with brands like Infinix and Martell.

- 2. Wizkid: $80-$132 million, from his global collaborations, Grammy nominations, and endorsement deals with brands like Pepsi and Puma.

- 3. Don Jazzy: $78-$90 million, as the founder of Mavin Records and a successful music producer.

- 4. Burna Boy: $70-$95 million, from his Grammy-winning albums and endorsement deals with brands like Martell

- 5. Olamide: $55-$70 million, from his successful music career and record label (YBNL Nation).

Other notable musicians:

- Tiwa Savage: $43-$86 million
- Phyno: $34-$42 million
- 2Baba (2face Idibia): $29-$35 million
- Patoranking: $9.5-$27 million
- Rema: $55 million
- Mr Eazi: $40 million
- Yemi Alade: $39 million
- D'banj: $11-$40 million
- Timaya: $10.5-$14 million
- Mayorkun: $8 million
- Kcee: $8.5 million
- Zlatan Ibile: $7.5 million
- Simi: $7 million
- Shallipopi: $5 million
- Omah Lay: $10 million
- Joeboy: $4.5 million
- Naira Marley: $9 million
- Falz: $6.1 million
- Adekunle Gold: $5.5 million
- Kizz Daniel: $16 million
- Banky W: $9 million

Here are the richest Nigerian footballers and their estimated net worth:

- Top 5 Richest:

- 1. John Mikel Obi: €50 million ($55 million), with a net worth of N23 billion, accumulated from his decade-long career in the Premier League and other ventures.

- 2. Odion Ighalo: €38 million ($42 million), with a net worth of N12 billion, earned from his successful stint in the Chinese Super League and English Premier League.

- 3. Kelechi Iheanacho: €35 million ($39 million), with a net worth of N1.4 billion, accumulated from his career in the Premier League and La Liga.

- 4. Alex Iwobi: €31 million ($34 million), with a net worth of N1.3 billion, earned from his successful stint in the English Premier League.

- 5. Victor Moses: €26.2 million ($29 million), with a net worth of N7.3 billion, accumulated from his career in the Premier League and other European leagues.

Other notable footballers include:

- Wilfred Ndidi: €30 million ($33 million), with a net worth of $36 million, earned from his successful stint in the Premier League.

- Ahmed Musa: €23 million ($25 million), with a net worth of N6.5 billion, accumulated from his career in various European leagues and business ventures.

- Samuel Chukwueze: €6 million ($6.6 million), with a net worth of $1 million, earned from his successful stint in La Liga and Serie A.

- Victor Osimhen: €6.8 million ($7.5 million), with a net worth of $2.5 million to $12 million, accumulated from his career in Serie A and endorsement deals.

Here’s the scoop on that viral Lagos eatery ritual killing claim:

The Lagos State Police Command launched a manhunt for a woman who went viral, claiming that ritual killings and human-part sales were happening at Thirty 8 Restaurant on Airport Road—she even described being locked inside a “dungeon” during her visit.

After a swift investigation led by the Deputy Commissioner of Police for the State Criminal Investigation Department, no evidence supporting her claims was found—everything was deemed baseless and untrue.

The police are now focused on identifying the individual behind the false video and have called on anyone with credible information to come forward. Tips can be sent—confidentially—to the Complaint Response Unit at 09111111150 or 09111111151.

They’ve also strongly urged the public to fact-check before sharing sensational content to prevent public panic and reputational harm to businesses.

In short: It was a wild fake video, the police debunked it, and they're actively hunting the source.

Matches in charge: 45

Total wins: 17

League (Premier League) wins: 7



Premier League Specific

Total Premier League matches: 29

Wins: 7

Draws: 7

Losses: 15

Win percentage: approximately 24.1%

Points gained: 28 points


Key Highlights

Amorim has achieved 17 wins in 45 matches across all competitions—this includes league, cup, and any other matches. Among these, only 7 were in the Premier League.

His Premier League win rate stands at around 24.1%, which is one of the lowest for any Manchester United manager in recent history.