₦airaland Forum

Oasis007:

Which one to believe now?!
New Jersey for next Season.

Chrisus:
To write ‘Plz Wash Me’ on these cars just dey hungry me

Paul Parker: “People talk about the lad at Liverpool, Alexander-Arnold, but he can’t defend like Wan Bissaka, whose defending and positioning is very good. He wants to defend, he loves it. I’m judging him as a defender. He's the best right-back in the Premier League."

Van Persie: "Manchester United really is a beast of a club — Their [Arsenal] fans love it if we played beautiful football and won plenty of games. At United you had to win. You had to play good football, you had to attack with wingers, but foremost you had to win."

Solskjær: "Anything we do is magnified or scrutinised. Nemanja [Matić] told me that when he lived in London, he could walk around and never be spotted. As soon as he became a Manchester United player that all changed."

Solskjær: "Anything we do is magnified or scrutinised. Nemanja [Matić] told me that when he lived in London, he could walk around and never be spotted. As soon as he became a Manchester United player that all changed."

fullblast:
At about 10years of age, two friends and I peeped through the window of Uncle Corper doing it with his girl at Corper's lodge.
He just suddenly interrupted the mathematics lesson immediately his visitor arrived by sending us home. Haba!
Out of curiosity, we wanted to know why he discontinued our lesson period for another private session.

Then we heard the lady sobbing : "E dey pain me, e dey pain me."
Corper's reply: "Wait make I commit am."
Uncle corper no comot anything oh. He just dey fire dey go

xynerise:
I hate to be rushed when I am having a nice time, sir. Just like telling me to eat my food faster.

Please, allow me spread legs East-West and have my meal peacefully and if the environment is not conducive, there is always another day or it wasn't meant to be

Reex12:
jeez..lol y nt get preg nw

xynerise:
Really? I hate premature something ;

Eziokwugbaoto:
Truth

clevybrown:
Actually, despite all my sins, that one thing am very lucky to have never contracted.

Ishilove:
I don't know what people enjoy in quickies. It's so... bleh