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dbiljmer:
can i also do that?

hahaha, u are nt serious.

dingbang:
Chai.. Christ have mercy

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link2ok:
Sometime 2 years ago, Governor Shettima lost a bunch of girls in his custody in the state.

Well actually, a Boeing 747 full of girls depending on what side of the bed your propaganda receiver was stationed.

He also waited 19 days for the President to call him to confirm that girls were missing. When the President's wife called a meeting in Aso Rock, his wife boycotted it and encouraged civil servants to boycott the meeting.

We applauded Shettima and his wife and cursed the silly out of the President and his wife. Up till tomorrow, we do not lose an opportunity to insult them for whatever it is we are angry about.

Also two years ago, a bomb went off in a Kano mosque, killing scores and maiming hundreds. That same day, Governor Kwankwaso boarded a private jet out of Kano and was seen shining his irregular 64 dentition at a wedding in Lagos.

Same night.

We exonerated him and explained why it was imperative he attended that wedding when he should be in mourning back home and then proceeded to curse the silly out of the then President and his wife - just because.

Remember how one gray haired so called democracy activist coined the word Shepopotamus?

And how some so called feminists jumped on the bandwagon to insult the silly out of the Shepopotamus? Who coincidentally happened to be the then President's wife?

Cut to today...

Even though the fulani herdsmen attacks have been going on for centuries and with impunity since this administration took over, and we are in an administration that rules by propaganda; one that budgeted more for the ministry of propagand... sorry, information than it did for education; an administration that has never unplugged its mouth long enough from the President's anus to give you one straight statement you can trust...

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They release propaganda pictures of the President shaking a smiling Governor Ugwuanyi and we fall yakata like a prostitute who has been promised an extra 10k to perform without protection.

We are accepting once again to be shafted without vaseline.

See, I do not bloody care about Governor Ugwuanyi, he even tried. He should have gone to aso rock with a live band and his village masquerade for all I care.

My eyes are on the buck (bulk, ball, bork, warreva) and last I know, that buck rests squarely on the President's desk.

May I jog your memories a little and remind you of the soldiers who attacked a bus in Lagos and how that was President Jonathan's lookout? Or how the clueless and incompetent Minister of Darkness Fashola, then a sitting governor, blamed Jonathan for a robbery that happened in his state and tragically claimed lives?

See, that buck has always rested on the President's table and it is not about to change now - at least not under my watch.

WEAN YOURSELVES OFF THE BLOODEH PROPAGANDA MILK BOTTLE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE CHEWING SOLID BONES NOW...

My flashing the numbers of the Enugu reps yesterday was to get them involved and in touch with the mood of the people but please all of you, put down your propaganda bottles and repeat slowly after me:

"General Muhammadu Buhari is the President of Nigeria and the buck rests on his table. It is his duty to protect and secure the lives and properties of his citizens whether they are 97 or 5 percenters".

Say it again...

Again...

Louder...

I can't hear you...

Good!!!!

Now if he has FAILED in that duty or has proven himself INCOMPETENT and CLUELESS enough to carry out that simple task, not mention displaying CLANNISH tendencies in handling a multi ethnic society like ours, there is only ONE simple solution...

IMPEACH HIM!!!!

Please ask and I will clarify whatever you don't understand in this update, stop submitting your heads to the APC washing machines for voluntary dry cleaning.

Tenkiu!

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blazer234:
Apologies for invading your privacy, but you are sweet. Maybe not the most beautiful I've ever seen, but you've got this unique, down-to-earth sweetness about you prompting this epistle. I must confess; I'm tempted to ask for ur contact. Doesn't seem I can overcome the temptation, unfortunately.

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press005:
Which kind question be dat, abeg, hold it der

frustrated human being

press005:
Y den loving it if u are nt

do i owe u any explanation ?

Love her boobs, #notlesbian

abike12:
I don't know Obijackson but if he's truly a billionaire they could've paid better attention to detail. The carpet at the event wasn't laid smooth, the decor was basic, the bride's makeup and the groom's shoes Unfortunately the poster still over-hyped it. I would expect more from a billionaire. Luckily sha, it's the wedded bliss after that matters. I wish them a happy married life!

hater alert.

Obijackson will feed, cloth, shelter ur generation till thy kingdom come so stop looking for loopholes where there is non.

Idiot

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LuvU2:
she has laura ikeji kind of beaury

comparing them is a huge insult to Monolisa Chinda .

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femi4:
Really..You look U12

am a proud mom of two cute boys

nyben4eva:
"greediness" is wrong, "greed" is the correct word.

thanks for the correction honey

A gallant lady who is not physical displaced caught stealing ?

4 things are involved,

1. Spiritual problem
2. Greediness
3. Hunger
4. Financial crises.

Jarizod:


[color=#679267] That's her selling point [/color]

selling point ?

if to be addressed as an ex is now a selling point what will be of the current one ? Lmao

salabscholar01:
Tell hubby to eat a twin banana before action.. Thank me after nine months!

Very experimental, it works!

i will send my sister to go and buy it asap, hubby must eat it dis nyt o.
I wnt forget u if it works

Spade07:
LOL... AM A TWIN TOO. INFACT, TODAY IS OUR BIRTHDAY.
CHEERS.

hbd dear, i like twins they are so unique.

Beautiful girl .

Bt bloggers eeh, must u people say that she is an ex-girlfriend to Davido ? .

What are they going to do with id card and driving license ?

And u said ur bags ?:/ how many bags are u using for one occasion ?

I love em twins,

told hubby to put two at once bt at d end na one he dey put.

Congratulation, may the name of the almighty God be praised.

It makes him look older

Ok






and this is news ?

Taking nollywood to a greater level

Cute

Good choice.


Some lazy men are looking for already made woman that they will suck dry until she turns to a beggar.

Really strong

hymanflex:
this one is strong. buhahahahaha..

Gosh i dnt wanna live that long, 80yrs is okay for me