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This Would Never Make FP.. by link2ok(m): 8:54pm On May 03, 2016
Sometime 2 years ago, Governor Shettima lost a bunch of girls in his custody in the state.

Well actually, a Boeing 747 full of girls depending on what side of the bed your propaganda receiver was stationed.

He also waited 19 days for the President to call him to confirm that girls were missing. When the President's wife called a meeting in Aso Rock, his wife boycotted it and encouraged civil servants to boycott the meeting.

We applauded Shettima and his wife and cursed the silly out of the President and his wife. Up till tomorrow, we do not lose an opportunity to insult them for whatever it is we are angry about.

Also two years ago, a bomb went off in a Kano mosque, killing scores and maiming hundreds. That same day, Governor Kwankwaso boarded a private jet out of Kano and was seen shining his irregular 64 dentition at a wedding in Lagos.

Same night.

We exonerated him and explained why it was imperative he attended that wedding when he should be in mourning back home and then proceeded to curse the silly out of the then President and his wife - just because.

Remember how one gray haired so called democracy activist coined the word Shepopotamus?

And how some so called feminists jumped on the bandwagon to insult the silly out of the Shepopotamus? Who coincidentally happened to be the then President's wife?

Cut to today...

Even though the fulani herdsmen attacks have been going on for centuries and with impunity since this administration took over, and we are in an administration that rules by propaganda; one that budgeted more for the ministry of propagand... sorry, information than it did for education; an administration that has never unplugged its mouth long enough from the President's anus to give you one straight statement you can trust...

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They release propaganda pictures of the President shaking a smiling Governor Ugwuanyi and we fall yakata like a prostitute who has been promised an extra 10k to perform without protection.

We are accepting once again to be shafted without vaseline.

See, I do not bloody care about Governor Ugwuanyi, he even tried. He should have gone to aso rock with a live band and his village masquerade for all I care.

My eyes are on the buck (bulk, ball, bork, warreva) and last I know, that buck rests squarely on the President's desk.

May I jog your memories a little and remind you of the soldiers who attacked a bus in Lagos and how that was President Jonathan's lookout? Or how the clueless and incompetent Minister of Darkness Fashola, then a sitting governor, blamed Jonathan for a robbery that happened in his state and tragically claimed lives?

See, that buck has always rested on the President's table and it is not about to change now - at least not under my watch.

WEAN YOURSELVES OFF THE BLOODEH PROPAGANDA MILK BOTTLE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE CHEWING SOLID BONES NOW...

My flashing the numbers of the Enugu reps yesterday was to get them involved and in touch with the mood of the people but please all of you, put down your propaganda bottles and repeat slowly after me:

"General Muhammadu Buhari is the President of Nigeria and the buck rests on his table. It is his duty to protect and secure the lives and properties of his citizens whether they are 97 or 5 percenters".

Say it again...

Again...

Louder...

I can't hear you...

Good!!!!

Now if he has FAILED in that duty or has proven himself INCOMPETENT and CLUELESS enough to carry out that simple task, not mention displaying CLANNISH tendencies in handling a multi ethnic society like ours, there is only ONE simple solution...

IMPEACH HIM!!!!

Please ask and I will clarify whatever you don't understand in this update, stop submitting your heads to the APC washing machines for voluntary dry cleaning.

Tenkiu!

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by Baawaa(m): 8:59pm On May 03, 2016
Trash like this don't make front page

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by SUPERPACK: 9:06pm On May 03, 2016
who ur trash don epp?

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by rawgurl(f): 12:05am On Feb 11, 2017
link2ok:
Sometime 2 years ago, Governor Shettima lost a bunch of girls in his custody in the state.

Well actually, a Boeing 747 full of girls depending on what side of the bed your propaganda receiver was stationed.

He also waited 19 days for the President to call him to confirm that girls were missing. When the President's wife called a meeting in Aso Rock, his wife boycotted it and encouraged civil servants to boycott the meeting.

We applauded Shettima and his wife and cursed the silly out of the President and his wife. Up till tomorrow, we do not lose an opportunity to insult them for whatever it is we are angry about.

Also two years ago, a bomb went off in a Kano mosque, killing scores and maiming hundreds. That same day, Governor Kwankwaso boarded a private jet out of Kano and was seen shining his irregular 64 dentition at a wedding in Lagos.

Same night.

We exonerated him and explained why it was imperative he attended that wedding when he should be in mourning back home and then proceeded to curse the silly out of the then President and his wife - just because.

Remember how one gray haired so called democracy activist coined the word Shepopotamus?

And how some so called feminists jumped on the bandwagon to insult the silly out of the Shepopotamus? Who coincidentally happened to be the then President's wife?

Cut to today...

Even though the fulani herdsmen attacks have been going on for centuries and with impunity since this administration took over, and we are in an administration that rules by propaganda; one that budgeted more for the ministry of propagand... sorry, information than it did for education; an administration that has never unplugged its mouth long enough from the President's anus to give you one straight statement you can trust...

-

-

-

-

They release propaganda pictures of the President shaking a smiling Governor Ugwuanyi and we fall yakata like a prostitute who has been promised an extra 10k to perform without protection.

We are accepting once again to be shafted without vaseline.

See, I do not bloody care about Governor Ugwuanyi, he even tried. He should have gone to aso rock with a live band and his village masquerade for all I care.

My eyes are on the buck (bulk, ball, bork, warreva) and last I know, that buck rests squarely on the President's desk.

May I jog your memories a little and remind you of the soldiers who attacked a bus in Lagos and how that was President Jonathan's lookout? Or how the clueless and incompetent Minister of Darkness Fashola, then a sitting governor, blamed Jonathan for a robbery that happened in his state and tragically claimed lives?

See, that buck has always rested on the President's table and it is not about to change now - at least not under my watch.

WEAN YOURSELVES OFF THE BLOODEH PROPAGANDA MILK BOTTLE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD BE CHEWING SOLID BONES NOW...

My flashing the numbers of the Enugu reps yesterday was to get them involved and in touch with the mood of the people but please all of you, put down your propaganda bottles and repeat slowly after me:

"General Muhammadu Buhari is the President of Nigeria and the buck rests on his table. It is his duty to protect and secure the lives and properties of his citizens whether they are 97 or 5 percenters".

Say it again...

Again...

Louder...

I can't hear you...

Good!!!!

Now if he has FAILED in that duty or has proven himself INCOMPETENT and CLUELESS enough to carry out that simple task, not mention displaying CLANNISH tendencies in handling a multi ethnic society like ours, there is only ONE simple solution...

IMPEACH HIM!!!!

Please ask and I will clarify whatever you don't understand in this update, stop submitting your heads to the APC washing machines for voluntary dry cleaning.

Tenkiu!

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by babyfaceafrica: 1:15am On Feb 11, 2017
Is that all?
Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by lawrenceunaa: 4:10am On Feb 11, 2017
If u see no sense in this post, then u actually don't have a brain.

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by mightyhazell: 6:37am On Feb 11, 2017
Brilliant










Straight to d point

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Re: This Would Never Make FP.. by Nobody: 8:03am On Feb 11, 2017
No sense in this post.

It would have made better sense if it wasn't trying to prop up the last administration as a perfect on and the players as saints.

I'm still waiting for a sensible criticism of this government from wailers and IPOB without trying to whitewash the previous one in any kind of bizzare comparism.

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