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Thats the Alpha male like Ubunja and co.








uote author=ESANMEA post=104286987]Lol.. I met one via Facebook way back in in Benin in 2009. He came to see me in school and brought some apples for me. I found a quiet spot for both of us but then I wasn't feeling the guy at all and I couldn't pretend, I was still a teenager though.. He tried to touch me and I made it obvious that I was irritated.. After our petty talk that day, I went back to my hostel and he also left without giving me the apples.. [/quote]

Bad oo girls no dey carry last for beauty especially that time it was reigning.

Met a couple of fine ones




uote author=Hotguy27 post=104285620]Back then, I met one girl on badoo. That was when badoo was new. So cute and fresh. We got chatting. I discovered she was in her first year in the university. It wasn't long before she asked for money. That was N3k. Due to her beauty, I did not even asked her why asking for money when we had not gotten to know ourselves that much. I just felt as a student she needed the money.

We kept chatting till one day, she uploaded new pictures but they were private and I couldn't view them. I had to request for access but she denied. I became curious and kept on asking her why she was denying me access until she agreed to permit me to view them. I was shocked when I opened them. Lo and behold! They were her nude pictures with fresh b**bs!

As normal, I started imagining alot of things. I had to invite her over after much persuasion. I waited at the airport to pick her up. I had to claim that I had arranged a taxi driver to pick her up in case I noticed anything funny. To my surprise, she was prettier than I saw on the pictures - so fresh! Everything in perfect shapes and figures. Very jovial and open also.

Well, the rest was history. We have been friends till date.[/quote]

Not all are...I see it as immaturity to bash ladies it does show alpha male whatever.

There are handosme guys and there are ugly
guys in here thats the simple truth.

Real men don't regard sex as a trophy.




quote author=BRATISLAVA post=104284447]

He's capable of coming online with a story to badmouth you, not what you say happened.

There are loads of empty Nigerian men stationed around the world. Empty, nasty, unattractive creatures. It's easy for them to conceal themselves by constantly castigating females, since they are saints.[/quote]

nice one and I love ur lips





uote author=NgoziLovelyn post=103731325]Hahahahahhahahha....pls don't encourage that smally girl[/quote]

Hey Saf.....we in same location.

Sup with u?






uote author=safarigirl post=104284023]It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.[/quote]

Plz how can I download it?






ote author=Olajah81 post=104283989]Devoted dating site nd wonder dating site make sense die

Dat devoted do me well ooo...

I don Bleep tired[/quote]

I think the second lady didn't like u sexually....that's why she came up with those crap.








ote author=Fiscus105 post=104252646]Several, thou not all were rosy but those that rosy outnumbered those that weren't

I traveled from state to another state and the lady welcomed me with everything, she even entrusted property in her room and money inside the bag in me, went to working place without keeping her money properly.

Wen I was going (I spent 3 days in her place) I warned her not to trust total stranger to that extent again, she latter came to visit me in my state too , but not the type I can marry, almost depressed wen I left her, anyway, I thank God for my decision o, because she herself latter told me that she is lunatic wen she gets angry. But too soft without anger.


The one that not rosy, I traveled to Lagos, having discussed with this lady (single mother of grown up daughter) and told me her ex baby daddy was in abroad and she free anytime, we chatted and called for nothing less than 6 months o.

When I wanted to go her place, I informed her 3 weeks prior to that day o, I went to Lagos though mainly cos of church program.
When I got to his place in Alagbado area, it was around 5:30 pm, she welcomed me, she latter took me to her shop, when it was 7:30 we came back from shop, this lady started complaining ,that ehn, her ex husband is coming, ehn she didnt want her neighbor to know that another man visits her, ehn, if her ex comes he might fight her.

I said ah, but we discussed extensive before I embarked on the journey and u said no problem. Immediately, I carried my bag and left, thank God for church program and 24 hours transportation system in Lagos.

Ever since, girls and ladies I met , must come where I am. Besides, I don't do outside town of my residency again.[/quote]

Thanks but I really love to see where u walk pass me .

Let's connect.....u are fun to be with.




uote author=RealMarv post=104530605]This is my humble opinion tho.

It's quite funny when you receive the first email from someone and all you could find there is "Hi" or "Hey", "Good afternoon."
I mean do you expect to get a response with that? Email is not a chatting app like Facebook, WhatsApp, and the rest where you can get instant replies. A lot of people only open their emails especially if it's not work-related once or twice daily.

You send a hi today, the recipient opens his/her email the following day and responds with "hello". You can imagine how smooth the flow of conversation would be

Lastly, when sending emails to strangers, do not ask them to introduce themselves when you haven't.
Gracias.[/quote]

Calm down bro, he can stay anywhere to chat doesn't mean his jobless.

This thread us for relaxation.

Its good to know about other peoples experiences thats the essence of this. So free him.







uote author=190theclown post=104248699]

No u cant

if you were busy the last thing on your mind is coming up with a dumb topic such as this

Unless you in your bedroom soaking garri with groundnut [/quote]

He should be ravaged by over mature gorillas and then left with them over night so that the gorillas will take their time to break his bones but by bit after giving him a well in his anus...







uote author=oilPUSSY post=110698614]


See the picture of the conheaded vulture here..[/quote]

Oil pussy can u now access ur email?

Thanks.




quote author=oilPUSSY post=110698614]


See the picture of the conheaded vulture here..[/quote]

Hey thanks, I have done that.

Sweet dreams...






uote author=Preshieben post=110694728]I'm in my state RN..but you can send me a pm[/quote]

I think they were murdered.....








quote author=officialwdhtv post=110673483]A man and woman have been found dead in a locked Sienna vehicle along the Lagos Ibadan expressway.

Eyewitness reports suspect that the couple were having s*x before the unfortunate incidence happened and have been locked in the car for 2days now.

As at the time of this report, they are still locked inside the vehicle.

Anyone that might know the owner of the vehicle family members should kindly contact them immediately.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xtDjJ1Cn0[/quote]

Hey babe,how did ur stay in Lasigidi go?

I was not there but anytime u in ABJ,let me know u can have several of my pics for confirmation.

It seems u are adventurous and fun to be with.

We relate better when we pm.

Stay put.










quote author=Preshieben post=96579057]nope

Just need anyone who's fun to come keep my company[/quote]

Ur story get q leg,how cum person u did video with. U didnt notice if
his ugly or not.




ote author=Adeife2 post=110668723]I actually didn't travel to meet any guy
But there was a particular guy back then
We have been friends on Facebook,from there he asked me out,and I told him is not possible for me to accept to someone have never seen before

So one day,he accepted to come to my hostel
Innocent me,I thought it was one handsome guy, not knowing that am wrong

I prepared his favorite, because we have talk alot that have knew his favorite food

I stressed myself �� that very day ehn,I was going up and down as if am in my in-laws house

So he called me ,he is already at where I described to him
Me getting to his place,I wanted to run back because that wasn't the kind of guy I was expecting,he had a nice voice, everything while we normally do video call and chat then


To cut the long story short,the food I prepared for him,I didn't later give me ooo
I didn't even give him water till he left my place then ���[/quote]

So sorry dear u passed thru this.

I feel ur pain and I salute u coming out stronger to narrate ur ordeal.


Be more Careful next time






uote author=Preshieben post=110666940]CONTINUATION ABI PART TWO

The bikeman arrived his hut,not house cos it was built with mud with cement plastering,
His room was wack and disorganized...
I immediately changed from my soaked clothes into the dry ones he gave me and wrapped myself in his smelly blanket which my skin reacted to it by itching me so I unwrapped it and slept on his bed without covering myself

I gave him my inhaler and told him everything and how to use it just in case
I turned and face the wall while he slept on the other side...it was still raining, I took out my phone from my where I hid it to prevent water from touching it, called the guy to tell him I'm fine and safe..he said I should give the phone to the bikeman, which I did

He gave me back the phone after few minutes of conversating in their dialect and lied down... the guy told me he has warned him not to touch me,that I should relax,he also apologized for putting me through all what I was facing and dropped the call.

Few minutes to 1am,I felt the bikeman touching me..(I couldn't sleep tho) I resisted him by adjusting a bit.,he shifted closer and held my boobs
I jumped off and climbed down from the bed..he didn't follow...he lay back and listened to me trying to pursuade him not to do what he wants to do .
The next thing was..he stood up and walked towards me ( I was actually leaning on the wall)he came closer, I could even hear his heart beat

The Nigga grabbed my neck so tight and whispered.."Hope you know I can kill you here and hide your corpse,nobody will know? So comport."
He left me grasping for air..and pushed me to the bed...in summary,I was raped thrice brutally within the interval of 1am - 5am.
The third one was so painful I had to fight him and tried pushing him off but he slap me hard and kept choking me that was where the asthma started..
He helped and did as I told him with my inhaler..I passed out
NB:After the first rape..I tried calling the guy I came to see,he noticed and ceased my phone

I woke up to see I was already dressed,I got up and picked my properties..he threatened if I tell this guy..he will look for me and finish me
I nodded with tears in my eyes and he drove off..
He stopped along the way, somewhere so bushy and removed my two sim cards for me and put my fancy phone into his bag,
Ordered me to climbed down and drove off
Omoh!!


Forgetting I'm a fine girl,I sat on the road and cried for what seems like an hour
I didn't see any trace of even a bicycle,
Moments later,a fine car stopped behind me.
It was a lady,she demanded to know what happened,I told her everything.
She gave me 10k cash and drove me off to where I'll see a taxi and advised me to go back to my state.it was like 11am

I stubbornly refused to go home and went ahead to beg passersby for a phone to insert my sim so I could call the guy.
A young girl helped me and I called him
He sounded happy to hear my voice...I didn't have enough time to tell him everything so I called another taxi and he talked to him and directed him...I thank the girl and hopped on the bike.
Finally,I arrived at his house and then proceeded to tell him everything after eating.

He apologized and cuddled me which led to sex..I told him to use condom which he refused,I stayed three days but had sex twice and went back.
NB: he took me to hospital and got me ARVs and postinor 2
Some days later..he called me to say I gave him infection..I tried explaining,he got more angrier and blocked me

Omoh...I collapsed and went down on my knees and swore to God to strike me dead anyday I leave my state to another state just to see man...since then,I've not tried ohh
He later unblock me and begged for forgiveness saying he didn't really get an infection...it was just a way of breaking up with me
I said no problem but I'm done with you.. I'M STILL NOT HEALED FROM THAT HEARTBREAK SHA[/quote]

Plz we wan hear....its said best to say ur Past than to bottle it up and leave it unsaid.




uote author=ReneeNuttall post=110664178]

My dear me no get strength to educate anybody about my past. Make we let the sleeping Ekuke lay.[/quote]

You cool and thank God we didnt lose u







quote author=Preshieben post=110663421]Omoh!!
My own long Sha
I almost lost my life

Travelled from Akwa ibom to meet this guy I've been friends with online for two years at owerri Sha,
I decided to use Umahia to owerri since it's closer to Aks.
I left Aks before 10am to Umahia, Umahia has bad roads Sha plus different wahala like trucks falling on the road and others...I got to Umahia by 5pm after waiting for over 3hrs to clear a truck that fell on the road

I boarded another public transport to owerri,
Had to wait for passengers to be completed
We left to owerri by 6:36pm,
Got to owerri by few mins to 9
Omoh!! The weather was so cloudy and I knew it rain was going to fall
I hurriedly climbed a bike to get to his resident,the bikeman told me the place is very far and that it's gonna take like an hour,I told him no wahala and off we went

Five mins into the journey,a heavy rain started coupled with numerous lightening and thunderstorms
I told the bike man to stop somewhere which he did..we waited for more than an hour,rain no gree subside...and I'm an asthmatic patient,
I felt my chest tightening and I was freezing out which the bike man observed..he hurriedly told me his house was near and proceeded to talk to the guy I wanted going to see on phone...the guy told me I should follow him to his house so things won't get worst and promised to find a way to come get me if the rain subsides..

Boom...we climbed the bike under the rain and he zoomed off to his house



Omoh this story needs Part two ohh
Just 10 likes
I'll start part two[/quote]

I took sat and toefl.
Have u sat for it?

Hit me up if u still interested




uote author=Gloria042 post=97092538]Please if you have taken SAT or GRE exams,do
educate me on all an aspirant needs to know.
what was the experience like?[/quote]

I am following cos of that catchy statement sometimes crazy......I love girls who are crazy sometimes....really my spec.




ote author=SoapQueen post=110653467]

Your last sentence sounds romantic. Keep it up![/quote]

Very wise girl......I love her for that






quote author=kingthreat post=110652389]I saw this one I read on a facebook group

Girl went for a lesbian hookup. She wanted a first time experience after being too infatuated by porn and all. She wanted someone far away. So she met someone in Ikorodu that invited her and wanted her to stay the night. After lots of video call and nude exchange, she decided to take the trip.
When she got to Ikorodu she has not been to before, she got to know the place was farther than the bus stop. Had to enter like 2 bikes, where she got to was somewhere with no tarred road in sight. That is where she met her hookup. They hugged and she was led into the house like a bungalow. That house was surrounded by uncompleted buildings everywhere. As she entered the house, she saw some boys on one side smoking and drinking. Her friend told her not to worry that one of them is her brother and the rest are his friends. From the lingua the boys were using among themselves, she felt cold that she just set herself up to be raped. Her girlfriend went inside to get her food. Then her phone rang, she started feigning the network was bad then told the caller she would call back. Then she called back, she was raising her voice and walked out of the door as if she wanted to get network. Once she was outside, she saw a bike, stopped the bike and vamoosed. Her bag that had a change of clothes was still in the house but she did not care. She left it all there. Her friend called her but she refused to pick. Whether it was not going to be a rape eventually, she did not care anymore.[/quote]

Why u scared? Tell us whatt happened so others can learn from it.

But did u meet him here on naira land or u knew him before?




quote author=qekng40 post=110652375]The person is here so I can't share.......[/quote]

I missed ur chats.....you always my daisy flower.



quote author=placeofallure post=110674712]

Thanks for asking. We're good.[/quote]

You deserve a chilled beer.

Am about to bang my girl friends friend and surprisingly, she is a virgin.

My girl has left the state,this virgin once told
me she never liked me and told her friend not to date me that I look like a big playboy.

But here she is coming to my house(she is my neighbour)younger sister to my neighbour friend I talked about who has degree in eating guys and running away.

Her elder sister doesn't know,she did know I date her younger sister's friend but she doesn't know the last time her younger sis came I really had my time with her fine smooth skin and natural pink lips but I didnt touch her virginity yet.....

Girls I don't like to bash them but I reserve my comment.



uote author=Dankovich1 post=110652259]Mine wasn't an ugly experience though.....way back 2015 when I was going back to school I decide to call my very good female friend with benefits girl that I'll stop over at her lodge to spend the weekend before leaving for school the new week.

When I got to her place she was pleased to see me, she introduced me to two of her close lodge mates, both girls. She introduced me as her cousin bro . I took them out that evening, that very day was on Saturday we went out to have fun and chill. The following day Sunday we went to cinemas at noon, getting back to the lodge my friends two lodge mates were into me and I banged the both of them in their separate rooms on code.

When I left the girls lodge to school on Monday, she called me on phone towards evening and was screaming that I'm bad, asking me what went on between me and her friends. I only gave her one response "Remember I'm your cousin brother".

One of her friends actually was the one that sold her off, she told me her new date actually came around earlier that week before I came. So I just smiled at the whole tale. But me and the girl are still close till date just that she fears me coming around her place now to visit her. Most of our meetings are at my place or hotel [/quote]

You have been meeting SIMPs nah, how can I give u money after no show and u sent me packing......I put high premium on myself abi....i don't take shit from anyone if u want be miss world.

Thats y before I go see a lady,i define my intentions to avoid to much talk talk.





uote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=110652253]I don't travel to meet men. Men come down to my house to meet me. So, when they misbehave, I send them packing not minding the time of the day. Even when leaving, they still give me transport money like I was the one who visited.

Women, place a high premium on yourselves. If you don't, these men will use you like rags.

Follow me for more relationship tips.[/quote]

I laugh tire bro....I have a girl as am writing I met on Facebook, am supposed to come meet her,we Living in same state.
Work never gree me.

I dont visit girls I met online to their places,I like to come visit me. I only visit girls only those I met in person somewhere.

You lucky ooo.....










ote author=bukky1994 post=110646628]Yes a lady had traveled down to meet me sometime, it was cool, but for me when I bin travel go see one banny like that for ph back in the days, I no know say she dey co habit with one street niggar, I stop for one bus stop come call come tell am say make she come out make we go hotel, she say no say make I come her side that her younger bro go bring me come she come give the so called younger bro phone make him come pick me I no know say na the guy wey she dey live with be that, the directions wey the guy man dey give me na rugged path bushy rail track with abandoned trains as I come meet the guy I no know say him don arrange another guy man wey two of them go gather beat nonsense commot for my body that day as I notice the signs wey him just dey give, I fly for my life no be small but I lost my phone then to them....[/quote]

How could an slowpoke communicate
effectively online?

How did it happen?







quote author=Ajens1991 post=110638652]I nor know say the girl na imbec*le... Although na she come visit Sha... The thing pain me no be small.. it happening 2015[/quote]

I think you that lady but we know.

Nothing much,all the ladies I met online,even those that called and later claimed it was a mistake,they wanted to call someone else.

I have slept with most of them,nothing much.

Had some of them visit me when I was in school back then....no prob I could remember



quote author=HeRulesMen post=110638569]A female neighbour came back this evening and was sharing her experiences from the journey where she traveled to go meet someone she met online and I overheard her. Among the things she said was "almost involving in an accident and how double headed mosquitoes dealt with her in the man's house. I was just laughing from where I was.

What is yours? Let's have some fun.[/quote]

I lost mine when I was 12years old.....

I didnt feel full love of my mum.

There people that lost both parents when they were babies bro.

So live life and stay strong,don't whine cos its pissing me off.






uote author=21savages post=110673071]yeah emotional trauma cux i lost my mum from early age, so many things i cant really explain.[/quote]

What the essence of coming here and whining like a sick infected horse.

You didnt say anything and u talking about been nice,so u didnt know that nice guys get hurt most.







uote author=Wallteck post=110643233]For been naive, nice and kind. I have being a victim of bully because I can't defend myself. Have lose a lot of respect. I wish God can recreate me to be a tough guy. Have been call fool for my behaviour.

I just wish people can understand. This world we live people are just too ruthless. The moment they see a weak guy they will start using and riding him anyhow. If I decide to change my ways I swear I will be so Wicked to the extent I won't have love for humanity.

Right now, I don't make friends too much because I know my weakness. I just want to be a lonely and marry a lady who understands me. People are just too Wicked.

Respect to those tough guys out there. I will make sure all my child not suffer the same faith I suffer. People are just too wicked.[/quote]

DAT Igbo boi....i stan with u brah.

Honestly the main problem of Nigeria is the
north.so if Cameroon can take the whole
north better.

They know our soldiers dont have the
stomach to fight them when Ipob,I
swap,Book boys and Bandit are there raping
them on daily basis.







quote author=OyeofIkoTuN post=110636490]
Let them back to cameroon...Atiku,all of them..we don't want them here..Fulanis are next. Please Niger republic comman take them ooo biko..let's k know the real indigenes[/quote]

Tinubu is worse than Bihari.....what can an old sick man offer?

All he be doing is to take over from Buhari's medical check ups overseas.




uote author=JEWELofHELL post=110663776]

https://twitter.com/AbdulAbmJ/status/1498623415795818500?t=M7thlOk5ADqZbj3YURbIdA&s=19



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