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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:02pm On Nov 13, 2015

SmithRussell:
Mr. Ray, you're now being too reserved, and I know there's a big problem.. Do you mind tearing it with a brother?

A problem shared is halved in solution..

Good evening bro. my silence is always loud whenever my mind is clustered. thanks for your concern. I should be fine. how are you?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:11am On Nov 10, 2015

good night everyone!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:09am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
Yeah... I just searched it up on Google... As a matter of fact, I'm reading an article on it presently.
You know so many words. nice one.

read about its etymology too. it's interesting how the word was coined. I didn't want to post that.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:04am On Nov 10, 2015

Ebayray:
Lolz, LWKMD..

Hilarious post dere...

I stayed dere for 3hrs... D shotput na die... I can't imagine even ma enemy squatting nd passing waste products on a cellophane bag nd tie nd throw it on da fence of da hostel... It's really bad.

I prefer hall 1 actually..

lol.. so it's true. well, Girls are more susceptible to toilet infections than guys, especially when the loo is very dirty. hence their adoption of such a barbaric act of faeces disposal.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:58am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
Malapropism

yeah. the use of a wrong word in place of a word with a similar sound. (cult, court). Also called dogberrysm.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:53am On Nov 10, 2015

pqute:
OK,wat if I've bot d normal 60 lvs note book for lectures,can I use one notebook for two courses eg pbb nd aeb in one notebook. to economise or it wont b enough.

well, you can. But you might exhaust it too soon and your notes might not follow a precise order. You can.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:48am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
Finally he surrenders

lol .I guess you used many anger-thawing smileys to quell any likely outburst from me. lol. bro, I am not like that. Do spot my errors in their naked ugliness. hahaha.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:35am On Nov 10, 2015

Ebayray:
Seconded

Have you stayed in Uniben's female hostel before? I learnt most girls practice short-put in hall2. lol. and that come 2016, some will adorn the Green and white consume to represent Nigeria at the Olympics in short-put event.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:31am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
A remainder he said we should always hold him responsible for the words he uses.

lol. yeah. the post still holds water.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:28am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
I'm not an error finder or a gbagau.nhunter but i couldn't help but bring this up. As a lesson to all, a lesson that "No one is above mistakes" ... Even pencils have erasers. Who would have thought that the Almighty Ray360 will err this way .
Sir Ray don't be vexed oh. I just want to pass a message. Lol

please oh! People when did cults start signing affidavits? Ray360, over to you Sir. Defend yourself

lol. too much smileys. it's called malapropism. It's an error mostly committed when one is frazzled. I accept my flaw. I wanted to type "Court". lol. I surrender.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:21am On Nov 10, 2015

itsNOVA:
Wow cool. Haliday solved a complex integral calculus question without using a book and a pen to calculate.
He used only his eyes to span the through the page.
Then Eureka! He got the answer in no time.

I was HUMBLED AND SHOCKED that day.
(I personally brought the question to him that fateful day the question was solved wrongly by 4 mathematics teachers. But Haliday disgraced the question in no time. Using just his eyes and his brain to solve.... No pen, no paper )

beautiful!

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:17am On Nov 10, 2015*

pqute:
hi,can we copy tutorials in d same notebook meant for lectures

I won't advise you to do so. it might make your note clumsy and pose difficulties in differentiating lecture notes from tutorial notes. During exams, you might not know which to read. You can buy a ten-in-one notebook for lectures. it's bulky and Enables you have all courses in one big notebook. you can get it for #400 or #500. 60 leaves notebook will suffice for tutorials.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:05am On Nov 10, 2015

missme23:
Those kind of students are a disgrase.. it just shows that they came out of a home without water cistern..and evn if when they get into school they can't change their disgusting habits.. Well it depends on the home each person comes from

Very true sir! most Uniben Boys are dirty! My Aunty once said, "if you want to know a very neat woman, don't check the alluring clothes she wears everyday, Check her kitchen." If you want to know a guy who is tidy or unkempt, just leave him at home alone for 4 days, then check on him on the fifth day". some Uniben Boys don't sweep their hostels for days! weeks!. and that shows how dirty they are.
I have been the sweeper of my room for 4days now and I am not complaining. As a perfectionist, I am always uncomfortable with an untidy environment.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:50pm On Nov 09, 2015

yungEX:
Ray360 itsNOVA d mathematics and engineering are they in the same faculty?

No. Mathematics is in department of physical science. why Engineering is another faculty on its own. Do note that there are different branches of Engineering. and that Engineering is a faculty.

departments under faculty of Physical sciences are:

department of Mathematics
department of Chemistry
Department of physics
Department of Computer science
department of Geology.

departments in faculty of Engineering are:

Department of Civil engineering
mechanical Engineering
Chemical engineering
production engineering
Structural engineering
Computer engineering

That's all for now. I hope this explanation stabbed all doubts.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:37pm On Nov 09, 2015

itsNOVA:
did you just say HALIDAY spoke crap Too bad ...without HALIDAY there will be no SUPERNOVA... No joke, Haliday made me. Haliday gave me what no one on earth could give me. I stayed at home for ages without admission, but the encounter I had with Haliday changed my story.... I am not even worthy to undo the straps of haliday's sandals. If not for the 1st commandment of God, Haliday would have been worshipped by me. an insult to Haliday is an insult to Einstein and equally an insult to me.
I can pay a million just to hear Haliday speak. and if he has nothing to say, i will be ready to pay another million just to watch him say nothing.
Akpobi akpobi akpobi akpobi
Lol....
Haliday is good oh
There's always sense in his nonsense.
Any other person has something to say?

Haliday is very vast and calculative. I love Him too. For someone who solved all the exercises of a twenty-six chapter 100level textbook, even Jupiter will kowtow to such iridescent benchmark.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:31pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
Lmao.. Who? Those security? **holds laugh**

lol.. there are some broad-chested men with mesmerizing brawn around o.. lol. they will come Carry out the task when the frail bones of those feeble security men fail.
na from leg dem go start

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:27pm On Nov 09, 2015

akpobi:
Okay,but haliday didn't do anything spectacular..Just talking ov past achievements ..when i went outside pips were like haliday was just talking to himself .. The guy was just talking about his "materials" and boiling point instead of teaching.

When he finally taught,i only understood the first thing he explained,he couldn't even explain the vectors well.

i prefer that guy called joshua,he "teaches",and he said he doesn't want money!!

other than halliday that was marketing his "materials" instead of teaching.

They all will tell you it's free for now. including the Joshua that has won your heart. Tutorials are always free for the first 4weeks. It's just a business strategy to water the soil(your hearts, your interest) before planting. they are all sound and ready to help all 100level students station their binoculars of vision on the cliff where it shoots farthest rays. I respect them all.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:16pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
Said like a true philosopher.

Na tomorrow I dey storm auditorium. Tomorrow is the big day.

lol... .. Dem go bundle you like okrika bale of clothes go outside o..

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:49pm On Nov 09, 2015

akpobi:
only one teacher actually taught and explained!...after waiting from 7a.m to 9a.m chem113 came..

Then this half baked tutorial guys started bombarding us with their handbills ...*i hiss* .

Haliday spoke CRAP!s.m.h,he just kept on talking about his achievements way person no one hear!!.. pipo started leaving while he was talking.The only thing i learnt from haliday was his shortcut for solving it dahsawl

Best tutor guy was that... Joshua
He did a good job for d maths.He's a First class mech eng product..

[/quote]Not too polite bro. those guys are doyens in their fields. most of them graduated from Uniben and can predict likely exam questions. they have helped many people who are now in Top levels in Uniben.
Lecturers lecture, those guys teach! there is an elephantine discrepancy between lecturing and teaching. in the latter, ego is buried as the teacher breaks to smithereens the hurdles of any topic. Lecturers will not teach everything! these tutorials guys will work tooth and nail to have you polished and Groomed for the exam.
100level exams are purely objectives. hence Haliday specializes in effortless ways one can solve questions at the speed of light. he is the best "physics machine" I know. I think they deserve some measure of merit sandwiched in panygyrics

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
Its a harsh world out there bro. How the so called "lecturers" go about the clearance process made me realise how the deep the level of decay has gone in this country. Na who know who. Sadly,an academic institution where professionalism and fair play should be the order of the day is not left out.

Well,goodluck with your clearance.

well, we just have to manage the situation and remain unscathed. Many others have trampled on axiomatic odds and didn't break. so, the gavel lies by our claws. good luck with your clearance too. did you create a scene like you boasted? lol..

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:27pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ebayray:
Eayah, so sorry...

Pastor P nd Son of man gst tutorials... Twin LT.. It's freeeeee.. 7am-8am and 4pm-5pm daily...

nice! Pastor P is as old as man in this laudable art of grooming freshers' in philosophy and Logic.
the contextual portability of this year's GST textbook smears one with hope of finishing it before waves of examination start streaming.

remember, you will teach me..

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:20pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
You still have tomorrow to get cleared na,so I see no reason to be saddened. Lets say you don't get cleared tomorrow but on the next day which happens to be the same day hostel application begins,there's still enough time to apply and get allocated a space before all available spaces get devoured.

Na me suppose dey saddened,not you.

yours too will be sorted out. pester those people. let them know your face as a result of your perseverance. no time..

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
So wood sef dey lol? I been think say na only humans get sense of humour. Thats by the way,anyway.

Kpele,na so... Everything about Uniben is energy sapping. Even typing the name alone on my phone is stressful. You should get cleared tomorrow.

Nothing yet on mine oh. They'll do something about it before my little niece hits puberty,hopefully!

She will be 3 by November ending.

lol.. I loathe when people use position and power to lord over the weak and probably the downtrodden. I never envisaged a rough clearance process. . be that as it may, i would be cleared soon. It a pity i had to pay extra to emend an error my fingers are Virgins to.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:07pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ebayray:
Lectures ke?! No oo, its only gst tutorials..

Hw was ur day?!
Have you guys started class

my day? An anathema. albeit, I bless heaven for his grace. which tutorial did you attend?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:00pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
So hostel accommodation begins next tomorrow.

I decided to check my kofa page just now and guess what?

Nothing has changed...

**continues playing Fela's Wataaaaah,e no get enemy**

one principal reason I want to clear on time is to make me eligible for hostel booking. It's saddening to have fallen short of this target. smh...

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:57pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ksslib:
Ray360,whatsupp! How things?

mi'bro.. I am quite coy like a lolling wood this evening. I couldn't clear today. The cult in Lagos mistyped my affidavits, they didn't follow the formats I provided to the letter. i had to scale odds to go prepare another and upload again. it was energy-sapping. what's up with yours?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:48pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ebayray:
Ama breezy # nd you??!

I am just there. #mixed feelings. did you attend lectures?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:36pm On Nov 09, 2015

Ebayray:
Ray360, hi dearie .
YungEX, Astro290 where you at?! . Timetable neva show ooo

Mother of petals. how are you doing?

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:35pm On Nov 09, 2015

yungEX:
Ray360 how can we register our courses abeg

I don't know the procedure for your faculty. for life sciences, one can register physically at the offices of various departments. ask around

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 7:27pm On Nov 09, 2015

kokubillions:
Oga ray360, what block what room?

sir.. block D. I don't even know the room.

Literature › Re: Poem : "LOST PRIDE" by Ray360(op): 4:45pm On Nov 09, 2015

itsNOVA:
thanks a million. I really Long to see Africa rise again. For Africa was Raped by the Colonialists. And we're still Recovering from the awful horror of that singular incidence. We need to let go and start afresh. Until then, we're nothing but a lost pride.
........................................ I love the grandiosity of your poem. Makes me wanna study my dictionary more All hail Ray360, the Renowned WordSmith

You are the boss. bro.

Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 4:22pm On Nov 09, 2015

honorwrites:
To defer uniben admission, how do I go about it?
Cc: Ebayray
Robinhez
Ray360

I have no idea. Cc Godwin10

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