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Pukka36:
:..And Dharay go open mouth yarn say Benin pipu tu like pidgin

hahahah.. But true o, Benin pidgin done well well.. very concentrated pidgin. If you see wey I dey knack pidgin, you go think say I no sabi speak English at all. It all depends on the level of rapport between or among the communicators.

CreekReporter:
LOL.. jacuzzi is so hilarious that even his melancholic words are Humorous



matter of fact I dedicate this FTC to him
jackossky my MAN

You should have read his words on Friday. he was so down and broken.

CreekReporter:
LOL.. u still did not answer the question

what's the response to the question?

haha.. do you want me to start teaching you pidgin? Lol.
Ray : Creek baba, how far na?
(Chose a response)
Creek: Bro, I dey push am o, I dey o, i full ground remain two drums o, I pin like pinnacle o, I Dey like Dele Giwa o.. lol

Ebayray:
Lol... I don't get u? U igbo? Dnt understand igbo

I am Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Akwa ibom, Delta.. mention it.
ohh, I meant, serve me yourself.. lol

Jackossky:
Lest u forget ...u gave me a bottle of hope
(Searches the pocket). Ummm found it.....I carefully opens the lid
*sips little and passes it to rey*

*sips all* lol... Baba Jackossky! My Very spirited friend. the only time I read melancholic words from you was on Friday. I am happy you are fine now.

CreekReporter:


LOL... remember, it wasn't a joke. it was a PRANK.
pranks don't make people laugh. Google it.

btw, I've been thinking, what's the response to the question 'HOW FAR?'

Let Google be, it's not worth the stress. anyhow. Well, the how far I posted to you was in Pidgin. Lol

Ebayray:
Lol, wat type of service, Buffet service or self service?

Ebayray nwan'ne service

[quote author=CreekReporter post=37977697][/quote]I have zillion reasons to smile, That joke was not in tune with any. how far?

[quote author=CreekReporter post=37977697][/quote]I have zillion reasons to smile, That joke was not in tune with any. how far?

Ebayray:
Church was fine o. Will you eat rice?

Ohh! salivating already. please serve me!

Yonddaime:
ray360,dharay99..I no even fear@all since I no sey na FAKEREPORTER post am..I dey laugh b4 I read am sef.

lol.. creek na mah guy. I just didn't see the joke in that

Ebayray:
Ama breezy o and you?

I am alive dear..how was church? anything for me? lol

dharay99:

#seconded,
I jez ignored cuz I kno wah i wuldav done
if it waz som1 ionno.

When I read it, My heart skipped a beat. I really Know how those who haven't been admitted are feeling right now. different thoughts of likelihoods will gambol on poor heart. it's well.

Ebayray:
Hi, Robin Hez n ma gud frnd, Ray360

Ebayray.. hello dame..how are you?

Ehimax:
Please any idea when second list will be out?

No idea at all. I am just like every other person on this thread bro.

CreekReporter:
Breaking News!

UNIBEN SECOND BATCH ADMISSION LIST IS FINALLY






























STILL NOT OUT.

be patient! thanks

Guy, this joke is too costly. you know how highly expectant some people are for the second list and you are making a joke out of it. not sensible if you ask me..

RobinHez:
Raw biznezz? I don suffer
Thank u jare..

lol... Raw-beans go make brain.. lol

gwkid:
good day,,wat discipline.?

Microbio

pqute:
pls I nid answers

Ask yourself this, would you have asked these questions if you hadn't been admitted? take a break! Let the admission processes be sorted out first. like Melxyy said, its rather too early.

RobinHez:

I need money!

I need am pass you o baba

Pukka36:
Let's just wait for the course.Lol,its simple...

okay then.

dharay99:

admission ish cannot steal my happiness,
I'm looking f0r trouble on oda sections,


Hopefully i get one person....

I trust you. lol.. how is everything?

Mexyz:
Ray360 and Godwin10 are really doing a great job here, as for those asking about clearance documents and the rest, I think its a little bit too early. Its always good to relax, listen and watch people do theirs first before starting your own, that's just to avoid mistakes and the rest. Some people end up spending unnessarily just to get these documents and at the end of the day they still do the wrong thing, I have come to noticed that 80% of freshers end up starting their clearance afresh when they get to Benin even after starting the process before in their respective abode...... See epistle wey I don write, pheewwww. Happy Sunday to you all and specially to my prospective course mate(Adah96) and my future lecturer (Otibho80) *off to class*

Comprehensive! well done

Dharay.. baba weyrey.. lol.. how far?

nolio:
handsum as usual. Tryn 2learn hw to make soyamilk

nice..

Pukka36:
My being 'uncool' can do lil' or nothing to change the situation
So I'll rather ne cool

, wise words from the doc.. I read where you said you will sit for UTME again if not given medicine, will you reject any other course apart from medicine?

nolio:
i like ur rhymes ray360

Thanks you sir, how are you this pretty afternoon?

ANEMMA:
In early centuries, when Human
Resource Management (HRM) was not
prevalent, then the staffing and payroll
of the employees were taken care of,
by the Personnel Management (PM). It is
popularly known as Traditional
Personnel Management. Human Resource
Management have been emerged as an
extension over the Traditional Personnel
Management . Many management students
and layman, think that the two terms are
synonymous but, the fact is that the
modern HRM has completely replaced PM.....what is your take on this

I can't really offer much as regards your question as i Wield infinitesimal intellectual competence in the management circle. My point is, is there a pivotal change in significance due to the name change? just like when the F.G changed Unilag to MAULAG, It was just a change in name without no internal or axiomatic Revolution. If the change in name doesn't affect its significance, Then seeking a change Is unnecessary.

Robinhez bro.. how are you?

Pukka36:
Service was blissful!
Why the sleep-debt? Work?

yes Doc. aftermath of a tedious work that sapped my thews. how are you doing? I hope you are cool Amidst the admission Brouhaha?

You can ask any question on clearance and I will Try my best possible to give convincing and satisfactory answers.

Please, If the dates and names on all your documents are conflicting, do something about it now. Uniben can be knotty and inane during clearance! they fling people's results and other requirements if there abound petty errors.

Pukka36:
U only believe what Ur mind wants U to believe




Hi Mr Ray360,M'fine,U?
How was service?

I am fine. I just need to sleep, My eyes are itchy due to sleep-debt. service was awesome. How was yours?