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Romance / Re: What Perfume Can You Recommend For A Guy? by RealestG(m): 7:01am On Apr 16, 2017
tobianthony:
I wish I could send you a bottle of OUD de touch - Frankie Olivier .


Lol what state are you based?
Fashion / What Perfume Can You Recommend For A Guy?? by RealestG(m): 2:44pm On Apr 15, 2017
Hello

Wanna get a perfume for myself so I'll like to know what perfume would be perfect, also long lasting...

Budget is 2 -3k
Romance / Re: What Perfume Can You Recommend For A Guy? by RealestG(m): 2:43pm On Apr 15, 2017
FitnessDoctor:
2K is quite low for really good perfumes...

How much do you think is okay then?
Romance / What Perfume Can You Recommend For A Guy? by RealestG(m): 2:29pm On Apr 15, 2017
Hi. Wanna get a perfume for myself so I'll like to know what perfume would be perfect, also long lasting...

Budget is 2 -3k
Celebrities / Re: Fan Shades Ice Prince For Supporting Donald Trump by RealestG(m): 11:45am On Nov 10, 2016
Airforce1:
He blew then and went back to upcoming artist got me.

I'm sorry to laugh at that comment .. But you all know I'm just human so permit me please.
look at this one!

Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2016
DeLioncourt:


Then make her comfortable at ur place...if you play ur cards ryt, a girl will f*ck u anywhere...

thanks mahn cool , will do just that
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 7:51pm On Oct 14, 2016
Thanks mahn @ DeLioncourt
though we visit each other but she seem to be more comfortable for such stuff at her place
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 6:31pm On Oct 14, 2016
chris2face:

OK but wait do u guys wanna take things to next level I mean start dating is always very difficult to be intimate with someone and still be friends she is bond to look for more

well i dunno
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 5:50pm On Oct 14, 2016
Admin401:


Lmao, holy shiit is it that hard to believe that people are actually having sex? Damn, it must be enormously difficult for you to get laid hence all this doubt.

@OP, don't take any advise from here. If you talk dirty with her already and aren't bad looking your chances of nailing her is 90%
Just let it happen naturally. I mean if you got to this stage then you don't need help with how to put benis inside Virgin. I certainly didnt.
The only thing you need to worry about is wether or not you have the mental fortitude to last longer than 20mins. But i'm sure you'll do just fine.
thanks bruh
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 5:48pm On Oct 14, 2016
chris2face:
Ur first time and ur 20 chai!!!! and I lost mine at 17 chai!!!! well to ur topic u will need to be untop ur game to make her come and trust me u should tell her its ur first time cause I know u definitely Bleep up in my own case she knew and was even telling me what to do but that was then
Till today I still regret my relationship with this bitch cause she taught me practically everything had to leave the relationship cause of obvious reasons
But am still grateful for her for making me s real man
i'm not 20 though, i'm under 20, about same age as you when u lost yours, me and the lady ain't dating. Just friends
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 1:33pm On Oct 14, 2016
Kakamorufu:
I was just like you back then in my virgin days. no one believed I never had sex. cos I was a raw guy. talk dirty and shii. d only method u can try is not to get anxious too much and try get ur mind distracted a bit from the sex.

thanks for this mahnn!...

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Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:19am On Oct 14, 2016
FTBOY:
well.....there's nothing much to tell you than allow the moments to take its course.since it's your first time, things are bound to get awkward; but don't fret, don't panic..... don't fret!! you'd make her nervous if you do coz she might not be able to read your motive.
then again...if she gives you the green, just take it with tenderness. her breasts shouldn't be your first target, start with slow, innocent lip-grazing kiss and make sure you're in control! undecided you're done for if a girl out-kissed on first date. bend her over and eat her mouth out! while you hold her with one hand, you can let the other one take a tour of her body. caress her back and tug the straps of her bra frequently: that's how you knock the door to gain access to her breasts. and if she lets you, squeeze her nipples till you feel her vibrate, then her full breasts, before going down with your mouth. suck that sh!t like a starving, fat baby!
you can venture further below to her panties to see if she's wet. if she's welcoming, her legs would spread automatically....that's how you know! wink then start exploring her cvnt with just two fingers. if the legs spread wider, dip one finger in then slowly the other. nigga, it's your job to make that pvssy PUSSY wet! she must be very wet and dripping before you think of fucking. and don't suck that pussy even if it smells nice! undecided



lastly, get your condom on. always protect yourself, breh. i wish you good luck!

thanks for this mehn!...
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:14am On Oct 14, 2016
spartoo:


when you remove the wooden handle, you'll see a hole.
now you can use that hole to do wat so eva u like
lolundecided
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:13am On Oct 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:




grin hahhhahaahaha....




It's sad that u gonna soon give up ur "virginity" to someone else...

But enjoy it... Expect pre-ejaculation is VERY NORMAL... cheesy don't forget to tell us ur sexperience

i sure will! grin
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 11:16pm On Oct 13, 2016
lezznjr:
Ok, wish you a successful fück! And focus on pleasing her to take your mind of the sweetness!

Nothing beats the feel of being inside a pussy, bro. It's a man's most secured fortress grin
cheesy grin cheesy
cool cool cool
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:58pm On Oct 13, 2016
lezznjr:
Sèun uncensored pussy? Let me see....that should be the best thing he ever did in NL for that's my favourite word.

The act of fücking like driving, table tennis and football must be learnt even if you're the son of Eros or Zeus!

However endurance is the key for most men. If you drink , get two bottles of Stout and groundnut or Goldberg and watermelon. It will help you prolong the burst of your penile dam.

And there's nothing as an inexperienced girl. As long as she's lodged some few dicks, she's already had a mental expectation of what a good or bad fück is.

It is your given responsibility to eclipse that expectation.


thanks lezz!... You've been of great help
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:36pm On Oct 13, 2016
spartoo:


Alright.. now define 'hoe'

a hoe is a farm implement , now i can't fucck it. Can I

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Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2016
lezznjr:
It's your call. If your girl isn't a virgin, every lousy virgin fück you give her will send her wondering why she left her boyfriend grin

The concept of a virgin boy will turn most girls off.
grin condom won't prolong your release when you don't even know how a püssy feels like with a raw dick.

You will splatter before your dick even get completely swallowed up.
i do think i dont have much to fear cuz the lady herself is not that experienced. . .

Heck she doesn't even know common cow girl. She's just a girl tryna have fun and explore like explorers.

I was just hoping to be Unique though, i mean compared to the other guys...

I know i'd release early since she's my first that's why I plan on spending lotta time on pre-intimacy.

And uhrm. .don't be reluctant to use pussy, sèun uncensored it grin

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Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:21pm On Oct 13, 2016
yine:
Oooooo.. .dont sweat it bro.. ...even most big guys can't make dat happen
If u Wia a lady.. ..would an said u should wait till u r at least above 20 and get a matured man
In ur case.. ..i call it practicing
Zoo.. ...dnt think abt d Cum part.. .tho if u can find her clitoris and hit on it gently.. .u mit b lucky.. ..and for further info.. .u av google to help u with sensitive human parts... Pictures included.. Xo u get to know Wat u r doing

google has been saving lives...

I know the basics, i went to google before coming here, just needed extra tips.

And uhrm the lady herself is not much of a pro...
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:18pm On Oct 13, 2016
spartoo:


how would you define 'hoe'

So you ar a professional plate licker

V indeed
bruh i read how to do it online.

Never practiced
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:12pm On Oct 13, 2016
Adeinfo:



Are u really sure you. are a virgin? this comment. tho

i seriously am. I stated that I know bahd stuffs
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:11pm On Oct 13, 2016
KissChris:


grin

I'll stop

lipsrsealed

cool
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:09pm On Oct 13, 2016
yine:
Haha brother... Can't say I feel ur pain cuz am a lady
First.. ..u gotta b truthful wen she comes around
➕ if she still wana go ahead. ...u gotta take tynz slow.. ..dnt let d excitement get d Betta part of you cuz u won't
last.
Understand dat it's not just ur pleasure Bt hers too
Get into a very comfortable zone Wia u get to ask and know Wat she really wants
She haven had sex doesn't mean she enjoyed those
Bt u first timer could hit d gold if u play it well
Remember that communication really matters in d act.. .xo dnt go assume u know it all.. ......
To make it better.. .time ur self as to last longer.

uhrm, in our chat, she stated that she has never cum before so I wanna make sure i make her cum,

we're both U20
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:06pm On Oct 13, 2016
KissChris:


In the dream nko? grin

lol chris. This is not a joking sturvs grin
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:05pm On Oct 13, 2016
yine:
Haha brother... Can't say I feel ur pain cuz am a lady
First.. ..u gotta b truthful wen she comes around
➕ if she still wana go ahead. ...u gotta take tynz slow.. ..dnt let d excitement get d Betta part of you cuz u won't
last.
Understand dat it's not just ur pleasure Bt hers too


Get into a very comfortable zone Wia u get to ask and know Wat she really wants
@first bolded,read my reply to lezz to see what i had planned



@2nd bolded, exactly what i had in mind
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 10:00pm On Oct 13, 2016
KissChris:


You just think you're a virgin grin


The chief recognises His people grin

buh i've not been in a pussy before na grin
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:59pm On Oct 13, 2016
Cutehector:
lwkmd.. I need proof, not some feeble tales.



I"ll bet 5k, Dat nothing will happen.. on my terms.. u send me proof.. deal?

what kinda proof do u need brah?...
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:57pm On Oct 13, 2016
KissChris:


Bros, you're not a virgin gringrin
trust me, I am, this would be my first real Bleep. embarassed

I just happen to know a lot of things grin
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:56pm On Oct 13, 2016
jedaii:
u av got a big task at hand tho
I remember when I first did it I tot I impressed her while I did nothing.. she gave me a second and third chance tho buh couldn't do a thing.. what u need is don't rush be gentle, don't get too anxious and excited when doing it don't allow the whole pleasure swallow u... be doing it and thinking of wat u ll eat later on who will win Chelsea vs Leicester and when arsenal will win league ..
good luck bro..

i know about the bolded. Thanks bruh...
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:54pm On Oct 13, 2016
Cutehector:
oboy if u like put shitt insyd ur mouth be talking dirty, I said u won't do shii.. simple!

bruh hector, expect my mention next week!...

You just challenged me to make sure something happens cool
Romance / Re: First Time Sex, Any Tips? by RealestG(m): 9:51pm On Oct 13, 2016
obontami:
holla at me via whatsapp codely :-

uhrm. Not on whatsapp at the moment

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