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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by reality2710(m): 12:00pm On Apr 20, 2022
dodoatirice:
spirit kept calling from my bathroom to come and have my money and that it had limited time to be in a building meant for human beings as that was not her abode. I couldn’t go, I didn’t answer. (I no even try call Baba because at this time of the night i was damn right he won’t pick we both know what’s up). E no too tey na soo e come be like say other people join am for the room because she had stopped calling and felt like some people had joined and there was a discussion going on. At first it was murmurings, at other times i heard my name mid sentence and finally some silence. The silence then extended from a one minute thing to hours of quietness and myself i was rooted to the same spot not knowing what to do. Time crept by steadily and soon enough first cock crow around 4 am she returned again bit this time she was in the Bathroom and was causing a nuisance because she called out to me asking me to bring the sponge from before and the current one and come and have my money and that it was getting too heavy for her to be carrying about. I didn’t answer and she started sobbing. Morning proper and she was still somewhere in the house and wouldn’t leave and the sobbing didn’t stop. It went on and on till i called Baba and told him what was up and the situation i was in.

Baba made me understand that I didn’t have a choice, I’d have to go do the bath, give her the former sponge and the new one and face the consequences for going against simple instructions and spiritual doings. ( for the first time i was mad at this Baba of a thing. I told him he and his gods were becoming too demanding and what they demanded from me was always on the extreme. He tried to say something i cut him short and asked him to come try if all the tasks and demands were that simple, he tried to chip in something and i cut him off. I dropped the call. I went back to face my reality, went back into the house, the sobbing still continued, I thought i was being clever and this time i switched bathrooms, did the bath, the corpse still find me come the new bathroom, stood face to fave with me, very angry face She had, i gave her the old sponge, them the new one. She dropped the new one (yes because i still had stacks of cash from the previous money she brought) then vanished. I thought that was the end of it or probably i was being pardoned or something, i got to my bedroom and as usual more sacks of cash. I looked at the money with contempt. Then the bedroom door that i left open when i came in closed itself. And then several hands beat the living daylights out of me that i passed out that morning in a heap of the money they’d brought( the beating was too much that i used the sack hat contained money to try to cushion the unseen hands that meted out my spiritual punishment for going against the code. They beat me for close to 2 hours and by the time they left, i had physical marks from the (pankere I guessed they used in fixing me up)

Now i had to go out and spend all the money again in two days and I had a debt sponge debt i needed to pay. To avoid a repeat of back to back beatings, i proceeded to splurging away all the money. Bu the time I left the house in my car, mysteriously the cain marks had disappeared but not the pain. I got to chill out with them boys and it was plenty merriment as usual, finny thing was, i was in pains from the beating, i was splurging money and even dashing it out at freewill but i was really in pains. I did plenty giveaways but e just be like say the money no dey lean. Omo i no spend pass one sack that day and i had like 5 more in my home. The next morning, I attended a party i wasn’t invited to and spend millions on the Band that played, people didn’t ask questions as to who I was or if i was invited, the dancefloor filled up as soon as i started spraying the band money, the floor was literally littered with cash and people wanted to pick. I left the party and headed home, on my way home, I drove past a bustop, before I approached sef i saw people waiting for a bus , i drove past them throwing money in the air and watched in my rear view as people scrambled to pick. At the end of the day, i still had sacks of money that needed to go. The hour would arrive and I’d get beat again. Tears trickled down my fave at the thought of being punished for failing again.
No be to dey buy rolls Royce every two days? Na fiction sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by reality2710(m): 12:07pm On Feb 25, 2020
ChristoBam:
What's up?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by reality2710(m): 3:54pm On Feb 23, 2020
ChristoBam:
When we got to this woman place, I got seriously creeped out and stepped out immediately. The woman got angry and said I must not enter into the place again. I didn't even care. I heard only part of what the woman told them as she was speaking in local Ekiti dialect. When the got outside they showed me what the woman gave them. Local soap, and one cream like black substance with terrible smell. She said they should apply it on their body when it was around 12 in the midnight and they were about to start their yahoo business. I was just laughing Cuz I thought it wouldn't work as I didn't believe in those things.. The next one week after I only saw one of them Cuz I didn't always go to class and we weren't really close outside the classroom. But the one of them I saw told me he chickened out and could not do it. We were rich men pikin that just wanted to do bad things. None of us were really lacking money or anything. Just wanted to join the league of bad guys.
Let's just say few days later, I started hearing the gist of how these guys were cashing out big and I went to visit them as I heard they were already roommates. I was shocked beyond explanation. I had being to their house before and I know these guys had not even ordinary small generator, but the things I saw in their room if u add it together you'd be talking of close to 1.5m. I was whining then that they'd become billioniares in one year with the rate they became rich and they said the woman told them if they wanted to be richer past this level they'd have to upgrade their jazz ( I'm thinking human sacrifice or something). These guys spent the next 3 weeks spending lavishly in clubs.
Let me cut the story short. After these 3 weeks, things started to happen and these guys got really broke, like crazy broke within a short while. In fact federal EFCC got one of them one time and they had to pay more than one million. They had to sell some stuffs. At this time I was already a strong believer in JuJu. The woman later called them and we all went together, I wasn't planning to enter her house but we met her at the front of her house and it seemed she didn't recognize me or something. She told those guys that they had 5 days to find 300 thousand naira to redeem their life cuz they've committed taboo, like something they weren't supposed to do and that's why they became broke in the first place.
We all laughed when we left there and I can assure you none of these guys was scared cuz we thought the woman wanted to use the situation to scam us. The following day one of them got sick by morning and the other got sick before the end of the day. Nobody told us before we started looking for the money. I was even scared of my life because of I was involved a bit. From that day on, there were so many things that i've been through that made me know that supernatural world exists. Anyways I stopped moving with those guys and stopped every illegal things I was doing then.
If you think all I've said is tales by the moonlight, that's your problem. But I'll advise you to travel to Ikere Ekiti and have your mind blown by things you'll experience.
I need your contact biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by reality2710(m): 5:44pm On Feb 10, 2020
ChristoBam:
When we got to this woman place, I got seriously creeped out and stepped out immediately. The woman got angry and said I must not enter into the place again. I didn't even care. I heard only part of what the woman told them as she was speaking in local Ekiti dialect. When the got outside they showed me what the woman gave them. Local soap, and one cream like black substance with terrible smell. She said they should apply it on their body when it was around 12 in the midnight and they were about to start their yahoo business. I was just laughing Cuz I thought it wouldn't work as I didn't believe in those things.. The next one week after I only saw one of them Cuz I didn't always go to class and we weren't really close outside the classroom. But the one of them I saw told me he chickened out and could not do it. We were rich men pikin that just wanted to do bad things. None of us were really lacking money or anything. Just wanted to join the league of bad guys.
Let's just say few days later, I started hearing the gist of how these guys were cashing out big and I went to visit them as I heard they were already roommates. I was shocked beyond explanation. I had being to their house before and I know these guys had not even ordinary small generator, but the things I saw in their room if u add it together you'd be talking of close to 1.5m. I was whining then that they'd become billioniares in one year with the rate they became rich and they said the woman told them if they wanted to be richer past this level they'd have to upgrade their jazz ( I'm thinking human sacrifice or something). These guys spent the next 3 weeks spending lavishly in clubs.
Let me cut the story short. After these 3 weeks, things started to happen and these guys got really broke, like crazy broke within a short while. In fact federal EFCC got one of them one time and they had to pay more than one million. They had to sell some stuffs. At this time I was already a strong believer in JuJu. The woman later called them and we all went together, I wasn't planning to enter her house but we met her at the front of her house and it seemed she didn't recognize me or something. She told those guys that they had 5 days to find 300 thousand naira to redeem their life cuz they've committed taboo, like something they weren't supposed to do and that's why they became broke in the first place.
We all laughed when we left there and I can assure you none of these guys was scared cuz we thought the woman wanted to use the situation to scam us. The following day one of them got sick by morning and the other got sick before the end of the day. Nobody told us before we started looking for the money. I was even scared of my life because of I was involved a bit. From that day on, there were so many things that i've been through that made me know that supernatural world exists. Anyways I stopped moving with those guys and stopped every illegal things I was doing then.
If you think all I've said is tales by the moonlight, that's your problem. But I'll advise you to travel to Ikere Ekiti and have your mind blown by things you'll experience.
Contact?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by reality2710(m): 3:18pm On Feb 06, 2020
ChristoBam:
I'm going to delete this post after sometime cuz I don't anything that can come back to hunt me.
Looking at all there arguments you guys are throwing around makes me laugh. I don't think there's a single aethist in Ekiti State. Once an aethist moves to Ekiti, common sense will tell you there's something like JuJu.
I'm a son of a pastor. Like my father owns his own church but we don't have so many members therefore I'm usually a target of the sermons. Like I listen to sermons everyday since I was little till I grew up to the extent that I grew a thick skin for it. I became an aethist, like a real one. I had hundreds of aethist videos and pics on my phone.
When I got admitted to Eksu in Ekiti, I started rolling with the bad guys and before I knew it I started yahoo. I heard a lot about those that did oshole and other types of jazz but thought they were all fake nonsense but I used to wonder how local ikere boys that couldn't speak a work in English were driving Benz and different types of cars.
Then this fateful day, this classmate of mine told us about a woman in iworoko that could do jazz for us and we'll become strikingly rich within a short while. Meanwhile by this time I've done yahoo for close to 3 years without one naira to show for it with all my high IQ. Then I followed these guys majorly due to curiosity, for my mind I thought it'd never work. We were about 4 in number that went to this woman place
TV/MoviesRe: Tacha's People Storm The Hotel Where She Is As They Demand For Her Release by reality2710(m): 10:20pm On Sep 28, 2019
bluebay:
No no no no. What’s wrong with this country? This is what they should be doing for Sowore. Not Tacha for Christ sake.... We are all mad in this country. Ôri gbo gbo wa ti Bûrû.
Why Sowore?
AutosRe: (abuja) Faultless And Registered 2008 M-benz C300 Selling@2.850m by reality2710(m): 2:08pm On May 23, 2017
Still available?
AutosRe: Faultless Registered 2008 M-benz GL 450 Selling@4.5m(abuja) by reality2710(m): 2:06pm On May 23, 2017
Happy sales
InvestmentRe: MMM Nigeria Denies Viral MMM Guiders Conference Coming Up In April 2017 by reality2710(m): 5:56am On Mar 22, 2017
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FashionRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Disqualifies All Contestants At Most Beautiful Girl In Nnewi by reality2710(m): 8:39pm On Jan 03, 2017
AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by reality2710(m): 7:21pm On Jan 03, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Gallant Soldier Dies During Shootout With Boko Haram In Borno. Photos by reality2710(m): 9:10am On Jan 03, 2017
These days nothing makes sense. RIP SOLDIER

PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Gov. Wike Visits Sultan Of Sokoto by reality2710(m): 8:04pm On Jan 01, 2017
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