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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did You Overthink As A Teenager That Didn’t Matter Later in Adulthood? by realsoftouch: 1:13pm On Jul 15
Hair in my private part... Me n my friends back then will apply ashes from fire wood on our private part for hair to grow... Today I wish for hair not to grow there again.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Creates A Humanoid Robot From Scratch, Then Puts It To The Test (P by realsoftouch: 3:52pm On Jul 11
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin... My belle oo grin grin

FutureFocus:
Hope the robot won’t beat him up?
BusinessRe: "I Never Made ₦2.5 Million" – Corn Seller Retracts Claim, Asks For Help by realsoftouch: 4:56pm On Jul 07
Samueltemi337:
What changed mama??
You nor make 2.5 million again?
Na #2,500 no be #2.5m..... Market don go down as rain dey fall...

Yeye woman nai she be
Foreign AffairsRe: "I Hate Foreigners, Government Is Doing Nothing" – South African Sparks Outrage by realsoftouch: 6:29pm On Jun 19
The Govt condemn those shouting that foreigners must go... Yet the same Govt could not conduct any arrest, what does that tell you?

Very wicked and lazy people
PoliticsRe: I Would Rather Resign Than Retract My Views On Peter Obi — NDC Spokesman, Agada by realsoftouch: 4:42pm On Jun 16
He want attention and he knew that the only way to get it is to mention the name above every other politician's name...

Lets leave him... He his still on doctor's prescription..
FamilyRe: “i’m Back To The Street” – Abroad-based Nigerian Woman Dumps Husband Over 50/50 by realsoftouch: 5:50pm On Jun 10
Resumption of prostitution... Sha leave other women husband alone..
RomanceRe: Man Tattoos His Girlfriend On His Chest: Can You Exhibit Such Love In 2026? by realsoftouch: 3:37pm On Jun 09
When u just finish docking ur girlfriend for the first time.. That when things like this happen..
RomanceRe: Man Tattoos His Girlfriend On His Chest: Can You Exhibit Such Love In 2026? by realsoftouch: 3:34pm On Jun 09
My uncle will Say ! "Leave am na small pikin dey worry am"
CrimeRe: A Soldier, 4 Hostages Killed In Magbon - Mowe, Ogun State by realsoftouch: 3:33pm On Jun 09
Truly Tinubu has nothing to offer... Just to be answered President...
PoliticsRe: Oyo Protesters Chant "Tinubu Ole", Demand Release Of Kidnapped Teachers Students by realsoftouch: 4:48pm On Jun 01
Tinubu aurchins will come and call it AI... Where is managril and the other Urchins?
FamilyRe: Annoying Things My Uncle's Wife Does As A Content Creator by realsoftouch: 11:08pm On May 21
Oga ur uncle is not u n u re not your uncle so take a chill pill...

If u marry ur wife u can forbid her from doing all these.. Honestly this is none of ur business..

KnowledgePower7:
If no be fear of this news going to frontpage i for post their picture.
Very rich and they live in cote de voir
My uncle is rich man so what is the point of her to be doing content creator.

Person wey dey fly go paris dey post channel designer bags she buy.
Person wey talk say traveling different countries na her hobby because her husband na Odogwu.

Then why still come online dey follow hungry content creators dey disgrace family.

I am not happy because that my uncle has a reputation of a soldier but his wife has damaged that image of him.
He now looks like a weakling that allow his wife do anyhow
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly: Desmond Elliot Loses To Barakat Odunuga In APC Direct Primary by realsoftouch: 8:20pm On May 20
We all know that these figures can never be real... Lagos state election is compromise... U can't defeat a sitting candidate with such margin..
PoliticsRe: APC Primaries: 70 NASS Members, LP Members Who Defected To APC Lose Seats by realsoftouch: 8:17pm On May 20
They are all fools... You think APC don't know what they are doing...

All of the use n dump...
Ask Desmond Eliot even when he requested for a free n fair election they gave him a free n fair election...
EducationRe: Rachael Alamu, Principal Of Community High School Esinele Speaks From Captivity by realsoftouch: 8:21pm On May 17
With high profile technology device tracking this people won't time..
RomanceRe: He Wants Me To Move In by realsoftouch: 7:19am On May 14
Please don't ever make such move.... Let him marry you first.. If not na use and dump..

I have 1000 n 1 experiences in that..

I repeat let him marry you first..
FamilyRe: My Ex Girlfriend Told Me That Her Second Child Is Mine by realsoftouch: 8:04am On May 10
OP is a serial lier... How can u not be ready to marry and you became the father of her second child.. Not the first... It means you have been foocking a married woman because she is ur ex..

People like you have crashed lots of marriages with ur prxxk..

ikeno:
Really Don't Know How To Handle This Situation

Few weeks ago an ex of mine who I still keep contact with cause we stay in same state and sometimes she comes over to my place even though am not married but she was once married but due to domestic violence she left are husband and have been fending for her 3 children through her business, called me 2 weeks ago and said her seven old daughter who is the second born belongs to me and the reason she never told me was because I was not ready to settle down then.

She sent me a video of the girl and to be honest, facially she looks like me and few of my friends I showed the video to admitted she looks like me.
Since she sent me the video have been in shock and really don't know what to do in such a situation.

Have told her to come to my place this weekend so we can talk about it.

So guys how do I go about this situation any advice will be welcome
HealthRe: Man Collapses And Dies During Gym Workout (CCTV Video) by realsoftouch: 7:50am On May 10
Personally I think before one start using the gym they should start doing small exercises like jogging, push ups.. Just start with any exercise that does not involve carrying or push any heavy object..
HealthRe: Couple Who are AS AS Genotype Ignore Doctor's Advice, Got Married by realsoftouch: 7:44am On May 10
Please don't use this brain to cross road o..

Who thought you this math?

AS and AS can never give birth to two SS after kids.. seems u don't understand probability!!


1 SS OUT OF EVERY 4KIDS...
Bacteriologist:
No.

It means EACH CHILD they conceive has a

25% chance of being SS.

25% chance of being AA.

50% chance of being AS.

If they give birth to 4 kids and they are really unlucky, all 4 can be SS.

If they give birth to 4 kids and they are really really lucky, all 4 can be AA.

In most cases though, their children will be AS because of the higher probability.

But why take that chance at all of bringing an SS and the pain you will cause an innocent human. Just marry right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Rosenior Sacked By Chelsea After Three Months In Charge by realsoftouch: 6:39pm On Apr 22
huh

Him no try at all....

The team self no serious just cut my ticket anyhow
Jobs/VacanciesJob Invite : No Official Email Just A Phone Call $WhatsApp Invite. by realsoftouch(op): 6:00pm On Apr 22
I got this job invite... I notice that the company is not active on social media so as to verify if it's legit or not..

Please if anyone has any idea about this do drop a, comment..


"We are pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for a physical interview for the position of an IT Personnel in Eleganza Industries

Please find the interview details below:

Date: Friday, 28th April, 2026

Time: 11:00 AM

Venue: 3/5 Modupe Alakija cresent, Ikoyi, Lagos.

Please come along with a hard copy of your resume and any other relevant credentials.

We look forward to meeting with you.

Best regards,

Tunde Bello,
EA to ED
Eleganza Industries"
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by realsoftouch: 3:43pm On Apr 21
FG will call their leader soon and do the usual transfer..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Coventry City Promoted To Premier League After 25 Years by realsoftouch: 4:12am On Apr 19
Hope they re not here for a 1year IT?
FoodRe: If You Were Asked To Eat One Meal For The Rest Of Your Life, What Will It Be? by realsoftouch: 2:03am On Apr 13
Redman44:
I can eat Semovita or Dawavita with Egusi soup for the rest of my life 🙏🙏.
Story... When u don eat am for just 1month...

Body go tell u...
HealthRe: Hospital Blackout In Suleja: Staff Use Phone Flashlights To Treat Patient(photos by realsoftouch: 9:48pm On Mar 15
Fly n sheet... Always together..

Incurable illness... I hope u re still buy diesel for #500... Anofia..

yarimo:
don't mind the guy must of them always comment in the name of I have commented, that is one of Niger state general hospitals located in suleja. The state governor hardly even stay in the state for 48 hours always good at traveling. When the people living in minna the state capital protested against poor power supply. The unfortunate governor was telling them to go and install solar as if everyone can afford solar .
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act:outrage Over Removal Of Certificate Forgery As Ground For Election by realsoftouch: 8:35pm On Mar 14
A government that wants to legalize crime... Spit on apc
CelebritiesRe: Asake Struggling To Touch The Black Stone In Mecca, Saudi Arabia (video) by realsoftouch: 8:31pm On Mar 14
Religion..... Religion.... Religion..
CelebritiesRe: If You Invite A Woman On A Date, Pay All The Bills — Says Pete Edochie by realsoftouch: 8:42am On Mar 13
How many ladies have ask a guy out on a date... U should be the one to think well first..

50 is not married but doing well n have a child..

bobogogo:
How many people are as rich as 50?

Have you asked yourself why 50 cent isnt married?

That should tell you all you need to know.

50 cent dont trust dem 404s
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians Arrested In Noida India Over ₦12.2 Billion Cyber Fraud (Pictured) by realsoftouch: 8:39am On Mar 13
It is well jsjrrj jddjdjja

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