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PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha To Resume At Senate On Tuesday After Court Lifts Suspension by realsoftouch: 4:44pm On Jul 06, 2025
This government is trying to sit right.. Knowing fully well that the coalition parties are warming up for them against 2027.. Started first from was river state settlement, next selling of the old presidential aircraft now senate has free Natasha..

Many won't see anything... But trust me 2027 go sweet pass kpekus..
RomanceRe: How Did We Get Here? Nigerian Man Questions Gen Z Babes’ Luxury Demands by realsoftouch: 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2025
Uchefame:
That's why getting married nowadays looks like playing bet9ja.
grin grin grin grin grin u get bad mouth!!!!

My belle dey pain me like this!!!
PoliticsRe: No Extradition Process Against Simon Ekpa – AGF by realsoftouch: 5:35am On May 10, 2025
This OP is mental... How can u be talking about Simon Ekpa and you are putting Nnamdi Kanu's picture there?


Most of you guys here are just rushing to be the first to post, be the first to get likes and chase clout.. bullshit..
CelebritiesRe: VDM: I Refused To Send N100k To A Lady For Boycotting GTB - Ossai Ovie Success by realsoftouch: 2:57pm On May 05, 2025
ednut1:
Gtb does not rely on us the 10k account balance retail customers to make most of its money . Nigerian are just too gullible .

See GTB income statement from last year. Net interest income ( interest they charge on loans which are mostly corporate loans) . Make una rest 😂
See u... And their marketers full market dey find costumer... Keep deceiving yourself...
RomanceRe: Cameroonian LGBT Activist Bandy Kiki Marries Her Ijaw Girlfriend by realsoftouch: 1:43pm On Mar 28, 2025
Anumanu... Get her pregnant if u have balls..
PoliticsRe: What Ben Murray-Bruce Said About Senator Akpabio In 2018 And Now by realsoftouch: 1:40pm On Mar 28, 2025
Anywhere belle face... Nigerian politicians are not different from animals..
FamilyRe: My Sister Is Pregnant For My Husband And My Mum Supports Them: Lady Lament by realsoftouch: 7:00pm On Mar 27, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
Naso my brother wife carry her sister to do nanny for her.
The period when i go visit them i plan stay 1 week but because of this girl i come stay 2 months..
For the first month nothing happen.
On 2nd month omo this babe wan use sex finish me. She said her sis cant be enjoying my big bro while she stay idle say make she enjoy me instead.

Our routine na after she make the kids sleep. She go wait till 2am come call my phone or text me to not to lock my room door..
She go sneak in my room..see knacking omo😋🥰
Real hot slow passionate knacking
We go try cover our moans kaiii
Inlaw knackin dey sweet cry kiss

One night she go fumble
her big sis come out to pee at night and jam her as she dey comot from my side for night. Next day her big sis stylishly tell me say her younger sister will go back soon because of school. Na lie, na becuz of me cry

Deep down i know she caught her and probably had a word with her then told her to go back home.
Very painful something... but i just dey mask my feeling make she no suspect
After she comot one mama come dey do nanny
Me sef stylishly tell them say i go soon dey go too. Her big sis was suprised... my big bro no know wetin dey sup lol its well. They just ruin my fun cry angry
Bahd boy...
NYSCRe: Lagos Corper Ushie Rita Cries Out Over Threats After Criticizing Tinubu’s Govt by realsoftouch: 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2025
Makunahatata:
says an online beggar..onisorire!, gutter thing😹
Awoibie oni onisorire...
Poverty kee u bastard.
PropertiesRe: If You Know When This Generator Was Sold For 10k, Signify! Now 145k by realsoftouch: 11:33pm On Mar 19, 2025
I bought 1.9kva for 32k about 4years ago fairly used though..

Today I saw fairly use 90k.
NYSCRe: Lagos Corper Ushie Rita Cries Out Over Threats After Criticizing Tinubu’s Govt by realsoftouch: 11:25pm On Mar 19, 2025
Makunahatata:
na me say make hardship wan injure ur papa? ...your papa is a big fool
Mumu make me n u show our self live I bet 5m.. Come offline let see who is richer animal like ur father...

Like I said if u re not stupid u will know ur left from right..

Am ready o.. Me n ur papa 5m betting I get money pass am..
PoliticsRe: Allocation: Governors Lobby Tinubu To Block Direct Payment To LG by realsoftouch: 2:18pm On Mar 17, 2025
Someone said that this country will never get better... Well I don't think so..

But I think it's going to take a long time and a long fight..
NYSCRe: How I Nearly Died In Benin City During My NYSC - Journalist, Nwedene (Pix) by realsoftouch: 2:17pm On Mar 17, 2025
Sachwugei:
>:
Criminal put the winning code make we check am... Lies kee I there
NYSCRe: Lagos Corper Ushie Rita Cries Out Over Threats After Criticizing Tinubu’s Govt by realsoftouch: 2:06pm On Mar 17, 2025
Makunahatata:
Attention seeker , this one too dey find job, maybe den go ask am to send cv😹... why always dem?...na dem go leave their akpu smellyjungle enclave, go another person land dey go yarn nonsense
So complaining about hardship is now a crime to u?

U must be a big fool for saying this..
NYSCRe: House Rent Is ₦1.2M, NYSC Paying ₦396k A Year: Corper Defends Raye (Video) by realsoftouch: 1:48pm On Mar 17, 2025
sonnie10:
You can share appt with 1 or 2 people. Rome was not built in a day. Manage yourself, one year of service will not kil you.
Why u dey yarn like this.. They say the rent is 1.2m u say dey should share with people..


Oya share 1.2m among 3 people and tell me the total if it's still not more than the total nysc is pay for the whole year..
PoliticsRe: 'Tinubu’s Regime Is A Very Terrible Regime' - VeryDarkMan (Video) by realsoftouch: 1:24pm On Mar 17, 2025
helinues:
Shut up small boy

He don use style tear race from Naija while his court case is there.

Continue complicating things for yourself, the bitter way you have been insisting on learning, you go soon get am yafun yafun
Keep kwayet mumu... Always talking trash.

U will never have sense
CrimeRe: Police Discover Shallow Grave Of Adedamola Ogunbode, Arrest Prime Suspect by realsoftouch: 12:30am On Mar 13, 2025
Utanisco:
When will. This nonsense stop

Natasha will not see this one to take it to the UN

Na preeq matter as if other senators or other people no de bounce on am

Most illiterate senator in nigeria right now
Keep kwayet... You talk like a toddler.
AgricultureRe: Millionaire Fish Farmer Shares His Story (Video) by realsoftouch: 12:24am On Mar 13, 2025
Factcheck0001:
that's d most risky agric business I will never do in my life

I was once a farm manager, these fishes ehn. They are highly unpredictable n u can't b careful enough.

U can get to the farm one day n they won't eat, as if that's not enough they will start turning their chest up

It ruins easily n it's money n time consuming
Livestock farming will always b d best
grin grin
CrimeRe: Driver Beats A Lady Over AC Argument (Photos) by realsoftouch: 7:06pm On Mar 08, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
There's a difference between ordinary beating,panel beating and serious decking shocked

But on a serious note,it takes a man with extreme Patience and gentle-manliness to overlook the excesses of some bannies bad mouth, especially when you're into transportation business.......

I stand with the driver,cuz na everyday I dey personally dey experience female wereys like her for road.
grin grin grin @bolded
CrimeRe: Maryann Onwuchekwa: Kidnapped Lady Found Dead On Expressway (Photos) by realsoftouch: 1:40pm On Mar 08, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Another banny with very succulent body products wasted angry

The evil doers behind this will never know peace
Ashawo dey ur eyes.. grin
CrimeRe: NAFDAC Officials & Policemen Attacked At Onitsha Market (2019 Incident) by realsoftouch: 4:20pm On Feb 25, 2025
Usless people that NAFDAC us trying to protect against poisonous drugs..

They won't understand until they have an emergency only to rush to the pharmacy to get a drug that is fake n leads to death of a loved.. Very Usless people
RomanceRe: Tall Lady Marries Dwarf (Photos) by realsoftouch: 3:47pm On Feb 25, 2025
saintokwuluora:
It's not kinda of disrespectful, it is disrespectful. Why make public mockery of whom you agreed to marry.
And am sure that u re still single!!!

When u re too nosey over everything u find it hard 2 settle down.. Mr perfect.
Foreign AffairsRe: Top 10 Most Productive Countries In Africa In 2025 by realsoftouch: 3:24pm On Feb 25, 2025
Am still surprise at hw people are still defending this failed government.. How una take dey do am.

Everything is expensive, everything including the most common thing for the common man(garri)

Yet u know all these things but yet you still dey support the person when make things hard.. Aba.. U sure say u be human being?
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Church The Problem Of Nigeria? by realsoftouch: 10:03am On Feb 23, 2025
The OP is either mad or high on drugs..

Am waiting for him to ask if "Mosque is the problem of Nigeria"

Once again op u re mad.
PoliticsRe: ASITU Drags Lagos Govt To UN, ECOWAS Over Alleged Demolition Of Igbo Properties by realsoftouch: 8:25pm On Feb 15, 2025
PressMyButton:
This pipu enh.. I won't take these unknown clowns seriously until they extend their petition to Ojukwu. Was it not in Enugu that they were flying and jumping out of the window when Mbah brought bulldozers to demolish their buildings. These unknown clowns cannot sue Mbah to International court for trying to bury Ibos alive in their houses?, they're blind to see that, right?. Soludo has been demolishing ibos properties every week, but dem no dey see that one to drag to UN, Otti demolished ibos properties too but these clowns feigned deaf and dumb. I won't be surprised if these unknown clowns are being sponsored by PitObi and Oby esikwesilly.
It's high time Lagos house of Assembly woke up and implement that Obasa law, this see finish must stop.
U re more senseless than I thought..
BusinessRe: After 2 Years, Man Owing N80k Redownloads Loan App, Debt Climbs to ₦1.4 Million by realsoftouch: 12:48pm On Feb 05, 2025
angry
CrimeRe: Ogun: Man Arrested After Girlfriend Died In His House by realsoftouch: 10:13am On Feb 05, 2025
cheesy
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: Lionel Messi Is Great, But I'm Most Complete by realsoftouch: 10:12am On Feb 05, 2025
Daniel7543:
Ronaldo is the only G.O.A.T
Any other goat na goat meat.
For your mind...
CrimeRe: Alleged $87 Million Fraud: Police Arrest Afriq Arbitrage CEO, Jesam Michael by realsoftouch: 6:24pm On Jan 30, 2025
I can teach u how to trade... But I will never trade for u.. Never..
SportsRe: How To Win Big With BetKing's New Casino Games by realsoftouch: 5:29pm On Jan 30, 2025
Hamzaay:
It's finished!
Instead of NL to promote what will help our youth we are here promoting what will finish us. There are alot of people trying to conquer the addiction of gambling. What will be of them when they see thier number site promoting it?
I swear... They will not move reasonable stuff to front page.. Na so so gabbage dem dey put.
FamilyRe: 'Marriage Sweet Die' – Man Brags As Wife Serves Him Meal (Photos) by realsoftouch: 5:25pm On Jan 30, 2025
He is 100% correct....


Marriage is not for 2 smart people.. No
Nairaland is flooded with men that grew up with single parents..that why most of them don't have a balance behavior.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Calls Out Tuface Idibia For Announcing Divorce Publicly by realsoftouch: 6:13am On Jan 28, 2025
Na only for naija na person wen don divorce 1million times n wen no fit dey husband house go dey give advice..

See this retired olosho..

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