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Family / Re: Will You Attend A Friend's Wedding If You Were Not Invited? by Realtym(f): 2:19pm On Nov 29, 2012
I would attend the wedding first(but act like just another distant invitee) since I wasn't invited. But at a later date after the wedding, I will vent my anger on my friend and demand an explanation.
REASON; I can always vent my anger or make my grievances known at any time, however, the wedding is a one day affair that can never occur again. NO REPLAY.
What if I don't attend the wedding and at a later date she explains her very plausible and forgivable reasons for not giving me an invite, what then would I do, rewind that day to go and attend the wedding? I sabi vex well well o, but I like erring on the side of caution plus giving people the benefit of doubt.
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Career / Re: Onlinestudy by Realtym(f): 9:54am On Nov 26, 2012
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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Itil Training! Itil Training!! Itil Training!!! by Realtym(f): 5:39pm On Oct 11, 2012
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Nairaland / General / Aluu 4 Victims Music: "No Love In The Heart Of The City" Free Download Here by Realtym(f): 2:58pm On Oct 10, 2012
There seems to be nothing left to be said of the Aluu 4 except the unanimous call for justice.[img][/img]

But I bet what you did not know was that it was never totally lost on the four friends that they were never welcome in that community in the first place nor was it lost on them that the people of Rivers are not as hospitable as one would expect given the much hype accorded the city of PH.

Or how do you explain the fact that two of the boys who were aspiring musicians had been at the recording studio working on their album and it turns out that one of the most prominent tracks in that album was titled, “No love in the heart of the city”. Indeed the people of Aluu community have murdered sleep and they shall sleep no more. My sympathies go to whoever was unfortunate enough to have been born in that community, for as sure as the curse causeless shall not stand, these ones being pronounced by Nigerian mothers shall stand because, there is a CAUSE.That is for another blogpost.

For now, here is an extract of the song, download and enjoy.(Have no fears, it's totally virus-free)

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Mobbed By Angels ? by Realtym(f): 3:19pm On Oct 08, 2012
wiegraf:

Ok....
Congrats on the family..
300 may be a little late. And you're a functioning, productive member of society. Else people like me hear stuff like this and think schizop...
But like I've indicated, it is usually debilitating, patients usually can't function properly without support, so you're fine..
Unless you also display any combination of being paranoid, having delusions of grandeur, walking in circles, speaking incoherently, and having your wife provide the necessary support to keep you functional, masking the crazy...
There are other conditions that cause hallucinations as well.
But never you mind me, this is an xtian only thread and you guys seem to enjoy this sort of stuff, I just thought it curious. I'll be on my way...
Yea, better be on your way. Thanks for stopping by. JESUS LOVES YOU STILL AND HIS ARMS ARE WIDE OPEN just in case you haven't come to KNOW him.




Religion / Re: Who Was The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved? by Realtym(f): 3:09pm On Oct 08, 2012
991:

Actually it was Mary Magdalene.
If I hear angry You've obviously been reading too many Dan Brown Books!
Webmasters / Re: Why Has Blogging Become Only A Tool For Making Money? by Realtym(f): 2:55pm On Oct 08, 2012
Anybody can blog but should everybody blog?[url][/url]http://olohistots..com/2012/09/social-media-and-privacytheres-just.html
Politics / Re: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by Realtym(f): 4:36pm On Oct 04, 2012
I do agree that GEJ owes it to the nation to "officially" let us in on what the issue is with our First Lady. I say "officially" because by now we all are aware that all is not well with her(No thanks to Sahara Reporters et al). But the truth remains that we can not and must not forget that GEJ is human and the position of the president does not in any way exempt him from basic human considerations. Lets accord him that much respect and pray for The First Family.
http://olohistots..com/2012/09/politicizing-health-of-dame-patience.html
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Rocks Her Natural Hair - Cute or Not? by Realtym(f): 5:33pm On Sep 25, 2012
Stella_Bella: Which beautiful gal?
Bad Belle
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Politics / Re: Bakare's 'Election Before 2015' Sermon Full Text by Realtym(f): 2:42pm On Jul 24, 2012
hammedkola: I can't even read all these...too much, can't you just summarize and we read the main points?
grin grin grin Lazy bones
Politics / Re: LOTT`S Daughter: President Goodluck Jonathan Second Wife by Realtym(f): 1:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
So bl***ing WHAT
Dis poaster is a retard with nothing better 2 do with his time.
NYSC / Re: During NYSC: A Good Professional Course To Take? by Realtym(f): 1:06pm On Jul 04, 2012
PMP, ITIL will be good.
Celebrities / Re: Gay Chika Nwafor Claims He's Pregnant by Realtym(f): 5:13pm On Jul 03, 2012
Billyonaire: Every dirt is on front page. Up Seun and Co....una dey try

Excuse me, I dnt undastnd u. Y shudn't every dirty word /post possible be on d front page. Abi u na gay 2? grin grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s N2 Billion Assault Lawsuit: Court Fixes July 12 For Judgment by Realtym(f): 4:29pm On Jul 03, 2012
Hye-Bits:

Kindly show us where the broom is used for flogging.
Guy are u 4 real grin grin grin grin
U gat muscle pull ina ya eyez or wat undecided Abeg try visit d nearest cele church around u, a 'trial' will surely convince u as ur lyf will neva remain d same grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Farouk Lawan’s Lawyer Says Audio Clip Doctored - VIDEO by Realtym(f): 3:35pm On Jul 03, 2012
As far as am concerned, Farouk 'STUPID' Lawan has already admitted his guilt by shamelessly affirming,
*in his mosquito voice* ' i took the money to expose Ote(Ode)dola', 'i collected money not bribe'.
Chai, dat guy na opetu!!! Mumu!!!. Den chop 1 chop 2 Barrister Ozekome kon dey yarn opata dat d audio was tailored. angry If I hear angry
Politics / Re: Farouk Lawan’s Lawyer Says Audio Clip Doctored - VIDEO by Realtym(f): 3:27pm On Jul 03, 2012
oadah: Immediately i listened to the clip, it was clear that it has been edited:
the recorded conversation did not start from the beginning and neither did it end.
they were also interjections in-between.
i told my friends immediately that once Lawal brings in video/voice forensic experts, it will be trashed as inadmissible evidence in the court of law.

the full unedited clip will have been tenable

Otedola knows his is already in trouble, theses small boys in NASS will sink him not even Baba iyabo can save him.

Na who be dis guy na? Can u jst take a listen @ ursef? Haba, why do we humans esp. Nigerian like making excuses where there are none? Whether u surmised dat the audio clip was tailored or odawise, doz dat excuse d 2 IDIOTS who were involved in the scandal. Both d giver and d taker are e.g, note dat, e.g of generations unborn will read about in Nigerian history and boldly say, " I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE'. angry angry angry
Culture / Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Realtym(f): 10:56am On Jun 29, 2012
Leave am, leave am, dem no dey tell am to Deaf Man, When him see fire na im e go run!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lifetime Opportunity by Realtym(f): 3:22pm On Jun 18, 2012
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Training on what exactly . Please if you don't mind could you tell the house how much you have personally made from this biz/scheme. WHATS DA NAME OF YOUR EMPIRE BRO.
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Seen The New Coca Cola Advert? It Insults Africans by Realtym(f): 10:45am On Jun 13, 2012
shadrach77: FACTS ABOUT THE VIDEO: Just so that you know, the video was produced Produced by Dara McClatchie, Directed by Brian Williams Director of Photography was Simon Walsh. It was shot in South Africa by a production company known as Big Fish Ltd. The man singing in the video is Steve Kekana, a blind South African singer who is sometimes reffered to as 'South Africa's Stevie Wonder'. The song 'I love you Africa' was a remix of one of his old tunes released in the 80s. Kekana was contracted by Coca Cola to be part of their '1 Billion Reasosns to Love Africa' campaign. It was produced by Sounds and Pictures Ltd. smiley smiley smiley
Soooo Wooot Is dat enuf reason 2 insult or stereotype Africans Dis is jst anoda KOLOMENTALITY siege if peeps can't c dat d world cares no less if Africa can't keep up or follow right 4 dat matter. Wetin, person dey insult u in sugarcoated language, u dey smile. wetin u b??

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TV/Movies / Re: Have You Seen The New Coca Cola Advert? It Insults Africans by Realtym(f): 10:39am On Jun 13, 2012
kombats: dnt see anything bad in it we africa think so low

Yep! U are fyn example of a typical African since "u can't c anything bad in it". Mtcheewww
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Education / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: New Kings University Under Construction by Realtym(f): 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2012
antartica:

You are a sorry case. U call conning and deceiving imbe.ciles like u a success. U probably think rogue obj is a successful business man? Ode.

Na una sabi jare! Nigeria need to build up her elementary education before university can make sense. The tutors need to be taught the golden rules first,that learning is about solving problems and making a difference.
The man with an EXPERIENCE is not @ the mercy of the man with an ARGUEMENT! NEVER!!!
That is my final submission.
Education / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: New Kings University Under Construction by Realtym(f): 2:09pm On Apr 27, 2012
femix4u: See a Free University here. Visit: www.iicseonline.org
Is that the university u attended? How many members of ur family have attended the so called free university?
Education / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: New Kings University Under Construction by Realtym(f): 11:24am On Apr 27, 2012
stagger:

It should be made cheaper abi?
How much is the school fees of a UK or US university? Even in Sweden where tertiary education was tuition free, fees were introduced 2 years ago for non-EU students and the average is now 20,000 Euros per session.

We want quality standard education but are not ready to pay for it. Anyone who wants cheap education can go to the public schools. We are of course seeing the performances in WAEC and NECO as a testament to what public school education has turned to.

Instead of criticizing the high school fees of private universities, why not advocate that the Fed Govt ditch the idea of selling off the Unity Schools, and fund them appropriately?

THERE IS NOWHERE IN THE WORLD PRIVATE EDUCATION IS CHEAP. So stop living in dreamland!
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I stand to say that for the uninformed critics who can't see anything good in this man's effort to reach out to this generation...think again! My younger brother is studying on a 100% scholarship @ one of the universities right now. My family can not afford the high fees now, but that has not stopped us from being beneficiaries. I was myself given a scholarship @ the inception of Covenant University, that I am not a product of that school today is because i got my notice late and my admission was deferred N.B(It was also 100% scholarship), and since Jamb had already Jambed me several times, I could not wait one more year.

You may not realise what I mean by 100% scholarship... I mean I'm not from a rich family, we're just dedicated members of the Living Faith Family. My parents both work for the Federal Govt and could not @ some point afford A State-Owned University . So before anyone starts talking of church Tithes, offerings et al, I urge dem to THINK AGAIN!!!

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Education / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: New Kings University Under Construction by Realtym(f): 11:05am On Apr 27, 2012
antartica: How can a deluded,violent and primitive man like him be running a uni? What is the connection?
If u av no substance to offer as a result of the fact that you are one of those who quarrel with success when they 're themselves unable to dream or attain heights, why not just shut your trap instead of casting aspersions on people and a Man of God for that matter. Even if you do not believe in yourself, I'm sure you do believe in something or someone- a being higher than you. Well if you do, this man Bishop David Oyedepo is his anointed until otherwise proven on the last day! So just STOP bringing curses on yourself.

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