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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by alexdedeaux1(m): 8:13am On Jun 29, 2012
na wen u wan chop cake u go no say oven dey
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by adonisgold: 8:14am On Jun 29, 2012
Dey no dey take shame chop witch.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by malakus(m): 8:22am On Jun 29, 2012
Chekeleke say no back bitter fit separate am from nama
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by lukaino(m): 8:33am On Jun 29, 2012
person wey dey cry dey see road
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 8:46am On Jun 29, 2012
person wey get one leg no dey answer no shaky o

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by DidierKing: 8:47am On Jun 29, 2012
buttocks hole for good to blow trumpet...but na who go first put him mouth?
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by kama1210: 9:01am On Jun 29, 2012
*pikin wey no allow im mother sleep, im sef no fit sleep too.

*kaaki no be leather.

*water wey man pour im sef no dey cool for im body.

*pikin wey im mama cary for back no go sabi say journey far...

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Chux6203: 9:26am On Jun 29, 2012
The donkey say him case and hausa people case na only God go fit settle am. Him go suffer work him ass off for hausa man and hausa man go buy jewelry take decorate horse

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 29, 2012
I no fit because i wan chop beef, dey call cow 'bros'.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by ocee31(m): 10:01am On Jun 29, 2012
Pikin wey wan follow e papa drag bar head na headache go kill am
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by kumar77(f): 10:06am On Jun 29, 2012
eye when dey cry e still dey see.. grin
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by gbigbega: 10:15am On Jun 29, 2012
butter no be monkey food
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Pergrace: 10:31am On Jun 29, 2012
COW WEY NO GET TAIL,NA GOD DEY DRIVE AWAY FLIES FOR AM.

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by KESHYLOVE(m): 10:40am On Jun 29, 2012
1. Abeg pay mi my money, I no dey 4 dem shoot bird e mama fly
2. U don sh*t 4 church use bible clean ynash
3. Na time e go take, stamara must pronounce e papa name

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Ekpekus(m): 10:47am On Jun 29, 2012
Okpollo(big eyes) nor be open eye o
Big head nor be I too know book o
Abi big belle nor mean say u get money o
Nor be who 1st marry dey born pikin o
Cripple wey build upstair nai know ow he dey take climb am o
Champion nor dey drag
Know your way nor be curse o

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Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by icedpope(m): 10:47am On Jun 29, 2012
Soup wey sweet, na money kill am ....
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by icedpope(m): 10:51am On Jun 29, 2012
Ekpekus: Okpollo(big eyes) nor be open eye o
Big head nor be I too know book o
Abi big belle nor mean say u get money o
Nor be who 1st marry dey born pikin o
Cripple wey build upstair nai know ow he dey take climb am o
Champion nor dey drag
Know your way nor be curse o
pikin wey quich grow teeth, na hunger cause am.. Blind man wey go buy motor, I'm get plan
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Realtym(f): 10:56am On Jun 29, 2012
Leave am, leave am, dem no dey tell am to Deaf Man, When him see fire na im e go run!
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by sleeknick: 11:00am On Jun 29, 2012
Who short na where ε̲̣̣̣̥ hand reach ε̲̣̣̣̥ go hang ε̲̣̣̣̥ clothe
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by stupor(m): 11:12am On Jun 29, 2012
stillme: Here is mine;
Person wey go shop frog make im ku ku ma shop the one wey get egg for belle.
Lol

Small pikin wey say him papa farm na him big pass never see another person papa farm.

If u never smoke igbo before na him go make small pikin think say cigarrette and igbo na the same thing.

Your eyes fit red but e no go fit lit cigar.

No old mama for Ghana.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by AustinG1(m): 11:15am On Jun 29, 2012
Small pikin wey go tie him papa wrapper to do yanga, when heavy breez come, E go carry the pikin and the wrapper fly..
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by stanlotion(m): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2012
Eye wey dey cry dey see o.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by bodik(m): 11:20am On Jun 29, 2012
when
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by nairaner(m): 11:20am On Jun 29, 2012
cunny man die, cunny man bury am.
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by styno(m): 11:22am On Jun 29, 2012
Cripple do dey wait until war reach him domot before him cut out
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by styno(m): 11:28am On Jun 29, 2012
Monkey smart, monkey smart, na becos tree near tree
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by olawonder(m): 11:31am On Jun 29, 2012
Who tell you say slap no dey hungry short man, na where hin hand reach
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by styno(m): 11:31am On Jun 29, 2012
Na small shit dey scartter yash
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by styno(m): 11:32am On Jun 29, 2012
Na softly softly dem dey take kill mosquito wey perch for blokos
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by sydneyobioha(m): 12:16pm On Jun 29, 2012
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na small, small monkey dey use leg reach him mama village..
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Eduman7: 12:20pm On Jun 29, 2012
If nyansh no dey fear y him go stay 4 back... grin
Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Jim241gidi(m): 12:21pm On Jun 29, 2012
*Thinking*

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