postmann:



Can't you read between the lines? Your vanquished adversary is out of steam. What is left of him is his false pride.

Now take a hero's bow and let the last page of this conquest be sealed with his ignoble blood.

Looooooooooolz

You read my mind. What's left of Jayceon is just the dying hisses of a headless snake.

Jayceon:
What is this kwerekwere saying exactly?

Seriously? this is beyond lame. Jayceon tacitly begging to have the last say by churning up infant lallations as a pretence for comeback.

This is beyond reprehensible. Jayceon the wordsmith!!

Jayceon:
Just look at him....you know you can't e-box the young Ali


type me another novel,brainLEZZ

the last surviving son of Shaka the shattered Zulu has lost his poise and resorted to lame memes and girlish rants

What a way to chain this stray dog.

Jayceon:
okay this is beyond ridiculous,you had to quote my comment more than three times to get even?...You got Knocked out by Jayce THE WORDSMITH and you can't seem to let go

but keep going though,watching you ramble is kinda funny

loolz at "wordsmith"

your stupidity is inconceivably toxic!!! Quoting a Zulu minion like you thrice? when you aren't even worth the roach under my rug? Or deliver any punch?

whenever you behead Jayceon and use his lifeless head for a slam dunk, he resorts to memes and vague accusations.

The most successful member of your ancestry was a slave to the marching Boers.

You think participating in a cyber-convo makes a hairy tailless baboon like you any better than those pongo-apes you called your ancestors who couldn't even keep a piece of land as their family heritage?

You should slither up into the pigpen. Handling a phone only make you a tad better than a circus imp.

You're biologically predisposed to be an idiot and loser. When fate fated you to be a Zulu descendant, it's a death sentence already.

Your mother should never have spread her legs for a zulu-bozo knowing their offspring can ever do anything but carry on the traditional of mundanity and unproductivity.

Keep yapping, by the time I finished with you, your situation will be worse than what the Boers did to Shaka the half-nakéd shattered Zulu.

Islie:








https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/03/efcc-absolute-powers-arrest-anybody-osinbajo/

Ah, Osinbanjo is a disgrace to Christianity.

What part of the constitution says it's up to the DSS to submit its report on Magi before he removed?

The position of the law is that if a candidate fails screening exercise with the senate, he cannot be confirmed. There's nothing DSS has to do here.

Osinbanjo speaks of independent institutions while in the same breath disobeys and vilify the senate.

And he expects Nigerians to believe the presidency doesn't single out individuals for EFCC to target
.

When Facebook management has issued official statement of Buhari asking for the details of private Nigerian citizens to arrest!!!

From top to bottom, the lying syndrome has infected everyone in APC.

TheUmbra:


This is what is called THE HANGMAN'S NOOSE!



Lezz, you're no longer welcome to the "rainbow nation".


Bwuahahahahahahaha! !!

any time I venture into Capetown or mpumalanga, I can count on Jayceon's sister for a warm shelter and cosy bed.

A Nigerian is guaranteed stealth wherever he finds a Zulu female.

Jayceon:
Behind the fake laughter lay true chest pains lol,Jayce can see right through you.Look here, I don't have time to remember what a waste of sperm like you said few days ago,hell I can't even remember some emotional jargon you said few moments ago


Just listen to this product of a dysfunctional monkey family as it fails to compose a decent retaliation,seen one of his weak "disses" seen them all

them bullets be brutal and now shameLezz claims they were fired from his gun haha that's how I cage chimpanzees

* Botswana started to provide SA with electricity when?

* Lesotho provide SA with water because there's draught in SA perhaps,or lack of rain is an human error to you?

you on the other hand you are still yet to drink clean water from the tap

* And you produce 11 0000 MW for a population of over 180 million people while SA produce over 90 00000 MW for of 54 million people,how is that failing? You live in an upside down,inside out world?

* Lagos is slum with poo floating all over the streets

* here you go exposing how you lied about being "educated".so it is possible that doctors can perform surgical operations with a mere cellphone light,isn't electricity needed to keep the machines on?



Your obsession with Mandela is wired tbh.Mandela was an old man and he lived his life,why won't you take this moment and mourn the brutal deaths of Nigerian soldiers who fall prey to Boko Haram brutes daily? I'm talking about the same BH y'all claim is "technically defeated"

This walking, sleazeoid in human form even lies better than his mother!


Stick to using satire and sarcasm we all know south African keypad worries for. Trying to be savage only makes you look like a convulsive idiot sweating profusely to get his lines out.

What a lame effort with well-worn clichés: "waste of sperm". You must be running out of lines in same proportion your mom's vagina is losing secretion.

I still say if that bald, skanky slob you called a mother was smart enough to calculate her monthly cycles, she would have ensure your father's inferior sperm cells never flagellate her ovum to produce a miserable excuse of a human called Jayceon.

What that classless courtesan owe humanity was just to stick to anal and the would would never have to have put up with the idiocy and psychotic attitude of a pathetic Jayceon.

When I see a Zulu like you wasting away on the internet, I ask why? Why the hell these people don't know they are a shame and disgrace with 400 years of slavery still hanging over their heads, and they are doing nothing about it.

* ZULUS are home to the world's richest country by solid minerals yet there's no one billionaire except Patrick Mutsepe

* 45 million zulus still has less millionaires than white females which makes less than 2% of south Africa's population, and this lying piece of filth says Zulus have the largest middle class in Africa. Why then is south Africa dubbed the most unequal country in the world.

* You really need to p1mp your mother up so her failing organs can be more marketable for your economic survival.

* South Africa produce 90(?) thousand megawatts of electricity yet the economy is falling, firms are using generators for power?

* Westerners managed south Africa for over 400 years and it was no in economy in Africa for centuries until Zulus toke over and within 2 decades it lost her place and became a beacon of decay, ineffective leadership, and unproductivity

* Every facet of South Africa life is under decline since we brought you out of the deepest dungeon.

You're just another unproductive weight on the surface of the earth functioning as a parasitic sponger.

Why don't you all zulus just kill yourselves so the earth can benefit from the decomposing manure of your rotten flesh to recompense for your wasted lives?

Nigeria is your economic superior and regional leaders that's why every time there's a misunderstanding (yellow fever vaccine etc) between our both nations, your government goes out of line to apologise even when we're wrong.

Bantu retárd.

teeghurl:
So no one's gonna talk about the knuckles?

what's with the knuckles?

Jayceon, talk to me!

Jayceon is taking so long even though he has been viewing this thread for the past 5 minutes.

Looking for another idea form my post?

Jayceon:
This bitter and senseless drivel is just further proving that my assertions about your empty life are spot on.How is my logic failing me when the increase in your blood pressure keep betraying you? you are hyperventilating because I forced you to look into the mirror and see your true reflection...


when psychiatric hospital escapees' reasoning fails they always cry "obsession" when they are the ones always in other people's business


it's funny how you talk about logic like you ever made any,are you not the same fòol that always bring people's parents into arguements when you stylishly avoid having your balls being roasted with Facts?


Okay,let's get things into propper perspective real quick.

* The last time I checked,the only people enjoying the remunerations of the so-called "Nigeria's independence" are few government elites while more than 80% gullible zombies shameLEZZly swim in the sea of extreme poverty.So my igbo maggot,your South African "inequality" mantra is faulty

* yet with that 30% South Africa still produce more academics than your sewage country


* I told you this before and I'm gonna tell you again: SA was never a first world country,It just that you grew in the Zoo and never new better so your ignorance is pardoned

* No,we fought for our own freedom and we don't owe anyone.You were busy burying each other in shallow graves over British crumps left on the table

* And you are what? the only country in the entire world that still use generators for energy? you are probably in a dark mud house as well speak...just auction the sh*thole because you are failing in all indices

* We all know who's frustrated here and it's definitely not me.Your emotions are results of failed country

*The broken home line really cut throw the heart like a sharp sword huh? did you really think that your father would stick around your raise a useless dweeb like you..I give him credit for forseeing the dark future

Don't you think the Zimbabwe song is tired? even the people who wrote it ain't singing it anymore because their dream is yet to come true


What has improved in your jungle since the British left you?....I'll wait

Looooooooooolz! I called you abortion-escapee few days ago and today you call me "psychiatric hospital escapee".

Any man who sired a shiftless flunkey like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.


What a brain-dead lunatic looking for ideas from me to spring words together. Try to be original, little girl. You're trying hard to be as savage as me and you're only the inferior version.

Your father is just a putrid sac of pus, a blight on humanity for allowing you to stand before me in a pretext of contest!

Your mother would sell her body for the price of a chicken and throw your sister for free into the bargain to make you half the man I am!

*Botswana still l supplies you electricity!

* Lesotho still supplies you water!

* Your electricity is failing
* Dilapidated public infrastructure everywhere


*Your school attendance rate has dropped as more teens keep falling out of school

* Illiteracy level is high

* Economy has been on a 5 year slump

Your father never voted in his country and you're a waste of Mandela's sacrifice!
South Africa is a beacon of decay and incompetence.



* Your country still uses cell phone light to conduct surgical operations in public hospitals. The word "Load shedding" was invented when Eskom couldn't provide steady electricity for South Africans

* Ford, General Motors etc are all ready to leave south Africa

* ANC is the most corrupt government in Africa

* White owned companies like ShopRite, games, Woolworth etc are running out of south Africa for economic survival

Watching your life here, I will say Mandela died in vain to free an unemployable idiot like you.

Your life is a horror show, a badly written script publicly played out in a show of the absurd.

The highlights of this post will be when I behead you and leave your lifeless body to jet out the blood that keep circulating to sustain a life that isn't even worth the stress of this rebuttal!

Buhari always embarrasses himself wherever he opens his mouth. I wonder the kind of idle fools writing his speeches.

Someone who got a very poor rating in corruption index from Transparency International this month and goes forth in proposing to help a foreign country fight corruption!

This is the most clueless President with no international pedigree Nigeria has ever had!

postmann:


Trying to send my report, then I'm game, bro.

ok, PSG looking so clueless and uncreative.

postmann:


To thee I offer a soldier's salute
Thy sword is made of the finest of steels
You cut down your foes to the root
And feed the earth of their blood-spills

he asked for it!

You're on for the match ?

...

Jayceon:
perhaps that's your own opinion,You don't know me so everything you say about me is just desperate assumptions,but from where I'm sitting I can,without a shadow of a doubt tell you that:

* You are jobless (despite being supposedly more educated than me)

* You have no friends and you belong in a basket of social misfits

* You were brought up in a broken home (the fact that you always resort to insulting people about their parents when you can't handle the hit is evident)

*You are a delusional sociopath with false sense of superiority

* You have no girlfriend and you don't get laid otherwise you wouldn't be acting like a drama queen on another man's forum ;


South Africans are at the bottom of all human index? the country with the largest black middle class?

when was the last time you had lights on for at least 5 hours without interruptions?


your country ranks the lowest in Africa in terms of literacy rate,meaning a large percentage of Nigerian youth don't have basic education that's why they resort to offering themselves to Arabs for eternal slavery.

Go ahead,but brural effects of British rule still linger in your country

your logic fails you. I read the first paragraph of your post and was appalled.

You said I don't know you so everything I said about you is wrong. But you do know me and your assertion about me is correct.

Why do I have this feeling you're a designated pudgy idiot wired to wallow in the doldrums of your obsession with Nigeria.

A brain-damaged slob who can't stay within the rails of logic for 5 minutes without relapsing in to the pit of dementia and psychotic mumbling.

For your country

* Your country is the most unequal country in africa and the world

* 26% inflation

* The only country in the world where pass mark is set back to 30% so black south Africans with lower than average aptitude can scale through

* the only country to slide from a 1st world country into a cesspool 3rd world shithole in modern history.

* Africa's drug hub

* Zulus are the only black tribe handed over a first class country and who turned it in 2 decades into a hellhole
of underdevelopment and poverty.

To you

* You have always been the perfect definition of filth and frustration
The realisation that your economic lot isn't better than that of your servile parents after the fall of apathied must have dug an endless hole in your heart.

And the realisation that the only one you're superior to is your senile sister who excels as a cheap, disposable drug courier for Nigerian lords


* But you aren't from a broken home, you're from a home with a sloppy dad and a mother who still keeps the c0nd0ms used on her by the Boers in her drawer as keepsakes!

* a worthless, unread pye-dog who doesn't even know his country's history until he ventured into a Nigerian forum and got free tutorials from me.

* If there's any human who isn't worth the biological process that transforms sp3rm to humans, it is you and every other un-evolved lout called Zulus.

* You're indebted to all of Africa. We bought your freedom and unshackled you from the chains of political slavery.. unfortunately, you aren't brave enough to take your economic liberties from those who have enslaved you in your own land for over 400 years.

* I regret to announce your lives are not worth the money exchange for your freedom. Africa should have allowed the Boers use your flesh for game hunting.

Always remember your debt to us is incalculable. You're a disgrace to Africa and the black race in general.

No amount of rants on a Nigerian forum will bring you out of the hole of economic submersion you are.

The Boers call you kwerekwere in your own father's land and we the rest of Africa call you an ungrateful xenophobic dog.
You're just another Zimbabwe waiting to happen. No wonder Botha said you aren't worth the fight for freedom.

The only valid question you should be asking yourself is what has been the value and benefits of your freedom?

*Did your father die a slave so you could be another advanced slave and an economic outcast?

What has improved in south Africa since 1994? You're the only "freeman" still inferior to a slave.

As Desmond Tutu confessed: Zulus are better during aparthied than they are today.

postmann:


I knew you're comin, O king lezz
Riding in the fury of hell's blaze
Thy wrath was delayed
But in vain they merried

They sought thee in the clouds
But thy gift was Noah's surprise
O children of a vanquished ancestor
Shackled by the clutches of Botha's valour

The big bro.

argob44:
After her ministration at this year 'Higher Life Conference' in South Africa, Carissa Sharon Oyakhilome shared a photo with her dad, Rev Chris Oyakhilome.

Sharon Oyakhilome, 24, also known as CSO, is a UK based gospel singer and the first daughter of the Believers' Love World aka Christ Embassy's president, Rev Chris Oyakhilome.

See more: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/09/pastor-chris-oyakhilome-daughter-sharon.html

Carissa? Sharon? What a fine sexy name only to be spoiled by "Oyakhilome

Why hide his identity if he's dismissed?

He should be prosecuted and tried for murder.

Anyways, Nigeria law enforcement is bad joke.

OmoManU:


That doesn't suffices cos as u av many of them outside their region so we have other tribes too scattered everywhere, so dat no add

No one is disputing if other tribes are outside their own region scattered all over Nigeria.

What I'm professing is that igbos are the largest group in every other place outside their region.

Igbos are more in North than Yoruba or ijaw or Bini.

Igbo are more in number in south west than Hausa or Tiv etc. The census you are bringing as proof claims Kaduna has more population than Lagos, which is Nigeria's commercial capital, with the only Seaport operable in Nigeria and former national capital.

How ludicrous.

Husband is unfortunate to marry a woman who loves brutality and violence.

Wife is a freak of nature who loves a man who can control her psychologically and physically.

Ironic how the husband's big dick took a back seat to the boyfriend's superior mental manipulation of the wife.

OmoManU:


Okay population-wise, Igbos ain't as big as Yorubas and d Hausas

I believe they are bigger. in every place in Nigeria, igbos are the second most populous tribe outside the indigens, be it north east, or north west or south south or south west.

That facts is greater than all fraudulent census ever carried out by our useless Government.

Abi, didn't one census put Kaduna population to be greater than Lagos?

Hahahaha. Joke of a country!

Nigerian army still searching for her long elusive victory in a true armed combat is now rushing to declare victory over a people who never picked up arms or declared war.

But armed Boko haram is still undefeated after 7 years.

What a misdirected, worthless army taking so much pride in doing police work!

LadyOfgrace:
Your fatality is new every morning

Like my attraction for you, my lady.

HeWrites:
So a Twitter user took to her Twitter page to rant about how she’s tired of married men in Lagos and little did she know that she was going to meet her nemesis after what she shared.

After @desolaa_ ranted about a married man who offered her lunch but she declined, so in order to win her, the man told her that his wedding band he was wearing, was just a ring and not a stigma.

Desola shared the tweet and then a lady interestingly called her out , accusing her of sending her husband nude photos during the last Sallah holiday.

Twitter users have since begged her to deny it, so the indecent pictures will leak.

News From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/09/nigerian-lady-says-she-declined-to-go.html

Atention-seeking bitch got what she never bargained for.

What's so special about a married man hitting on you that you needed to tweet it on Twitter?

cummando:

No mind the yeye op. I support our security agencies but no be all of them get sense....Even me wey sabi wella once I reach where sorting is needed I sort.



What I calculate is the time I spend arguing,plus the stress I get fighting them,plus hospital bill in case of accidental discharge , plus time and money spent on hospital bed,plus money for bail a,lawyers and so on..... E don dey go millions. So I jeje use the narrow way. I pay small. Wisdom matters

Another criminal in uniform spotted. Commando, from your moniker it's clear you're a law enforcement official.

People like you are the reason why Nigerian police are at par with armed robbers and cultist. You can't even write properly and your logic is far inferior to a domestic primate.

Thieves in uniform. Keep encouraging people to pay bribe while your life keep receding faster than the Serengeti.

Dumb arse.

I am little bit disappointed that the article didn't tell Nigerian's that police cannot stop you randomly and order to search your phone!

Nigeria my country of illiterates and educated simpletons!

We have generally OKed police random stop and search of motor particulars without any reason and now they have graduated into stopping and searching people's phones looking for anything they can interpret in their cussed warped mind to be fraud.

We have a ministry of information and human rights who don't bother to educate the people on thier rights and the limitations of police powers.

senatordave1:



You are right but ibos being ubiquitous doesnt make them the largest tribe.the akwa ibomites are also everywhere in nigeria but there are a minority tribe.

The Akwa ibomites aren't same as the igbos , they are only found in pockets around and never in large numbers. There's also a wrong assumption that every one from akwa ibom to be of same tribe which isn't true.

senatordave1:



you have no evidence that the british rigged the census to favour the hausas because even census from 1900 shows hausas as being number one ethnicity.

The British rigged the election in favour of the north not hausa. Population census has always been calculated between North and South, not tribe.

And yes the Harold Smith account isn't to be swept away. As the census account has appeared on his webpage. To give support to this, let me point you to the first census in Nigeria , the 1921 census!

The 1921 census gave the Northern Province 10.26 million and the south, 8.37 million.

The 1931 census gave the north a total of 11.44 million and the south, 8.49 million.

According to this report, after a decade of the first colonial census, the northern population grew with over a million, while the entire South just notched a fraction remaining at same figure.

The British reluctantly left Africa only after pressure started mounting after WW1 & WW2 and they needed a perfect stooge to maintain the material resources and economic status quo. They found them in the northern ruling class. I make bold to say there's no stimulus which can emboldened a region with so many uneducated people to rule over Yorubas and igbos with their exposure if not an influence and push from outside; the British!

senatordave1:



if the british need to be biased,they would do it in favour of christians not muslims.

The West aren't a bunch of religious and tribal monomaniacs like the black man. It is national interest over religion, economic interests over anything else. See how America and Britain are protecting Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, they aren't Christians nah.

senatordave1:


apart from that,the average birth rate of a hausa woman is 6-7 kids while that of an ibo woman is 3-4 and would droo further due to modernity.i served in anambra and discovered that most families are monogamous while most hausas marry more yhan two wives.how can a monogamous area be more populous than a polygamous area? Census is rigged everywhere in nigeria just like elections,no one is left out.if you say only the north manipulates census is just like saying rigging only happens in the north.

Hausas are not the only tribe up north. Infact, majority of Nigeria's over 400 ethnic groups are found up north.


However the political north has wrongly morphed into something of the entire north being Hausa-fullani which isn't true.

Also majority of Nigeria's infant mortality rate and low birth and life expectancy occurs up North. Also ebonyi state in south East give birth randomly too.

Lastly,the population is north Vs south and there's no logical thinking that the north will out populate the entire South West and South East.

OmoManU:


Agreed, but wen an appointment is given to those other tribes too, u guys still criticizes. For instance an igala guy by d name of Mohammed Otimko Subair, because of the names, u guys will say he's Hausa

you done dey shift goal post !

I didn't object to any other thing in your post except population, so why bring up appointment issue as if I'm bothered about who Buhari appoints or who he doesn't?

And "you guys", I'm never tagged to any group or tribe.

OmoManU:


Did you know only Niger and Borno states combined are bigger in terms of landmass than the entire southeast? The Hausa/Fulani's, forget censuses, are in 17 states of Nigeria

Since when did Landmass become a yard stick for population? Sudan and Niger are both bigger in land mass than Nigeria yet their population combined aren't 1/3 of Nigeria's population.

We know the Hausa language has become something of a monolingual in northern Nigeria but there are several northern states where Hausa are a minority.

If the are the populated why did the British rig the population figure in1950s to their favour?

OmoManU:
Chief Justice of the federation Igbo, CBN Gov Igbo, if we start listing.... Of the first 20 most important posts in Nigeria, igbos alone occupies nothing less than 4-5, and yet they're the least populated of the top 3 languages of Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo. If there're 20 top positions, only them holds like 5, Hausa/Fulani being the largest ethnic group holds like 8, Yoruba being more than Igbo's holds 6 and other minority ethnic groups like the Ijaws, Itshekiris, Urhobos, Efiks, Ibibios. Nupes, Kanuris and so on hold on to the rest, tell me how there's marginalization?

Igbos not being in number 1-4 positions in the country is due to their own political murder they committed on themselves at the polls. Where's marginalization?

During Jonathan's time, when the Yoruba's holds no position from 1-4, did they shouted marginalization?

You guys are just trouble makers? Na only u waka come.

As roads in the southeast are in terrible conditions, so are the roads in the southwest and the north central where I cum from same of North. Abi which other things are u guys using as the yardsticks for the so-called marginalization?

Una dey suffer from dumping ground amonia's highness.

@ the emboldened, i wonder where you get your facts from. Bio not from your A.B.O.K.I rigged census?

Since igbos are always the 2nd largest people apart from the indigenes in all parts of the country and occupy the entire south East, how can they be less populated than the Sahara desert inhabitants?

Mynd44:


Calm down, Jim Clancy was praising President Buhari because even though he has his own issues, he still took time to speak out when other leaders wouldn't.

What a warped view. That's sarcasm at its best. Clancy has never been a fan of Buhari.