Antivirus92:
fool

professors on the pages of newspapers....
illiterates in real life...

At least you didn't fault my grammar.
I'm surprised your response was more emotional than substantial.
The semen that successfully flagellated your mother's ovum must belong to an insecure gigolo who budgeted more funds for his kain-kain than he did your education .

Blooming Bastard!

janefrancisca:


I won't trade words with you, am I'm way above that. I just have one simple question for you. When you are talking about the effects in the "present" of something that happened in the past, do you use past tense or present tense?

Believe me, if you trade words with me, I guarantee you a soaked pillow tonight!

All events of the past reported in the present take the past tense. However, for effect, one may choose to make it in present tense to make the effect more surreal.

Now, if I'm speaking about the action of a man in the past and I say, one shouldn't take Mr Okeke seriously after he "abadoned" his wife... It is sheer stupidity to put "abandoned" in the present tense.

I understand you're Igbo and you're looking for any excuse to support your illiterate brother who has no business on the internet giving his lack of basic education.

But trying to fault my flawless English is suicidal. I will make you rue your Nairaland existence if you elect to tarry on this path.

Every post after this will be naked expletives as i believe I have exhausted all avenue of logical reasoning.

janefrancisca:
Pot calling kettle back, point of correction, it's "abandon" and not "abandoned.

Look at this exalted , analphabetic, attention-craving doofus.

Abandon? So when you narrate events depicting actions in the past , you use present tense?

You're not only foolish, you're have the psychological disease of dyslexia.

Your daddy should have used the funds for your education to rear pigs. It surely would have been a more profitable adventure.

Now slitter back into your timid shell and don't quote me again.

jamale:
Good day ,nairalanders

giving a woman everything is the reciepe to ensuring she cheats on you

RealNaijaQuin:
...He grasped my hips, and I could feel his need. I slid myself up and down on his shaft hungrily loving every moment he was inside me. He pulled me close against him and I stopped for a moment. I shifted my hips and he pulled me closer.
We rolled over so now he was on top of me. He put my feet on his shoulders and started to thrust deep and steady inside me. As he continued to Bleep me, I pulled my legs back, bending my legs so my knees were pushed to the side of my stomach...

read full story here >>> http://www.18tales.tk/2017/07/morning-sex.html

That fool must have a micro dick if you will bend your knees to your stomach and his dick isn't hitting your womb.

chiagozien:
I have been telling people that yoruba muslim is worster than hausa,can you imagine just because he stepped on his foot why running,that why they just kill that poor boy.well when servant kill master na that time casala dont burst.

worster? That's what you get when you abandoned spare parts business to become an internet vagabond.

Will you vamoose from here like the belch of a staggering drunkard?

bbbabes:
This looks quite beautiful, but am very sure the lady must have endured a lot of pains to get through the tattoo.


Well it's what she desired and she got it

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SEE FULL UNCENSORED PHOTOS HERE
http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/07/is-this-most-beautiful-tattoo-you-have.html

Eczema-ravaged skin of a stripper

Lalas247:

I'm good o
Same ole day sh!t different day gotta run
U can reach me check my Yim on profile ... see ya later

damn, baby! You're breathtakingly pretty and fresh! Your tattoos remind me of rumbled sheets, body sweat and dim lights.

If you have one in your ass, I will worship inside of you with endless tears of climatic ministration.

Lalas247:

I'm good o
Same ole day sh!t different day gotta run
U can reach me check my Yim on profile ... see ya later

alright baby, let me go see your profile.

Lalas247:

Haha commissioned ke
By who hope Jah lol see as water dey comot for my eye no kill me biko

tears of joy baby, I hope. how are you doing?

Lalas247:

Hiding from u how did u find me
I made grave mistake today o

lol how's u doing ? Just on my lunch break sipping tea in this heat

I have been commissioned to find and love you. Please stop running

Lalas247:

lala my desire. Where have you been?

Lalas247:
so no wifey material on nl ?

lala the babe with the bomblast ass.

EmekaMD:
37 out 154 Kano State Nursing students in Egypt will return home due to poor academic performance.
July 27, 2017 News 10 Views

This followed report from the Faculty of Nursing of Mansoura University to the consultant overseeing the welfare of the students submitted to Scholarship board.

The report indicated that the 37 students risk withdrawal due to their poor performance in 2 semesters.

The students could not make 2.0 GPA for the 2 consecutive semesters of 2015/2016 academic year, despite what the report refer to as, close academic supervision and support during their summer semester.

The Kano Government based on the report and discussion with the consultant decided to provide return tickets to the students to enable them come home and chat another academic programme.

Meanwhile, 12 out of the remaining 98 students who will complete their study in August, this year have also been provided with their return tickets.

It is important to advise students to stop hiding under political sentiment to cover their deficiency.

It would be recalled that no Kano State foreign students was returned without completing his study despite economic and political challenges being faced by the government.

Usman Bello
Director Press, Office of the Deputy Governor, Kano state.



Link

http://scannewsnigeria.com/news/37-out-154-kano-state-nursing-students-in-egypt-will-return-home-due-to-poor-academic-performance/

Even in Egypt whose health system isn't first class our Malam daughters still dey fail

37 failure out of a 154? That's way lesser than the a.b.ok.i females who failed at suicide bombing.

Kirigidi:

Go stabilize your mental health!

your lineage and tribes men need all the attention and care UNICEF and WHO can offer.

Owo-guzzler!

Kirigidi:
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Arguing with you is like arguing with a mad man!

your father there! We understand your need to defend your tribe which is a descendant of apes and no more evolved than mountain goats.

But get out of the internet. Can't you see how scares you bastards are in representation here? And you idiots claim to be the fourth largest tribe in Nigeria when you can't even occupy one single state!!!

Bastard chest beaters!

Explorers:
Angry protesters took to the streets of New York City and Washington DC on Wednesday night after the president announced his ban on transgender people serving in the armed forces.

Crowds gathered outside the famed US Army Recruitment center in Times Square with signs bearing slogans including 'resist' and 'rise up' in a show of defiance against the president's announcement.

Others marched on foot outside the White House bearing signs which read 'we're here, we're queer,we hate the f****** president'.

The demonstrations were in response to an announcement he made earlier on Wednesday in which he described the cost of transgender healthcare in the military as a 'burden'.

'After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.

'Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail,' he said.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4733888/Protests-Trump-bans-transgender-people-military.html

Trump for life. I wish he would kick them faggy Fagøts out too.

Ishilove:

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,'

Kirigidi:
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Can't you see that your jealous of Urhobo is fast turning you mad ? And to add to your pain, there is nothing you can do to remove Urhobo from Warri. Urhobo have two gazetted kings in Warri receiving their pays from government. Urhobo are already established, and their presence is overwhelming through out Warri. Itsekiri wannabe !

Warri an oil city like portharcourt cannot even be compared developmentally to Benin, Kaduna, Onitsha, Enugu, Calabar all because a tribe called urhobo who are a parish to herself and her neighbours just won't develop.

Few itsekiri quarters in Warri are ok structurally, even Oguwangwe. All the dingy shacks and squalid quarters in Warri belong to the starch and owo eaters.

A useless tribe who still worship igbe collectively in 2017. Go to uruwhonru, eku, Enehren, jakpa, all your idols and shrines are still there in full display.

Demon-possessed blood suckers. I wonder the idiotic past governors doing double lanes in Okere road, Okumagba layout, estate area when all the buildings there belonging to urhobos are still carrying zinc roofing of 1960, pre-civil war.

Urhobos are the cancer in the body of Delta state. And your family, like every other urhobo family are more malignant than mosquitoes to the health of Delta people.

Uncultured vagabonds who eat starch meant for clothes as stable food.

Idiots!

Kirigidi:
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Your vulgar balderdash is a pure reflection of who you are: an uncultured, uncivilized, unexposed, uneducated and not properly brought up tout! Go embrace maturity and civilization, and stop disgracing yourself and your family .

you cannot disgrace your family as they are the exemplary manifestation of irrelevancy.

Aren't you an urhobo? The people every parent in Warri warn their children not to associate with ?

Damn even in my days in Dom domingos collage and Nana primary school you people were avoided like leprosy.

Demented tribe who are as despicable as open sewage.

Petty stealing, deve-collection, prostitution, cheap marriages, fatherless children, polygamy, idle-worshiping, uneducated youths and tribalism are the hallmark of urhobos!

Swear on the life of your unborn seed your father is married to only your mother. Swear with your first child that your direct family doesn't have more than one male with multiple wives and children from outside!

After I have whipped you savagely and your parental disses aren't as stinging as mine, you are trying to appear descent. Son of a dirty dick-hunter!

Kirigidi:
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Coward chameleon coming and disappearing under different monikers. It's a waste of time arguing with unreasonable and uncultured barbaric person like you who is far removed from civility and discipline that come with education and exposure! I pray may you receive sense, civility, discipline, maturity, education and maturity as you journey in life.

The opinion of a rejected fool whose father was too drunk to recognise him at birth.

Being the last to quote is the only thing keeping you from committing suicide. Let me rob you of that opportunity and watch your life take a tumble.

Urhobo bastard.

Kirigidi:
May God forgive us for all the foul words we used.

see him signing off like a winner . Bwahahaha.

Nigga the only thing needing God's forgiveness is that dirty unwashed bedlamite who let you out into this world without terminating your life during pregnancy.

You're a waste of blood and tissue. And the life of one street dog has more societal value than the life of all urhobo vagabonds, half of whom came from broken , polygamous homes.

Child of cheap fúck.

Kirigidi:
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You are too dull to entice me into insulting the Itsekiris. The Itsekiri nation cannot beget a hopeless animal that you are . You are just an unfortunate bastard product of prostitution without condom !

The abortion escapee is till whining in solitary confinement. So your only means of solace is to have the last word.

Devil destroy that drunkard bîtxh who spread her legs for a deadbeat plonker to sire you through her diseased-ravaged toto.

If the bîtxh you call mother isn't a lowclass prostitute she would have never allowed a serial yam thief like your father to dump another discarded foetus like you inside her womb.

Now the double failures left you for your crippled blind grandmother to make something out of your life that was cussed from the day your father gave your stupid mother the fúck that formed you.

Product of a polygamous absentee father.

Kirigidi:
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Bewailing from a drowning loser looking for any word to comfort himself . Battered idiot !

Says the the dingbat whose parents brought up in conditions inferior to Sudanese refugees.

Igbe-worshippng son of a pauper dog. You're the filth of the earth an urhobo.

PetroDolla6:
Kwasia, you better prostrate and greet your Master quick before I release my damn fvcking missiles specially made for mudder fuggers like you

How dare you speak rudely to someone who pays your mother 500 cedis per week for penile gags and grants your father a small bottle of snuff to watch the show?

Do you want me to murder you and leave no one to mourn your honour-less father?

timidapsin:
Nairaland likes is a reflection of how important your posts / comments on Nl has been.
You generate likes if your comment is either Helpful, Reasonable, Hilarious, Sarcasm..
So lets flaunt it...
Share a screenshot of the likes on your profile.
Mine shared below

Only romanceland will produce this kind of dumb shit with people, especially the albino, Muva/Slayher/Thapunisher/ synzu/urlando/sugargurl etc, who like their own posts with their alternates will take likes seriously.

PetroDolla6:
Boring stuff!

The Federal Republic of F000ls certified smelly, dirty failed state

Where is my dog? I am in need of entertainment Fuckeduppedess! Are you ready for another flogging tonight?

90 percent of Shitnigerians are unemployed and you are among the jobless mudder fuggers in Shitland you must be a kidnapper, an armed robber, a love-vendor or a ritualist no wonder you spend all your miserable time on this fvcking site . Fuelish goat from a hopelessly Fvcked up zoo

Here comes the son of an epileptic junkie trying to succeed where his father failed spectacularly.

You should have escaped humanity as part of your father's wetdreams. See this boy with the brain powers of a sedated chimpanzee is trying to flex muscles with his chief.
Akwaba akwaba, premena ayeye!!!

ZarZar:


Lol, after ignoring your numerous mentions, you've decided to stalk me. I'm flattered *TWIRLING* I'm not going to feed your obsession, so print this reply, stick it on your wall & beat your meat to it whenever the need arises because this is the 1st & the last time I'm replying to you, perv.

I alway knew you were dumber than a fallen meteorite!

How could one stalk a non-intelligent troll with a pussy so wide it jets out little flecks of urine anytime you laugh involuntarily?

Your blood circulates more around your clíts than it does in your cranium that's why your clitóris is bigger than your braincells.

Knesset:
You are simply God's forsaken, empty headed, shalow minded. When you were benefitting you never came online to tell people because you are greedy. By the time you see yourself in prison you will know the meaning of blackmail. Why are you hiding? Come out and face it if you are sincere of your allegations. Research showed that you benefitted more than 200k in the same scheme you are ranting here. Don't see nobody is suporting your post here online? The DSS operatives are now in your trails and you are not picking your calls. You are now running here and there in search of refuge. Soon you will be in the net don't worry. You can't run forever. You accused this couples falsefully and you will pay the price dearly. You are simply frustrated by your self-inflicted woes and fast diminishing community relevance and matter where you hide you will soon be delivered into the security net. We called you to help us locate the couples and arrest them but you refused picking your calls, an act of cowardice. Because you are not current and correct that is why nobody supported your allegations here online. The scheme you allege did not contradict any Nigeria's extant laws and Speaker Yakubu Dogara makes it clear to all Nigerians in July last year that: "...this schemes is not contrary to any provisions of our laws, its like a lottery and anyone who joins it should be responsible for his actions and should manage the risk himself as no any security outlet will attend to this type of complain because we have warned all Nigerians about it....". So to me you are simply a drowning man that is already sinking and looking for any supports to get out of the deep mess you put yourself. Look at the contrary now, you are making this couples more popular and exposing yourself to public ridicule. Your dossier will be released about your activities on that platforms you allege so that the public will analyze the facts and bring the truth out of it because as far as i know it will online take an incorrigibly arrogant child born out of unholy conception to bite the breasts that feed him. Only the truth can stand naked in the market square without been ashamed. Continue your baseless media campaign against them but i assure you that your days to be in the security nets are numbered.

Seems all of you are known to each other.

Nice outburst

ZarZar:


Lol, I'm elfish. Nuff said

Hey, xenophobic trollop. I know them zulus fall on you like drunken sailors, so you're on a virtual mission to actualise your fúck fantasy here, looking for a warm meat to fill up your pussy abyss.