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[s][/s]redxy

1.prevent cancer 2.body joints pain 3.reduces crakiness 4.helps in weight loss. 5.reduces headaches

I want to know what each person would do to fix Nigeria if he/she were elected president in 2019

[/color]thank God itaz nt reached my syd...yipeeeeee[color=#006600]hehehehe

hi halo

. . . . . . . . . . My question goes like this . . . . . . . What is the answer to: 3+(3x3)-3+3=? A.12 B.18 C.3 D.6 E.drop your own answer if nt included

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A 33 year old man allegedly stabbed an 8 year old girl on the forehead with a spoon has been arraigned before an Ota Magistrates court in Ogun.
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Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/man-stabs-eight-year-old-girl-forehead/

Which call

[/color][color=#990000]Here is the updated list of world billionaires as of February 2017 using the format below:
*Name
*Networth
*Age
*Source
*Country

[b][/b]#1. Bill Gates
$86.9 billion
61
Microsoft
US
#2. Warren Buffett
$75.6 billion
86
BerkShire Hathaway
US
#3. Jeff Bezos
$72.8 billion
53
www.amazon.com
US
#4. Amancio Ortega
$71.3 billion
80
Zara
Spain
#5. Mark Zuckerberg
$56 billion
32
Facebook
US
#6. Carlos Slim
$54.5 billion
77
Telecom
Mexico
#7. Larry Ellison
$52.2 billion
72
Software
US
#8. Charles Koch
$48.3 billion
81
diversified
US
#8. David Koch
$48.3 billion
76
diversified
US
#10. Michael Bloomberg
$47.5 billion
75
Bloomberg LP
US.
Source:https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/

cremedelacreme:
Dat moment when ur battery is 2%, seeing ur landlord upload pictures of him and his family on facebook, U wanting to impress him, quickly commented "kul people "but auto correct changed it to "cult people " and ur battery quickly went off.
See!!! Don't bother explaining, just look for another house.

old joke

1.Check your dressing:Tight trousers,mini and mirco skirtsetc which show the shape of your buttock,thighs can make a man go wild!
2.Learn how to sit:some ladies do not know how to sit.esp. The skirt wearing sisters.You sit @the back of a guy and open your laps,what do you want him to see?.Always close your thighs whether sitting at the back of a guy or not
3.Avoid calling men pet names
4.Avoid sleeping at your fiance'house
5.Avoid seducing men
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Now add yours
Cc Lalasticlala

[color=#006600][/color]accident selfie,, wow! just to get likes and comments

ikbnice:
Wit only me rocking shinnin scalp amidst my colleagues. u call that swag?

of course when you have a bald hair wear black glasses

realjoker:
See what Buhari has cause

On the 2nd of March 2017 as I dey waka dey go, minding my own business.

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?.
A student stood up
and said 4.
A semi illiterate man also passing by overheard the response, shook his head and said to me
"Bros Buhari has killed us in this country, Everything has increased; transport fare, fuel pump price, cost of foodstuff, electricity tariff,...everything.
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.

Na so I jejeli mind my own business dey go.

realjoker:
See what Buhari has cause

On the 2nd of March 2017 as I dey waka dey go, minding my own business.

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?.
A student stood up
and said 4.
A semi illiterate man also passing by overheard the response, shook his head and said to me
"Bros Buhari has killed us in this country, Everything has increased; transport fare, fuel pump price, cost of foodstuff, electricity tariff,...everything.
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.

Na so I jejeli mind my own business dey go.

very well

u11ae1013:
ride on gej, unlike that uk vegetable sipping, fura eating baskad.dont quote me o, na song i dey sing

hmmmm

Looku looku look @ her tell me what you see.

[s][/s]Hmm ;DHmm

So buhari is illiterate abi?