₦airaland Forum

LordIsaac:
My friend, you married a gutter girl. She isn't refined and lacks self discipline. It's your cross now, I'm sorry, you'll have to live with it!!

...yea,not refined like me probably!

STFUareyouGod:
welcome back

...fanks sweety!...I was even banned on d Oder one yesterday too!...Nawa ooo,d mods gat no chill!

wristbangle:
. I know that your signature is 4 me

...abi!...I hope u won't fall my hands?

halfricanadian:
now 53 o
Chai today is today i must young by force

dharay99:

....Mr man wahs ur ba3 percentage?

Stupedinluv:
28

...goan marry young lady before u turn to old cargo!

halfricanadian:
55 chai where is my reading glass?

Lemme carry my grand child

Awwww

u don old oo

Fernandowski:
lolzzzz.

I reject it
life won't be fun when am 67 cus I can't be able to play ball again
hope you got me??

....my friend am just 2 yrs...so how do u fink I will get u?

fairlyusedpant:
do you have big nyash like my girlfriend?

...wah is dis one saying?

slyIsaac:
For the love of moses ts refiner

lol!....so cos of moses u go choose me abi?

olajorn:
ermm...since I have 0% bar...so you mean I no get age

Well I blame buhari

....lol,y blaming buhari here,y not go to aso rock and blame him!

Fernandowski:
lol

even my dad is not up to 67

...so u re older Dan ur father!....hehehehe

AlexCk:
"low battery ", Guess im still in d womb

...lol!
u av not been conceived yet!

Abbeyunique2:
100 years. just off gen

choiii!

Abbeyunique2:
100 years. just off gen

Decker:
75

Firstlieutenant:
Wetin u do nah? Anyway had we an alternative to NL, I'd have contacted u to know how u're doing. Babe abeg do something nah!

....do somfin like wat?

ipledge10:
hahahaha if you can compete with monalisa...

PS : always check if your is still in d right place anytime u walking

....lol...am not competing wif anyone,u must marry me!...by force!

right place at d right time?...maka y?

Firstlieutenant:
Babe! Wetin go come happen to me nah

Where u dey since? To find u these days dey very difficult, like person wey dey look for true-love.

....my dear I was banned for a week!

ipledge10:
refiner shey u don finally see husband

.......yea!


so when is our wedding coming up sweety!

MARKone:
When the children of Egypt UNILAG were crossing the Red Sea canal

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lol!...and dis time around, d red sea no gree divide!

Gaddafithe2nd:
Lol... How was your last exam?

...it was cool....fank ya!

Gaddafithe2nd:
Always heed to correction. But you are beautiful, no doubt about that.

...wah correction?....am ain't d one to heed to any correction here!
fanx for d complement sweety!

Gaddafithe2nd:
You are the one being rude with your reply.
What I wrote was written in English.
As have said before using shorthand is bad on a forum like this.
Lol

Mr I ended my comment wif a smiling emoji.... so I wasn't rude!

I prefer using shorthand and its non of ur bizness sweety!....

Gaddafithe2nd:
That is tautology. A mistake when typing.
Your should be able to deduce that was a mistake.
Next time don't use shorthand on this forum.

....stop being rude cos I smiled when I corrected u!....abeg swerve dis way~~~~~~~~~>

or better still dis way


<~~~~~~~~~~thank u!

marshalcarter:
FOOLS






#Searchin for the word funny in ma dictionary#











When u done eatin the jollof rice...take gallon nd goan queue at total or oando..any of ya choice....jobless aborted frog

oga take am easy nah!

Gaddafithe2nd:
Wizkid doesn't not worth this lady.

English pls?....